Weird story about rules: Play as a boiling sheep at the beginning!

Chapter 12 Jiang Shen, go back to Gotham, Batman said he won’t hit you.

Early the next morning, the sky was slightly bright, and the river was already busy.

It wasn't until 8 o'clock that Huang Tao came to the convenience store. When he saw Jiang He sending messages on the mobile phone he bought with four months' salary in full and packing the prepared breakfast, his heart shrank and his mouth watered. Sliding from the corner of the eye.

"Okay, then I'll rush to your place!"

He replied to Wen Lan with a slightly delighted tone. Jiang He also noticed Huang Tao. He nodded slightly and said hello, and then hurriedly left the convenience store.

Huang Tao looked particularly uncomfortable. His cell phone!

"No, he left the convenience store?!" Looking at Jiang He's slowly disappearing figure, Huang Tao reacted belatedly, with a shocked expression.

At the door of the apartment, Jiang He knocked expectantly.

'Boom boom boom! '

The knocking on the door was not noisy due to his intentional control.

The sound of clack-clack slippers soon came from the apartment, and with a click, the apartment door was opened a small crack, and Wen Lan's voice came from inside.

"Just leave it at the door. I don't have any clothes on."

Jiang He put down the breakfast with a smile and reminded him warmly: "Remember to take it in quickly, otherwise it will get cold."

No more sound came from inside, and Jiang He turned around and left.

After a while, the love brain faded away, and the smart brain occupied the IQ high ground again, and then he realized it.

"That voice just now was a male voice!"

: Hahaha, Jiang Shen is indeed a true god who can lick the dog and fist.

: No, I was going to die laughing, I just realized it!
:Jiang Shen, go back to Gotham, Batman said he won’t hit you anymore.

Eating thick phlegm with maggots dipped in feces: Well...it's nothing, after all, isn't it known to everyone that Wen Lan has a boyfriend?And... wouldn't this allow for 3P!

: It has to be you.

: Brother Zhanshi still performs steadily!

At this moment, Jiang He felt sick when he realized all this, but before he could feel disgusted with Wen Lan, his love brain automatically turned on.

"Miss Wenlan must be worried that my kidneys are not good and I'm tired, so she found someone else to satisfy herself. She is so kind, I cried to death." As he spoke, Jiang He looked touched.

: ""

：〣(Δ)〣

:á?
: Damn, who can tell the difference between the clown and Jiang Shen?
The people in the live broadcast room were so shocked that they didn't know what to say. After a while, two words flooded the screen.

:admire

:admire

:admire

Jiang He was moved for a while, and his intelligence slowly recovered. He finally understood that as long as he thought about Wen Lan, his love brain would activate. He simply diverted his attention away from this matter.

He looked at the street. At this time, there were already many strange people walking on the bustling street. Some were in a hurry and seemed to be going to work. Some were holding children and seemed to be sending their children off. Some were setting up tables outside the store. , started selling breakfast.

But without exception, these people all stared at Jiang He with greedy eyes, so much so that he almost couldn't hold back and planned to take the initiative to activate substitution.

Slowly, some weirdos who seemed to be the best among all the weirdos present gathered around him, licking their lips at the same time.

One of them, who had white hair and looked like a Westerner, smiled strangely and cruelly: "I didn't expect that there would be wild Chosen Ones. I haven't eaten them in a long time."

"Eat?" Although he had already guessed in his mind, now that it was confirmed, Jiang He couldn't help but feel a little panicked.

Without even thinking about it, he immediately entered the state of substitution and activated his love brain!The strength forcibly crushes everyone to a higher level, and the courage is full!Suddenly, the originally ferocious weirdos suddenly turned into cartoon Q-versions in his eyes.

Tell me about this, who can be afraid?

"Let's go together!"

This group of weirdos were obviously not greedy guys, and they seemed to have about the same strength, so there was no internal strife.

Of course, it didn't matter if they couldn't afford to fight among themselves. When Jiang He looked at them, he felt that the speed of their punches was weak.

'Snapped! '

Jiang He easily caught the fist and then threw it away. He looked at the strange group and said calmly: "Can we just use all our strength? Can we fight quickly?"

This group of weirdos obviously didn't expect Jiang He to be able to take their fists. After looking at the low-level weirdos watching, they suddenly felt humiliated and activated their weird forms.

These weird and weird states are all different, but they are all disgusting. Of course, under the Q-version filter, they are inexplicably a bit...cute?
Wow, so cute, one punch can make you cry for a long time!

'boom! '

Aiming at the octopus-like state that the white-haired foreigner had transformed into, Jiang He punched him.

"what!"

The white-haired foreigner screamed, flew backwards and hit the crowd, exiting the strange state, making all the strange things startle.

The sound of swallowing came one after another, just like when Jiang He first appeared in their sight, but then it was because of greed, now it is because of fear.

Jiang He frowned slightly and looked at the white-haired foreigner who was just holding his teeth against the pain in his abdomen. He immediately stepped forward with some dissatisfaction.

Lifting the white-haired young man's collar, he said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you cry?"

"á?"╭(°A°`)╮

The white-haired foreigner was still confused when he heard Jiang He continue to say: "Forget it, just punch him a few more times."

Before the white-haired foreigner could react, Jiang He raised his fist, aimed it at his face, and dropped it like a meteor.

"Ah! No... don't want!... I... cry... won't hurt Xing Ma"

Under Jiang He's fierce attack, the white-haired foreigner's face instantly swelled into a pig's head, and his words became blurred.

Jiang He, whose intelligence was reduced, took about seven or eight seconds to understand, and then stopped. By this time, the white-haired foreigner was already dying, and his eyes were so swollen that he could not open them at all.

"woooooooo~"

He started crying, not only to make Jiang He stop, but also because it really hurt!
Seeing this, Jiang He nodded with satisfaction. He raised his head and looked around, and found that the strange things were already far away from him, and his eyes were full of fear.

Slowly, his intelligence returned, and Jiang He, who was out of the state of substitution, looked at the crying white-haired foreigner and felt nauseated.

'Snapped! '

"do not Cry!"

After the slap, the white-haired foreigner was stunned for a moment and wanted to cry even more.

Seeing Jiang He's palm slightly raised again, he immediately stopped crying and said with a serious tone on his swollen pig face: "Okay!"

Seeing this, Jiang He stopped smiling and slowly asked: "Who is the Chosen One here?"

The white-haired foreigner was stunned for a moment, but quickly came to his senses and was ready to speak.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room of the Kingdom of China, the people of the Kingdom of China also waited quietly, but the screen was still filled with ridicule of the white-haired foreigner.

(End of this chapter)