Siheyuan: He Yuzhu’s Sunshine Farm

Chapter 8: Straight up silly jokes
"Brother, what are you doing with "Xu Guozhang English"? Do you want to learn English?" He Yuyu looked at his brother holding a copy of "Xu Guozhang English" and asked with a smile.

"How do you know, hello, that's a rabbit!" He Yuzhu deliberately said a few words in English to He Yuyu in a bad way, which made He Yuyu laugh loudly: "Brother, that's right, that's right, 伱You really know a little English, by the way, how do you know English?"

"The factory keeps asking people to learn it, saying it is a task from above. I am bored so I just follow it. There happens to be this book here. I can buy it and learn it by myself. Of course, you can also teach me when you come back in the future.

In the future, we must be in line with international standards. There will also be many foreigners coming to these forty-nine cities. If we can speak English, we will not be afraid to meet foreigners! "He Yuzhu told the reason for his compilation.

On the other hand, He Yuyu smiled and nodded in agreement: "Brother, you are right to think so, um. When I go home to live in the future, I will also teach you English. However, don't expect too much, because my English is not good either. Very good." After saying that, He Yuyu smiled guiltily.

"It's okay. That's settled, let's go and see what we can buy..." He Yuzhu smiled and took He Yuyu to continue shopping in the Dong'an market. They walked around until 15:[-], but there was nothing there. It was time to go shopping, so He Yuzhu sent He Yuzhu back to school.

After He Yuyu returned to school, He Yuzhu also took the bus back to the courtyard.

Just returning to the front yard, He Yuzhu happened to see the third uncle in the courtyard playing with his bicycle. You must know that in 62, only Xu Damao and the third uncle in this courtyard had a bicycle.

Xu Damao was going to the countryside to show a movie, so the movie theater provided him with a bicycle.

The third uncle’s bicycle is a second-hand one. It cost him almost 70 yuan, and he got it at a discount. However, the third uncle’s bicycle also has a lot of problems. For example, the bicycle has been used for too long. Therefore, other people's flywheels, which are not so bad, also malfunction: they start to spin as they pedal.

There are generally two situations for this kind of failure. One is that the small tongue block in the flywheel is stuck to death by the sludge inside, and the other is that the elasticity of the steel wire that bounces the small tongue block has failed.

For the former, just use gasoline to clean the flywheel. If it's the latter, you can only remove the end cover of the flywheel and replace it with a new steel wire.

He Yuzhu wanted to talk to the third uncle.

However, at this moment, the voice of the system suddenly sounded in He Yuzhu's mind: trigger the task, the task content: slap the stick twice in front and back, the task is successful and get a bicycle ticket, the task fails: the host is electrocuted for 10 minutes.

"Hiss!" He Yuzhu was pleasantly surprised, haha, he had just agreed to get a bicycle for his sister, and now he was still thinking about how to get a bicycle ticket. Now when he feels sleepy, someone will give him a pillow. The system is really great.

To be honest, although Siheyuan's Pirate Saint Bangge is a child, there is a saying that is very suitable for Bangge, that is, a small kindness can nourish a noble person, but a big kindness can nourish an enemy.

Silly Zhu is really good to the Jia family. If there is delicious food, he will stick to their family, and if there is good deeds, he will give priority to their family. Silly Zhu is extremely good to Qin Huairu's family. If it is an ordinary child, his father Although he is dead, he must be grateful to have an uncle who is so kind to his family.

But in Bangge's subconscious mind, he felt that Silly Zhu was good to him. That was because Silly Zhu was a fool, so he looked down on Silly Zhu from the bottom of his heart. In Bangge's eyes, Silly Zhu was the target of his tricks. For stick figures, Silly Pillar is a joke.

It's like Banggeng followed the adults and called He Yuzhu "Silly Zhu". In fact, this shows that Banggeng doesn't regard He Yuzhu as a human being at all.

In the TV series, Qin Huairu saw many lesbians coming into contact with Sha Zhu, and her sense of crisis soared. She knew that if she didn't hook Sha Zhu, she would miss Sha Zhu's long-term meal ticket.

So, Qin Huairu had a showdown with Shazhu and wanted to be his woman. At this time, Qin Huairu's mother-in-law came to stop her and made a fuss about it, which attracted everyone in the hospital and made the matter "open". Later, Qin Huairu's mother-in-law used the trick of "setting up a mourning hall" to force Qin Huairu not to remarry.

Silly Zhu was inspired by the "big leader" and found the root of the problem: Granny Qin Huairu pretended to be a ghost and tried her best to stop it. It was not because of feudalism and it had nothing to do with reputation. She just wanted to maintain the status quo (Silly Zhu helped them for free for the rest of her life. Not marrying), if Qin Huairu marries Shazhu, her "mother-in-law" will be single, and how will she live in the future.

Silly Zhu found the key to the problem and solved the mother-in-law's problem with three strokes, five and two. Then the mother-in-law's attitude changed 180 degrees and she happily supported her daughter-in-law's remarriage.Extraneous words: When encountering a problem, put yourself in someone else's shoes, find the key, and solve it.

