Marvel: Spider-Man?No, I'm Superman!

Chapter 206 The annoying Deadpool

At the same time, a few streets away from the company building, there was a trash can in a remote alley behind a police station.

The trash can that was as tall as a person suddenly began to shake violently, as if there were small animals like cats and dogs trapped in it and struggling hard.

boom!

Suddenly, violent shaking caused the trash can to tip over.

Countless garbage sprayed out from the trash can.

But among the piles of garbage, something seemed to be slowly crawling out.

"Pfft... Pah, pah, pah, Fake, those damn guys, they threw me away like trash, it's really too much!"

A figure the size of a baby, with only a body but no limbs.

He climbed out of the trash can with difficulty, spitting out the garbage that filled his mouth while angrily cursing the people who threw him into the trash.

When Deadpool regained consciousness, he was in the trash can.

The powerful self-healing ability allowed the material with only a pool of cells to successfully fuse and gather into a head.

After another period of time, the body finally grew, but not the limbs.

At this moment, Deadpool finally couldn't bear to be in the trash can. He shook his body violently and finally climbed out of the smelly trash can.

And as Deadpool successfully escaped from the trash can, his self-healing speed gradually accelerated.

Soon after, limbs began to grow again on his body.

Although the time is a bit short, the limbs look even smaller than the baby-like body.

It's like some kind of toy doll with short limbs, very weird.

Moreover, his head is the same size as an adult, and he has a body that is not much larger than the head of a baby, and his limbs are even shorter than that of a baby.

The overall look makes it full of weird feeling.

Even if someone sees it, it is difficult to believe that this strange and special creature is a human being.

"Find a safe place first and fully recover your body before..."

Deadpool has experienced countless situations where he was on the verge of death and then reborn. Although he has not experienced many situations like this, where his whole body has regrown from cell tissue, he has also experienced it.

After successfully growing his limbs, although they were still a little short, Deadpool did not wait where he was. Instead, he moved his short legs, which were less than ten centimeters long, and began to run on the ground, preparing to find a safe place. Restore your body.

However, his legs are too short at the moment. Although he is as flexible as an adult, he runs a bit slowly, not much faster than a real baby.

For a few minutes, he didn't run out of this alley, which was only a few dozen meters away.

"Hoo hoo... I'm exhausted!"

Instead, it made Deadpool feel quite tired.

Fortunately, his limbs and body are still growing at an extremely fast rate, and it won't take long for him to grow to the size of a normal child of several years old.

By then he had enough strength and speed.

call out!

Suddenly, just as Deadpool was sitting on the ground imageless, regaining his strength.

There was a roar in the air as if a fighter jet was flying across the sky.

"Oh my God! Is this Superman's invasion of the Marvel Universe?"

The next moment, a figure that made Deadpool feel very incredible suddenly fell from the sky, and the cloak behind him slowly fluttered.

Compared to Deadpool at this moment, a figure that was extremely majestic slowly fell from the sky, giving Deadpool an incredible shock.

"Finally found you, Deadpool..."

Peter looked at this strange-looking figure, but without any difficulty he recognized that this guy was Deadpool who had just recovered.

"Sure enough, as rumored, even if only body cells are left, they can be resurrected and quickly grow their own bodies..."

Peter has long heard that Deadpool's self-healing ability is even more powerful than Wolverine, and now it seems true.

"Wow, you actually know me?"

While Peter was looking at Deadpool with interest, Deadpool was also looking at this guy who was very similar to the rumored Superman, his eyes full of surprise and curiosity.

He has traveled through many multiverses, but he doesn't remember that there has been an existence like Superman in his own universe.

It seems that the real Superman only exists in the DC universe next door.

"But, shouldn't you be upholding justice in the DC universe next door and fighting that bald cutie? Why are you here?"

Compared with other people, after seeing Superman, they will be shocked by his majestic figure and the powerful aura he exudes.

Deadpool is much better. His powerful self-healing ability has already made Deadpool fearless.

Even when faced with a real god, he dared to shake his fist at him.

Although the consequence may be that his arm becomes a shattered fracture after hitting the opponent.

"Haha, I also want to ask you, why did you suddenly appear in this universe and assassinate Dr. Otto?"

Peter slowly landed in front of Deadpool, looked down at the strange figure, and asked.

"Oh, I understand, you came here specifically to find a place for that guy!"

Faced with Peter's questioning and the Dr. Otto he mentioned, Deadpool seemed to finally realize it.

……

"Hey, come on, someone is going to bully this kind and cute kid!"

Facing Peter, Deadpool suddenly shouted loudly.

Coupled with his current figure, which is about the same size as a baby, he looks up at the sturdy figure that is more than one and a half meters taller than him.

It really looks like adults are in an alley, intimidating children.

"If you don't want to die a few more times, I advise you to keep your mouth shut..."

Peter's eyes were red, full of oppression and intimidation, staring at Deadpool, a guy who seemed to have a bit of a psychotic tendency.

"Well……"

Looking at Peter's eyes that were full of coldness and exuding dangerous red light, Deadpool seemed to realize how terrifying this was. He suddenly raised his short hands and covered his huge mouth, making a look of fear.

quack quack...

If this moment were an anime scene, then there would be a row of black crows flying slowly above the two people's heads, indicating the awkwardness of the current situation.

"answer my question!"

After a long silence, Peter finally asked again.

"Ahem, didn't you just tell me to shut up?"

Deadpool put down his hand covering his mouth with an innocent look.

"Okay, sir, I'm a little curious, who is stronger, the heat vision you shoot or the shock wave shot from Cyclops's eyes?"

"Oh, by the way, you should know about Cyclops. There should be mutants in this universe..."

Deadpool spoke again and started chattering again, but his words made no sense at all.

