In the age of books, I went crazy and went crazy

Chapter 22: Gouzi feels wronged and no longer wants to marry a wife
"Look, hold the sickle tightly with your right hand and the grass with your left hand, like this, like this, like that, that's it." The moment Gouzi picked up the sickle, he felt a strange feeling in his heart. He couldn't explain it. I just felt highly energetic, as if something had been ignited.

If Lin Wan could read minds, she would definitely pat Gouzi's head lovingly and tell him: "Fool, that is the joy of a child being a role model."

After the demonstration, Gouzi looked at Lin Wan and asked in an old-fashioned way: "Have you learned it yet?"

Lin Wan shook his head, "No."

"How stupid! Then I'll teach you again."

"Okay."

"Have you learned it now?"

"No."

"how about this?"

"No."

"You have learned it now, right?"

"Really not."

When Gouzi reacted, Lin Wan's backpack was already full. He turned around and looked at his empty backpack. He fell to the ground like an unwanted child. His eyes were sore and he wanted to cry.

Probably because he had been immoral for so long that God couldn't stand it any longer, Lin Wan's last bit of precarious morality suddenly came into play.

She took out a piece of mutton as big as her palm and asked, "Gouzi, do you want to eat some meat skewers?"

Sad dog: "???"

Of course he eats it. Anyone who doesn’t eat meat is a fool. He thinks he is not a fool.

"Okay, you're responsible for lighting the fire, you two go collect firewood, you go find some thinner branches, and Gouzi, you're responsible for cutting the mutton into small pieces, is that okay?"

It will definitely work, and it will work if it doesn’t.

Gouzi took the dagger and worked enthusiastically.

The system roared: "Host, what are you doing? This is not an ordinary dagger, it is a harpoon saber. You are using it to cut mutton. It is a waste of natural resources!"

Lin Wan: "I understand, it's not an ordinary dagger, it's the dagger in Wang Wei's poem, but whatever, it's a good dagger if it can cut meat."

system:.
Soon, Lin Wan took a few naughty children (good and capable children led her) to set up a simple barbecue by the river.

Lin Wan's mind twitched, and she thought of the salt-spreading brother on the Internet. She squeezed her hands and sprinkled salt on the meat gracefully.

Then, Yanba went astray naturally and beyond Lin Wan's expectation.

Thanks to Gouzi's quick reaction, the hand holding the mutton skewers moved quickly to catch most of it.

The dog, who worked hard and turned the mutton skewers over and over, seemed to have opened up the two channels of Ren and Du. When he saw the mutton skewers being grilled until they were sizzling and oily, he immediately looked up at Lin Wan.

I saw Lin Wanzheng looking at him with resentful eyes, as if silently accusing: "Why do you bake so slowly!"

Gouzi:.
Okay, okay, it all depends on him.

He didn't expect girls to be so difficult to take care of and not cute at all. He didn't want to save money to marry a wife. He seemed to be fine alone, Gouzi thought silently.

"Sister Xiaowan, you should be able to eat."

Good guy, just now I was calling her stupid, but now that she has mutton skewers, she has become a little girl.

The charm of mutton kebabs is even greater than hers!
Lin Wan angrily took a mutton skewer, lay down on the rocks by the river, and enjoyed it with squinted eyes.

Gouzi:.
When he got home, he told his mother that he didn't want a wife.

Because she didn't work much, Lin Wan wasn't very hungry. She ate two sticks to satisfy her craving, and the rest was divided among several children.

The premise is that several children are responsible for her daily basket of hogweed.

Cutting pig grass was so simple that several children agreed without hesitation. After a day of getting along, everyone tacitly agreed that following Lin Wan would provide them with meat to eat.

After lying in a beautiful place for a day and exchanging pigweed for a centimeter at the scorer's office, Lin Wan's beautiful day was over.

It's a pity that this day is simply hell on earth for Comrade Su Yu.

As soon as she got off work, Su Yu clutched her waist and went to the team leader crying.The cry of pain echoed in the brigade leader's house for more than half an hour.

The two of them were immediately famous in the village, one was a sick boy and the other was a crybaby.

Fortunately, Su Yu's cries were not in vain. The captain gave her a job of cutting pigweed. Because of her back injury, she was allowed to rest for half a month, no centimeters.

Having achieved her goal, Su Yu happily left the brigade leader's house, thinking about sharing the good news with Feng Yushan, but her footsteps failed to follow her orders and she ran to Lin Wan's door.

"Lin Wan, let me tell you, we can cut pigweed together in the future, and I can rest for half a month."

"Are you happy for me! Sister!"

Lin Wan: It's really tragic that the dead clip has turned into a broken gong.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Su Yu put her hands on her hips and frowned, always feeling that Lin Wan was sympathizing with her.

"1 deduction, sister is happy for you."

Su Yu was stunned: "Huh?"

"I said I would be so happy waiting for you to cut the pigweed together."

"Hey, okay, I'll go back first." Su Yu held her waist and walked away as fast as an old lady crossing the road.

System: "Is this what humans call love?"

Lin Wan: "No, this is a bad fate."

System: "But I can detect her emotions. She is very happy."

"Huh?" Lin Wan sat up straight: "Can you detect other people's emotions?"

"Yes, I can only detect people who are within five meters of the host. The closer the distance, the more accurate the detection."

"So can you detect other people's thoughts?"

"According to the system privacy protection agreement, our system prohibits private snooping on human thoughts. Once discovered, the host will be immediately stripped off and destroyed."

"Oh~" Lin Wan lay back again.

"Host, don't you long for this kind of love that lasts until death?"

"No, I prefer to lie in bed and watch other people's happiness."

Lin Wan pulled a small quilt and covered her belly button. It was a must-have habit for Chinese children in her previous life. As long as the belly button was covered, she would not have diarrhea!

The comfortable life in bed is always so short. It's dawn again, and it's dawn again, regardless of whether Lin Wan is sleepy or not.

She yawned, chewed the two pieces of meat pie with pickles and vegetables given by Xia Lian, and went to the "emergency gathering" fully armed.

The dog jumped up to her and said, "Sister Xiaowan, let me carry it for you."

Good boy, come on!

Lin Wan gritted her teeth in joy, holding the pancake in both hands, and gave Gouzi a bite by herself.

Jinbao jumped out of nowhere and stared at the pie in Lin Wan's hand, wanting to grab it.

He saw that this cake was given to Xia Lian by the loser. It was his thing and he wanted to eat it!

What could Lin Wan do? Of course he was forced to slap his penis.

Give the basket to the dog first, let him go to work first, and watch the dog go away.

She laughed loudly, "Here comes the little flying stick~"

"Bang~" Jin Bao fell to the ground, immersed in the big cock pocket and unable to extricate himself.

"You little bitch, how dare you do it!" Mrs. Xia's eyes were wide open and she threw herself at Lin Wan.

Lin Wan turned around and said, "Hey, hey, I knocked her down."

He also said sarcastically: "Hey, the old lady is quite strong."

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