Dragons: Lu Mingfei’s Sims

Chapter 60 The unknowing Old Tang
"No."

Lu Mingfei typed succinctly, thinking in his heart that this was not cheating, he was just using his seven or eight levels of strength.

"NFP!"

"You obviously couldn't beat me before! Well, actually your tactical awareness may be better than mine, but aren't your micro-management skills always good?"

Old Tang was so anxious that he used all he had learned throughout his life. His mind was running rapidly, and he was imagining long sentences and uttering them.

"I used IBM before."

"IBM?"

A terrible idea came to Old Tang's heart.

"Qiaodou sack, you can't be"

"Yes."

"Really a red dot? Little Red Riding Hood?"

"Ah."

"Ah? Are you the master of Little Red Riding Hood?"

Old Tang was suddenly struck by lightning, and the interstellar confidence he had accumulated over the years was directly destroyed.

There has always been a legend circulating in the world of StarCraft that it is a place that only gods can reach.

It is said that there is a kind of notebook called IBM notebook.

It has a unique and eye-catching design - there is a red sensor, a touch point, in the middle of the keyboard.

This red dot has the same function as a mouse.

Just put your finger on it and then gently move it in a certain direction, and the mouse pointer on the computer screen will move with it. Just like using a mouse, it is very simple and convenient. This solves the problem of forgetting to bring the mouse when going out. Trouble.

It sounds great, right, but the red dot is not as big as a fingernail!

And this started with the RTS game "StarCraft" in 1998. The design is very anti-human——

The operation is cumbersome and unintelligent, the instructions are complex and the buttons are scattered.

For example, you can only select up to 12 units at a time.

Building troops requires clicking one barracks at a time.

To control the mining of farmers, you need to pull them to different mines one by one.

You need to manually cast the spells one by one. If you have 3 electric soldiers, you can do it 3 times. If you have 10 soldiers, you can do it 10 times.

As for the complex commands, a whiteboard unit has five commands: move m, attack a, patrol p, garrison h, stop s.

"If you beat this one, you can be more intense."

Old Tang swallowed.

"I don't believe it, please turn on the microphone to communicate!"

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Lu Mingfei looked at his current state, stood up, added another bucket of ice cubes to himself and started the video call.

Of course, cover the camera in advance.

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silence.

Both video boxes were pitch black.

"Good boy."*2
The two of them thought at the same time: "What a bastard!"

"Hey, Moses Moses!"

In the end, it was Old Tang who spoke first, with a drake voice, giving him the feeling of a neon mulberry turtle.

"Ronald Down."

Lu Mingfei spoke slowly, and his deep voice sounded in the dim bathroom.

Comes with mix.

"Fuck! Don't call me by my name so formally and seriously!!!"

Old Tang felt the embarrassment coming from the depths of his soul, and that crazy feeling almost made his whole body tremble.

"Oh."

Lu Mingfei opened the covered camera.

Because at this time, Old Tang also removed the curtain, revealing the sunny noon in America.

It can be seen that it is a small old apartment. I can't tell the floor, so it must be high.

Behind the scratched armchair is a black walnut bookshelf.

Some of the walls are peeling off.

The black walnut wood appears dark brown in the turbid sunlight and is full of oil. The bookshelf is not high and has much less glass than the average classic American bookshelf.

There are various books on it, as well as some hand-made toys, including some board games.

Dungeons & Dungeons.

Lu Mingfei saw the name, and the book on it was a hardcover but tattered book called "The Penguin Book of Norse Myths", which translates to "The Complete Book of Norse Myths".

"Hey, hey, don't ignore me, okay? Are you coveting my treasure?!"

Old Tang shouted in dissatisfaction.

To be honest, his books were all bought from flea markets and were not of much value, but it was still a slight sense of accomplishment to be so "looked at". "."

Lu Mingfei then moved his gaze downwards.

This is a very happy face, with Chinese-style black hair, and a pair of iconic eyebrows. Put together like this, it really looks similar to the panda head of his QQ avatar.

Their eyes met, Old Tang was silent for a while, and then he screamed strangely:
"Wow! You're so handsome, bro!"

