The old immortal of the stars, the Dharma controls the heavens

Chapter 87: Pinch your big crotch (please subscribe)
"It seems that the girl knows your identity."

Faced with Lan Fenghuang's words, Ding Chunqiu shook his head and said with a smile: "It's just that the Huashan Sect only needs one Junzi Sword." After saying that, Ding Chunqiu pointed at his team.

With such a high-profile team, how do you think I have the ambition to be a gentleman?
Trying to bully someone would be a joke to Ding Chunqiu.

not to mention……

Ding Chunqiu looked at the building behind Lan Fenghuang, which was facing his Xingxiu Sea just now.

It's impossible to say it wasn't intentional.

Is this Xiang Wentian’s back-up plan?

Or... not only Xiang Wentian, but also the saint who lives in seclusion in Luoyang also took action?
Because in this tit-for-tat confrontation, Ding Chunqiu even saw something called lust.

"..."

Lan Fenghuang was silent for a moment, then smiled and said: "Little Langjun does not look like a member of the Huashan Sect, but looks like a member of our Holy Religion."

"Otherwise, Mr. Lang will follow our Holy Cult."

"We have more people. We can help Xiao Langjun shout every day, and we can also shout in different ways."

"And there are many sisters accompanying you."

Glancing at the team of less than six or seventy people, Lan Fenghuang felt quite disdainful.

The Holy Cult is good at shouting slogans.

Everyone has been practicing for decades, and they are all professionals. No one knows how to shout slogans better than them.

Lan Fenghuang's words directly caused the expressions of everyone present except the church members to change.

No matter what, Ding Chunqiu is a righteous person. If he pulls people in front of them, he doesn't take other people seriously.

"Then that sister...does it include you, sister, and the Holy Aunt from the Demon Cult?"

Ding Chunqiu asked with joy and hope.

it is good!
Feng Buping, Cheng Buyou and Cong Buqi admired in their hearts, this is how they should represent the Huashan sect and humiliate the people of the demon sect, without worrying about the face of the righteous way!
For the Huashan Sword Sect, the Qi Sect is the one they hate the most, and the second ranked one is the Sun and Moon Sect.

Even Zhang Jingchao couldn't help but praise in his heart, but he felt that Ding Chunqiu might not be an insult, but serious.

Mrs. Wang is a bit older, but to Ding Chunqiu, the Blue Phoenix and the Demon Sect Saint are both much older than Ding Chunqiu.

Putting it all together, there is not much difference.

"!!!"

Lan Fenghuang didn't expect that Ding Chunqiu would say such a thing. The teasing words came to his face, and his expression suddenly darkened.

Just talking about her, but actually talking about the holy aunt...

After suppressing the fire in his heart, Lan Fenghuang felt that Xiang Zuo's investigation was still not clear enough.

The sword is used to banish the immortal, but the sex is the devil.

Even though the boy in front of him was very good-looking, Lan Fenghuang couldn't help but have the urge to slap him.

"Xiao Langjun, that's just a joke."

Although Lan Fenghuang's voice is still quite charming, the emotion in his words is not so full: "But if the young man likes it, I don't mind, sister." But in terms of words, Lan Fenghuang still pulled closer along the pole. identity relationship.

Behind the sedan, Yue Lingshan, who was wearing a white mask, raised her eyebrows and took a deep look at the Miao woman.

His eyes were neither sad nor happy, he looked at people as if they were goods.

"Hey."

"Pity."

At this moment, Ding Chunqiu flinched. For him, it didn't matter whether he had the Saint or Ren Yingying. What he wanted most was the Sun and Moon God Sect.

Shouting slogans, they are true professionals.

By controlling the Demon Cult, one can make one's exaggerated career undergo exponential fission, and let the moonlight of Xingxiu Sea, which allows people to witness loyalty, to shine all over the earth.

Although after joining the Fuwei Escort Bureau and the Songshan Sect's promotion plan, Ding Chunqiu has experienced exponential growth compared to when he was in Huashan.

But for Ding Chunqiu, it was not fast enough.

