Xueba’s medical black technology system

Chapter 33 Paper: "Research on the therapeutic effect of nuclear water bubbles on patients with small life"

Early the next morning, Lu Liang took his computer and went to the library, preparing to finish the paper Ji Hong had assigned him.

Ji Hong had already sent him all the test data.

Although Ji Hong had the analysis results of the data in his hands, what was given to Lu Liang was still the original data, and Lu Liang needed to analyze it himself.

Lu Liang has no objection to this. After all, the food has been served in front of you, so you can't let the instructor feed it to you.

Moreover, for Lu Liang, data analysis is quite simple.

Lu Liang clicked on the analysis and drawing software.

SPSS, start!
endnote, start!
G8 (Graphpad prism 8), start!

Yuanshin, activate!
No, no, once this is started, things will go wrong.

Lu Liang quickly turned off Genshin Impact, and then began to throw the data into SPSS for analysis.

For Lu Liang, data analysis and drawing were not too difficult, and he soon got the data results.

Next is the focus, the thesis.

Lu Liang still remembered clearly that in his previous life, his mentor often told him that writing a paper was a technical job.

Think of writing an essay as if you were writing a story.

You must find a way to write your paper in an engaging and exciting way so that others will be interested when they read it, so that it can be selected for a good journal.

At that time, Lu Liang was stunned when he heard this.

He really couldn't figure out how to make this paper fascinating and exciting?
Making it up?
Doesn’t that constitute academic fraud?
Until one day, when Lu Liang was making instant noodles in his dormitory, he suddenly realized it!
In ancient times, there was Wang Yin Yang who attained enlightenment in Longchang, and now there is Lu Liang who attains enlightenment in his dormitory!
For example, the paper he is currently writing is "The Effect of the Second-Generation Drug Dasatinib on Chronic Myeloid Leukemia and Its Cellular Mechanism of Action."

This title seems particularly obscure and complex.

But just change your thinking a little and use instant noodles instead!

"Research on the therapeutic effect of nuclear water bubbles on brain diseases in people who have lived a good life".

Hey, the paper suddenly became easy.

First, the abstract of the paper.

Whoever writes an abstract writes an abstract at the beginning of a paper? Don’t they all write the abstract after the paper is finished?

Put the abstract aside without writing it, and fast forward directly to the research background of the paper.

Research background is easy to write.

Simply put, talk about why you want to do this research.

Lu Liang typed on the keyboard quickly.

"A large number of studies have proven that people who live a good life in childhood are often at a higher risk of disease than ordinary people. Among them, brain diseases are the most common, such as stroke, epilepsy, intermittent epilepsy, etc."

"The clinical symptoms include: gibbering, amnesia, lying with eyes open, kneeling and leaning forward at [-] degrees due to muscle weakness."

"This kind of people who live a good life are extremely harmful to today's society. Therefore, how to deal with this kind of people who live a good life has become the most urgent need in today's human society."

It starts with “a lot of research shows.”

If you're trying to argue with me, where does this "large amount of research evidence" come from?

Isn’t this matter already common knowledge? Isn’t this enough to explain the problem?
Then endnote randomly inserts three or four documents to briefly demonstrate the point of view.

OK, the background of the paper is done.

Then comes the overview part.

The review section explains the characteristics and advantages of nuclear sewage instant noodles in solving daily life.

It's easy!
Lu Liang clicked on the keyboard.

"Many historical studies have shown that people who have lived a good life as children are at a higher risk of disease than ordinary people. This is because the bodies of these people are severely lacking in the rare element tritium, which makes these people very susceptible to brain development. Insufficiency, cerebellar atrophy, brain mutations and other diseases.”

"Nuclear sewage, a high-quality freshwater resource rich in the rare element tritium, is a local characteristic water resource on Spoke Island."

"Using nuclear sewage to make instant noodles not only makes the instant noodles rich in nutrients, but also makes the instant noodles taste unique."

"At the same time, the rich tritium in nuclear sewage instant noodles can supplement the rare elements that are lacking in the body of people who are living a good life, thereby solving the problems of children suffering from childhood diseases."

Next is the point.

Newly written reviews will always have such a characteristic, that is, they will cite various literatures crazily in the review.

It seems that as long as you cite enough references, it proves that the quality of your paper is higher.

Then it will lead to a phenomenon.

Obviously, in a [-]-word review, after citing nearly a hundred documents, [-] words are references and less than [-] words are the main text of the review.

Did you write a reference here?

