You promised to make a bad movie, but your box office exceeded 10 billion?

Chapter 29
"Okay, all the bargaining experts are here."

"Let's start!"

As a woman carrying a bag walked in, after a brief silence, the village party secretary smiled and said, while picking up the remote control and turning on the conference room projector.

The camera moved up, the background of the screen turned black, and the title "The King of Bargaining" was printed.

When the screen lit up, the scene had already reached the end of the village. A young man riding a battery car was taking out a stack of leaflets and handing them to Uncle Pao.

"The above is the TV that Aunt Wang has chosen. I told everyone a week ago that the lowest price in the town's shopping mall is 3998."

"Everyone here is the best bargainer in the village. I don't need to say more. Let's start quoting now!"

The scene returned to the conference room again, and the village chief smiled and pointed at the TV on the projector.

"3980!"

As soon as the village chief finished speaking, Aunt Sun couldn't wait to start quoting.

The camera showed Aunt Sun and the two of them. However, judging from their sitting positions at the back and their timid expressions, it was clear that their status in the conference room was not high.

Zhou Shuyi cheered up slightly and began to feel that there was something to this short play.

"3979."

At this time, Shunzi, who was the last to enter the conference room at the beginning, spoke.

This quote is obviously looking for trouble.

Even the village chief couldn't stand it anymore and said with disgust, "Our village's unwritten rule is that every time you quote, the minimum price must be five yuan less. How dare you shout for one yuan?"

"3970!"

At this moment, Aunt Sun made another offer and competed with Shunzi.

"Are you crazy?"

Fat Aunt quickly got up, took Aunt Sun away, went to the utility room nearby, and nervously said to Aunt Sun, "Have you forgotten how much the minimum we can cut is?"

As soon as these words came out, the scene flashed back, and the scene of Aunt Sun and Fat Aunt bargaining in the mall reappeared.

[Is this Gatlin growing on his mouth? 】

[Singing at the speed of light, instant high-level spells]

[I checked, it’s not double speed]

【Old rapper】

[It takes ten years to practice this kind of magic]

When everyone saw the scene of Aunt Sun singing at the speed of light, everyone felt it was a bit funny and started making fun of her.

After Hao Wei was stunned for more than ten seconds, seeing the confused expression on Hao Wei's face, they couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.

【Non-still picture】

[Information overload, downtime]

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"3950, I didn't forget it!"

After the recollection, the scene returned to the utility room, and Aunt Sun answered firmly.

The fat aunt suddenly became furious, "Yes, your current quotation is 3970, the price difference is 20, including the 14 yuan commission, you can't earn a total of 49 yuan, not even enough to pay for the battery car to and from the town."

"I just want to argue with you!"

Aunt Sun looked slightly excited, "Dong Erhua, Cao Ling, and Liu Daye are all here today. I just want them to see that I can do what they can do!"

"It smells like that, it smells like that!"

Zhou Shuyi, who had been laughing so hard for a long time, saw this, pressed the space bar, and clapped her hands.

With the previous close-ups of Aunt Sun and Fat Aunt cowering in the conference room, this scene seemed to become logical.

[Stop laughing and look down quickly]

[It is recommended that the anchor turn off the camera. We are here to watch a short drama. Women will only affect me... (fill in the blank)]

At the urging of the barrage, Zhou Shuyi pressed the space bar and continued watching.

"Xiao Li, don't worry, I won't take any of the money I earned this time, it's all yours!"

Aunt Sun looked at Fat Aunt with a decisive tone.

"That's so embarrassing, let's go!"

The fat aunt said she was embarrassed, but she accepted it happily and resolutely, which was in huge contrast with the lines she said.

[Hahaha, "How embarrassing"]

The two returned to the conference room again.

"Who is telling me is a fool." Shunzi, who bid 3979, saw that the two of them had made up their minds, so he just picked up the bag and left with disdain.

"3900!"

However, just when Aunt Wang was about to hand the money to Aunt Sun, another offer rang out in the conference room, and it was Dong Erhua who had been smoking silently beside him!

