Perfection: Start by vowing to marry Liu Shen

Chapter 42 Little Bully, can you fart? (please collect)

It was already dark, and a bonfire was lit on the martial arts training ground. Everything was as usual. We had a barbecue together tonight. One was to celebrate the achievements of the young boys today, and the other was to celebrate the gains of Xiao Shi Hao and Lin Hu's team when they went out.

It seems that for a long time, Shicun will eat grilled liger meat at night.

"Little Shi Hao, I'll give you some yogurt. This time it's strawberry flavored and iced!" Shi Heng stood aside and watched three eagles playing a game of eagles catching chicks. Little Shi Hao was the eagle, Ziyun, and Da Peng, Xiaoqing and Three Eagles are chickens. This game was also told by Shi Heng to the children in the village.

Xiao Shi Hao directly abandoned his three friends, ignored Miting who was chirping, ran to Shi Heng, took the yogurt and drank it.

"Drink slowly. Except for you, Pihou and the others haven't had a chance to drink it yet! But they are eight years old and they are all shy and refuse to take it." Shi Heng said with a smile.

"Hmm! Uncle Ah Heng, besides animal milk, your yogurt is the best. Today's is ice cold and tastes really good! Burp~!" The little one is probably hungry after working hard all day, so drinking yogurt will do the trick. Hiccups.

He asked doubtfully: "Didn't you bring an animal skin bag of dried meat with you when you went out? Why are you still so hungry?"

"I don't know, I've been feeling hungry these days." Xiao Shihao scratched his face and said with a silly smile.

"I know you don't want to waste it. From now on, when you go out, you can bring dried meat from ligers or suanni. If you don't have enough energy for other dried meats and grains, you can bring less."

Shi Heng patted Xiao Shi Hao's head distressedly. Sometimes it's not a good thing to be smart too early. Xiao Shi Hao was only over four years old, and those eight-year-old boys in Shi Village were still digging out bird's nests and swimming in lakes all day long. But Xiao Shihao was as busy as a top.

"Come with uncle! The barbecue is not yet cooked, and there is still some time. Uncle will take you to a place." Shi Heng motioned for Xiao Shi Hao to follow. After a few steps, the two of them arrived at the door of Shi Heng's new gravity chamber.

"Entering this door, I wish you smooth sailing in the future, may you turn any danger into blessing, and any misfortune into good fortune."

In this situation, he also sincerely wanted to wish Xiao Shihao that the road ahead would be smoother.

"Uncle Ah Heng..." Xiao Shi Hao's eyes sparkled. He was already precocious, how could he not know Shi Heng's love for him.

Shi Heng waited for Xiao Shi Hao to calm down, and like an old father, he smiled at Xiao Shi Hao and said: "Okay, let's go in! Only this place can play a real role for you."

The two walked into the gravity room, and the wall lights turned on automatically. Xiao Shihao opened his big shining eyes, looking at the unfamiliar scene in front of him, and asked curiously: "Uncle Ah Heng, it's so beautiful here! No need to light up the lights. It’s so bright, so magical!”

"All things come to the same destination through different paths. When we reach our cultivation level, a little light will be of no use." Shi Heng looked at Xiao Shi Hao's eyes, wondering what crooked idea he was thinking, and quickly corrected Xiao Shi Hao's thoughts.

"Oh, I was thinking that with this, I would be able to play around without being affected by the darkness at night~!" Xiao Shihao whispered.

Shi Heng rolled his eyes, thinking so.

Ignoring him for the time being, he shouted to the front: "Little Overlord."

"exist."

"Add an administrator and the manager will be Shi Hao."

"Are you sure it's the child next to you?"

"The third administrator has been confirmed. This administrator is underage. Do we need to limit the gravity multiplier?"

"The limit is that it cannot exceed the upper limit of 50.00% of the gravity multiplier used, based on his current arm strength."

"Okay, the restrictions are completed. The current arm strength of the third administrator is [-] kilograms, and the upper limit of the initial gravity multiplier is one hundred times."

Xiao Shi Hao opened his mouth wide and looked at the entire gravity chamber with a surprised expression. After hearing what Shi Heng said clearly, he looked at Shi Heng with doubts on his face.

Children are no better than adults in accepting new things. They are just curious about the sounds that the gravity chamber can make.