Swallowing the Sun and Moon God Cult can push his plan to a critical point.

Shaking his head, Ding Chunqiu said: "It's a pity that my sister is from the Five Immortals Sect, and I, my younger brother, am a disciple of the Huashan Sect."

"I want to go with my sister to see it, but good and evil have always been inconsistent since ancient times..."

"It's a pity that you and I are separated."

"Let's do this...in front of everyone, I will represent the Huashan Sect and my sister will fight on behalf of the Five Immortals Sect."

"No matter what the outcome is, we all still have to save face."

Ding Chunqiu gave his opinion. This was addressed not only to the people of Sword Sect, but also to Lan Fenghuang.

The people of the Sword Sect are afraid of poison, but Lan Fenghuang's Five Immortals Sect did not receive the order from the leader and acted privately.

Let's have a private fight and fake a match. This way, everyone will be able to explain things easily when they get back.

"..." Lan Fenghuang was immediately speechless by the handsome young man in front of him, and felt that the original intelligence analysis was of no use at all.

the first time.

Intelligence analysis happened unexpectedly to Ding Chunqiu.

But after careful consideration, Lan Fenghuang did not refuse.

After all, in Fuzhou, there were people from the Qingcheng sect who pretended to be the holy religion and the righteous way and were beaten to death.

She didn't want to completely replace this name for those people.

Ding Chunqiu's suggestion is quite good.

These righteous people are also very interesting, but they are just playing a fake game.

After all, we are all enemies, so we shouldn't just say hello and pass by each other. How will we explain it when we get back?

And there was no rejection in Ding Chunqiu's words, but rather a closer relationship.

Well……

Somehow, Lan Fenghuang remembered the relationship between Qu Yang, the elder of the Holy Sect, and Liu Zhengfeng of the Hengshan Sect.

The Holy Aunt told her what would happen to these two people in the end.

If these two people make such a big deal, it will not end well.

Even if I feel pity, the outcome has already been determined.

Regardless of whether the good and the evil parties have any intention of reconciliation, the outcome of these two people is destined to be bad.

"That's fine."

Nodding, Lan Fenghuang asked: "Xiao Langjun, how do you think we should compare?"

"Wen Dou!"

Ding Chunqiu gave his own answer.

"Wen Dou?"

Not only Lan Phoenix, but also everyone else was stunned.

What kind of fight is this?
Sword showdown?Or is it more poisonous?
Or even a pet?
Or is it using your mouth?
For a time, Lan Fenghuang and others were trying to understand what the so-called literary fighting method was.

After much thought, Lan Fenghuang, who still couldn't figure out the reason for literary fighting, looked at Ding Chunqiu and asked directly: "Xiao Langjun, what kind of literary fighting method is there?"

At the same time, other people's eyes also fell on Ding Chunqiu, wanting to see what this so-called Wen Dou was.

"Guest as you wish."

"I heard that my sister is from Yunnan, so I should show my friendship as a landlord."

"Let's compete in singing folk songs!"

When Ding Chunqiu told the content of Wen Dou, everyone present was shocked.

Lan Phoenix, who was standing barefoot on the bow of the boat, staggered and almost fell off the boat.

The three Jian Zong brothers, Zhang Jingchao, Lao Denuo, Lin Pingzhi and Mrs. Wang were all dumbfounded.

Sing folk songs?
No one expected that this was what Wen Dou wanted.

After coming back to his senses, Lan Fenghuang stepped back onto the bow of the boat, but he had to admit that this was really unique, but it could also be regarded as fulfilling the friendship of a landlord.

Lan Fenghuang, who is from the Miao ethnic group in Yunnan, doesn't know how to sing folk songs?
At this moment, Lan Fenghuang felt that Ding Chunqiu was really an interesting person.The bad impression that had arisen for a while because of disrespect for the Holy Aunt actually faded a lot under Wen Dou's suggestion.

Lan Fenghuang, who was in a happy mood, responded: "Okay!"

"Since it's a folk song, of course my sister is here."

"Xiao Langjun, what about you?"

