You promised to make a bad movie, but your box office exceeded 10 billion?

Chapter 19 Where did the director find these gods?
[This Zhejiang dialect Mandarin makes me laugh]

[Hearing the hometown dialect is so kind]

[Hahaha, the eyes of this aunt in blue are really amazing]

[Kill like crazy, kill like crazy, the amount of information explodes]

At the same time, Little Quail's live broadcast room was also extremely happy.

The little quail was amazed. If "Dragon King" can only be regarded as a comedy, then this short play is already decent. This [Xihong Acting Film and Television] has made great progress.

Of course, it may be that they already have such strength, but it is just limited by objective factors.

"It's really annoying. I just got promoted and now I don't know what my last name is. I have to go to Sanya and stay in a five-star hotel. What do you think is so good about that hotel? Is it as comfortable as my own home?"

Aunt Goose couldn't help but smile slightly as she spoke.

This was the clip where Aunt Goose said she was laughing during the previous filming. Although Su You added another one later, Su You still chose this version to present during the final editing.

Not only does this not feel like a scene of laughter, but it also vividly reflects Aunt Goose’s desire to show off.

"Hey, my eldest nephew has been promoted after working for only ten years?"

At this time, Aunt Cao finally couldn't help it anymore, and she spoke like an old Onmyoji, putting the emphasis on "ten years", then shook her head, and looked at the cards in her hand with a half-smile, "It's not like me." My daughter, I’m so disappointed. After studying in New York for several years, and half a year after graduation, I just found a job that pays $[-] a month..."

"I'm so sad..."

"Hey, your daughter is killing chickens in a slaughterhouse? Ten thousand dollars a month!"

Aunt Goose simply pretended to be stupid and fought back not to be outdone.

"Knife, dollar, US dollar, dollar!"

Of course, Aunt Cao knew what Aunt Goose meant. With a look of disdain on her face, she calmly threw out a sentence in English and shook her head proudly, as if to say, "Small, isn't it just to show off your children? Who can't do that?"

【Defeat magic with magic】

[Four taels to move a thousand catties, wonderful! 】

[Mid-door sniper]

[Masters compete with each other, and every move will bring blood]

[Master is a master at pretending to be confused]

[Master, high, county magistrate, hard]

[Has the application for World Heritage List been successful? 】

[It’s really “everything” that’s dead]

The barrage had already fallen into a sea of ​​joy, and in just a few dozen seconds, they had been completely conquered.

At this time, Aunt Cao's cell phone rang. There was no doubt that it was her daughter who had found a job worth ten thousand dollars a month in New York.

Aunt Cao even spoke several words in English in the subsequent conversation, which could be said to have completely regained [-]%. However, Aunt Cao interrupted her spellcasting by summoning the "tea-server" Uncle Pao...

"Hahaha……"

Far away in New York, Chi Wenyue was having breakfast and laughed like a goose regardless of her image.

She didn't expect her mother to actually act in a short play and it was so interesting. She also didn't expect her mother to actually speak English. Thinking of her mother's funny way of speaking broken English in the play, she couldn't help but laugh. The urge to laugh.

But soon, the laughter stopped. Chi Wenyue stopped laughing, thinking deeply, and then there was a trace of guilt in his eyes.

Because, she suddenly thought that her mother was learning English for her sake...

"Don't move the chess piece!"

Outside the room, Uncle Pao was playing chess with a young man played by Hao Wei. Uncle Pao was about to get up to pour water, but he worriedly warned, "I have memorized the chess records!"

However, just as he stood up, Uncle Pao sat back again, scratched his head and asked, "What did I want to do just now?"

This was exactly the scene that Hao Wei and Uncle Pao requested to change, and the effect was unexpectedly good, as can be seen from the feedback from the audience on the barrage.

["Remember them all"] [Ma Dongmei... Ma Shimei...]

["You must not move the chess pieces"]

Su You, who was watching in the dormitory, breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, it was better to believe in a book than to have no book at all. This also gave him more confidence. If he encounters changes that he thinks are worse than the original script in the future, he will probably not do that again. So confused.

