Good luck!My cat turned out to be a female CEO

Chapter 135 Gu Yizhou’s view of love

Evening, 09:30.

Qingyun Night Market BBQ stall.

One was fat, the other was thin. Two young men were sitting at the barbecue stall, eating skewers.

Some people say that when a beautiful woman hugs a cat, she is very coquettish.

What about the handsome guy hugging the cat?
Well...it can attract a lot of girls.

"Aim~!"

Yan Luoxi huffed and waved her cat's paw to scare away the girls who wanted to touch her tonight.

They all seemed very caring, but in fact they all came to ask for the contact information of Gu Yizhou, a bitch.

Yes.

The combination of two young men and a cat is Gu Yizhou and his good brothers Chen Dongyuan and Yan Luoxi.

This strange combination of Gu Yizhou holding a cat and drinking beer became a highlight at the barbecue stall tonight, attracting the attention of many girls.

but!

As a cat owner, protecting food seems to have become her nature.

Is my cat slave someone you can hook up with?
So how could she look good on those girls?
However, Yan Luoxi was still very satisfied with Gu Yizhou's answers to the girls.

"Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Gu Yizhou smiled and kept telling white lies to the girls who came to chat with him one after another.

"Ah~"

Chen Dongyuan on the side sighed, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and lit them silently.

Seeing this, Gu Yizhou frowned slightly.

Chen Dongyuan saw Gu Yizhou frowning at him, so he popped another cigarette out of the box and handed it to Gu Yizhou: "Want one?"

"Stop doing."

Gu Yizhou shook his head and said.

Chen Dongyuan was slightly surprised, "Have you become a good person?"

"From a basket!"

Gu Yizhou glared at his friend and said angrily: "I just thought smoking was boring, so I quit."

"How long?"

Chen Dongyuan asked.

"I haven't touched it since I started working."

Gu Yizhou replied casually.

"!"

"Protruding!"

"Back then, the entire dormitory smoked the most, two packs a day were like a chimney!"

"You fucking motherfucker now told me that you quit!"

Chen Dongyuan cursed.

As he spoke, he lit the cigarette in his mouth with a lighter and took a fierce puff.

Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly, then glanced at Chen Dongyuan and said, "Okay, you fat guy, to be honest, you should smoke less, it's not good for the body."

But it was obvious that his words were of no use, and Chen Dongyuan didn't take them to heart at all.

After all, he didn't know how many times he heard this.

"Know it!"

"But I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not sad!"

Chen Dongyuan glanced at Gu Yizhou with a resentful look, and then said angrily: "Now the labor and management want to scratch your face more and more, damn! It always feels like you are playing with customization, while the labor and management are playing with formatting. , you said they are both men, why is there such a big gap?"

"Obviously we both have the same nose and two eyes, but you are just a little more handsome than me. Why are all the girls looking for you and not even looking at me?"

"God damn it, I don't accept it!"

Gu Yizhou: "..."

"There is a funny TV series in which there is a sea king, and he once said this."

Gu Yizhou thought for a while and said: "As a man who wants to become the King of the Sea, do you want to listen to the teachings of the Patriarch of the Sea King?"

"uh-huh?"

Chen Dongyuan's eyes lit up slightly!
"It is a must."

"I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met my master. If you don't give up the cloth, I would like to worship you as my adoptive father."

"Father, teach me quickly!" "Then listen carefully."

Gu Yizhou stroked the cat with one hand, took a bite of the grilled oyster with the other, and then said slowly: "He said that there is no chance to rehearse in life, and it is broadcast live every moment. And women's minds are as numb as yours." , never know what it’s like.”

"puff!"

The wine in Chen Dongyuan's mouth spurted out.

Yan Luoxi was furious and wanted to slap Gu Yizhou

child.

what happened to the woman?
Did the woman eat your rice?

However, it is still very interesting when a person who doesn't usually make jokes suddenly makes a joke.

Although Yan Luoxi felt unhappy, she couldn't help but want to laugh.

"You are really coquettish!"

Chen Dongyuan gave Gu Yizhou a thumbs up, "But are you sure it was Senior Neptune who said this?"

"of course."

Gu Yizhou nodded firmly.

The first half of the sentence was indeed said by a certain Neptune.

But the last half of the sentence was just added by him.

"There is a joke. The butterfly said to the little bee, you are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but reluctant to say a word to me. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me, why don't you have two antennas on your head? Message me?"

Gu Yizhou shrugged and said, "You are just talking about it all the time, and I don't even notice how you pursue girls, so don't complain about me in front of me, okay?"

"Uh, this..."

Chen Dongyuan blushed, "Old Gu, you also know, am I not introverted?"

"You? Introverted? You are an introvert!"

Gu Yizhou curled his lips and said speechlessly: "Now you are bragging while talking to me here, and then you become introverted when you are in front of girls? When you say this, do you believe it?"

"Uh……"

Chen Dongyuan said with some embarrassment: "Okay, actually I'm just shy and embarrassed!"

Gu Yizhou shook his head, "If you want to save face and suffer, if this continues, you won't be able to become a sea king, let alone a sea licker. You will probably end up alone forever!"

"Hmm... But it doesn't matter. After all, non-marriage is not popular nowadays!"

"At most, you can live in a nursing home when you get old. Anyway, in the nursing home, you can eat, drink, and have old men and women to play with you!"

Chen Dongyuan: "..."

"Bah bah bah!"

"You just went to live in a nursing home! Don't curse me like that!"

"Besides! You kid, you still have the nerve to accuse me?"

Chen Dongyuan curled his lips, then pointed at Gu Yizhou and said angrily: "Aren't you still single yourself?"

"Oh, and then what?"

Gu Yizhou glanced at Chen Dongyuan calmly and said calmly: "Do you think if I want to find it, I will be short?"

Chen Dongyuan: "..."

"Gan!"

"I almost forgot that you bitch is very popular with girls!"

"By the way, Su Qianqian, the school beauty of Su, also likes you, why don't you accept him?"

Chen Dongyuan suddenly remembered this, so he asked curiously.

"Uh...(⊙o⊙)..."

Hearing this, Gu Yizhou's expression froze slightly.

Yan Luoxi, who was lying in Gu Yizhou's arms, also had her ears perked up.

Su Qianqian...?
Isn't it the one about A girl?
She could actually tell that the sexy girl liked Gu Yizhou, so she was now curious about how Gu Yizhou would answer.

After Gu Yizhou was silent for a long time, he smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, there is no reason, I just don't have that idea."

"As you know, feelings are all about fate."

"Maybe it's because my destiny hasn't arrived yet!"

"As for those bad romances that are not a good match, I have been lacking them since I was a child, you know!"

Chen Dongyuan: "..."

(End of this chapter)