The saint I possess is full of garbage

Chapter 50: Urinate and defecate casually, the time of death
"Does the magician still need to poop?"

Elmisha squatted in the jungle full of thorns, clenched her hands into fists, stared at the thick fog of knowledge ahead, and fell into philosophical thinking.

The dark wind blew gently, ruffling her long golden hair and bringing a hint of coolness to her buttocks.

"Does the fairy still need to poop?"

She fell into deeper thinking. Fortunately, the fog of knowledge was extremely thick. Any creature in the art world would be covered by this fog from all means of obtaining information, giving her enough time and security to think.

Whoosh!
Elmisa looked down at the black chain sword that passed through her chest. She couldn't remember the answers to the first two questions, but she knew that it would be absolutely immoral if someone attacked her while she was taking a shit.

"Who has such poor quality? Throwing swords everywhere?" Elmisha was very angry as she defecated everywhere.

How could such a thing be done in the fog of knowledge?

Although the magician can forge weapons through his senses, if the weapon is lost or destroyed, it will take a certain amount of time to condense it again.

Otherwise, wouldn't a throwing magic seal be invincible in the magic world?
And all 'living bodies', including those in the art world, whose eyes are covered by the fog of knowledge, can only clearly see the environment about 10 meters around themselves. The farther away they are, the blurr they become. The weaker the teacher's sense is - at least in the Forest of Thorns.

Elmisha was sure that she had the top-notch concentration and magic seal to see in all directions while defecating.

Therefore, the other party must have seen her at least 30 meters away from her and fired the sword, leaving her with no time to dodge or pick up the weapon she had put aside - just barely enough time to penetrate the sword.

But why would the other party dare to do this in the fog of knowledge?

Her vision gradually blurred, and the moment her butt landed on the ground, the touch of the soil made Elmisha find another answer for her.

Magicians don't need to poop, or fairies don't.

But why did she want to explore this issue?

Anyway - "Despicable as you are, thank you for helping me find the answer."

Elmisa blankly turned into a ray of light and disappeared into the magic world.

Li Xuan used Jiang Yueyue's body to walk through the thorny jungle, and pulled out the [Snake Belly Sword] on the ground with a strange look on his face.

"Why would a magician want to poop here? Why are you thanking me?"

[Who knows, the obsessions of modern magicians are always strange. Maybe before she became a magician, she was a girl who gained happiness by shitting? 】

That's true.

Getting paid to shit is even more blissful.

[There are many obsessions in a person's life, and there are many strange thoughts. Even the most powerful magician may develop fatal weaknesses and make some strange behaviors because of these obsessions and thoughts. After all, they Not real life]

[Brother Ah Xuan, with [Golden Eyes] and [Hundred Steps Flying Sword], we are just like cheating in the art world! ] Jiang Yueyue was so excited.

All lives in the art world are equal, and the fog of knowledge will obscure the vision of every living being, but the [Golden Eyes] give Li Xuan super long sight, and then combined with the long-range and high-damage [Hundred-step Flying Sword], it is simply Nothing goes wrong!

Magicians are not that alert to danger. For example, if Li Xuan is walking with a sword and suddenly a [Hundred-Step Flying Sword] is shot at him, even if he has no time to unfold the magic seal, he should at least be able to block with his sword. He will be injured, but It won't be a second.

But the key is that Li Xuan can see through the fog of knowledge what these magical beings are doing!
For those like Li Xuan who are vigilant with their swords, [Hundred Steps Flying Sword] can't kill the opponent in seconds, but what if the opponent is sleeping, eating, or even defecating?
Unexpectedly, he happened to encounter this beautiful lady in a white dress urinating and urinating everywhere. Li Xuan immediately attacked and arrested her.

All this comes from the ultra-long sight distance provided by [Golden Eyes], and the opponent cannot detect him because he is shrouded in the fog of knowledge.And Jiang Yueyue, who happened to be despicable by nature, used this to condense the [Hundred-Step Flying Sword]!
In this case, those whose magic power is much lower than him will be directly seconds anyway;
Those whose magic power is similar to his, or slightly higher, if they don't have a defensive magic seal like [Sword Lotus] and are trying to fish, they will be in seconds!
And just in case, if the opponent doesn't fish in place, Li Xuan can't switch [Golden Eyes] to [Snake Belly Sword] to get more loot.

After all, once he loses the [Golden Eyes], Li Xuan's vision will return to normal. If the opponent is moving, he will not be able to shoot the sword at all.

With this one-hand operation, I believe he and Jiang Yueyue can gain a lot in the art world!
The only flaw is that the cost of [Hundred-step Flying Sword] is a bit high.

In the magic world, what replenishes magic power is the consumption of soul energy, and various methods affect the magician's walking time in the magic world.

[Fortunately, brother Ah Xuan and I can complement each other's soul energy. Hey, this 1+1 posture. Eh? 69?oops】

Li Xuan's face was covered with black lines, and he almost thought that he was possessed by a saint, but Jiang Yueyue, a bitch, was also very dirty.

In short, looking at it from another perspective, if [Hundred Steps Flying Sword] takes one move in seconds, there is no need for a big battle, and maybe a lot of mana is saved?

[This woman actually exploded three magic seals at once, [Snake Belly Sword] is really powerful! 】

Li Xuan reached out and grabbed it, and three magic seals fell on Jiang Yueyue's palm.

They are [Stabbing Sword Technique], [Stringing Sword Technique], and [Death Time].

[A rare magic seal appears! 】

The shape of the seal is a black eye.

【Death Time

Restrictions: Feeling a sense of mortal danger; unable to launch an attack during this period

Effect: Make yourself enter the time of death, slowing down the flow of time in your senses, but you will not be affected]

[Wow, this magic seal! ] Jiang Yueyue was so excited.

Is that why she had time to put on pants?

As long as the woman in the white dress is holding a weapon, it is impossible for the [Hundred Steps Flying Sword] to succeed in a sneak attack.

Even without holding a weapon, she couldn't kill the opponent for a second, but it was obvious that she chose the latter between "fighting injured in a vacuum" and "dying with dignity while wearing clothes".

It’s really full of self-esteem.

[Many magicians don’t have much fear of death, so that’s why they are like this] Jiang Yueyue said.

This should be the "shortcoming" that the magician thought about. The gun and sword girl from before had a strong desire to survive.

[But this is not the seal of the "Wordless Sword Sutra". Can I learn it? 】

[Death Time] is obviously an extremely precious magic seal, necessary to save life, but without the corresponding magic spells and experience, it may be difficult to master it before it becomes a real "disposable magic seal".

After all, Jiang Yueyue is extremely greedy for life and afraid of death. It is impossible for her to keep jumping on the edge of death.

"Even if you can't learn it, it's still valuable as a one-time seal." Li Xuan is also a mediocre person. The hardest time in his life was when he just graduated from college and worked 8 hours of extra classes. He felt that it was really impossible to learn this kind of skill. The magic seal, unless it possesses a bad woman, can it keep trying to die?

(End of this chapter)