The scene flashed back again. The salesperson in the mall was almost ridden away on her electric scooter when she was buying something. Erhua acted bravely, but let her scooter be ridden away. In the end, the salesman gave her a discounted price of 3800.
This is obviously a plot set up by Erhua, but watching the actors perform it seriously, they can fully experience the absurdity of a magical reality, which makes people laugh and cry.

If Zhou Shuyi was watching the movie with the intention of watching the fun at the beginning, then now, she has been attracted by this short drama. With such a high density of laughter and reversal, coupled with the dialects and ages of the actors, A huge contrast is formed, but this contrast is not annoying, but feels very friendly.

She even forgot to explain the effects of the show.

"It's 3900..."

Under the notarization of the village chief, Aunt Wang counted 39 hundred-yuan bills and handed them to Erhua.

However, just as Erhua reached out to take it, a hand held down the stack of hundred-dollar bills.

It’s Aunt Cao!
Then Aunt Cao raised her hand and took out a hundred-dollar bill from the stack and put it aside. The meaning she wanted to express was self-evident.

"3800?"

The village chief looked at Cao Ling with wide eyes. Compared with the previous price reductions of a few yuan, Aunt Cao's price reduction of a hundred yuan was terrifying.

Aunt Cao showed a proud smile and did not answer, but looked at Aunt Goose in the first row, who was knitting a sweater as if there was no one around. She immediately gave people a sense of expectation. Obviously, the most powerful one in the audience must be this goose knitting sweater. Aunt.

Seeing that Aunt Goose was indifferent and still seemed confident, Aunt Cao once again took out one hundred-dollar bill from the stack and put it aside.

"3700?"

This time, the village chief was shocked and unbelievable, while Aunt Wang was overjoyed.

Aunt Cao smiled proudly and nodded. This time the quotation was finally completed. At the same time, as Aunt Cao nodded, the screen flashed back.

The TV salesman in the mall was chatting with a girl.

"Brother Hao, come with me back to see my mother." The girl said shyly.

"what?"

Hao Wei was a little surprised and a little embarrassed, "This is too fast. This is the first day we met, and we haven't held hands yet."

[Brother Hao: I’m really miserable]

[You can’t catch a sheep with wool]

[Hahaha, what a trick to play hard to get]

[Tactical handover]

[I laughed out loud like a pig in the library...]

Netizens laughed wildly again. At this time, Hao Wei had followed the girl to Aunt Cao's house. After some polite remarks, Aunt Cao suddenly asked about the TV.

Under the torture of the "mother-in-law", Hao Wei had to give the price of 3600.

Then he was sent out of the country by the "mother-in-law" in an instant.

Seeing Hao Wei's confused look, Chi Wenyue burst out laughing.

That's right, this Aunt Cao's daughter was her true self, and she didn't expect that she would be able to act in a play while taking a vacation.

She laughed countless times during the performance, and was criticized by her mother for being unprofessional. Unexpectedly, the editing effect was a hundred times funnier than the performance.

"Then tomorrow, I will ask my mother to dance in your dance group!"

After Hao Wei left, the girl happily said to Aunt Cao.

"no problem!"

Aunt Cao waved her hand and said, "Congcong, remember, wait until the TV arrives before breaking up with him!"

"Don't worry, Aunt Cao, I understand. It's not just once or twice."

With that said, the girl left.

Hearing this, Aunt Cao finally smiled, then turned to another woman in the living room and said, "Sister-in-law, I'll leave first too..."

[Pfft, we live in Bengbu, we are really nothing but a white wolf]

[The arena is not about fighting and killing, but about human relationships]

[The leader of the dance troupe has the power]

[I can simplify the technique of Immortal Jump...]

["Not once or twice", it's hard to believe it is true]

[Now I am a little curious about how Aunt Goose can bargain to beat Aunt Cao]

[Aunt Erhua used the bitter meat trick, Aunt Cao used the beauty trick, but what about Aunt Goose? 】

[What aunt? I want to call her Sister Erhua]

(End of this chapter)