Chapter 68 Turtle
"Corn is the favorite of wild geese, so don't think twice about the corn in the fields in autumn." Tantai star said.

"This is true. A group of wild geese are all over the place. This thing might have been eaten." Shi Xingzhou agreed.

"Then we will do more to eliminate harm for the people's comrades." Ye Fusheng replied righteously.

"With the broken gun in your hand, you can't even hit the wild geese lined up for you." Tantai star mocked.

"Damn it, even if there are ten thousand of them, I can kill them all in one day." Ye Fusheng said unconvinced.

The Tantai star laughed and said:

"Do you know Qiu Lie? I don't think you've ever heard of it."

"Last year, the 3000-man guard team killed more than [-] wild geese in one day. So many wild geese were killed, and it was like drizzle, which had no effect on the wild geese."

"Are there so many wild geese?" Ye Fusheng frowned and asked.

"This is Swan Lake. Do you think we are the only lake nearby?" the Tantai star said with a smile.

"That's right." Ye Fusheng nodded thoughtfully.

"Little Duck Lake, Waizui Lake, Qingshui River, Sishui Lake, and Dangshan River, which one is full of wild geese?" said the Tantai star.

"Damn it, so many lakes? Our place is really a land of mountains and rivers!" Ye Fusheng said in surprise.

"I'm just talking about the ones near us. Anyway, there are a lot of wild geese." Tantai Xingxing said.

"When you say that, I have a new idea." Ye Fusheng said thoughtfully.

"What do you think?" Tantai star asked confused.

"Iron pot stew, just open an iron pot stew restaurant." Ye Fusheng replied.

"That's definitely not possible." The Tantai star shook his head.

"Why?" Ye Fusheng asked confused.

"Who in our rural area doesn't have a big iron pot? What kind of iron pot do you want to buy for stew?" the Tantai star said sarcastically.

"Uh...that makes sense." Ye Fusheng nodded.

"How many wild ducks did you catch? I also want to get a shotgun. This is so cool." The Tantai star ran onto the shore channel carrying a three-pound fish.

"Not too many, not too many, only fifteen." Ye Fusheng said proudly.

"This big male duck weighs four pounds. How about making a beer duck tonight?" asked the Tantai star.

"I just know how to eat, catch some fish, and we're going to catch pigeons." Ye Fusheng said.

"There are six or seven big fish weighing more than five kilograms, which is almost enough." Tantai Star turned over the fish passage of the wooden barrel.

"Damn it, so many palm-sized crucian carps? Are there thirty or forty of them?" Ye Fusheng said in surprise.

"All crucian carps are caught by dogs, and hounds don't care about their size." Tantai star said with a smile.

"Tsk tsk tsk, dogs are stronger than humans." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"No, the dog is stronger than you. How many fish did you catch?" the Tantai star said sarcastically.

"Go away, am I not hunting wild geese and wild ducks?" Ye Fusheng said angrily.

"Okay, you go catch it now. We each caught a ten-pound fish." Tantai star said proudly.

"I'll catch you, I'll give you a javelin just because you're acting like this." Ye Fusheng shouted.

"This is for you. I'm waiting for your ten-pound fish." Tantai star replied.

Ye Fusheng didn't answer, but gathered all his energy, took the bamboo cage, and started looking for big fish in the water.

"Ho ho ho, look how this catfish like me is doing?" Shi Xingzhou ran to Ye Fu Sheng and twisted around.

"You little red guy, what are you doing? You scared all my fish away." Ye Fusheng roared.

"Hey! Don't get angry. Even if I don't scare you away, you won't be able to catch me." Shi Xingzhou laughed.

"You little red guy, let's ride on the donkey and read the songbook, we'll see." Ye Fusheng snorted, changed positions again and started waiting.

"What does Xiaochiguo mean?" Shi Xingzhou scratched his head in confusion.

"I'm complimenting you, saying you're handsome." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Then I thank you, little red guy." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"The fish is coming, the big fish." Ye Fusheng excitedly raised the bamboo cage and quickly buckled it down.

"Let me see how big it is." Tantai star shouted curiously.

"Damn it, it looks quite big, but it's only over three kilograms." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Let me tell you, you were defeated by me before you lost your memory, let alone after you lost your memory." Shi Xingzhou laughed.

"Don't talk too much. Have you seen this large piece of mud? There must be big fish in it." Ye Fusheng said.

"There are fish in the mud, but you can't fish in the mud." Shi Xingzhou said disdainfully.

"Damn it, who are you looking down on? Why can't I do it?" Ye Fusheng shouted.

"You want to see what's on the mud first?" Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"Two or three finger-high water, some broken weeds, bird footprints, and a few dead fish." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Correct answer, then what characteristics do you see on the dead fish?" Shi Xingzhou asked.

"Having been eaten by birds, what's the point?" Ye Fusheng asked doubtfully.

"What's there to see? This proves that you were not the first hunter to come to the mud." Shi Xingzhou smiled.

"Oh, you mean the fish in the mud have been eaten by geese, ducks, and various birds?" Ye Fusheng suddenly realized.

"That's right, little Chi." Shi Xingzhou teased. "Damn you, wild geese and wild ducks all eat small fish, and waterfowl are not big either. There must be big fish here." Ye Fusheng shouted.

"Who stipulates that you have to swallow fish in one bite? Look at the big beak of the waterfowl, which is longer than your finger. Isn't it easy to divide and eat it?" Shi Xingzhou replied.