Noisy!

Peter did not hesitate, and two heat visions burst out from his eyes, instantly cutting Deadpool's finally grown body and head into two pieces. “Humph, you’ll know after you try it yourself!”

Peter snorted coldly, then grabbed Deadpool's head and shot up into the sky.

……

Soon after, in a secret space station far away in space on Earth.

Peter's figure suddenly appeared.

"Mr. Superman, come here...ah! This is in your hand..."

Reed, who was conducting some kind of experiment, felt Peter's sudden arrival. Just as he turned around to say hello, he suddenly saw Peter holding a human head in his hand.

Fortunately, his body has been transformed now and his will is strong. Otherwise, he would definitely be frightened by this scene that was like a horror movie.

"Don't worry, this guy has immortality."

Peter casually placed Deadpool's head on the table with a "thud" sound.

"Huh? Immortality? Is this true?"

Reed naturally didn't believe that Peter would really kill innocent people indiscriminately. Although the scene of suddenly appearing in front of him with a head in his hand was a bit scary.

But out of trust in Peter, Reed was not too surprised. Instead, after hearing that this guy had the legendary immortality, his eyes were fixed on Deadpool's head, his eyes full of curiosity.

"Sir, why don't you give me this head and let me study it carefully?"

Reed looked at the head carefully and couldn't help but said to Peter.

After all, for scientists like them who explore the mysteries of the universe, immortality is like breaking the rules of the universe, making them shocked and full of desire to explore.

"If you don't speak up, I will hand over your useless head to him for some inhumane scientific experiments!"

Peter looked at Deadpool's head with his tongue hanging out, eyes closed, and a dead look on his face, and said in a deep voice.

"Well, friend, you win!"

Hearing that Peter was about to hand himself over to the mad scientist in front of him, whose eyes were staring at him tightly, as if he wanted to cut his remaining head into pieces, Deadpool finally suddenly recovered from the death look on his face and spoke.

"Oh, Farke, this guy is really alive!"

Seeing Deadpool suddenly speaking with only one head left in front of him, even the well-informed Reed couldn't help but be taken aback, and his body subconsciously took a step back.

This was the first time he had seen someone speak with an indifferent expression even after only one head was left.

"Sir, what's going on with this guy?"

The immortal body in Reed's imagination has a strong self-healing ability. After suffering any injury, it can quickly repair its body and regain consciousness.

But obviously, Deadpool is more than just that. Even when the body has been broken and only one head is left, it seems that the consciousness is still not affected in any way.

In Reed's view, this was beyond the normal scope of life.

"This guy is called Deadpool, a bitch who has an immortal body but makes people feel very disgusted!"

Even Peter, after first meeting Deadpool, couldn't help but feel a little angry at his behavior.

This shows how unpopular this guy is under certain circumstances.

"How is it possible? In a certain universe, my image is very popular among people. They even shot several movies for me..."

"I have to say, the guy who played me was pretty good, even though he only played a third of my charm..."

There is only one head left, but Deadpool's chatty attributes are still not affected, and he still chatters some strange things.

"That's enough! I'm not here to listen to you talk about these irrelevant things."

Peter's face turned cold again.

"Well!"

Seeing Peter's cold face again, Deadpool just wanted to cover his mouth, but found that he had no hands now, so he could only press his lips tightly in aggrieved manner, with a "I'm very obedient" look on his face.

"Sir, what exactly is this annoying guy..."

Although it was also the first time to meet Deadpool, after the brief conversation just now, Reed instantly understood why Deadpool was so annoying.

"Reed, this is also the answer I want to know."

Peter didn't answer Reed and focused his gaze on Deadpool's head.

"What universe did you come from? And why did you want to assassinate Dr. Otto?"

"What? This guy assassinated Dr. Otto?"

Reed was also full of surprise, turned his eyes, and looked at Deadpool with doubts in his eyes.

"Oh? Are you Reed? Reed Richards?"

Deadpool, who was stared at by the two men, did not feel any shame. Instead, he looked at Reed with interest, and there was a strange feeling in his eyes.

"Yes, I am Reed Richards, do you know me?"

Facing Deadpool's weird look, Reed couldn't help but feel a little strange. This annoying guy seemed to know him.

"Hehe, of course I know you. You look a little younger than you in other universes..."

"Moreover, not only do I know you, but I have also personally..."

Deadpool suddenly smiled, as if seeing an old friend.

Just as he was about to continue saying something, he seemed to realize something was wrong. He suddenly stopped what he was going to say, and then changed the subject in an obvious and embarrassing way.

"Ahem, let's talk about why I came to your universe..."

"why?"

Although Reed was curious about what Deadpool just wanted to say, he was also curious about Deadpool's origins and didn't ask too much.

"Because not long ago, I received a commission from a strange guy, asking me to come to this universe and kill some special targets!"

Deadpool spoke with an indifferent expression and finally revealed the real reason and purpose of his coming to this universe.

"Accept a commission? Kill a few special targets? A mysterious guy?"

Peter thought carefully about Deadpool's words. Although this guy seemed a little out of tune most of the time, what he said at this moment did not seem to be a lie.

"Who else are those targets besides Dr. Otto?"

"Also, do you know the identity of the mysterious person who entrusted you with this task?"

After a brief thought, Peter asked again.

"Well...actually, there is no specific goal. He asked me to kill as many senior executives of Stellar Technology Company as possible, create huge chaos, and buy some time for one of his plans..."

"As for the identity of the mysterious man, although he hid it very well, I have actually recognized him a long time ago!"

Deadpool continued to answer with an indifferent expression, and then looked at Reed with a mysterious face.

"Actually, that guy's true identity has something to do with him!"

... (end of this chapter)

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