Chapter 109 Roasted Pheasant

"It hurts now. If you don't want it to hurt more than it does now, stay away from me." Linglong sneered.

"Look at my little temper. Your sister is back." Ye Fusheng pointed behind Linglong.

"Finally back." Linglong turned her head in surprise, and then she knew she had been fooled, and there was no one behind her.

Ye Fusheng grabbed Linglong's hands, sat on her body, and looked at her with a proud expression.

"Are you a pig? Do you remember to eat or not to fight? I'll count to three and send me away quickly." Linglong's face darkened.

"One, two, three, three, two, one." Ye Fusheng winked mischievously.

Linglong smiled charmingly: "Very good, I like tough guys. The last Japanese pirate who was as tough as me, guess what I did to him in the end?"

"Oh, cut to pieces by a thousand cuts? Peel off the skin and get cramps, or put it in a frying pan and take a bath?" Ye Fusheng shrugged indifferently.

"I painted him with honey, locked him in a secret room, and put thousands of bumblebees in." Linglong said with a sinister smile.

"Your uncle! You still dare to threaten me?" Ye Fusheng grabbed Linglong's hands, clamped her head between his arms, and began to nibble on her.

Linglong didn't struggle or dodge. When Ye Fusheng was destroying her red lips, she bit Ye Fusheng unexpectedly.

"Damn it! I was wrong!" Ye Fusheng cried with a sad face, how could he be so mean!Why are you sticking your tongue out?

"Let go of your paws." Linglong said in a loud voice without letting go.

"Let go and say it together." Ye Fusheng replied hurriedly.

"You still want to negotiate terms with me?" Linglong's teeth tightened slightly.

"I let go, I'm convinced." Ye Fusheng knew very well that people under the eaves at this time had to bow their heads.

"Punch me." Linglong released her teeth and punched Ye Fusheng's already swollen eyes hard.

Ye Fusheng stretched out his right hand to block Linglong's punch. Although his tongue was in unbearable pain, he also knew that Linglong, a bitch, would never give up.

"I'll let you block it." Linglong punched Ye Fusheng in the stomach again.

Ye Fusheng hurriedly rolled around, then stuck out her tongue like a dog, spitted a few mouthfuls of saliva and looked at it. There was no bleeding. This bitch still had some conscience.

"Humph, it hurts you to death." Linglong said harshly.

"I'll give you a few hundred injections sooner or later, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the hatred in my heart." Ye Fusheng muttered softly.

"Don't worry, you won't have a chance in this life, I won't get sick." Linglong spat.

"Your middle school sister is back." Ye Fusheng pointed behind Linglong.

Linglong pointed at herself: "Do you think I'm stupid? You still want to lie to me?"

"This time it's true." Ye Fusheng said.

Linglong quickly turned her head, then quickly turned back, and then her face showed joy. Ripple was really back this time.

"How about it, I'm not lying to you, but looking at her dawdling, she definitely didn't hit three." Ye Fusheng looked slightly satisfied.

Linglong retorted: "Who will win is yet to be determined. Look at the prey my sister is holding in her hand."

Ye Fusheng said carelessly: "With Lianyi's character, if she was holding three old kites in her hand, she would have shown off to me with all her teeth and claws."

"Sister, hurry up." Linglong put her hands to her mouth and shouted.

"Coming, coming." Ripple finally quickened his pace.

When Ripple came close, Ye Fusheng circled around her and laughed loudly. Ripple hit an old kite, a sparrowhawk, and three hares.

"Why are you laughing? Look at the sun, it's not even twelve o'clock yet." Ripple shouted sweetly.

"Yes, yes, even if there is still an hour, you can go and fight." Ye Fusheng waved his hand.

"Huh, no more bullets." Ripple said.

"Then the bet will come into effect as soon as twelve o'clock passes." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"No, this time doesn't count. If there weren't enough bullets, I would definitely be able to hit three of them." Ripple said loudly.

"Twelve bullets, or loose bullets. You can't even shoot three of them. You still want 120 bullets?" Ye Fusheng rolled his eyes.

"Stop being so weird. Didn't I catch three hares? Three hares were equal to one old kite, so I won." Ripple put her hands on her hips and said confidently.

"Come on! You're not just defaulting on your debt, you're also planning to call a deer a horse... No, call a rabbit a hawk?" Ye Fusheng looked incredulous.

"Let's call it a draw." Lianyi waved his hand in a pretentious manner.

"Linglong, what did I just say? She walked back slowly, just thinking about how to default on the bill. Look at your character." Ye Fusheng clasped his hands behind his back with a look of disdain.

"Who defaulted? Look, isn't this little eagle also an old kite?" Ripple asked.

"Even if this is just an old kite, how do you count these three rabbits as old kites?" Ye Fusheng carried the rabbit legs.

"Three of them added together are definitely worth more than the old kite. So you still made a profit." Ripple curled his lips.

Ye Fusheng crossed his arms and said, "Your calculation is good. When the time comes, I will build a very large thatched house in the backyard, and you can live in it, okay?"

"Why?" Ripple put her hands on her hips.

"The brick house is only eight meters in size. I will build you an 18-meter thatched house when the time comes. You will still make money." Ye Fusheng waved his hand.

"You...you...!" Lianyi stomped her feet angrily.

"I, I, I... I have always been a man of my word." Ye Fusheng twitched his butt.

"Okay, do you want to buckle the pigeon? You two are talking so loudly that it scares the pigeon." Linglong stepped forward to rescue Ripple.

