Three Kingdoms in a box

Chapter 22: Are you ready for the Immortal?
"Don't people in the immortal world starve?"

The people's eyes widened when they heard this. What a wonderful day it must be. The immortals have endless food at home. They can usually raise some old she-kuns for laying eggs, and they can also raise some big male kuns. Save the meat.

And those who had eaten Kun eggs yesterday thought about the huge Kun eggs yesterday. How big was the old mother Kun that could lay Kun eggs? And if the big male Kun was roasted and eaten, a thigh would be sizzling. Oil coming out~
Thinking about the people, he swallowed his saliva.

A Kun egg is as high as a beam, and the legs of a big male Kun are several feet high. The roasted legs of a big male Kun are enough for a group of them to eat. The fairy world is simply paradise!
"Mr. Zhang, how can we enter the fairy world and live a good life?"

Zhang Jiao laughed when he heard this and said: "Believe in me, Taiping Taoism. Nanhua Immortal couldn't bear the suffering of the people, so he founded Taiping Taoism. I am the first generation of Taiping Taoism's great sage and good teacher. Those who believe in my religion in the future will call me the great sage and good teacher." , and as long as you believe in my Taiping Taoism, you can get the protection of Nanhua Immortal, and as long as you don't do evil, you can ascend to the immortal world in the future and enjoy the blessings of the heaven!"

After hearing what Zhang Jue said, Zhang Liang answered from the side: "That's right, those who believe in me, Taiping Taoism, can enter the immortal world. By then, everyone will have endless food, and it will all be high-quality rice. Not us. Now I eat corn, countless Kun eggs, and even a meal of Kun meat every now and then. From now on, I will never be without food again and I will be full every day!"

"Oh my God, there are still such good days in this world!"

The people's eyes widened when they heard this. Being able to have a full stomach is already their biggest desire. To be able to have a full stomach, they can eat rice every meal, and occasionally eat Kun eggs and Kun meat. Those were the days of gods. As for how high they would be, they would not dare to think about it!
And in their opinion, the emperor's life is just like this. He can eat white rice and meat every day, so who can compare with it? What is this life if not a fairy?
This is also the basis of Zhang Jiao's preaching. Some of Li Yu's theoretical things are not very important to the people who are now hungry. They just want to eat. If you talk to them about ideals, you are just being a hooligan.

And ideals are like the four sentences of Hengqu: establish a heart for the world, establish a destiny for the people, carry forward the unique knowledge for the saints, and create peace for the world. This is for people with ideals and ambitions to listen.

If you tell the common people these things, you might as well say to Zhang Liang: "As long as you believe in me, the Tao of Taiping, you will be able to enter the immortal world, eat rice every day, and eat Kun eggs and Kun meat. For them, this will be the life of immortals." ”

"That's right, fellow villagers, as long as you believe in my Tao of Taiping, you will have countless things to eat and drink when you enter the fairy world in the future, and there will also be fairies playing music for you, live with you, and regenerate a group of little immortals, and you will live in the fairy world for all your life. To be rich and glorious, you don’t have to suffer in this world.”

Zhang Liang continued to shout. After listening to Zhang Liang's words, some people immediately said: "Zhang Sanlang, is it true or not? As long as we believe in the Nanhua Immortal, we can enter the immortal world and not be hungry?"

"Of course it's true, but everyone, although the immortals are willing to save the suffering and let you enter the immortal world, we must also offer incense to the immortals, so that we can get the protection of the immortals. Otherwise, the immortals will not protect us."

After hearing this, some people said: "Then how do we offer incense to the immortals? Do we need to build a temple for the immortals? Or do we need to pay the immortals for incense?"

After hearing this, Zhang Liang and Zhang Jiao looked at each other and got to the point. At this time, Zhang Jiao immediately said: "No, as long as you sincerely believe in my Tao of Taiping, as long as you follow me and worship the immortal sincerely, you can receive the immortal's blessing. And I have already communicated with the immortal, and the immortal has agreed that as long as we sincerely worship him, the immortal will bring down rain on our fields and save our seedlings!"

After hearing this, the people suddenly widened their eyes and said, "Really? The immortal is really willing to make rain for us?"

"Of course, how can this be false?"

Zhang Jiao said to the crowd with a smile. After hearing this, more than a dozen people in the crowd stood up and said, "Mr. Zhang, we are willing to believe in Taiping Taoism. Please pray for rain for us!"

Seeing the looks of these dozen people, most of the people in the crowd looked doubtful. Can this horn really control the wind and rain?There were more than a dozen people who were just watching the fun. They were holding their shoulders and looking at Zhang Jiao with disdain on his face. He returned to the fairy world and had white rice for every meal. You can brag. Is the emperor like this? day?

Could it be that in the immortal world, all of us will live like emperors? This so-called immortal thing is not unheard of. Since ancient times, there have been many people who used the words of immortals and gods to spread cholera in the world. The First Emperor also asked for the elixir of immortality. Wouldn’t he die early?

At the time of Emperor Wu, he still believed in witchcraft. As a result, the princes were forced to commit suicide, and Emperor Wu did not live forever. Therefore, the words of gods were mostly lies, and the so-called miracles were nothing more than blinders.

And if there are any gods, they should perform in the houses of dignitaries as soon as possible. The more powerful ones can perform in front of the emperor and gain glory and wealth, such as Xu Fu of Qin.

What kind of magic can you show in this crowd of ordinary people when you have nothing to do?

It can be said that there is no lack of sober people in the world in any era, and the ancients are not as ignorant as we imagine, especially the ancients in China. They have seen all kinds of legends about gods and immortals. If they were so ignorant, China would have long ago evolved from feudal society. , has become a religious society, but the Chinese still have a clear understanding of themselves deep down.

Therefore, despite Zhang Jiao's talk, Zhang Liang told them at the top of his lungs: Believe in the Nanhua Immortal, eat and drink enough, and not worry about hunger.

But there are still people who don't believe it.

They just watched everything with cold eyes, but they didn't leave. After all, although they were very sober, they also wanted to see how Zhang Jiao performed in this big drama.

Zhang Jiao looked down. He was not stupid and already knew what the people below were thinking. It seemed that if he wanted these people to believe in Nanhua Immortal, it would be impossible without showing some real ability.

Thinking of Zhang Jiao, he called Li Yu in his heart.

"Shangxian, Shangxian..."

Li Yu had just woken up and was brushing his teeth. When he heard Zhang Jiao's call, he opened the box and saw a large group of people gathered in front of Zhang Jiao's house.

"Well, what's the matter?"

Li Yu called for a toothbrush and asked. After hearing this, Zhang Jiao said: "Shangxian, have you prepared anything for rain? I will take the people to ask for rain from the Shangxian."

After hearing this, Li Yu glanced at the watering can filled with water and said: "Okay, it can rain at any time!"

(End of this chapter)