"We can't eat them all, the ones that survive are the best ones." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll wait for your masterpiece." Shi Xingzhou said nonchalantly.

"Look, here comes another one," Ye Fusheng shouted while holding a catfish.

"Why are you making such a fuss? You've been fishing for more than half an hour and you only caught three catfish." Shi Xingzhou said disdainfully.

"That's right, I caught six big fish in more than half an hour." Tantai star shouted.

"You two little red guys, what I caught weighed three or four kilograms." Ye Fusheng said.

"Hey, hey, I caught a grass carp weighing more than six kilograms and I didn't say anything. What's there to show off for you, who weighs only three or four kilograms?" the Tantai star said proudly.

Ye Fusheng was helpless. He really couldn't catch these two people, and he couldn't do it in the water. He could only pick up bargains in the mud, and the mud was knee-deep, so walking was almost exhausting.

"I think it's four o'clock now, are you still catching pigeons?" Shi Xingzhou asked.

"It's four o'clock? Have we been catching fish for more than three hours?" Ye Fusheng asked in surprise.

"That's right. The fish is enough for the three of us to eat for a few days. I think we might as well catch pigeons, right?" Shi Xingzhou said.

"Okay, then pack up and head to the pigeon's location." Ye Fusheng shouted.

"Hanhan, Da Ma is back." Shi Xingzhou waved.

Ye Fusheng also walked towards the shore. The mud was less than a hundred meters away, so walking was very tiring. He didn't feel so tired even after carrying Mu Xian'er on his back. After walking for dozens of meters, his feet slipped.

"Available?" Ye Fusheng's eyes lit up and he laughed loudly. He squatted down and touched it. What the hell is this?

Ye Fusheng stretched out his hand again. What was underneath was not a fish, but a stone?But it doesn't quite look like stone yet.

"What's wrong?" Tantai star asked curiously.

"I touched something, it seemed to be a big smooth stone." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Bullshit, there are no stones in Swan Lake. It must be a bastard. I'll do it." Shi Xingzhou ran over excitedly.

"Bastard?" Ye Fusheng scratched his head. Are there turtles in this lake?

The Tantai star ran over, bent down and touched it, then pulled hard with both hands, and a tortoise that was slightly larger than a human head was pulled out.

"What a good thing. I must buy some wine tonight." The Tantai star said with a strange smile while cleaning.

"Green Bastard? Why does Swan Lake still have this thing?" Ye Fusheng asked curiously.

"Nonsense, isn't the tortoise green or blue?" Tantai star said angrily.

"It makes sense, it makes sense." Ye Fusheng nodded.

"As for why there are bastards in Swan Lake, I don't know." Tantai star shouted.

"You son of a bitch, ever since I said I wouldn't lend you money to raise a dog, you've just taken advantage of the gun. Is this the end of the world?" Ye Fusheng said angrily.

"I am petty and vindictive. This time I will find you two black widow wives. Next time I will introduce Yaoyao to you." Tantai star said with a strange smile.

"That's okay. You will be safer when Yaoyao comes to your house. She is even more powerful than the Black Widow." Shi Xingzhou shouted in agreement.

"When I look at you two, you can't hold it in." Ye Fusheng said disdainfully.

"You are wrong about this. Yaoyao is 1.9 meters tall, which is taller than you... what is her name?" Tantai star scratched her head and asked.

"Long Wandie." Ye Fusheng said angrily.

"That's right, he's much taller than her. That's a powerful and domineering look." The Tantai star said with a smile.

"Shouldn't it be gentle and beautiful?" Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"This woman is different from other women. Her beauty is not pretty, but domineering." The Tantai star said with a wink.

"You two must not do this again. Although I really like beauties, I have enough at home. If anything happens, you will be responsible for it yourself." Ye Fusheng said coldly.

"You have never seen Yaoyao. As for her bust size, your family can't grasp it at most. Yaoyao can't grasp it with both hands." Tantai star laughed.

"Is that still a human being? Are you talking about the cows on the grassland?" Ye Fusheng asked the Tantai star sideways.

"This description is good, almost. Do you think this figure is good?" the Tantai star asked.

"Very good, you can keep it. Only a handsome young man like you can be worthy of her." Ye Fusheng said sarcastically.

"Just because I'm handsome, I gave it to you. I look for a wife based on my looks, but you can't, so you hurry up and propose marriage." The Tantai star said narcissistically.

"Go away, you look like a pig's butt, don't you think you're cool?" Ye Fusheng mocked.

"Nonsense, my appearance can't even be described by Yushu Linfeng." Tantai star said angrily.

"Okay, you're handsome, then hurry up and propose marriage to your Yaoyao." Ye Fusheng waved his hand.

"Hmph! Yaoyao must be yours, just wait and enjoy the blessings." Tantai star said.

"Pfft." Shi Xingzhou couldn't hold back his laughter and bent over and laughed.

"What's so funny?" Ye Fusheng said with a confused look.

"I'm imagining the scene between you and Yaoyao, I can't help myself." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"You are quite wretched. How many people have you deceived with your appearance? You appear to be loyal, but in reality you are just a slut who steals men and prostitutes women." Ye Fusheng couldn't help but mock.

"Okay, okay, it seems that I have to help Tantai Star, otherwise he won't be worthy of my title." Shi Xingzhou said with a sinister smile.

(End of this chapter)

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