Pirate: I talk about the world in the sea

Chapter 230 On the correct method of self-rescue (please subscribe)

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Just when Charlotte Perospero and the other two were about to be thrown into a boiling pan by a group of jackals and tigers from the Beast Pirates, Perospero quickly rehearsed in his mind what Cronus had taught him. His little trick to save himself.

Then---

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

At this critical moment, Perospero suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and anyone could hear the full contempt and ridicule in his laughter.

"Laugh at you, uncle!"

"and many more!"

Just when Quinn thought Perospero was insane and wanted to slap Perospero with his prosthetic limb that had muscles on it, Kaido stopped him.

Originally, Quinn's robotic arm had already been swung out, but as soon as the boss opened his mouth, he could only forcefully retract his arm. I'm afraid only the person involved would know the aggrievement he felt.

"Perospero, why are you laughing?"

Kaido swallowed the wine in his throat painfully and stared at Perospero with some confusion.

Although Kaido has muscles that can crush countless bodybuilding champions, people's first impression of him is that he has well-developed limbs and a simple mind.

But our teacher Kaido is definitely a person who can use his brains in the pirate circle where most people only know how to rely on their fists.

After the Rocks Pirates were disbanded, although Kaido was considered a leader at the time, there were a lot of people who were more powerful than him at that time, not to mention others, just the captains of the Rocks Pirates. Others seem to have a better future than him.

At that time, while other pirate groups were conquering and consuming each other, our Kaido-sensei was silently and secretly improving his own strength and recruiting troops.

Now, the older generation of pirates such as Shiji and Redfield have been eliminated by the sea, but Mr. Kaido has step by step from the former trainee of the pirate group to the current position of the Yonko.

Although Kai-sensei's hard body and powerful devil fruit accounted for a lot of the credit, Kai-sensei's absolutely handy brain also played a role.

In this regard, Kaido-sensei is completely different from the stupid pig-like Kozuki Oden. Kaido-sensei just looks brainless, unlike Oden who is really stupid!
As for Perospero's burst of laughter, if he met other reckless pirates, he would definitely give him a big love bag and then throw him into the frying pan; but a man like Mr. Kai thinks that he is If a high-quality pirate who relies on his IQ encounters this situation, he will think of many things.

For example: Why is this guy laughing? How can this guy still laugh when he is about to be thrown into a frying pan? Will I lose anything if I really kill him?
After this series of brainstorming, Mr. Kaido was a little unsure about Perospero.

When Kaido was leaving people at the exit, not only the Beast Pirates, but also Perospero himself, the victim who was about to be buried in the oil pan, was stunned for a few seconds.

Unexpectedly, Cronus' extremely curious move actually had an effect.

However, Perospero is still the second... fifth-in-command man in the Yonko-level pirate group. In this critical moment, he showed strong psychological quality and on-the-spot performance ability.

Perospero forcefully shook the hands of the two Beasts Pirates boys away and said with a righteous face:

"I don't laugh at anything else. I only laugh at the words Cronus said to describe the Beasts Pirates when he first came to Cake Island. Now it seems that he was really right."

"What did that bastard Cronus say?"

I have to mention that after studying with Cronus for several months, Perospero already has one-tenth of Cronus' ability in understanding human nature.

When Kaido heard the name of Cronus, the culprit who caused his throat to swell, his whole body exploded instantly, but he was more curious about what Cronus said.

From this moment on, Perospero began to take the initiative in speaking.

"Haha, Cronus once said that although the Beast Pirates are strong and strong, among the three core cadres under Kaido, the plague has no plan and the plague has little wisdom. Now it seems that it is really appropriate!"

"I'm sorry about Grandma Li. It's okay for Kronos to call the pervert Jin Wuyou. Why does he call me Quinn? I'm a beast in the scientific world. I was a research colleague with Vegapunk back then. , and I had an IQ test done when I was a child, and my IQ was as high as 250, which is who knows how many times higher than Cronus."

Perospero had just finished speaking leisurely, but before Kaido could say anything, Quinn couldn't help but start talking. In his self-perception, he was the only think tank in the Beast Pirates. But Cronus actually ranked him with the perverted Jhin.

