People are in love, Qingmei is actually a star observer

Chapter 68
This five-character couplet is so famous that anyone who has had a little exposure to couplets has basically heard of it.

The five characters "Yansuo pond willow" use the five elements "fire, metal, water, earth and wood" as radicals in structure, and the word pond is also a parallel noun composed of pond and pond.

At the same time, the word "smoke" in the first couplet is a metaphor for "fog like smoke". The translation means that the fog hides the pond and willows. The whole sentence artistically depicts a quiet pond surrounded by green willows and shrouded in smoke.

Therefore, trying to match a second line that meets the requirements and has a relevant artistic conception is a hellish level of difficulty. For hundreds of years, no one in China has been able to match it perfectly.

Of course, no matter where there are talented people, they also try to write corresponding second couplets, such as "Deng Shen Village Temple Bell" and "Feng Pin Ji Sai Hong", all of which have wonderful artistic conceptions, but the five elements of the characters are uneven and uneven. different.

In fact, Wang Zihuan was also shocked, because this couplet is also eternal in the heavens on earth, and even people like him who have only posted Spring Festival couplets have heard about it.

In China, the two most famous second couplets are "Pao Zhen Haicheng Tower" and "Peach Burning Jinjiang Embankment". Among them, "Pao Zhen Haicheng Tower" has the same order of five elements as the first couplet, but there are problems with the rhythm and artistic conception. It can only be called "right".

When "Peach Burning Jinjiangdi" came out that year, it shocked the world. The rhythm, artistic conception and neatness of this second couplet are completely consistent with "Willows Locked in Pond". At the same time, it also uses the same five lines on the left. The artistic conception also describes the vibrant scene of spring. , and the beautiful morning and evening scrolls in the first couplet, one is passionate and unrestrained, the other is gentle and graceful.

In particular, the word "burn" in the second couplet is used very well, not inferior to the word "lock" in the first couplet.

But this second line is still not a perfect answer. Among them, "Jinjiangdi" is not a common noun, and is worse than pond willow. Secondly, in terms of level and oblique, "Yansuo pond willow" is "ping, level, level, level". In the couplet, there are Do not commit the solitary theory.

Therefore, there are only three correspondences in the second line in terms of level and level, namely: "leveling level leveling level" or "leveling level leveling level" or "leveling level leveling level". The neatest form among these three forms is "leveling level level leveling level".

It is a pity that the word "jiang" in "Tao Ran Jin Jiang Di" has a flat tone, which cannot be used to match the flat tone of "tang" in the first couplet, so the second couplet can only be scored 90 points.

"Isn't this just throwing sand away if you can't afford it?" Wang Zihuan complained in his heart.

"Why is no one talking? What's the significance of this couplet?" Pei Qianyi, who was completely blank about couplets, asked Zhang Yankang next to her.

Zhang Yankang shook his head and smiled bitterly, "This is China's eternal absolute. No one has matched the perfect second couplet for hundreds of years. With the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, plus the rhyme and simplification, the difficulty increases exponentially, and in terms of artistic conception, It also needs to be able to match.”

"To put it simply, there is no solution?" Pei Qianyi asked.

"Yes."

At this time, Zhuge Lang looked at Wang Zihuan with a smile on his face.

Young man, so what if you are a genius?It’s not like I have to fall in front of this eternal absolute.

In the 5000-year history of China, there are only a few absolutes throughout the ages. You can count them on one hand.

This is the charm of couplets.

It's not that Zhuge Lang has a small belly, but it's quite interesting to see such an invincible junior suffer a painless loss.

Time passed by second by second, and everyone in the audience was looking at Wang Zihuan, wanting to see what answer this genius who answered nine questions in a row could give.

"The time is almost up." The staff member said suddenly as he looked at his watch.

Zhuge Lang was stunned, looked at Wang Zihuan who was bowing his head in thought, and then said: "How about waiting for a few more minutes?"

"It's okay, but the afternoon is scheduled to be the rest time for the guests, and there are other sessions in the evening, which may take until late at night." The staff was a little embarrassed.

Tong Ling and others nearby also heard this and said they could wait for a while. Although Han Shaochen didn't want to agree in his heart, he was not a fool. He knew that if he continued to sing the opposite tune at this time, whether it was to pursue Tong Ling or the audience's evaluation, he would be in trouble again. There is no chance of recovery.

Although everyone, including the onlookers, were willing to wait for Wang Zihuan for a while, they did not think Wang Zihuan could compete with him.

Another 2 minutes passed, and at exactly 1 o'clock, Wang Zihuan finally spoke. "Yes, the range hood is blocked by rust."

???????

The entire second floor was silent, and you could hear a pin drop.

Then, the entire floor was filled with all kinds of laughter, and the floor seemed to shake twice.

"What did I hear? Rust blocking the range hood? Hahahahahaha."

"I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. How did you come up with this?"

"Don't tell me, don't tell me, the radicals of metal, wood, water, fire and earth are right."

"I'm going to laugh like crazy, okay? This handsome guy is not only great at couplets, I didn't expect him to be so funny."

"I didn't feel anything about what I faced before, but when I heard this second line, I was really convinced. I was defeated."

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On the guest side, Jiang Zi squatted on the ground and held her stomach, her body kept shaking, and she kept letting out "goose goose" laughter, "I can't do it, I can't do it, Anhui, help me, help me, you Master wants to laugh me to death."

Liu Xiwan couldn't help but laugh too. He knelt down and hugged Jiang Zi, "This is his style, he can always surprise others."

"You can never guess what Zi Huan is thinking." Pei Qianyi also covered her mouth and laughed wildly.

Zhang Yankang and Han Shaochen were stunned. They really didn't expect that couplets could be played like this. They had only heard of "ruthless pairs" in special battles, and they had never seen "bullshit pairs" like Wang Zihuan.

Zhuge Lang, who was in front of the question board, was in a daze for a while before he recovered. Looking at Wang Zihuan who was being pulled around by Tong Ling and Jiang Jianing, he praised: "My kid's ideas are so unconstrained and unconstrained, I can't help but admire him."

Wang Zihuan raised his hand and shot left and right, pushing away the two women who were trying to take advantage of him, and said with a smile: "Thank you, senior."

The second line of the second line "rust-blocked range hood" is not a bad idea of ​​Wang Zihuan's. It was decided after he thought about it, because there is no standard answer in this eternal absolute system.

Although "Peach Burning Jinjiang Embankment" is very good, it is still a little less interesting.

In this case, and all the rewards have been collected, it is better to use a very outrageous second line to directly increase the topic level. The system points are not good for him.

If after the show is broadcast, the number of discussions on the topic of answering nine questions in a row plus "Peach Burning Jinjiang Embankment" can reach 100 million, then Wang Zihuan concludes that "Rust Blocked Range Hood" can double this value.

The spread of humorous jokes is enduring and unparalleled.

Judging from the current response, the effect is indeed very good.

After receiving the award and saying goodbye to Professor Zhuge Lang, Wang Zihuan and eight other people got on the program team's bus and headed to the booked hotel.

In the car, the hungry Wang Zihuan stood up and leaned on the back of the chair, holding the keys to the three rooms of heaven, earth and man, and looked at the two groups with empty hands.

"Do you want it? I can sell it to you, the price is fair, and you are innocent."

(PS: The couplets are completely over, and I won’t write about this again.)
(End of this chapter)