Mixed Martial Arts: I am achieving great results in Shaolin

Chapter 221 Drunk and subduing the dragon
Panda Zhuangzhuang patted his chest and said confidently:
"Don't worry, Great Elder, I promise you won't hurt brother Xiao Shen!"

Chen Mo also didn't expect that the green bamboo puree tasted sweet but was so intoxicating.

If it was just a simple alcohol anesthesia, Chen Mo would be able to return to normal in a matter of seconds because of the "Nine Yins and Nine Yangs" in his body.

In other words, Chen Mo is a man who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk in the true sense!
But there is always a surprise.

After the green bamboo puree is taken into the stomach, it is helping Chen Mo refine his body. Its "medicinal power" has penetrated into Chen Mo's flesh and blood. The operation of "Nine Yins and Nine Yangs" has accelerated the refining of the green bamboo puree.

So Chen Mo immediately became drunk as soon as he finished drinking.

Originally Chen Mo would have fallen asleep just like Cheng Huang, but Chen Mo practiced "Yi Jin Marrow Cleansing".

This unique martial art, which combines the "Yi Jin Jing" and "The Marrow Cleansing Jing", is the ultimate martial arts for building up the body. At this moment, the pure green bamboo pulp cleanses the tendons and cuts the marrow, and the "Yi Jin Jing" takes effect. Chen Mo's body It was temporarily out of Chen Mo's consciousness control.

This is similar to "conditioned reflex".

When drunk and not sleeping, people start to behave strangely.

Just like now, Chen Mo took one step and three steps, his eyes were blurred, his hands were making toast gestures back and forth, and he tasted something unclear in his mouth:

"I'm tossing and turning, like a wave! I have all kinds of grievances, just laugh them off and beat them."

Chen Mo actually played a drunken boxing trick unconsciously!

Panda Zhuangzhuang straightened up his chest and let Chen Mo hit him.

In ancient times, pandas could fly through the air without wings, just like riding on yellow.

In addition, the panda's strength can be regarded as the best among animals, and it is proficient in the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, earth and demonic power.

The ancestors of pandas also did it with their hands, tearing apart the dragon's mouth and biting the phoenix.

And if we want to ensure the integrity of the bloodline and the maximum power, then the panda family must be like Qiongqi or Chenghuang, with a single lineage.

Only one side exists at the same time between heaven and earth.

The disadvantage of this kind of inheritance is that as the times change, the ancient bloodline may be broken.

After the break, even if "atavistic" geniuses appear among the major ethnic groups that rely on bloodline for evolution, the bloodline may not be fully activated.

No matter whether it is Qiongqi or Chenghuang, the blood in the body is not complete, and the power of ancient beasts cannot be fully stimulated.

The panda family has had close contact with the human race since ancient times, and has also learned human thinking and wisdom to a certain extent.

In terms of inheritance, the ancestors of the panda family have already opened up a better route.

After the ancient times, the panda clan can no longer use the four types of demonic power of metal, wood, water, and fire among the five elements, but they have retained the panda clan's ancient top-level body and the demonic power of earth.

Therefore, the current panda clan is as powerful as the Great Elder and cannot fly.

But the physical strength of the panda clan is not even weaker than that of a real dragon!
The use of the demon power of earth further enhances the panda's strength and defense capabilities.

In terms of individual physical strength alone, pandas can be said to be second to none among all races!Because this inheritance method means that all pandas today contain ancient bloodlines that have not yet been fully developed!
So Panda Zhuangzhuang didn't look down on Chen Mo, but he was too aware of the physical strength gap between the human race and the panda race.

"Look at these thin arms and legs, it's still a question whether I can shave off a few of my hairs!"

Just when Panda Zhuangzhuang confidently made his bold statement, his round belly like a ball was punched by Chen Mo. His huge body turned into a ball and flew out eight feet away.

The great panda elder laughed loudly:
"Oh, I have never seen such a scumbag panda in my 800 years of life. Hey, I really laughed to death. Xiaozhuang, he was punched away by a young human race guy who only lived for about twenty years. It’s so shameful!” (Shameful: shameful)
Panda Zhuangzhuang beat a carp hard.
Not standing up!

Then you can only roll half a circle sideways and hold yourself up with your limbs:
"This young man like me is so strong."