It is really unbearable and unbearable!
"Oh, you said you have a brain, then let me ask you, I came to the Ghost Island Alliance this time, hoping that the two pirate groups will work together to save people. No matter how you look at it, it is a good thing that benefits both sides and everyone is happy, but But none of you agree and instead you can’t wait to throw me into the frying pan. Is this considered smart?”

As soon as Perospero said this, Quinn couldn't refute it. After all, if there were no other factors, this cooperation was indeed hello, me, hello, everyone, but their boss had a bloody relationship with Charlotte Lingling. In the past, if they dared to speak out in support before Boss Kaido agreed, wouldn't they be lighting up lanterns in the toilet - looking for shit?

"Young tongue boy, even if we don't form an alliance with you, we, the Beast Pirates, can still rescue that useless guy Jack."

Kaido slammed the wine gourd to the ground and roared at Perospero.

"I don't know why Kaido, the leader, has such confidence?"

"I single-handedly challenged the navy. I was captured more than a dozen times, tortured thousands of times, and sentenced to death more than 40 times. But now I am still standing here intact!"

After Kaido finished talking about his achievements, Perospero calmly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. No, Kaido, you are a bit shameless. With your proud look, those who don't know would think you were the one who killed Kaido. The navy captured him more than ten times.

"I admit that Kaido is indeed very powerful, but I want to know, if the navy sends Garp, and Garp uses [Undersea Fall], how will Kaido plan to respond?"

Sure enough, as soon as Garp, a name that was completely taboo among many big pirates, came out, the expression on Kaido's face changed visibly to the naked eye.

"Tch, isn't he just a vice admiral? There's nothing to be afraid of..."

"Quinn, shut up!"

Since he became a pirate on the way and was involved in scientific research circles, Quinn didn't know what the name Monkey D. Garp meant among pirates.

Just when he was about to taunt, Kaido scolded Quinn.

Unlike Quinn, he was a man who had been punched by Garp, and more than once.

I still remember the first time he transformed into a dragon to raid the navy headquarters, but he happened to run into Garp who had just taken leave and was about to return to his hometown in the East China Sea.

To this day, Kaido still clearly remembers that the old gangster knocked himself to the ground with one [Undersea Fall], then rushed up and pressed his head with a series of punches.

What's even more outrageous is that after beating himself, he buttoned his nostrils and left.

I took a taxi in the morning and got home in the afternoon.

As the number of his raids on the navy increased, so did the number of times his face was rubbed against Garp's fists.

Even when he flew to the Navy Headquarters later, even ordinary soldiers in the Navy were no longer afraid when they saw him. They would shout "Kaido is here, go and ask for Vice Admiral Garp." and then continue. Mopping the floor with a mop.

"So, Master Kaido, if you are the only pirate group to rescue people, I'm afraid you Beast Pirates group won't be enough to defeat Garp."

Perospero keenly observed the changes in Kaido's facial expression, and left to pursue the victory. "But according to what you say, even if I really form an alliance with your Big Mom Pirates, it will just be adding more people to feed Garp's fists."

"And there's something that that crazy bitch Lingling may not have told you kids, but I know about it."

"What's the matter?"

Hearing Kaido talk about his mother's past, Perospero was a little curious. As the eldest son of Charlotte Lingling, he could be said to have been with his mother for a long time.

But now Kaido actually said that his mother had something that he, the child, didn't know.

"Let me ask you, what do you think your mother looked like before?"

"It goes without saying that when I was young, my mother was known as the most beautiful woman in the sea. At that time, she had many suitors in the Zairox Pirates. I remember that one of them was Kaido-dono..."

"Ahem, there's no need to mention such unimportant things."

Kaido looked at the gossipy boys around him and coughed a few times in embarrassment. He actually forgot that this boy grew up in the Rocks Pirates, and he also knew roughly what happened between him and Lingling.

