Pirate: I talk about the world in the sea

Chapter 209: In broad daylight, everything is clear... (Please subscribe)
"Crack-crack-crack-crack-crack!"

"Oh, it's unsightly. How could you do such a shameful thing in broad daylight? It seems that the quality education of the Beast Pirates is still not up to par!"

Cronus squatted in a corner that was still intact, holding a bunch of snacks, and while criticizing the two old men in the middle of the auction venue who had begun to have sex with each other, he spoke with relish Eating.

Unlike Cronus, who was calm and calm, Lafitte and Bi Gezhar next to him covered their eyes and couldn't bear to look directly. They thought they had seen a lot of big scenes.

But during the day, the behavior of two men on top of each other was truly the first time in their lives.

Otherwise Cronus is the captain, and they are just deputy captains!

His demeanor of being cool and shameless is enough for them to learn from him for a lifetime.

"Captain, I think it's almost time. If we continue this, I'm afraid we'll attract too many people and we won't be able to escape!"

Lafitte and Bi Gezhar looked at each other for a few times, and finally it was Lafitte who spoke to Cronus.

"It seems that the time is almost up. Okay, Ke Yatai, go and prepare the escape route; Bailegang, take down all the photos you took from the surveillance phone bug; I'll call our Navy uncle."

Lafitte and Begzar looked at Cronus who took out the phone bug with a sly smile, and both sighed that they were lucky to have joined the Titan Pirates. Otherwise, if they were to fight with such powerful and powerful people in the future, Facing an enemy with flexible moral bottom lines, it would probably become a nightmare for them throughout their lives!
While his two vice-captains went down to prepare, Cronus dialed the number of the Navy Headquarters. As the largest financial backer of the Navy Headquarters, he could say that he had the personal phone numbers of every naval leader except Akainu.

But as the old saying goes, it's all about drama. In order to get himself out of this incident, he specially called the Navy's public telephone number and also used the voice changer recently developed by the Revolutionary Army's Scientific Research Department.

"Hey, this is the Navy Headquarters. What can I do?"

After Cronus dialed the phone, a young male voice sounded on the other end of the phone. He must have been a civilian. ,

"Ahem, that old man reported with his real name that someone attacked the Tianlong nobles and did unspeakable things to them!"

"Nani?"

"Old man, are you telling the truth?"

Cronus could clearly feel that the voice on the other end of the phone was getting anxious.

"Of course it's true. I saw it with my own eyes on the Chambord Islands!"

After Cronus finished answering, the other end of the phone fell into silence, but Cronus' keen senses could sense that the phone bug on the other side was moving at high speed.

It is estimated that the navy boy has taken the phone bug to his commander now.

Sure enough, 2 minutes later, when the call was connected again, it had been replaced by a calm middle-aged man.

"Old man, are you really sure that pirates attacked the Tianlong nobles? This is no joke."

"Of course, I know this kid, he is Drought Jack from the Beasts Pirates!"

"Then how did you find out?"

"The thing is like this... I am a coater on the Chambord Islands... My name is Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni. I used to live a pretty good life, but recently it is the off-season for coating and I have no income, so I decided to come here Sell ​​yourself at the auction venue... When it was about to be my turn, the pirate named Jack suddenly jumped up and rushed towards the Tianlong nobles, and did a series of indescribable things!"

This may be the first time Cronus used the experiential method to perform, and he fell into the drama for a moment. He was so excited that he pretended to wipe away a few non-existent tears.

The Vice Admiral on the other end of the phone listened to Cronus's complaints while instructing his subordinates to quickly write down everything Cronus said.

"Wait a minute, old man, what is this indescribable thing you are talking about?"

"Oh, why are you such a jerk? If you don't come here, the Celestial Dragon nobles will be killed by this terrible pirate. You will know this when you get to the scene!"

After finishing speaking, Cronus hung up the phone and slipped towards the dock with Bi Gezar, who had already taken back the photo.

The Vice Admiral immediately ran to the Marshal's office after Cronus hung up the phone. Didn't you hear what the old man said? The Draco nobles were about to be killed by that bitch Jack!
The catchphrase of many pirates on the sea is "Kill those sailors!" Over time, the word "gun" has come to mean fighting.