As soon as Panda Zhuangzhuang finished speaking, Chen Mo dodged to his back, jumped up and kicked him.

Panda Zhuangzhuang reacted very quickly, and kicked out a dragon with its tail, kicking Chen Mo away:
"Young man, you still want to punch me a second time?"

The Great Elder Panda cursed:
"Xiao Zhuang! I told you not to attack!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang said aggrievedly:
"Huh? It was a mistake, mainly because the angle was too good. I couldn't hold it back and kicked it out."

Great Elder Panda:
"He is absorbing the power of the medicine now. You need to let him vent it. The power of the medicine penetrates into the bone marrow. If the old man is right, I read it right. Xiao Shen has practiced the unique human Buddhist art "Yi Jin Marrow Cleansing"!"

Although the panda clan will not take the initiative to appear in front of ordinary people, they still have contact with some outsiders.

For example, the legendary "peak" sword demon Dugu Qiufeng swept across the world with a dark iron heavy sword when he was in his thirties. He also entered the panda ancestral land by chance, communicated with many seniors of the panda clan, and finally had a great success. After understanding, it was only after the age of 40 that I put down the dark iron heavy sword and picked up the wooden sword.

That was when the Sword Demon Dugu Qiubai's kendo realm entered the realm of "not stagnant with things" and was close to "win without a sword with a sword".

That is to say, the panda clan prefers to stay in peace and does not like fighting. Otherwise, if the panda clan takes the lead in launching a beast wave, the people of Yuzhou and Yongzhou will suffer a great disaster!

Precisely because the panda clan is aloof from the world but has contact with the top experts of the human race and other living beings, the information the panda clan possesses has always been "advancing with the times".

It is not surprising that Chen Mo's "Changing Tendons and Cleansing the Marrow" was seen by the Great Panda Elder. After all, Shaolin has had many eminent monks and received high-level reception from the panda clan.

Although Chen Mo was kicked away, he did not suffer any serious injuries.

After all, he is now an ancient beast in human form. He can withstand beatings very well. He can take a kick from Zhuangzhuang without any problem.

After Chen Mo fell to the ground, he chose to use carp to get up like Panda Zhuangzhuang.

Zhuangzhuang was too fat, and the carp couldn't stand up when he was erect. Chen Mo was better, but he went too far, turned 180 degrees, and landed on his face like a dog chewing mud.

"Hahahaha, Ha Ban'er! Ha Ban'er" (Ha Ban'er: the traditional translation is "idiot", and the Internet slang translation is "silly X".)
Chen Mo staggered and finally stood up, taking on the drunken fist posture as expected.

"I hit!"

Before Zhuang Zhuang became a father, he would often go down the mountain to challenge young men from other alien beast tribes. The beast gave him the nickname "Tianzhu Mountain Double Flower Red Stick"!
He was very good at fighting.

Zhuang Zhuang saw through Chen Mo's boxing moves at a glance!
So Zhuangzhuang chose the most defensive method.

Putting his hands behind his head, showing an indifferent look, Chen Mo punched, then twisted his hips to the left, then punched again, and twisted his hips to the right.
This action is very similar to the "big pendulum" routine used by female anchors in the live broadcast industry in previous lives.

If Zhuang Zhuang went to the world of Chen Mo in his previous life to play live broadcast, he would definitely be top-notch!
This hip twisting posture should not be too standard.

Panda Zhuangzhuang said disdainfully:
"Young man, you still can't control yourself?"

The Great Elder Panda saw through it but did not say anything.

In the past 1000 years, when the panda clan received top human race experts, it was basically him and a few other elders who came forward. Therefore, only old guys like them understand that the human race, whose physique is much weaker than that of alien beasts, why Being able to become the leader of all races depends on your brains!

The human race has a unique way of practicing and fighting that has been inherited from ancient times. The human race calls it "martial arts"!
Martial arts are moves and gong is qi.

The true energy displayed by Chen Mo was quite impressive in the opinion of the Great Panda Elder, even better than the earth demon power used by pandas in the spirit demon realm.

The most difficult thing for the human race to deal with is "moves"!
Over the years, the panda clan has developed a lot of "martial arts" suitable for pandas through close contact with the human race and continuous learning, but these martial arts are naturally far less sophisticated than the human race itself.