Since the other party gave him face and showed his friendship as a landlord, then she, Lan Fenghuang, naturally also gave her face and lived up to her reputation as the Five Immortals Sect.

With her skirt tied up and standing on the bow of the boat, Lan Fenghuang already showed off the elegance of a Yunnan singing master before she even opened her mouth.

Ding Chunqiu just looked back at Lin Pingzhi, and while Mrs. Wang's heart trembled, she said, "Pingzhi, you will fight on my behalf in this battle."

"The reputation of Huashan Sect depends on you."

"!"

Lin Pingzhi only felt a numbness on his scalp. It was a cold feeling that was different from when the Qingcheng faction besieged the escort agency.

But facing the expectations of his elder brother and the attention of everyone.

Lin Pingzhi could only bravely walk out. He was still wondering why his elder brother knew that he could sing folk songs.When Lin Pingzhi rode his beloved little white horse slowly to the front, he faced Lan Fenghuang, the leader of the Five Immortals Sect.

"what?"

Seeing Lin Pingzhi come forward, Lan Fenghuang couldn't help but praise: "I didn't expect another handsome young man."

However, she could tell that this man was not very skilled in martial arts and was slightly older than Ding Chunqiu.

But he is also a handsome man second only to Ding Chunqiu.

It sounds like Ding Chunqiu is from the Huashan School.

The thought of three handsome men from the Huashan faction made Lan Fenghuang inexplicably unhappy.

Think about it, there is no man in the Great Holy Sect who can compare with the Huashan Sect in appearance?But after thinking about it carefully, Lan Fenghuang realized that there really wasn't.

So Lan Fenghuang wanted to lure Ding Chunqiu into the Holy Cult more and more.

That's killing several birds with one stone.

"Huashan Lin Pingzhi, I met the girl."

Facing Lan Fenghuang's teasing words, Lin Pingzhi took it seriously and returned the greeting like a little gentleman.

When Lan Fenghuang saw Lin Pingzhi's well-behaved posture, he immediately disliked it.

However, as a person from Yunnan, she should still be given face, lest righteous people say she is bullying others: "Lin Xiaolangjun, please."

Raise your hand to signal.

Lan Fenghuang said that coming from a land of folk songs, he would not bully Fujian people, and signaled Lin Pingzhi to sing first.

Lin Pingzhi knew it when he saw this, but he also felt a pressure that was completely different from that of fighting: "Please!"

Snapped!
Taking a deep breath, Lin Pingzhi was about to start singing when he saw Ding Chunqiu clapped his hands, signaled the band, and directly ordered: "Play music!"

From BGM.

In desperation, Lin Pingzhi could only take out the folk songs he was good at and started singing, which was the Fujian tea-picking tune.

As the music started, Lin Pingzhi sang the tea-picking tune a thousand times, which was very beautiful.

Ding Chunqiu, who was listening directly, couldn't help but nod in appreciation.

Others present were even more surprised.

Even Yue Lingshan showed some surprise at the singing.

And when this song fell in Lan Fenghuang's ears, it really made her become serious.

This Lin Pingzhi is a master of folk songs, at least he is unique in sound processing.

Lan Fenghuang felt that the young man in front of him was a powerful enemy and should not be underestimated.

This Ding Chunqiu really didn't mean to be playful.

As soon as the song falls, the melody fades away.

The scene fell into silence, and everyone seemed to be still rippling in the singing.

Snapped!
applause.

Blue Phoenix both praises and challenges.

As she turned her head and gave instructions to the congregation behind her, the moment the music on the opposite side dropped, the sound of silk and bamboo began again.

A different tune from Fujian folk songs rises.

Lan Fenghuang showed off her beautiful singing voice. It happened that what she was most confident about was not her appearance, charm, or bare feet, but her voice.

The melody is soft and charming, and has a different charm from Lin Pingzhi's performance.

The singing is seductive, like a little hook constantly tickling a man's heart.

It was as if the demon fox Daji was constantly speaking thoughtful words into his ears.

Every sound is an invitation.

Every sentence shows emotion.

Every word is full of tenderness.

It's like someone is singing to your ear.