At that time, Kaido was only a teenager, a time when youth was ignorant. At that time, Charlotte Lingling had already become the captain of the division with her strong strength. She had not yet given birth to many children, so she was feeling empty and lonely. when.

One is a strong and powerful little milk dog, and the other is a beautiful lady with big boobs and perky butt. Some things happened smoothly.

"So what do you think your mother looks like now?"

"Well, mom is very strong now!"

What can Perospero say, but he can't say that his current mother looks like a pig, right?

"As children, don't you realize that your mother's face is several times bigger than before?"

While guiding Perospero, Kaido recalled Garp's atrocities that afternoon.

"This, this...it's normal for people to become a little bloated as they age."

Although he already had a bad suspicion in his mind, Perospero still tried his best to find reasons for his mother.

"Do you think going from the perfect nine-headed body to the three-headed body now is a bit bloated?"

Kaido glanced at Perospero with disdain,

"I can tell you responsibly that Lingling's face was swollen by Garp!"

"It's impossible. Mom basically stays with us. Wait...that's that time!"

Originally, Perospero didn't want to believe it at all, but he suddenly remembered that his mother seemed to have gone out alone once to collect a favorite dessert.

But since the island where desserts are produced does not have much defense force, they, as children, did not take it to heart. However, my mother came back within a few days, and as soon as she came back, she locked herself in the room and no one could see her. No more, just let the baguettes keep delivering the desserts.

When these children see their mother again, she will look like this now.

Before, Perospero only thought that his mother was getting fat as she got older and ate too many desserts, but now that she thinks about it based on Kaido's words, the water here is a bit deep.

"Long-tongued boy, even if our two pirate groups join forces, I'm afraid Garp won't be able to take advantage. Considering my relationship with Lingling, I won't kill you today. You can go back."

Perhaps remembering the days when he was surrounded by Charlotte Lingling in the Rock Pirates, Kaido's attitude towards Perospero has softened a lot.

Even Kaido thought in his heart that if he didn't mind the Hulunbuir Prairie above his head, Perospero might as well call him stepfather.

In fact, at that time, Kaido didn't mind taking over Charlotte Lingling, a young woman with several small oil bottles.

After all, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head.

For this reason, Kaido also sank the first few husbands of Charlotte Lingling into the sea. Kaido was a hero with a broad mind, and he wore the cuckold of the dead as soon as he wore it.

But gradually, Kaido discovered a very terrible thing. His speed of sinking people into the pond could not keep up with that bitch Charlotte Lingling's search for a husband.

He had just picked up one with his front foot, but Charlotte Lingling found three more with his back foot.

In this way, Charlotte Lingling has more and more children, and Kaido has more and more brothers-in-law, so many that they can green the world.

The sibling relationship that once existed finally parted ways.

"Jin, see off the guests!"

Kaido said hello to his confidant general and turned to leave. When he thought of his failed first love, Kaido wanted to stay alone for a while, lick his wounds in a corner where no one was around, and remember his lost love. youth.

"Master Kaido, please wait a moment."

After Perospero finished speaking, he trotted all the way to Kaido. Everyone in the Beast Pirates was not afraid of him sneaking up on their admiral. At Perospero's level, their admiral could teach him how to behave with three sticks.

"Candy Stairs."

Due to the huge height difference, Perospero used his fruit-licking ability to build a staircase made of candy next to Kaido.

After climbing up, the whole person was just level with Kaido's ears.

"Head Kaido, I have formulated an excellent rescue plan. As long as the two families cooperate, I am [-]% sure to rescue the people..."

Perospero recounted the plan he had told his mother to Kaido, but in the second half, it was absolutely impossible for Perospero to tell Kaido about leaving the Beast Pirates to attract naval firepower.

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　The next chapter will return to the plot of the protagonist, and in the next chapter the protagonist will meet an old friend

　　Meet.

　　Regarding this old friend, Ramen originally felt that there was nothing to write about at this point in the book (actually, I missed him when I first wrote it).

　　But Ramen found that big guys in the comment section often asked about this old friend, so Ramen simply let him have a brief meeting with the protagonist in the next chapter.

　　Have you guessed who it is?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)