Just because I can eat, let me go to the transfiguration meter

Chapter 99 Oh, it turns out I have an eyelid

Xu Fei was still happily thinking about where he got so many fans and even sent things to the island for himself.

This sounds like a touching thing. A down-and-out boy is being targeted by the show crew on a desert island, and fans spare no effort to help. What a heartwarming and touching scene.

But who would have thought that the blind box after opening would contain such irrelevant things.

Your family survives in the wilderness by eating crispy noodles, and you sent me two cloves of garlic?
At this moment, Xu Fei belongs to society. His social life does not come from himself, but from these fans.

Don't let him catch who sent the gift, otherwise he will surely reap the rewards!
Xu Fei continued to dismantle the third package without believing it.

Holding the third package in his hand, Xu Fei felt the weight.

"Judging from this weight, there must be something good in it. Don't laugh yet."

Opening the half-man-high package, a large black hole was revealed.

Xu Fei looked left and right, but couldn't tell what was going on. He just felt an inexplicable familiarity with this black hole.

Several people nearby were laughing from ear to ear. Seeing Xu Fei continue to unpack the package, they also urged him to take out the contents quickly.

But when Xu Fei looked at their laughter, it didn't look like he had good intentions. He hoped that this fan would not cause trouble.

Continue to cut open the entire box, revealing a large black vat with a very simple color.

It was a vat that was about half a meter high, and the walls of the vat alone were about four to five centimeters thick.

Xu Fei bent his fingers and tapped the cylinder with his knuckles, making a "boom boom" sound.

Sun Honglei's eyes widened and he walked up in disbelief. He opened his hands to embrace the large vat. The fingertips of his left and right hands could not touch each other.

"Good boy, Xiao Xu, what does it mean for a fan like you to send me a vat?"

Before Xu Fei could answer, Sun Honglei buried his head in the vat, smelling from the left to the right.

After a while, he stuck his head out, closed his eyes and savored the smell of the tank.

"Xiao Xu, you are most likely used to pickle kimchi or make soybean paste. Your fans don't want you to pickle kimchi on the island, hahahaha."

Before Sun Honglei finished speaking, he covered his stomach and burst into laughter.

Xu Fei guessed that the fan who had this big vat had either stolen the vat from his grandma's house, or was immoral and smoking.

Is this something one can think of?
I'm only going to live on a deserted island for 10 days. Can you bring me a big tank?

Do you think that I have been living on a desert island for a long time in my life?
Xu Fei didn't believe in evil, so he stuck his head into the tank and smelled the slight smell on the tank wall.

The smell went straight to Xu Fei's head. After a while, Xu Fei came to the conclusion that this big vat was really used for pickling kimchi.

Xu Fei's facial features were twisted together at this moment, and his expression was very painful. He ran to the photographer who was laughing non-stop, faced the camera, and asked the audience on the other side loudly:

"Okay, okay, you are such a good fan of mine. Don't let me see who gave you this big vat. Don't let me see you!"

The audience in front of the screen saw Xu Fei furious and furious, and they couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

"In ancient times, there were weasels who paid New Year greetings - they were not well-intentioned, but now there are fans who send gifts to Xu Fei - they are full of bad intentions!"

"I am the grandma of this big vat, what should I do now?" "You should break your defense, this big vat represents everything to you!"

"OK, OK, I have broken through the defense. Can Xu Fei return this vat to me? I really need this vat to continue making kimchi."

"I am a fan of Xu Fei and I speak for Xu Fei. This morning I stole a big tank from my grandma's house and sent it to the show crew overnight. I wanted to help my idol Xu Fei spend the next days on a desert island, but In my hurry, I forgot that there were no kimchi in the tank. I'm sorry Xu Fei, so is there really no kimchi in the tank? Hahahahaha."

"Did you just hear the sound of the jar being knocked? Based on my many years of experience in pickling kimchi at my grandma's house, this jar has at least 50 years of history, and maybe it's still an antique. This wave, this wave Earn money with blood!”

Not only were the audience in front of the screen laughing non-stop, but even a few people present could no longer hold back their laughter.

Look at Yu Qiushui, most of her fans are young girls, so giving her some cosmetics and skin care products is considered worthy of her status.

Let’s look at the things sent by Brother Dao’s fans. They are so considerate, considerate and caring, and pay attention to details.

Look at Sun Honglei, fans also considered their sleeping problems and specially sent sleeping bags.

Looking at Zhang Hema again, although the first set of speakers had a somewhat trendy atmosphere, the second pair of shoes he gave as a gift were also very tasteful and seemed to be valuable.

Looking at Ning Zhilan, her fans look like middle-aged ladies, and the things they send her are also very grand.

Xu Fei is the only one with an eye-catching appearance.

People are scolded on the Internet, and fans look like they are not very smart. They send all kinds of things, but none of them are serious.

First, crispy noodles were given, and then more than a dozen cloves of garlic were given. There was even a proverb: If you eat noodles without garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half.

Smile, smile, you like laughing so much, right?Don’t eat the garlic sent by my fans tonight!
Looking at the row of solitary garlic hanging on the branches, Xu Fei, a man like an eagle, shed lonely tears in his heart at that moment.

Okay, okay, you're all playing like this, right? You all want to make me look like a fool, right?I'll show it to you!

Now Xu Fei doesn't hide it anymore. Instead of letting the audience see the joke, he might as well take it all out quickly and let them laugh happily. Otherwise, he will dismantle it tomorrow and they will laugh tomorrow. , demolish it the day after tomorrow, they laugh the day after tomorrow.

Just let them laugh enough!
With several people stunned, Xu Fei continued to unpack the remaining packages without looking back.

The fourth package, a large bag of toilet paper.

Okay, okay, such a modern thing.

The fifth package, ten pounds of garlic chili sauce.

Xu Fei took a whiff and almost choked.First it’s garlic and then it’s garlic chili sauce. Are you afraid that I won’t have a side dish with my staple food?

Package 6, a washboard.

Good guy, it's the most old-fashioned kind. There is a stripe on it. After you wet the clothes and put them on, you can frustrate them back and forth to achieve the purpose of whitening.

Good guy, you are so considerate. Why don’t you give me the matching washing powder when there is a washboard?

Before the anger in Xu Fei's heart subsided, the seventh package was opened, revealing a large bag of washing powder inside.

The eighth package finally came with something that looked useful, a large bag of black garbage plastic bags.

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