Incredible enlightenment: I am fooling the gods in the chat group

It is now the end of October, and the autumn feeling in the air is a bit thicker. The golden sun seems to be unable to compete with the coolness of late autumn, but it still adds a sense of warmth to the people on the street.

Perhaps the sunny days in late autumn are suitable for falling in love. Most of the streets are full of couples, with happy smiles on their faces.

But now it’s a bit like a collision between ancient times and modern times. Some people are dressed in modern suits and leather shoes, while others are dressed in ancient styles with long flowing clothes.

The only difference from before is that there are not only humans on the street, but also some monsters with animal characteristics. The two live in peace with each other, and there is not even much novelty.

Because two months ago, Mo Lang told Mr. Xia about this, that is, after the spiritual energy is revived, some monsters can obtain legal identities and freely roam around as long as they register their identity information and abilities and pass the test of the Heart Test Bridge. Human world life.

The reason why Mo Lang did this was because he knew that instead of completely isolating humans and monsters, it would be better for everyone to live together. After all, it was like this in the previous life, and many monsters were fighting for humans and Blue Star.

The unification of living things and harmonious coexistence has become an unstoppable trend. This is like controlling water, it is better to remove it than to block it.

The person who made this suggestion was actually Chi You, because he occupied the body of the Green Bull Demon Saint. When he spoke human words in the human world, he shocked many people and caused a lot of panic.

Even while eating, someone actually asked Yinglong whether he could sell the cow, which made Chiyou so angry that he wanted to slap that person.

Yinglong laughed out loud, but was beaten up by Chi You.

After discussing with Mo Lang, Mr. Xia nodded in agreement, because he also felt that the spiritual energy was revived, and animals turned into monsters and possessed spiritual intelligence. In fact, they were no different from humans. As long as they abide by the laws and survive together, guarding the Blue Star is not impossible.

Anyway, Test Heart Bridge can see through the good and evil in the hearts of these monsters.

In this way, the era of harmonious coexistence between monsters and humans began. Many monsters even joined the army and became military monsters.

Overall getting along is pretty good.

Shonan Province, Shashi, inside a KFC.

"Look, that little brother with blue hair is so handsome!"

"Yes, yes, the little sister next to my little brother is also very good-looking. She looks like a fairy. She is really talented and pretty."

"That uncle has such a good temperament, he is a handsome uncle!"

"Could it be that the boss of a big company is negotiating with that blue-haired guy because his daughter is rebellious?"

"I think so, but don't they usually go to high-end restaurants? Why are they in fast food restaurants?"

"Because we are in a fast food restaurant, we brought two bodyguards. I guess the man in the vest is the girl's brother."

"I don't know if we can see the bloody part of leaving my daughter in this 1000 million yuan."

"Hahaha, I'm looking forward to it too."

A group of girls were facing a man with long blue hair and a woman with long cyan hair among the six people sitting by the window. They were excitedly taking pictures and talking with their mobile phones, and even made up a bloody drama in their minds.

"Why doesn't anyone compliment me on how handsome I am?" Xing Tian, ​​a tall man wearing a black vest and showing his thick arms, couldn't help but muttered.

In the past few months, he has recovered his head. Otherwise, a headless man would be walking around on the street and look strange and scary.

"You are so handsome. Besides, why are men so handsome? There is no manliness at all." Chi You also found his body and glared at Xing Tian.

After all, the body of the great emperor cannot be destroyed by heaven and earth. Even after going through the Age of Ending Law, he still retains a complete body. It is just that it will take a long time to restore his divinity.At this time, Chi You was not like the legend, with ears and temples like swords and halberds, and horns on his head. Instead, he looked like a middle-aged handsome uncle.

He sounded so handsome, but when he heard the little girl call him handsome uncle, he couldn't help but reveal a happy smile.

After all, what man doesn’t like others to think he is handsome, just like a woman likes others to praise her for being young, fair, and beautiful.

"Why did we become bodyguards? If you're not handsome, don't insult us like this." Shen Tu and Yu Lei were very depressed.

"Aren't you door gods? Bodyguards are very suitable for your status." Ying Long, who has long blue hair and a white dragon-patterned robe, said teasingly.

And next to him, the woman with long green hair as smooth as satin and a long skirt in green clothes was the female master.

"Hey, my brothers are wearing very fashionable clothes, and they even eat KFC." Mo Lang pushed open the door and walked in, followed by Qin Xiaoxiao. He looked at Chi You and the others sitting at the door and smiled like a sunny boy.

"Hello seniors, hello sister Nvba!" Qin Xiaoxiao also greeted Chi You and others politely.

Mo Lang was still dressed in white clothes like snow, and he looked like a fairy in the clothes, especially the elegant and earthly temperament he inadvertently revealed, which aroused the eyes and comments of those little fans.

Qin Xiaoxiao was also wearing a long white dress. She looked like a hibiscus emerging from the water or a snow lotus from the Tianshan Mountains. She was pure and pure, with a fairy spirit. It also attracted the attention and comments of those little fans. Some even secretly took photos and sent them online. Suddenly It attracted a lot of likes and hot spots.

"Why are you here at KFC? Didn't I give you the Zuixianlou card? Just charge it to my account then." Seeing that he was being watched, Mo Lang was still a little uncomfortable.

"I like to eat fried chicken and drink Coke, so I decided to stay here." Chi You ate fried chicken, then drank Coke, and said with a happy expression: "This Coke with fried chicken is better than beer with barbecue. .”

After these few months of living in the human world, Chi You and others have almost adapted to modern life, and even learned some popular words.

With a sweep of his mind, all kinds of knowledge can be easily integrated. This is not as difficult to understand as "Tao" and "Principle".

"Lao Li, you look a bit domineering in your suit and tie."

Mo Lang looked at Chi You's dress and couldn't help but say.

Chiyou's surname was Li, and his original name was Li Tan.

"You don't even have to look at who I am. I am also the leader of the Jiuli tribe, and I can be said to be the originator of the domineering president." Chi You said with a proud look on his face.

Just watching Chi You eating fried chicken and drinking Coca-Cola felt a little strange.

Of course, these words cannot be heard in other people's ears. What they hear are just ordinary gossips of some parents.

"Let's talk about Xiaoleiyin Temple. Is there really a Bodhi tree there? Isn't it said that the Bodhi tree is the first Bodhi tree in the world? And it is said that Xiaoleiyin Temple is not a real temple, but a transformation of King Huangmei. Are you waiting for Tang Monk to come and worship him so that you can capture him?" Mo Lang asked curiously.

"It is true that Patriarch Bodhi is the first Bodhi tree in the world to attain enlightenment and form, but this is not the only Bodhi tree. There is a small Bodhi tree in Xiaoleiyin Temple, also known as Xiaoxitian. If Patriarch Bodhi had not left The ancient road is estimated to be in the Leiyin Temple of Xitianling Mountain."

Yinglong explained: "As for the story you told in Journey to the West, it is half true and half false, because it is true that four masters and disciples went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, but it was for the purpose of Tathagata to promote Buddhism and let his second disciple Jin Chanzi experience the true meaning of Buddhism. , just reincarnated and rebuilt on purpose.”

"Then there are no Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, the pretty boy, etc.?" Mo Lang was surprised.

"Of course there is, but they are not the ones who learned the scriptures. You must know that the Great Sage Qitian has a long history. There are eight brothers at the level of the Great Sage. How could he convert to Buddhism? Moreover, the demon clan also has a great emperor." Yinglong said. (End of chapter)