According to past experience, the Vice Admiral also thought that the Heavenly Dragon Noble's "fuck to death" was an adjective, but the "fuck to death" that Cronus said this time was a very appropriate verb!
The Vice Admiral trotted all the way to the door of the Marshal's office. When he was about to go in, Marshall Wolf, who was sitting on the side of the office door, stopped him.

"Lieutenant General Havana, the marshal has worked overtime since last night and just lay down to rest. What can I do for you?"

Marshall Wolf blocked the vice-admiral in front of him. According to the usual practice, his uncle should be happily counting gold bars in the office at this time. If his subordinates saw this, would he still need the majesty of a naval marshal?

"Adjutant Marshall, I don't want to disturb the marshal. The matter is really too big. We received a report that a Celestial Dragon noble was attacked by pirates in the Chambord Islands!"

Havana's attitude towards Wolf Warrior is still very good. After all, this man has taken the plum job of marshal's adjutant at a young age, and he is also a member of his own marshal. No matter how you look at it, he has a bright future.

"Let's do this, give me the documents and I'll forward them for you!"

"Alright!"

Marshall Wolf took the report from Havana and deliberately waited until he left before knocking on the door of the marshal's office.

"Da da!"

"Who is it?"

Sengoku's rich bass came from the other side of the door, but anyone could tell from his tone that the navy marshal was not very happy at this time.

"Uncle, I am Wolf Warrior. Something big happened. The Celestial Dragons were attacked."

"What? Come in!"

War Wolf opened the door and saw Warring States sitting upright, and he immediately handed over the report.

"Asshole! What do the navy stationed at the Chambord Islands do for a living? What if they failed to protect the Celestial Dragon nobles, and they didn't even get a phone call?"

"Uncle, Lieutenant General Havana said that when he received the report, he had already called his colleagues stationed in Shampoo, but the phone bug was never able to get through."

"These useless Zongsang (bastards)!"

"Hey, Borusalino? I don't care where you are now? What are you doing? Immediately drop everything and take my people to the Chambord Islands. A Celestial Dragon noble was attacked at the auction venue!"

After swearing out of habit, Sengoku immediately called Porusalino, the Navy's number one talent, number one second man, and number one yellow Porusalino, asking him for immediate support.

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Porusalino was a bit smart after all. From the tone of his marshal's voice, he could feel that if he fished again this time, he might not be able to enjoy a wave of King Kong's glare!

So, after he and his adjutant gave the order to sail to the Shampoo Islands, a light flashed from his body and he was already shooting towards the Chambord Islands like a meteor.

As the saying goes, there is always a difference between imagination and reality.

On the way to the Shampoo Islands, Porusalino had roughly imagined the scene of the attack by the Draco.

He felt that even if he encountered a brainless pirate, he probably wouldn't dare to kill the Celestial Dragon. The most they would do is beat up the Celestial Dragon and lose a few teeth!However, when he actually arrived at the scene and saw the live action, his already wretched and old monkey face was almost frightened out of his emoticon expression.

To be honest, you dare to go to Tianlongren in broad daylight. Polusalino respects you. Jack is a man, but there is something wrong with your sexual orientation.

You can do this to someone like Charles Saint. What if a cold-blooded guy like you is allowed to develop for a few more years?

With this thought in mind, Porusalino's right foot condensed into a dazzling light.

"Lightspeed Kick~!"

Porusalino kicked away the naked Drought Jack who was lying on Charles Saint. Charles Saint, who had been cruelly tortured by him for more than half an hour, finally waited for his savior.

Although he is foaming at the mouth, his eyes are white, and he has no consciousness at all.

But luckily among the misfortunes, Jack had already lost his mind at the time and would get angry when he saw a hole. Therefore, a large piece of his spacesuit was torn apart from his buttocks, while other parts were still intact.

"Hey, Porusalino, how are you? Did the Heavenly Dragon noble rescue you?"

Warring States, who was concerned about this matter, called his beloved general to inquire about the progress of saving the Tianlong nobles.

