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Chapter 158 An Lushan (please subscribe, please vote!)
As soon as the words 'imperial emperor' came out, Ma Chao glanced over and couldn't help but sigh: "General Zhang, he also said that you don't know how to curse."

He pointed to these four words.

"With these four words, the Emperor of Wei will have to fight you tooth and nail!"

Su Chen also looked at it and couldn't help but laugh. This was to scold the other party for only writing edicts and not doing any facts.

However, Zhang Fei, who was holding a pen to write, ignored the two of them. He was stroking the tiger's beard with one hand and shaking the other quickly, dragging the tip of the pen to write out each handwriting.

"To the Emperor of Wei Dynasty:

The words in your letter are messy and the whole article is shameless. Our rebel army rose up to resist the tyranny. What does it have to do with the Wei State?He accepted me as a rebel with a thick handwriting, thinking that he was extending kindness, but in fact he was like a beggar on the street, stretching out his hand to beg.

If you fail to ask for it, you secretly attack Hunhe River. You are simply a cowardless person who slaughters the unarmed people. You claim to be a strong soldier in the Central Plains, but you don't feel ashamed. You stand in the golden palace, only open your mouth and wag your tongue, wear a robe and a crown as a dog! "

After reading the contents of this letter, which was not long, Su Chen couldn't help but give a thumbs up. There were not so many literate words, and everyone could understand the meaning.

"Haha, what General Zhang wrote is amazing and easy to understand!" Ma Chao picked up the letter and looked it up and down before handing it to someone else. Zhang Liao also smiled and nodded.

“General Zhang’s writing style is excellent!”

Seeing everyone circulating his letter to each other, Zhang Fei put down his brush and unconsciously crossed his arms. You must know that he has been able to read and write since he was a child. He can write and draw with one hand, and he is also good at it.

He tilted his head and bumped Su Chen with his elbow.

"I don't know about longevity. In fact, I also have some skills in literature and ink. It's just that I look too majestic and majestic, which makes others think that I am a reckless man!"

Su Chen had naturally heard some rumors in his previous life. At that time, Zhang Fei's family background could indeed afford him the ability to read and write and develop his painting skills.

"I will let people believe this..."

"Slow down!" Zhuge Liang suddenly stood up and came over, picking up the brush from the table.Everyone thought he was going to fill in a few sentences, but unexpectedly, Mr. Wolong sketched a dog wearing a crown and robe in the blank space of the letter paper.

Everyone looked at each other and burst into laughter.

Su Chen was also laughing, but he admired Zhuge Liang's emotional intelligence even more. At first, he thought that if he added more words, it would be a disgrace to Zhang Fei, but he didn't expect that he would draw out the last curse sentence, which perfectly complemented Zhang Fei's ability to draw. .

After that, Su Chen asked Wu Zixun to seal the letter, seal it with the general's seal, and send it to Luyang of Wei State with Bailey.

After the matter was over, the generals were about to walk around or go to the military camp. Su Chen quickly called them out, "Generals, stay here!"

In the hall, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhang Liao stopped. Ma Chao was taking the Tiger Head Zhan Golden Gun and putting it back. Zhuge Liang was sitting on a chair drinking tea and looking over, Gao Shun, Niu Gai, and Ma Dai were also preparing to return to the camp. Stop.

"General, what's going on?"

Su Chen took out a golden token from his sleeve and said, "This person's name is An Lushan, a barbarian..." He told everyone present the deeds of An Lushan, who loved to dance the Hu Xuan dance.

When they heard about the rebellion, a country was beaten to pieces, turning from prosperity to decline, everyone frowned.

"After the Han Dynasty, the barbarians are so rampant?" Ma Chao grabbed the spear and smashed it to crack the ground.

Zhang Liao also frowned and said, "Changsheng, release this person."

"Generals, I didn't release them for you to kill!" Su Chen saw that all of them had gloomy expressions, especially Zhang Fei who started to draw his sword.

"I want to use him elsewhere, and I hope the generals will be present...to give him a shock."

The generals didn't know what Su Chen was going to do. Since he had other uses, they didn't dare to ask, so they surrounded him one by one. Su Chen spent [-] merit points. In an instant, a fat figure suddenly appeared, waving a steel weapon. The knife slashed randomly and yelled.

"Li Zhuer! Why do you want to harm me!!"

The steel knife he waved flew out of his hand the next second and was nailed to the courtyard wall not far away. An Lushan suddenly stopped and saw his hands, "I...I can see...haha... I can see again..."

He raised his plump, round face. In his field of vision, all generals wearing various types of armor were staring at him with cold eyes. Directly opposite him was a general with crouching eyebrows and a face as heavy as jujube, closing his eyes and stroking his beard; beside him there was A burly man with a leopard head and eyes, a thick tiger beard, and a murderous look in his tiger eyes.

"Who are you, I..." He turned around hurriedly. In his field of vision, Zhang Liao, who was wearing thick black scales and a long white single-sleeved robe on his left, was holding a ring-head knife; Ma Chao, who was wearing a lion helmet and white silver armor, was leaning on it. A big gun, with fierce eyes as if it was going to cut him.