Originally, this matter was solved happily and perfectly, but unexpectedly, the "smart" Xu Damao found the "cracked" BUG, ​​found two boys, and tied up the broken shoes of Qin Huairu's son Banggeng, insulting him and at the same time, the "culprit" "" was put on the head of Silly Zhu, so after the adults searched for a day and night, Bangge was finally found by Silly Zhu, and then there was the scene where Bangge drove Silly Zhu out of the house.

Why was Banggeng so disgusted when he found out that his mother was going to marry Shazhu, so much so that he didn't talk to Shazhu for eight years? It was because Banggeng believed that his family's rank was higher than that of Shazhu, and in his heart, his family was He is from a rich family, and a fool is a fool. Suddenly, the fool wants to marry his mother, who is from a wealthy family. Do you think the stickman can resist or resist?And this resistance lasted for eight years. It can be seen that Banggeng hates Shazhu because he feels that he has been degraded by Shazhu.

Bangge and Shazhu broke the ice because Shazhu found Bangge a job as a car driver. You must know that the driver was one of the eight members of the team at the time, and he still drove a car for the leader. This made Bangge feel that Shazhu It seems that he has the ability to help himself and has value, so he pretends to be called "Silly Dad" again.

So Banggeng's attitude towards Silly Zhu at this time is that he thinks Silly Zhu is a little plaything in Banggeng's hands, and he can play with him as he wants.

But what Bangge doesn’t know is that the dog-licking silly Zhu is no longer here. The current one is He Yuzhu from Blue Star. For Bangge, He Yuzhu, who has watched the TV series, hates it deeply and has long wanted to deal with it. Boy.

This time the system gave a task, and if the task was successful, he would get a bicycle ticket. Of course, He Yuzhu was obliged to do so.

"Hey Silly Zhu, you're back." The third uncle Yan Bugui happened to turn around and saw He Yuzhu. He Yuzhu chuckled and said: "Hello. Third uncle, Narsitu Mitu!"

"Pfft, silly Zhu, what did you say?" Yan Jiecheng walked out just in time. Hearing He Yuzhu's words, Yan Jiefang burst into laughter.

Just looking at his son, Yan Bugui scolded him hard: "You are so ridiculous. Silly Zhu speaks English. Now the country encourages us to learn English. I don't know how many times I have said it to you." Follow along and learn, maybe you can get extra points for entering the factory, but you just don't listen.

Although Silly Zhu’s words are not good, people who are willing to learn are much better than you. You are still laughing. Go and buy something. The sight of you makes you sick. "

Yan Jiecheng was speechless. He just laughed and was scolded by his father. He was really upset. He shook his head and left. At this time, He Yuzhu laughed: "The third uncle is also learning English." ?”

"Si Zhu, you are good. I am old and can only learn a little bit of spoken English. I am not as young as you. By the way, has your factory also started to promote learning English?"

"Yes. It has been advocated for a long time, and I learned it on a whim. After all, our country needs to integrate with the world. If we learn English, we will not suffer any disadvantage when meeting foreigners in the future."

"Si Zhu, you are right to think so. Haha, I didn't expect it. The first person in our courtyard who thought of learning English was you, Si Zhu. It's not bad, it's worth revealing. How about Si Zhu, let's get some meat later. Come here, let your third aunt stir up some fun, and the third uncle will bring you some wine, so we two can have a drink!"

Hey. He Yuzhu was speechless in his heart. He was indeed the three most scheming men in the courtyard. He started to scheming with him after he boasted about it. He asked him to take meat to his house for a drink. How many people were in his family? If he had taken the meat, he would still be there. All went into the stomachs of his family members.

As for the wine he was talking about, I don’t know how much water had been added to the wine, and the taste of the wine was gone. It was simply stingy to the extreme.

"Haha!" He Yuzhu smiled and waved his hands and said: "Next time, third uncle, I really have no money. When I have money next time, I will go to your house for a drink."

After saying that, without waiting for Yan Bugui to say anything, He Yuzhu was about to walk into the courtyard, but before he could step through the door of the courtyard, he happened to see Bang Gang and Xiao Dang walking out of it. After seeing He Yuzhu, Bang Geng, the white-eyed wolf, immediately bared his teeth and cursed fiercely: "Silly Zhu, you piece of shit. Do you want to die? My grandma said, you actually dare to deny my sister milk powder.

Is labor and management looking good to you during this time? Do you want labor and management to go to your house to shit again?

You bitch, get me money right now, at least 50 yuan. If you don't send the money to my house tonight, I will kill you. "

At this time, He Yuzhu smiled coldly. It was like walking through iron shoes and finding nowhere. It took no effort to get it. The opportunity just came, so what are you waiting for? He Yuzhu walked directly in front of Banggan without saying a word. The stick on the cheek is like a slap in the face.

With a "snap", Banggeng was knocked unconscious. However, it was not over yet. Just when Banggeng was dumbfounded, He Yuzhu followed up with another slap, and there was another "snap".

The two slaps in the face made Banggeng fall to the ground, his cheeks swelled up, and Banggeng was stunned by the slaps.

(End of this chapter)