This immortal is a little crazy

Chapter 11 Lanruo Technical School, top-notch in the industry

Nie Xiaoqian finally successfully hooked up with Ning Caichen and staged a scene between a goddess and a licking dog.

person?After all, it is inevitable to be misled by beauty.

A scholar?They can't shake off the turmoil in their bones.

Moreover, Nie Xiaoqian, as the top oiran created by the tree demon grandma, has profound skills.

As the man and his righteous son once said - I was hurt by drinking and sex, and I am so haggard! From today on, I will quit drinking!
Even if they are both lustful people, people are different after all. Ordinary farmers and tourists can seduce them successfully with gaudy female ghosts, but these people have poor meat and turbid blood, which is really not good food.

Only those scholars are quick in thinking, have fine skin and tender meat, and are the best ingredients.Or they are knights and warriors, they are full of blood, and their passion is like the best liquor to demons.

To a scholarly knight, a gaudy female ghost is like a brothel lady in a brothel, and cannot arouse the slightest interest in her.

But Nie Xiaoqian is different. It was made by a high-class club. It is a treasure and a symbol of taste.

However, Yan Chixia no longer sits idly by, because he already knows that everyone has desires and that fishing law enforcement is truly abominable.

There is no woman in the heart, and the sword is drawn naturally.

So he immediately drew his sword and killed Nie Xiaoqian.

As for Ning Caichen, he sided with Yan Chixia.

As for why?In this barren mountain, you, a woman, suddenly appeared in this temple, still spotless, wearing a long white dress.

When the cold wind blew, he shivered, and after completely calming down, Ning Caichen's brain expelled the cerebellum, and wisdom occupied the high ground.

And after getting along with each other for this period of time, he already knew that Yan Chixia and Li Luo were accomplished masters who lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests.

He looks like a slovenly bearded man, but he is actually a dirty talker, and his temperament is a very orthodox and admirable knight. And Li Luo, who looks quite delicate and normal, is actually a weirdo in the world. He can be crazy and astonishing. Words come out frequently.

There is no way, we can't let a modern person understand and integrate into the social customs, etiquette and ethics of ancient society, and Li Luo is still qualified not to integrate.

When several people discussed the situation, one lamented that the law of heaven was not clear, and the other encouraged him to serve as an official and save the people.

But Li Luo directly said, let's go to the capital and seize the throne. Then I will be the emperor, Ning Shusheng will be the prime minister, and the bearded man will be the general.

After this period of experience, Li Luo finally understood that, save the day, this world should just change the dynasty.

Anyway, I, Zhetianren, have been very persistent in establishing a dynasty since ancient times.

Looking at Huang Wolong and Ye Fengxiao is to look at the Phoenix Man and the Pot Emperor of this world. It is an indispensable achievement point to establish the heaven and the divine dynasty.

"Please forgive me, Taoist Master." Nie Xiaoqian was frightened by the sword light and broke into cold sweat. She immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, with an expression that I felt pity for.

With such a posture, it is not an exaggeration to say that hibiscus emerges from clear water and natural carvings are removed.

Very beautiful, Li Luo can say that Nie Xiaoqian is definitely the most beautiful original beauty he has ever seen.

"What the little girl did was all because of the persecution of the tree demon grandma, and it was definitely not her true intention."

Nie Xiaoqian hurriedly begged for mercy and kept making excuses.

"Bah, do you think I don't know you? You are the number one under that old witch, and you have harmed many lives. Take your life now." Yan Chixia was also a Pukui, and was the leader of Pokuai. The captain of the criminal police brigade was still deceived by Nie Xiaoqian.

"Sir, save me." Nie Xiaoqian came towards Li Luo.

what? !!
Luo Li had a black question mark on his face.

Girl, we are not familiar with each other.

Reaching out instinctively.

Snap, a slap hit Nie Xiaoqian's face, turning her into a spinning top. "Miss Nie, we are really not familiar with each other." Li Luo slowly retracted his outstretched arm and said helplessly as he looked at Nie Xiaoqian who was being whipped away.