"Whoa! Meow! Woof!"

Xiao Shi Hao tried it and found that it had no effect. Then he asked Shi Heng, "Uncle A Heng, who is talking? Can he understand everything we say?"

"You need to wake it up first, call it Little Overlord, and then tell it your problem." Shi Heng explained.

"Yeah! Is the little bully here?"

"Yes, Administrator Shi Hao."

"Can you drink animal milk?"

"No, because I'm not a living thing and I don't need to eat."

"Then can you fart?"

"Huh~"

"Hee hee hee!"

The focus of a child's attention is always beyond the scope of ordinary people's understanding, just like Xiao Shi Hao now.

Shi Heng didn't interfere too much, he just squatted beside him, holding his stomach and laughing.

While laughing, I recorded a video and posted it in the group.

"Welcome everyone to watch a large-scale hilarious program, the hope of the whole village, the reaction of meeting artificial intelligence for the first time!" Group leader - Shi Heng.

"Haha! This kid is so cute, group leader." Qinfeng Xu Xu-Xu Xin.

"Ahem, my wife, just ignore him. You know, Luo Ping peed his pants. Come and change." Kiss Xu Fengfeng - Luo Feng.

(Grinds his teeth and smiles) "Haha! Children are always the happiest." Bai Yuekui.

"(Waterfall Khan) That's enough for you two. When I let Nan Zhi and the others give birth to one child each, I will show off the baby directly in front of you.

And the group leader, are you panicking?Instead of improving your strength and marrying Liu Shen, you are still showing off as a village girl here! "The Unparalleled God of War-Xu Qi'an.

Xu Qi'an transformed into Xu Daodong and launched a verbal attack directly on the three people who raised the topic. He was the most idle among the group.

"Remember, one for each child, at least six children, no one less." Xu Xin.

"It's just you? You still want to give birth to them all? You don't have the ability!" The bloody-handed man slaughtered Ning Yi.Ning Yi, who is unparalleled in cutting grass, is enjoying Liu Xigua in Ba Dao Camp. He is the second most idle person in the group and needs time.

"Ning Yi! (Shy)" Only loves Xiaoyi - Lu Hongti.

(Bared teeth and smile) Ning Yi.

"Hmph! 30 years from Hedong and 30 years from Hexi. When I give birth to seven children, I will ask you for red envelopes every day of the week!" Xu Qian.

"You! You! I am still single and I am guilty! (Crying loudly)" Shi Heng.

(covers mouth and laughs) Bai Yuekui.

"Well, let me ask everyone, how about I bring Xiao Yan back to Yunlan Sect now?" Yun Yun, the leader of Yunlan Sect.

"This is a good idea! Why are you talking to Xiao Yan in the desert?" Shi Heng suddenly became energetic and shouted that it was fun to watch.

"Yes! Big sister, tell me!" Ning Yi, an emotional idiot, also started to get curious.

Except for Hou Tu and Feng Yun Wuji, everyone in the group blocked messages and displayed gray avatars in retreat.

Han Li became a spy. He was also curious about the woman's perspective on the harem. After all, Han Tianzun's family background was not simple. He should study more.

"No... there was no showdown. I ate some papaya from Senior Houtu the day before yesterday, and then I went to Douzun. This time I wanted to get him to make it clear to Yanran not to fight in two months..." Yun Yun lowered her head. After thinking deeply for a moment, he explained to the group a little insincerely.

"I'm afraid your idea won't work. Your little lover Xiao Yan is young and prone to passion, and your little apprentice Nalan Yanran is a little arrogant because of your pampering. They will definitely start fighting each other when they meet.

Even if you are already a master, if you forcefully break up the fight, your little lover will be annoyed with you and feel that you are taking too much care. After all, Xiao Yan's character is like this, he will accept the soft and not the tough.

or?Directly stage "The Overbearing Sect Master Falls in Love with Me"? "Shi Heng is just a novice in relationships, so if he said it, he didn't say it.

"Don't go to so much trouble. Just tell Xiao Yan's father your identity and the situation of the two of you, and then say that you have it. Xiao Yan will be screwed home and beaten by his father!" Xu Qian was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.

"How about that? You just have a showdown with him." Ning Yi can think of the best way to deal with feelings.

