Pirate: I talk about the world in the sea

Chapter 250 They are both generals, why is the gap so big? (Please subscribe)

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"Are you kidding me about the sea? What is there about that old man from Porusalino that deserves to be reported?"

When he heard that the protagonists of the next issue of the newspaper were the five godfathers, Sakaski could only swallow his anger. He thought that if it didn't work in the next issue, he could always get a front page in the next issue!
As a result, now you tell me that the next issue will be an exclusive interview with Polusalino, who fishes every day. This is really unacceptable to Sakaski.

"Zizhen, it seems that General Akainu you don't understand the current situation in the sea!"

Maxim taunted Sakaski in a sinister way.

Although according to the force value, hundreds of him tied together are not enough for Sakaski to fight alone, but sometimes the pen is much scarier than the fist.

If Sakaski really dares to do something to himself, then Maxim guarantees that the front pages of the next few issues of "Sea Style Girl" will be all Sakaski's news.

So Maxim started jumping wildly across Sakaski's baseline.

"boom!"

"Say something quickly!"

Sakaski punched Maxim's desk again. This kind of poor literary man who only spoke half of his words every time was really annoying.

"Let's put it this way, according to our statistics, newspapers have published exclusive reports about the navy before, especially your three generals, all of whom have published personal autobiographies."

Hearing this, Sakaski nodded in acquiescence. He also remembered this matter. It was when he, Porusalino, and Kuzan had just become admirals. There was a newspaper company that wanted to take advantage of the traffic bonus. The boss of the newspaper company personally Call him and make an appointment.

Sakaski, who was extremely excited at the time, not only set aside time in his busy schedule, but also specially designed a creative signature of his own. Each title page of his autobiography has a gold-gilt signature hand-signed by him.

After all, that was the first and only time he had ever been on the front page of a newspaper. Even now, he still remembers the name of that newspaper... It seemed like it was called... Dahai Travel News Agency.

"But the sales volume of those issues, except for Lieutenant General Garp and General Porusalino, the purchase volume of other newspapers can be said to be appalling, especially General Akainu's. Many people saw your picture I don’t even want to buy it with a poker face. In order not to rot in the warehouse later, I have to give it to people for use as toilet paper.”

Don't ask Maxim to know so clearly. As the former vice president of Dahai Travel News Agency, he still vaguely remembers that after Morgans and Cronos got involved, the headlines of the world economic reports were all about Gram. Lonos is the top of the sea.

The president, Anthony Parkinson, believed that the friend of the enemy is the enemy. Despite his dissuasion, he went the opposite direction and invited many navy generals to travel to the sea.

As a result...except for Monkey D. Garp, there really aren't many people in the Navy who can resist the flow.

"They didn't use the page I signed, did they?"

Just after Maxim told Sakaski the facts, Sakaski asked a question that Maxim didn't know how to answer.

Maxim glanced at Sakaski with a helpless look. It's impossible for me to watch every citizen going to the toilet. How can I know if they have the page signed by you?

Of course, use whichever side is more comfortable.

"Well, Lieutenant General Garp doesn't mention why Porusalino has supporters, just because he has that wretched monkey face and is older than my father!" Sakaski looked at Maxima You looked stupid, and you knew that the question you just asked was a bit out of scope, so you immediately asked the most important question.

Sakaski thinks that among the three generals, his appearance can be regarded as handsome compared with the other two.

When he first joined the navy, he was quite a young man. Although he is older now, he can still be regarded as a muscular man!

"Well, although General Porusalino looks a little bit ugly, he knows how to seize the opportunity."

"Due to the fruit, General Porusalino can be said to be the one among the three natural generals who has appeared the most in front of the world's people. He has a good personality. According to surveys, many people think that he is amiable and has nothing to do with them. Sense of distance."

"And thanks to this battle, Admiral Polusalino is an extremely powerful deterrent to pirates. Now the pirates in the Shampoo Islands are as well-behaved as Sun Tzu. Sometimes they will take the initiative to say hello when they see the navy."

"After all, everyone knows that the Chambord Islands are protected by Admiral Kizaru. Once something happens, the first one to come over will definitely be Porusalino, the admiral who likes to explode people's anus. The name of General Ape has caused the crime rate in the Chambord Islands to plummet recently."

"Even the people of the Shampoo Islands have begun to spontaneously form a fan group of General Kizaru. With such a large fan base, it would be really bad if we don't cut a wave of leeks... No, it's really not good if we don't respond to them."

After finishing speaking, Maxim spread his hands.

Compared with Admiral Kizaru, he felt that Admiral Sakaski really had no future.

He was obviously stationed at the New World Navy branch closest to his boss, Cronus, the top figure in the sea, but after holding it in for so long, he couldn't get any big news, and now he was just asking for the headlines.

Who can blame me for not being able to seize so many opportunities? Look at General Kizaru. He usually works as a bodyguard for those scientists at the Navy Headquarters, but he seizes the opportunity as soon as he gets it!

Ever since he blew Jack's anus at the Navy Headquarters, the name of General Polusalino's asshole had spread. However, Polusalino was not ashamed but proud of it. With the help of the Sparkling Fruit, he completed several more missions. All the captured pirates had their anus fucked and were unable to resist.

Later, the title of General Porosalino Bakugiku became popular among the people. Many pirates immediately captured him as soon as they saw that he was General Bakuju.

After all, no one wants to end up like Jack.

"So, you need to be strong to make iron. General Akainu, please come back!"

"Humph!"

Seeing Maxim starting to issue an eviction order, Sakaski stood up and prepared to leave after snorting coldly. He was a great admiral, and no one except that bastard Kronos had ever made him so angry!
"Wait a minute, Sakaski, take the gift away!"

Originally, Sakaski wanted to forcefully say, "I'll give it to you," but when he thought of the scary prices of these things, Sakaski's mood changed.

As the saying goes: A penny beats a hero.

In the end, Sakaski could only pick up the gifts and slam the door out.

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(End of this chapter)