Chapter 73 Frog
"You bastard, you can run, right? If you let me catch you, you're dead." Ye Sheng panted.

"Mom, why didn't you call me when you came out?" Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"How dare I call you!" Ying Caihe said mockingly.

"What? Mom, didn't you say you wanted me to be angry with this old man like my father?" Ye Fusheng asked doubtfully.

"What?" Ying Caihe looked at Ye Fusheng in surprise.

Everyone around looked at Ying Caihe. No wonder Ye Fusheng was so timid. It turned out to be Ying Caihe's instigation.

Ye Sheng's face darkened, the corner of his mouth twitched, he glanced at Ying Caihe, and unexpectedly wanted to give Ye Fusheng a whip, but Ye Fusheng ducked away.

"You are really my good son!" Ying Caihe snorted coldly.

"Mom, don't worry, my old man dares to bully you, and I will help you vent your anger today." Ye Fusheng shouted righteously.

"Fusheng, don't talk nonsense." Ying Caifeng shouted hurriedly.

"Er Niang, what a great idea you came up with. You said that if I call him Lao Bangzi, it will make my father half angry to death. It's really high." Ye Fusheng replied with a full face.

Lan Caifeng was so shocked that her eyes almost dropped to the floor. Did this even set her on fire?
"Mom, Er Niang, here are a wild goose, three wild ducks, and more than 20 pigeons. You can take them back to make up for them." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"I'll let you eat." Ye Sheng wanted to attack Ye Fusheng again and whipped him from behind.

Ye Fusheng took a step forward, turned back and said with a mean smile: "Old man, you are the only one who wants to attack me now? You are just doing what you want."

"You're rebelling, you're rebelling!" Ye Sheng gritted his teeth angrily.

"How is that possible? Just wait." Ye Fusheng jumped on the bullock cart and picked up a ten-pound fish in his left hand and a small crucian carp in his right hand.

"You want to bribe me? Damn you." Ye Sheng shouted angrily.

"Dad, you need to lose weight. You're so fat that you can't even see your toes. You can take this little crucian carp to satisfy your craving." Ye Fusheng said as he threw the little crucian carp to a servant.

Ye Sheng looked at the ten-pound fish in Ye Fusheng's hand, and then at the small crucian carp in the servant's hand, and his chest heaved violently with anger.

"Mom, take this big fish back and eat it. Don't give it to my father." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Bastard, if you still want to enter Ye's house, please come over and kneel down." Ye Sheng shouted.

"Shi Xingzhou, let's go." Ye Fusheng laughed.

"Stop him, you bastard." Ye Sheng shouted.

A group of servants were all holding sticks, and they looked like they were going to play for real.

"Run, run." Ye Fusheng walked as fast as flying, much faster than an ox cart, and soon he was able to throw away the servant.

"Fu Sheng, it will be a disaster if your father really catches you." Shi Xingzhou smacked his lips.

"It's okay, look at this group of people. They all have old arms and legs. It's just a dream to catch me." Ye Fusheng said nonchalantly.

"You can run away, monk, but you can't run away from the temple. Your father is so angry this time that he will beat you sooner or later to vent his anger." Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow." Ye Fusheng laughed loudly.

"You can do it, I think you warriors are all crazy." Shi Xingzhou snorted.

"Are you sure you want to catch hares tomorrow? You should come at seven in the morning?" Ye Fusheng asked, changing the subject.

"I'm fine with that. Let's meet at seven o'clock." Shi Xingzhou nodded.

"We're finally home. This is truly an unforgettable day for me!" Ye Fusheng sighed.

"Isn't it unforgettable? I married my wife in the morning and set up a table in the afternoon. I passed by a small shop in the market later. Would you like to buy some wine?" Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"Buy, buy, buy, park the car, and make beer duck tonight." Ye Fusheng said hurriedly.

"Buy beer, forget about liquor, none of us drink liquor." Shi Xingzhou shouted.