"This, Marshal, I have saved him, and the drought Jack that attacked the Celestial Dragon nobles is also under my control, but..."

"Don't hesitate, just tell me!"

Warring States didn't understand that his little brother was usually very calm, didn't he?Why are you so nervous this time?

"Then...it means that the Tianlong noble was seriously injured."

"What? Are you injured? Which part is injured? Can you save it?"

As soon as Warring States heard that the Tianlong people were injured, he was not in a very good mood. If such a bad thing happened during his term of office, those five bastards from Wulaoxing would probably have to call him to be trained on the statue of Mary Joa. Train like a grandson for an entire afternoon.

"Well... he probably won't die... as for the location... his sphincter is damaged."

Porusalino thought for a long time and used a more elegant word.

"As long as you don't die, remember to bring someone to protect the scene."

Sengoku hung up the phone. When he heard that the sphincter was damaged, he thought it was an accidental scratch when the Celestial Dragon was avoiding the pirate's attack.

But which part of the muscle is the sphincter? I think he has been practicing physical arts for decades during the Warring States Period, and he is also familiar with the exercises to exercise muscles in various parts of the body.

But I have never heard of exercises that can exercise the sphincter muscles!

"Wolf Warrior! Porusalino said that the Celestial Dragon nobles suffered damage to their sphincter. Which fast muscle is the sphincter? Where is it located in the human body?"

Warring States looked at his well-behaved grandnephew, hoping that he could answer his questions.

"Well, uncle, the sphincter is located where you poop."

Although hesitant, Zhan Lang still told his beloved uncle the truth.

"Fuck, isn't that just a chrysanthemum? Porusalino, a guy like Zou Zou, a chrysanthemum is a chrysanthemum, what about the sphincter!"

Warring States slapped the table as if he had just woken up from a dream, but the next moment, he seemed to have thought of something terrible, and he turned his head sluggishly.

"War Wolf, tell your uncle the truth. Under what external force can chrysanthemums be damaged?"

"Well, if it's a woman, it's mostly between lovers; but if it's a man, it's probably just a mess."

After Zhan Lang finished speaking, he didn't dare to look at his uncle's face.

"You mean, Charles Saint Quilt..."

"That's how it should be."

Wolf Warrior made an extremely conspicuous move with his left and right hands, breaking the last trace of Sengoku's illusion.

"The Tianlong people got their asshole fucked? Haha, gah——"

After Warring States learned the cruel truth, he first smiled bitterly, then pulled away, and his whole body fell down like a back seat.

"Uncle, uncle, nothing can happen to you, uncle!"

War Wolf rushed forward with quick eyes and hands. He supported Zhan Guo's body with one hand and pressed his uncle's middle position with the other.

Seeing that he could not wake up his uncle no matter what, he shouted anxiously and loudly toward the door:
"Military doctor, military doctor, come quickly, the marshal has fainted!"

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On the other side, Cronus and the other three got on the boat and threw their disguised hoods, clothes and other things into the vast sea.

Their direction at the moment was not to return to the new world, but to change back to their original identities and appear swaggeringly on another pier in the Chambord Islands, and also walked into a luxurious restaurant.

"Captain, after we finished our business, why don't we leave and go back to the Chambord Islands?"

Bi Gezar looked at Cronus with some confusion. Although he was a rare representative among pirates with both civil and military skills, after all, he had not received any higher education, so he still could not understand Cronus's unbridled behavior. idea.

Cronus, who was stuffing a large plate of pasta into his mouth, raised his head to look at his vice-captain, and circled a place on the tablecloth with his hand.

"Lao Bi, can you see this little circle?"

"Of course I can!"

"what about now?"

Cronus picked up a candlestick and placed it in the circled area.

"Understood, this is called darkness under the lamp!"

Cronus explained this, and Bi Gezar nodded in realization.

"Besides, if Plan Barbarossa is to be implemented smoothly, I have to make a trip to Mariejoia. Since we are all in Chambord Islands, we might as well do it together!"

While eating, Cronus muttered the real reason why he stayed, mainly because he was too lazy to come here a second time.

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(End of this chapter)