The fat figure turned around again, Gao Shun, Niu Gai, and then a huge figure stood in front of him. He slowly raised his fat face and looked up. Dian Wei looked ferocious. He raised his hand and slapped him away.

"Look at what--"

"You dare to hit me..." An Lushan fell heavily to the ground, and his fat figure rolled several times on the ground. This slap seemed to wake him up. He got up with difficulty, his eyes rolling in his sockets, and when he faced everyone , that fat face already had a flattering smile.

He bowed to the generals who were walking towards him.

"Generals...I'm at Anlu Mountain...generals, just call me Anhu'er..."

"How dare you, there is only one general!" Niu Gai shouted loudly, grabbed the handle of the knife and pulled it out.An Lushan swallowed his saliva and glanced at the group of generals in front of him. Normally, with his sharp eyesight, he could tell who was who at a glance. Looking at the group of people in front of him, except for the Chang Sui at the door, their faces were... The demeanor, every one of them is extraordinary, almost unrecognizable, but it feels a bit familiar.

The shadow covered him, and before he could recover, someone pinched the fat back of his neck, and his fat body weighing more than 300 kilograms was lifted directly off the ground.

An Lushan turned his head with difficulty and saw the giant man from before.

"The general wants to see you!"

The rough voice made An Lushan couldn't help but shudder, and then he was thrown to the ground, and his fat body hit the ground with a thud.

The lowered view slowly moved up, and the first thing that came into view was the black climbing boots and silver armor. Then he went up to the tall figure supporting the beast's chain armor, and the big golden sword sat at the top.

"Anlu Mountain?"

"I..." Realizing the situation, the fat figure quickly changed his words, "I'm here."

Su Chen leaned forward and pressed his elbow on the corner of the table: "I heard that you are good at Hu Xuanwu and are very popular with Xuanzong and Yang Yuhuan. Yang Yuhuan is your godmother, right? She is here with me now!"

For the previous words, An Lushan only thought that the other party was teasing him, but the last words scared him out of his wits. He clearly remembered that Yang Yuhuan died in Maweipo.

What the hell is going on... I remember... I remember... An Lushan was a little confused, and he subconsciously touched his fat belly.

Some memories finally came to mind. He was chopped open in the belly by Li Zhuer... with many knives.

"Remember how you died?"

Su Chen's voice reached his ears again. An Lushan looked at Su Chen in horror, touched his face, buttocks, and belly, "I'm alive again...I can see with my eyes!"

He changed from sitting to kneeling and kowtowed directly to Su Chen: "Thank you, General, for saving your life!"

Around him, Guan Yu looked down upon such flattering and flattering people the most. If he hadn't had other uses, he would have killed him with a knife.

The other generals also looked down upon him, but Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and reminded them in a low voice: "Don't covet this person, he can be like a fish in water anywhere."

"Then try putting him here here?" Zhang Fei held up his snake spear, "If he can live until the fifth watch, he is lucky!"

The sound of the snake spear clanking startled An Lushan, who was kowtowing. He quickly turned around and looked at the generals again. His eyes fell on the scribe shaking the fan for a moment, and he shouted out: "Zhuge Wolong!"

Then he stared at the red-faced general and stood up suddenly: "Guan Yu... Guan Junhou! And Zhang Yide, who drank Duan Dangyang." His eyes passed over the faces, some were familiar, some were unfamiliar.

But definitely ancient.

An Lushan turned around tremblingly, "General, can they also be saved?"

"What are you talking about, this wild pig!" Zhang Fei rushed over to kill him, but Guan Yu held his shoulders and shouted softly: "Yide!"

An Lushan slapped his face quickly.

"You heroes of the late Han Dynasty, please calm down. The little one can't speak... How about I dance for you to cheer you up?!"

Su Chen looked at his efforts to flatter him, closed his eyes, stood up and walked over, raised his arms around his shoulders and walked out. When he got outside, he clamped his neck and spoke in a low voice.

"An Lushan... stop pretending, I have something for you to do. If you do it well, I will let you live a hundred years and live another life. If you don't do it well, I will let you die again even if you are thousands of miles apart. "

The sun was shining brightly, and amidst the chirping of cicadas, the fat old man who was originally trembling and smiling quickly changed his expression, with a murderous look in his eyes.

"What does the General want me to do?"

"Continue to rebel!"

Su Chen didn't care about his look, and his voice remained low.

"You failed to rebel before. I'll give you a chance to succeed, but you must seize it!"

A glimmer of light flashed in An Lushan's eyes. He looked at Su Chen, trying to find something in his eyes, but what he found was the coldness in his eyes, as if they contained the bones of millions of people.

"General... I would like to know... will the Tang Dynasty be destroyed in the end?"

"Destroyed in the hands of a man named Zhu Wen, I will help you get to know him when he has time. Now you have to learn some Wei dialect and writing!"

Su Chen stepped onto the stone steps with his hands behind his back, called Wu Zixun, and ordered him to make a room for An Lushan in the General's Mansion and prevent him from seeing outsiders or even letting the news leak out.

(End of this chapter)