"Boss, two boxes of beer." Ye Fusheng looked at the big green stick outside and shouted. There should be 24 bottles in this box.

"40 yuan." A little boy walked out of the house and said with his hand.

"The little guy is quite cautious. This is 40 yuan. Count it. Do you have any drinks?" Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Coke, champagne, which one do you want?" the little boy asked.

"Are they all in boxes?" Ye Fusheng asked.

"Yes, there are twelve bottles in each box. How many do you want?" the little boy pointed at a pile of boxes.

"How much is it?" Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"A box of Coke costs [-] yuan, and a box of champagne costs [-] yuan." the little boy replied.

Ye Fusheng touched his pocket and saw 110 yuan left. After thinking about it, he handed it over and said, "Three cases of Coke and five cases of champagne."

"A total of one hundred and four, this is six yuan, you can move." The little boy said crisply.

"The little guy has been to school? He's so smart." Ye Fusheng knelt down and asked.

"Hurry up, don't you just like little girls, but also boys?" Shi Xingzhou shouted impatiently.

"Are you in such a hurry? It's not six o'clock yet. Are you in a hurry to go home and hug your wife?" Ye Fusheng teased.

"It's better for me to hug my wife than to watch you tease the little boy." Shi Xingzhou said in a dull voice.

"You haven't learned much about being good with Tantai celebrities, but you haven't learned much about talking nonsense." Ye Fusheng replied, picking up a beer.

"You are using strong words. I will take you all the way to see your father-in-law. Let's see how much time your father has wasted on me." Shi Xingzhou said loudly.

"Okay, okay, I thank you. I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors, okay?" Ye Fusheng curled her lips and replied.

"If you take two big fish in my bucket, will yours be lost?" Shi Xingzhou said.

"That's enough. There are twenty or thirty small fish, one big fish, and five or six fish weighing two to three pounds. It's enough to last for two days." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"It's a good thing that your family is all women, otherwise more than a dozen people would be deprived of you." Shi Xingzhou smacked his lips and said.

"I also have a headache. It stands to reason that the more wives the better, but with more than a dozen mouths, one wild goose is at the bottom." Ye Fusheng sighed.

"When I came back, I saw that there were a little less refugees. I plan to get two more. Anyway, it doesn't cost money to get a wife now." Shi Xingzhou said with a strange smile. "Be careful, four or five are enough to keep you busy." Ye Fusheng said angrily.

"What's this? Haven't you seen that in ancient times, there were 72 concubines in three palaces and six courtyards?" Shi Xingzhou replied with raised eyebrows.

"You also said that was in ancient times. Now you have to marry a hundred and eighty people, which will exhaust you to death." Ye Fusheng said disdainfully.

"Fart, you fart, do you know that I am very strong?" Shi Xingzhou said angrily.

"Look at you, so excited. You are so strong now and so young." Ye Fusheng said with a dumb smile.

"Look at my muscles, they're so muscular." Shi Xingzhou rolled up his sleeves and showed off in demonstration.

"Yeah, you are the strongest. You should be as strong as you want before you are thirty, but after thirty, it may be enough." Ye Fusheng chuckled.

"Didn't you say that if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow?" Shi Xingzhou asked in return.

"Damn it, you're pretty good at learning and applying it now? But I advise you not to do whatever you want." Ye Fusheng said.

"It sounds like you are so powerful. A toad yawns loudly." Shi Xingzhou said disdainfully.

"Speaking of toads, can we catch frogs this spring?" Ye Fusheng asked.

"Really, I forgot. Frogs and forest frogs are too small, and frogs are big enough." Shi Xingzhou licked his lips and said.

"We have frogs here? Why didn't I see them in Swan Lake?" Ye Fusheng asked doubtfully.

"Swan Lake is not good. Frogs mainly live in wet places such as rice fields, reservoirs, ditches, and swamps." Shi Xingzhou said.