It was clear that this song was not for Lin Pingzhi, but an invitation to Ding Chunqiu. Lan Fenghuang still did not give up.

The sound of silk and bamboo gradually faded out, and Blue Phoenix's singing also slowly stopped. A pair of big round eyes looked at Ding Chunqiu as if they were filled with water.

After this competition, Ding Chunqiu already knew that Lan Fenghuang's folk songs were still stronger than Lin Pingzhi's.

But it is impossible to fail just like that.

He wants to use the transformation of stars to use the other person's method to return the favor to the other person.

Ding Chunqiu decided to use Yunnan folk songs to defeat Lan Phoenix.

With a slight movement of his lips, Ding Chunqiu had already passed the news to Lin Pingzhi, who looked a little downcast, and began to control Lin Pingzhi.

But Lin Pingzhi said, "Girl, I'm going to use Yunnan folk songs against you."

"Ok?"

Lan Fenghuang felt a little funny when he heard this. He didn't even treat his master's folk songs against him, but he still wanted to use her Yunnan folk songs against her?Isn't that asking for a beating?

Who is as familiar with Yunnan folk songs as she is?

Seeing that Lin Pingzhi had such courage, Lan Fenghuang decided to help him.

By the way, give Ding Chunqiu a good slap in the face.

But when Lin Pingzhi spoke again, Lan Fenghuang was stunned. It seemed like she had never heard of this song.

“Mountain to mountain, cliff to cliff,

Bees come from the mountains to collect flowers.

Bees died gathering flowers,
Liang Shanbo was Zhu Yingtai.

What~~~”

"!!!"

"This is a new song!"

Lan Fenghuang was shocked. This was even more shocking than the martial arts fight.

At this moment, she felt that Lin Pingzhi was a talent.

Even if it is a new song, it does not mean that she, Lan Phoenix, will admit defeat.

Because at this moment, for Lan Fenghuang, it is no longer a matter of the holy religion and the righteous way, but a matter of Yunnan and Fuzhou.

She wants to win glory for Yunnan.

Lan Phoenix got serious.

After thinking about it carefully, I still found a pairing song from the folk song library in my mind, but it was not enough.

Lan Fenghuang decided to first compete with Lin Pingzhi's new song with a song, and then use the newly compiled folk song to give Lin Ping a killer move and defeat him directly.

But this new song by Lin Pingzhi already belongs to her, Lan Fenghuang.

soon.

Blue Phoenix fights again.

With a wave of his hand, the Five Immortals Sect played music, and the BGM started again. Blue Phoenix first used Yunnan classic folk songs to compete with Lin Pingzhi's new songs.

After the first resistance, Lan Fenghuang did not wait for Lin Pingzhi to make a move, but started free singing.

Under a series of singing and questioning, Lin Pingzhi was forced to retreat step by step.

After all, this is a witch from the Five Immortals Cult who can tease men, while Lin Pingzhi is just a gentleman who wants to be a hero.

At this time, Ding Chunqiu took action again.

While he picked up the gongs and drums and played the drums himself as percussion, he used the method of transmitting sound into the secret to instruct Lin Pingzhi to sing: "Fake love, fake friends, fake chivalry, fake justice, fake rivers and lakes."

"Coax me into the arena and leave me alone halfway through."

……

"My eldest brother is very powerful. He can pinch your boss's crotch!"

puff!
Lan Fenghuang vomited blood.

Lin Pingzhi walked to the side expressionlessly after singing, took out a colorful mask from the troupe, and put it on his face, covering his handsome face.

As for the culprit, Ding Chunqiu, he happily kept beating drums and gongs to celebrate his victory.

Defeating Blue Phoenix in one song is pretty good.

You know, Ding Chunqiu also prepared an experienced driver to take me.

Aside.

Yue Lingshan, who walked aside at some point, swayed to the rhythm of Ding Chunqiu's percussion.

Seeing the accompaniment of the Immortal and the Holy Son going into battle, the Holy Lady swayed, and the Xingxiu Sea Cult members also followed suit.

For a while, a group of demons danced wildly.

　BGM Yunnan folk songs.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)