"Tch, sisters have the same virtues." Ye Fusheng quickly pulled the trigger and walked towards the trap with the steps of a stranger.

"Sister, look at him." Lianyi said softly.

"Hush, you are acting so arrogantly and so shamelessly? Keep a low profile." Linglong whispered.

"Come and catch the pigeons, don't murmur there as if someone wants to hug you." Ye Fusheng shouted with feigned disdain. "That's just right. Don't say I'm cheating. You don't want to." Ripple was overjoyed.

"Rake it down, it's awesome." Ye Fusheng gave a thumbs up.

"Sister, hurry up and catch them, I've already caught a dozen of them." Linglong changed the topic.

"You can catch another one after you catch it. I'll roast the rabbit and pheasant while you guys stay here and watch." Ye Fusheng said.

"No problem, just pull the rope and wrap it around me." Linglong nodded.

"You have to wait until the pigeon enters the trap before pulling it out. I'll leave these snakeskin bags for you." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Don't worry, go make the food quickly." Linglong urged.

"You talk loudly, and you are arrogant." Ripple mocked.

"What kind of yin and yang is this? Look at it." Ye Fusheng stuck out his tongue.

"What's the matter? Was he bitten by a dog?" Lianyi didn't squint.

"Pfft, I was indeed bitten by a dog." Ye Fusheng almost laughed.

This is really my good sister. Linglong put her hand on her forehead with a look of helplessness.

"I have to apply medicine to my tongue. This dog is really vicious." Ye Fusheng picked up the old kite and rabbit and walked to the trench in a nonchalant manner.

"Husband, are you watching the fire enough?" Mu Xianer waved.

"It's so rich, but not enough. Let's burn the pheasant and the old kite first. These are the bigger ones." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Wait a minute, let's pluck the old kite's feathers." Mu Xian'er shouted.

"You plucked this pheasant too? Chicken feathers are not suitable for making clothes." Ye Fusheng shook his head.

"I know, we pulled them out and tied them up, just waiting for you to make the shuttlecock." Mu Xianer held the tied feathers.

"Okay, I'll skin and remove the internal organs from these three rabbits first." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Isn't it catching pigeons? Where did the hare and the old kite come from?" Mu Xian'er asked blankly.

"Did you forget about ripples?" Ye Fusheng laughed.

"Yes, it seems she lost? There is only one old kite here." Mu Xian'er giggled.

Ye Fusheng looked helpless: "That's necessary, he is cheating, saying that this little eagle is also an old kite, and there are three hares to beat one, so it's a draw."

"Why is she like this?" Mu Xianer pouted speechlessly.

"Ignore her, I want you to see my knife skills today." Ye Fusheng pulled out his short knife and started skinning the hare.

"Hey, hey, how cruel!" Mu Xian'er hurriedly backed away.

"Is it cruel? You must not eat it at that moment." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Three hares, six pheasants, and an old kite, can we finish them all?" Mu Xian'er asked.

"We still have to kill the pigeons. Once the pheasant is cooked, it's barely enough for one person." Ye Fusheng shook his head.

"This pheasant weighs more than three kilograms. Can one person eat more than three kilograms?" Mu Xian'er frowned.

"It's more than three kilograms whole, which means there's a lot of meat in the thighs and breasts. I can eat at least two." Ye Fusheng patted his belly.

"Husband, the old kite is done with it, you can burn it." Liu Qingqing held the featherless bird.

"Okay, I'll be there soon." Ye Fusheng carried the last hare.

"Will the hare also be roasted? Then it seems that we need to add more firewood." Liu Qingqing said.

Ye Fusheng waved his hand: "Well, burn more, we don't need this much firewood."

"These three rabbits are quite different in size. Two are small, and the other one is bigger than the two." Jun Qianyu looked at them very seriously and made a comment.

"The small one is about five pounds. This big one is not a snow rabbit, nor does it look like a gray rabbit. It should be a jungle rabbit." Ye Fusheng explained.

"They are all rabbits, but there are so many types? It's quite interesting." Jun Qianyu smiled sweetly.

Ye Fusheng smiled slightly: "What you said is not good enough. Different types have different bones. Bones are what determines the body shape."

"Okay, you look like an old professor." Jun Qianyu stuck out his tongue.

"Naughty." Ye Fusheng laughed dumbly.

"Husband, are you using a fire for two purposes? Is there a pheasant buried underneath and a rabbit roasted above?" Jun Qianyu watched curiously around the fire.

"This wooden frame is not strong. Don't touch it. Just brush it with oil regularly." Ye Fusheng said.

"Shall I bake it?" Jun Qianyu pointed at herself.

"Otherwise, I'll kill the pigeon, and you can help turn the rabbit over first." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Oh, it's no problem to turn over." Jun Qianyu nodded.

"Oh my God, husband, please stay away, you are so cruel." Liu Qingqing shouted.

"That's right, you actually hit the stone with the pigeon's head." Tantai Mingyue covered her eyes.

"Okay, okay, I'll stay away." Ye Fusheng curled his lips.

"You killed so many? Can you finish the meal?" Wu Hongxiu stepped forward and asked.

"One for each person. Hong Xiu, go over and get it. There are only six more to go." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Pigeon feathers look very good, can they be used as clothes?" Wu Hongxiu asked curiously.

"No need, as long as there are wild geese. How many feathers can a pigeon have?" Ye Fusheng shook his head.

(End of this chapter)

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