After Li Luo learned the Internet appraisal technique, this girl Xiaoqian is definitely a top-notch green tea. After all, no matter how innocent she is, she has been trained by the tree demon grandma for so many years, and she has been wiped out without a few calculations in her heart. .

But one thing is different. As long as this Miss Nie is saved, she will really act like a cow and a horse and repay her with her body.

As for forming a grass ring in the next life?The beauty appraisal technique is activated!

Lying on the ground, her white clothes stained with dust, Xiaoqian began to cry and tell her story, hoping to arouse the pity of several people, especially the two young girls, Li Luo and Ning Caichen.

Ah, Li Luo is no longer there. This is indeed thanks to the Lanruo Technical School opened by his grandma.

As for Nie Xiaoqian's experience, it can be said that she was originally a girl from the capital and lived in Xia Toolingzhu.Thirteen learned to play pipa well. No, Nie Xiaoqian is a serious official lady, not a pipa girl. She has nothing to do with Bai Juyi.

In short, a lady from an official family died of illness on the road and was buried in Lanruo Temple, preparing to wait until her parents moved the grave in the future.

But I didn't wait for my parents, because Lanruo Temple Technical School was already in full swing.

"Are you done? Then, it's really pitiful. Let's look at the sword." Yan Chixia said calmly after listening, which made Ning Caichen, who was still pitiful for Nie Xiaoqian, stunned.

"Wait a minute, Big Beard, have you noticed something wrong?" Li Luo suddenly thought of a question.

"What's wrong, you're getting horny again." Yan Chixia complained sharply.

"What's wrong with men being lustful? Bah, no, haven't you noticed a problem that we have all ignored?" Li Luo instinctively wanted to have sex. After all, the two of them were bored and usually enjoyed complaining about each other.

"What's wrong?" Yan Chixia looked at Li Lin's face and knew that Li Lin was not deceived by beauty.

"Why are there so many female ghosts in Lanruo Temple?" Li Luo asked.

Yan Chixia frowned. In fact, he had noticed it a long time ago, but he didn't care.

So what if it's pitiable?His crime should also be punished.

"Is there any problem? The temple has a philanthropic purpose of storing corpses. During business trips, people who died of illness or died of illness or poor people or refugees during the trip, to save the souls of the dead." Ning Caichen said doubtfully, not feeling anything wrong.

"Of course not. Cremation is a special ritual that is unique to Buddhism. Normally, the dead are buried in the ground, even if there is no coffin and only a straw mat." Yan Chixia shook her head and said.

"And don't you think there are too many women? And they are all young and beautiful women."

Lanruo, the abbreviation of Alanruo, originally meant forest, which was extended to a place of tranquility and no worries and troubles. Later, it also referred to a secluded wilderness temple, not the name of the temple.

The human world is too complicated and it is difficult to distinguish right from wrong, but when you are with ghosts and spirits, it becomes clear and black.

Yan Chixia lives in Lanruo Temple because even though there are evil spirits and monsters, at least black and white are clear, there is no intrigue between people, love, hate, grudges are clear, and she is free and easy.

But are the grudges really clear?

"People don't have provocations, and monsters don't create their own problems." Li Luo sighed.

"Big Beard, now I really seem to understand what you said, what it means that only when people's hearts are broken can demons appear."

Yan Chixia became silent after hearing Li Luo's words.

What people fear, their arrogance is used to capture.Demons are created by people.There is no provocation among people, and there are no demons on their own.When people abandon the ordinary, demons will arise, so there are demons.

What a person is worried about is caused by his own arrogance.The so-called monsters are all caused by human beings themselves.If people have no flaws, evildoers will not arise on their own.If people lose the normal way, evildoers will appear. That’s why there are evildoers.

This is also the case in this Liaozhai world. It’s not the demons that cause harm to the world, but the demons taking advantage of the situation when people’s hearts are broken.

"This Nie Xiaoqian is indeed guilty, but she was so pitiful that it was too much to let her soul fly away." Ning Caichen said unbearably.

(End of this chapter)