"No, how come you still have love troubles when you look like this, and you still feel sad every day on the channel. Who are you chasing after? A fairy? Or the eldest lady from a famous family in ancient times? You are already cheating on someone else. The kind of marriage!"

The fire of searching for the truth in Old Tang's eyes was burning so brightly that it almost came across the screen and set Lu Mingfei on fire.

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It was Lu Mingfei's turn to be silent.

Lu Mingfei was thinking about how to find a topic to break through, and confirmed Old Tang's identity as an alchemist, then started the recruitment mode to take him under his command.

I didn't expect that Old Tang would talk so much when he first came up. His native language skills were a bit poor and he couldn't speak very fluently.

"There is no need to mention these things again."

Lu Mingfei brushed it off lightly, and then said: "I suddenly realized that there is a very interesting career."

"Are you broken in love?"

Old Tang's eyebrows dropped even further, as if he was saddened by it, and his tone of voice was comforting:

"It's okay. There are no women anywhere in the world. Why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly? It's okay if you ask me to say this. By the way, obviously, after you finish the college entrance examination, go to a big city. If you can't come to the United States to see me, I will show you Look at what the world of flowers is!"

"I suddenly realized there was a very interesting undertaking."

Lu Mingfei's face twitched, and he repeated it with an emphasis.

"Oh, what kind of career is it? Cowherd?"

Old Tang's eyes lit up: "What a great idea! I heard that the cowherd industry in Japan is very popular! Now that the economy is going against the trend, the market prospects are great!"

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Okay, this old Tang is still as off-line as I was before.

Lu Mingfei was helpless. It was said that birds of a feather flock together, and people were divided into groups. The time they spent together making jokes and talking trash to each other on the channel was so wasted, boring, and happy.

He is known as one of the best crosstalk masters on the channel.

"Even if I, Lu Mingfei, starve to death and die outside, even if I jump from here, I won't go to Japan to be a cowherd!"

"When I first looked at you, hey! You are a good prospect."

Lu Mingfei licked his lips, feeling that he had regained some touch, and started driving.

The two of them exchanged words with each other, and a long time passed without realizing it.

Until Old Tang lit a cigarette, blew out the smoke, and said quietly:
"Brother, aren't you cold? Have you soaked in the bathtub for two points? Don't tell me that you are a mermaid prince. The reason why you can't get what you ask for is because your lower body has a fish tail."

"This suddenly became a little scary."

Originally, Lu Mingfei was in a relatively dark bathroom. When he said this, Old Tang instantly felt that no one was feeling hot anymore at noon.

"Ha ha."

Lu Mingfei paused and laughed coldly.

good chance!
Now, topic insertion!
"Are there really mermaids in this world?"

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Old Tang raised his eyes to look at him and thought to himself, you are too stupid. He waved his hand: "How is that possible!"

"What if it's pieced together like Frankenstein?"

"Don't watch those bloody and scary things! It's easy to have nothing in common with girls!"

Old Tang felt something was wrong.

And Lu Mingfei also felt something was wrong.

what happened?Logically speaking, judging from the books on the bookshelf and his understanding of Old Tang, this guy should be an adventurous guy, so Lu Mingfei would call him "Cowboy".

"You do not believe?"

Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows and stood up slowly.

The moonlight shines into the bathroom, and a faint black shadow gradually appears on the wall.

"Gudong."

Old Tang's heart was beating faster and faster, and his whole body felt numb.

What's the matter?
Are there really ghosts in this world?So the monster with red eyes that I saw in the cave last time was also true?

Good guys, you fairy tale writers and novelists all write stories based on real samples, right?
"Snapped!"

It was like the sound of a large, slippery fish tail slapping against the tiles of the bathroom floor.

Lu Mingfei didn't know how he simulated it so well, and he felt it was perfect.

He used moonlight and the cutting of a large towel to create a tall mermaid-like figure on the wall by using electric charges to hit the water surface.

Coupled with the lifelike voice, it's like a real mermaid popping out.

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Old Tang felt that he had really walked too much at night and had hit a ghost.

Ghosts during the day.

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(End of this chapter)