"Ah! Don't say that, just say where and when you can catch it." Ye Fusheng scratched his head and said.

Shi Xingzhou held up his collar and said with some arrogance:

"You are asking the right person. I am known as a little expert at catching frogs."

"In fact, frogs can be caught three times a year, one is to "open the river" in spring, the second is to "cut the land" in autumn, and the third is to "avoid the elements" in winter."

"You are a weakling who speaks human language. According to you, you can catch me in spring, summer, autumn and winter?" Ye Fusheng said with a twitch in his eye.

"Hehe, that's what I mean." Shi Xingzhou replied with a smile.

"Do we have rice fields? Why haven't I heard of reservoirs and ponds?" Ye Fusheng asked confused.

"Why not? Do you think there are no rice fields in mountainous areas?" Shi Xingzhou said proudly.

"Where is the location? Let's catch some frogs to drink with when we have time." Ye Fusheng said.

"The rice fields and Moon Reservoir are relatively close. It takes more than half an hour to drive." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"The distance is not bad. When the time comes, I will make spicy frogs for you. It will be delicious." Yefu Sheng said with a smile.

"I just want to go home and stew wild geese and big fish." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"Look at your potential, don't look like you've never seen the world." Ye Fusheng mocked.

"Have you seen the world? Have you ever caught fish and frogs with me?" Shi Xingzhou shouted not to be outdone.

"Uh! I can't refute what you said!" Ye Fusheng said awkwardly.

"No need to refute, just look at those little ladies of yours who are looking forward to it." Shi Xingzhou pointed at the tent.

"Brother." Ye Yuting started waving as she was far away.

"Sister, your brother has been a jerk today and gave your father a beating. You didn't see it." Shi Xingzhou yelled as he was far away.

"You're such a big talker, you exposed your nakedness before we even parked the car?" Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"I must promote your prowess so that you can regain your prominence in front of the Black Widow." Shi Xingzhou winked.

"I advise you to be careful. They have very good ears. Maybe you will get beaten when you park the car." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Impossible, it's 50 meters away, and she won't be able to hear me if I speak so quietly." Shi Xingzhou shook his head.

"Really?" Ye Fusheng said with a sinister smile.

"Brother, I was wrong..." Shi Xingzhou reacted immediately.

"Okay, let's forget it because you are busy today." Ye Fusheng said with a proud smile.

"You are indeed... not a human being!" Shi Xingzhou muttered.

When they got closer, Ye Fusheng realized that a group of women had all changed their clothes. These new clothes should belong to the Linglong sisters.

"Damn it, where did your wife get the black stockings! Did you buy them?" Shi Xingzhou whispered.

"No, Linglong brought it. There seems to be a big bag." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Give me two pairs!" Shi Xingzhou said with a pleading look on his face.

"You old pervert, why don't you want it yourself? How can I ask?" Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"I'm even more embarrassed. How can I ask for stockings from my brother's wife?" Shi Xingzhou growled.

"Then I'm not too kind! Don't we have anything to sell at Zhuangzi?" Ye Fusheng asked doubtfully.

"No, even if I did, I couldn't afford it. There are dozens of these." Shi Xingzhou whispered.

"Drunk! Shall I try?" Ye Fusheng scratched his head and asked.

"You have to try, we are good brothers, right?" Shi Xingzhou said hurriedly.

"You old pervert, I'm so convinced! Are you playing the emotional card with me just for stockings?" Ye Fusheng said with a black line on his head.

"Men, who doesn't have some hobbies? If I can buy it, I won't ask you for it, right?" Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"Then what should I say? You should ask for it yourself. You also know that I was forced to marry them." Ye Fusheng said helplessly.

"You are the one who is suitable. Even if I mean it, I don't dare! I want to ask these two tiger girls for stockings... isn't that asking for death?" Shi Xingzhou said with a shudder.

(End of this chapter)

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