"What you said means you didn't say anything. I think you should stay with him during these two months, and then inadvertently let him know your identity and difficulties.

This is the most suitable. Xiao Yan's character should make things difficult for himself, so that he won't let the Yunlan Sect lose any face during the three-year appointment.

The most important thing is that you are Dou Zun now. It is most appropriate to lock up your master and send the elder to the frontier. "After changing the child's diaper, Xu Xin thought for a moment and gave a feasible suggestion.

"I think you should take control of the entire Yunlan Sect first. With your Dou Zun strength, neither your master nor the elders dare to make mistakes.

The biggest change is actually that you just show up on the day of the decisive battle. You don't have to do much. Your little apprentice should also be dealt with so that he can curb his pampering.

In this way, once the situation is under your control, there will be no fate in the future.

The premise for this is that the Xiao family must not be persecuted by your men. "Bai Yuekui suggested more pertinently.

"I understand, thank you everyone." Yun Yun looked at Xiao Yan flying slowly in front and thanked the group.

"You're welcome. When Xiao Yan goes up the mountain, remember to invite us to watch, beautiful lady." Xu Qian never misses any of the excitement.

"Yeah!" Yun Yun said with an indifferent tone.

"Let's go too." +8
I have to say that it is human nature to watch the excitement, and even Hou Tu and Han Li are no exception.

"By the way, everyone remember to come over and play tomorrow!" Bai Yuekui said in the group.

"No problem." Everyone knew what Bai Yuekui was talking about. Since I reminded him, we will go together tomorrow.

Shi Heng didn't expect that Bai Yuekui's agreed time was tomorrow, but he felt that this trip might not be simple and he was afraid of trouble.

After gathering his thoughts, Shi Heng stopped Xiao Shi Hao, who was still chatting endlessly with the little bully, and then introduced him to the role of the gravity chamber.

Xiao Shihao was already extremely smart and extremely talented. He immediately understood the role of the Little Overlord, and he looked so excited that he wanted to practice all night long.

Only then did Shi Heng remember that he also needed to set up child anti-addiction settings for little Shi Hao, and he could not use it for more than three hours a day.

Xiao Shihao looked unhappy. He had never heard that people should be careful not to become addicted in cultivation. He called Uncle A Heng too much.

"There's only one room, and your friends also need to use it. Your time to use it is all at night. If you don't sleep, you won't grow taller!
If you don’t grow taller, girls won’t like you in the future! "Shi Heng had no choice but to explain.

"So that's it!" Xiao Shihao nodded as if he understood.

"By the way, I have this for you." Shi Heng handed Xiao Shi Hao a virtual watch.

Xiao Shihao took the watch and looked at it repeatedly, and then asked: "Uncle Ah Heng, what is this?"

"With this watch, even if you are millions of miles away from Shicun, you can contact Shicun and me as long as you are in the wilderness.

You bring it up first, and it will be automatically bound. Even if you give it to others, they won't be able to use it. "Shi Heng explained.

After helping Xiao Shi Hao bind the watch, he took Xiao Shi Hao into the virtual space and introduced various functions.

"You don't have to worry about the virtual space for the time being. Uncle will upload a lot of bone inscriptions and runes in the future. You can go and take a look. As for the magic, you may have to wait until Liu Shen wakes up before you can learn it in the virtual space." Shi Heng warned. .

Shi Heng looked at the time again and knew that dinner was about to be served. He took the hand of Xiao Shi Hao, who still wanted to play with the little bully, and went out. The cave instantly returned to silence.

The stars are shining brightly, and the silvery light of the bright moon has covered the earth with silver foil. The seemingly real and fake starlight is dotted among them, making the earth full of vitality at night.

The bonfire in Stone Village is the only fire within a radius of [-] miles. The rare and exotic animals around the village twitch their ears from time to time, as if listening to the ancient songs passed down by the village elders with their weathered voices.

"At the beginning of the ancient times, who preached it? How can we examine the truth when there is no upper or lower form? Who can know the clear and dark? Feng Yi only knows the image, how can we recognize it? What is the time when it is light and dark..."

　Forgive me for being short and weak, a pink and tender newcomer, asking for all kinds of things, wallowing in begging.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)