Uncle Pao's appearance is equivalent to a transition, and then Aunt Erhua on the right side of Aunt Goose and Aunt Sun on the opposite side also start to perform, with constant reversal and jokes, which directly detonates the atmosphere.

Especially when Aunt Erhua said, "My son said, Mom, if you miss me, just raise your head. The brightest star in the sky is me!"

Coupled with the dubbing of Interstellar, it made the audience laugh out loud.

[It turned into a science fiction movie! 】

When everyone thought this was the highest point, Aunt Sun came directly to Ultraman, "At my place, I just came back yesterday. After being summoned, he turned into a ray of light and left again. In his eyes, maintaining world peace is more important than maintaining world peace. My mother is important!"

"Okay, I confess, I just lied."

At this time, Aunt Goose spread her hands and said, "Actually, my son went to Sanya to negotiate with the Dragon King..."

Then several aunts began to confess the situation. Aunt Goose said that her son was going to Sanya to negotiate with the Dragon King, Aunt Cao said that her daughter was fighting against the mutant army in New York, and Aunt Erhua said that her son was fighting against the Trisolaran Fleet in the Milky Way...

[Okay, science fiction movies have become fantasy! 】

At this time, Uncle Pao easily lost the chess game under Hao Wei's hands. After Uncle Pao lifted the chessboard, Hao Wei also took the opportunity to walk into the room and said goodbye to all the uncles and aunts, "It's getting late, I should go back." Home."

"I finally got home and spent more time with them. My mother happened to make my favorite tofu with milk, crispy fish pot and spring rolls."

"I also bought my parents a new mobile phone, a massage chair, a razor and a lot of new clothes. I have to go back and let them try it on..."

Hao Wei's few words immediately silenced all four aunts.

[Hahaha...it feels like myocardial infarction]

[Kill like crazy, kill like crazy, this is the master]

【Knowing blow】

[Heart-breaking every word, MVP of the whole game]

Seeing this, the audience has completely lost their minds. From Aunt Goose's initial promotion in Sanya to show off, to Aunt Cao's daughter Wandao's job, to Aunt Erhua's son as an astronaut in the space station, and finally Aunt Sun's Ultraman directly from Reality turns to illusion.

But the levels here are progressive, and the reversals and laughter are pushed to the climax step by step.

Afterwards, the four aunts' confessional scenes were even more direct. I was just bragging. In the reversal, there was a feeling of self-destruction and ruin. It was inexplicably funny, and it heightened the atmosphere again.

Until Hao Wei appeared, he went all out and killed the whole audience, which directly aroused the emotions of the audience!

"This script is so well written!"

"The director's shots are also designed very well. I'm already looking forward to the follow-up series of [Xihong Film and Television]."

As a professional film and television drama critic, Little Quail could see a little bit of the secrets just once.

"And the acting skills of these uncles and aunts are so awesome, it has raised the quality of this short play by several levels. I really don't know where the director invited these gods, they are amazing!"

He didn't say anything better than Xiao Xianrou. As a big anchor, sometimes there are things that you can't say casually. After all, Xiao Xianrou has a lot of fans. He didn't want to get up tomorrow and find that he had been trending.

Li Mingyue is also watching the live broadcast of Little Quail, because the last time "Dragon King" became popular all over the Internet so quickly, Little Quail "contributed a lot". This time, Li Mingyue watched the live broadcast with the intention of inquiring about the enemy's situation.

At the same time, this can also reduce the number of views of "Once Upon a Time in the Square", and she is still contributing her insignificant strength to her money-losing plan.

After hearing what Little Quail said, she was already speechless.

Originally, she thought that if these uncles and aunts were to be the leading actors, the new drama would be a sure success.

Who would have thought that the audience's evaluation is that the uncles and aunts have raised this drama to several levels...

I just randomly found a few aunties on the street!

Who am I to talk to?

(End of this chapter)