Lu Liang had done this before and was scolded terribly.In experimental articles, it is more than enough to cite twenty or thirty documents in the review section.

After writing the review, things become much easier.

The third part of the paper, experimental materials and methods.

This section is all about precision.

Whether you are making noodles with nuclear sewage or mixing No. 42 concrete with pasta.

In short, all aspects must be written clearly.

"The nuclear sewage is made from the local specialty water resources of Hudao Island, the instant noodles are handmade by the Instant Noodle Immortal, the salt is made from iodine-131 sea salt, the chili pepper is made from devil's pepper, and the soy sauce is hand-aged for 10 years."

"Pour into the instant noodles 30 seconds after boiling water, add local specialty seafood at 2 minutes and 5 seconds, stir clockwise continuously for 30 seconds, add salt, soy sauce and devil pepper at 3 minutes and 23 seconds, take it out at 4 minutes and 12 seconds, and let it sit still Cool before serving."

The time is accurate to the second.

What is rigor? This is rigor!

The experimental materials and methods section has been written.

Next, is the most important part of the paper, the test results.

Only if the faces of those who doubt it are swollen, will they believe it.

The same goes for essays.

You have to show the research results to everyone, otherwise no one will believe you.

"In terms of taste, compared with ordinary instant noodles, nuclear sewage instant noodles have a crunchy texture, a slight chicken flavor, and ten times the protein of beef."

"In terms of color, the nuclear sewage instant noodles have a clear color and are visually clean and hygienic."

"In terms of satiety, after consuming nuclear sewage instant noodles, the patients will no longer need to eat any food in the future, which has significantly improved the problem of wasting food and air for people who are living a good life."

"In terms of therapeutic effect, after eating nuclear sewage instant noodles, Xiaoli patients looked calm and no longer had symptoms such as gibbering, convulsions, and epilepsy. This shows that nuclear sewage noodles have a significant effect on the treatment of brain diseases in Xiaoli patients. Effect."

Then throw the drawn pictures and data up, and you're done.

After writing the background, review, test materials and methods, and test results.

Next is the last part of the entire paper, discussion.

There is something special about discussing this stuff.

First of all, let’s talk about its own advantages. Compared with ordinary instant noodles, what are the advantages of nuclear sewage instant noodles, and why does it have this advantage?
"For people who are living a good life, nuclear sewage instant noodles have unparalleled geographical advantages. Because Radial Island is rich in nuclear sewage, patients who are living a small life can get it locally at the first time, and at the same time, a large amount of fresh water is saved. resource."

"Secondly, the nuclear sewage instant noodles are rich in other high-energy substances, which can continuously provide daily energy for Xiaoli patients, solve the major problem that Xiaoli patients still need to eat, and incidentally improve the human food crisis."

"Finally, the Xiaoli patients after eating nuclear sewage instant noodles no longer have any clinical symptoms of brain diseases, which solves the problem of Xiaoli patients' multi-morbid constitution, is beneficial to the health of Xiaoli patients, and greatly improves the health of Xiaoli patients. Life happiness index of patients.

"To sum up, nuclear sewage instant noodles can once and for all solve many problems such as epilepsy and madness in childhood patients."

Lu Liang wrote this and waved his hand.

A fresh, unpretentious paper is ready. Phew, it’s done!

This is another cross-century research on an advanced topic. People who have been living well in childhood are suffering from radiation again. It is recommended to eat more.

Of course, if you feel that nuclear sewage instant noodles are not enough.

You can also mix the whole pasta with No. 42 concrete, which visually has the same therapeutic effect on people who are living a good life.

When Lu Liang completed the first draft of the paper, Lu Liang also noticed that the source points and experiences in the system had also undergone slight changes at this moment.

[Source point +0.7, experience +20]

What the hell!

After completing a paper, the system directly gave 0.7 source points.

After seeing this scene, Lu Liang subconsciously cursed.

This sudden unexpected joy was something Lu Liang didn't expect.

Now the source points in his system add up to 1.4 more source points.

It seems that writing more papers is the best way to obtain source points!

It just so happened that I had read so much literature about type 2 diabetes before.

If I compile and summarize these research contents, I can write another review, which is the source of another big wave!

Thinking of this, Lu Liang couldn't help but look forward to it.

However, the top priority now is to complete this experimental paper on Bai Shuke as soon as possible and then submit it for publication.

Lu Liang could only temporarily suppress the expectations in his heart and focus all his attention on the paper.

(End of this chapter)