Just like now, even though Chen Mo was drunk, his raised hand contained at least three levels of hidden power, so he could knock the panda Zhuangzhuang away with one punch before!
Panda Zhuangzhuang will definitely suffer a big loss if he underestimates the enemy like this.

I saw Chen Mo still singing:

"I feel low, and I feel high, and I stagger and refuse to pour. I know everything about wine!"

Chen Mo's fist suddenly changed, turning his fist into a palm, which just blocked the dodge route of Panda Zhuangzhuang's "big pendulum", and his palm touched Panda Zhuangzhuang's waist.

Before Panda Zhuangzhuang could react, Chen Mo exerted his strength and pushed with his palm, and Panda Zhuangzhuang began to spin in place uncontrollably, like a top.

"Yeah!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang refused to give in and stepped on the ground with his feet to make a deep hole to stop the rotation. Just as he was about to raise his hand, he remembered the great elder's instructions and had to retract his hand.

Chen Mo will not stop, he is very drunk now.

"In order to gain fame in the world, I never use a knife! I can carry this heavy burden on my shoulders!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang couldn’t help but complain:
"If you pick a hammer, your arm weighing a thousand pounds cannot be broken into five or six pieces?"

Chen Mo's palm moves seemed to be haphazard and mysterious. Panda Zhuangzhuang tried to dodge but couldn't. He was slapped twice immediately.

Although there were no internal injuries, he was still grimacing in pain.

"I don't cry out for injustice or beg for mercy. I am willing to bend to love and kindness. I am drunk and become an immortal. I am a true man!"

Chen Mo was still singing, pumping his hands while singing.

The fourth palm, the fifth palm.
Chen Mo's power gradually increased with his palm skills. The Great Panda Elder saw this and immediately said:
"Xiao Zhuang, do it! Fight him!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang: "Huh? With his small body, I'm afraid he will be torn apart!"

"Yi Jin Cleanses the Marrow, how can it fall apart so easily? Just listen to me! Beat!"

The Great Elder Panda's eyesight is really extraordinary. He saw that the tricks used by Chen Mo were extraordinary, a bit like the "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon"!
This kind of powerful and unrivaled palm technique requires a direct attack, so that the opponent can fight heartily, and it will also help to absorb the power of the medicine!
Panda Zhuangzhuang was worried about really hurting Chen Mo at first.

But when Chen Mo slapped No. 18, Zhuang Zhuang felt something was wrong!
Panda Zhuangzhuang immediately started fighting with Chen Mo with his claws!

Chen Mo was still at a disadvantage. Every time he faced off, Chen Mo had to step back.

No.19 Palm, Chen Mo stepped back two feet.

No. 20 palms, only one foot and six feet back.

No.20 One palm, one foot and two feet.

By the time he hit No. 20 with three palms, Chen Mo no longer had to step back. Instead, Panda Zhuangzhuang took a step back!
This made even the great panda elder look stunned:

"Aren't there only eighteen moves of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon? How come there are 23 moves? Could it be the "Twenty-eight Palms of Subduing the Dragon" passed down by the earliest Beggar Clan?"

Panda Zhuangzhuang has already stepped into the Mysterious Demon Realm with half of his feet. If placed in the human race, he would be at the level of Wang Chongyang and Baishu Taoist!
Moreover, the physical strength of the panda clan is far stronger than that of the human race at the same level!
But now, Chen Mo relied on the power of subduing the dragon with 23 stacked palms to forcefully overwhelm the panda Zhuangzhuang.

Strangely enough, Chen Mo's "Twenty-eight Dragon Subduing Palms" can only be said to have barely reached the level of mastery, not even a great achievement. It is impossible for him to use the 28 palm moves.

But now he not only uses the No. 20 three moves, but the superposition of dragon subduing power is so smooth!

"The elders in the tribe often warn that the top masters of the human race are not easy to mess with. The unique martial arts can exert several times the strength of the body. Now it seems that it is true!" Panda Zhuangzhuang also became cautious. If he loses to A young human being in the "early stage of the spirit demon realm", where can he put his reputation as a double-flowered red stick in Tianzhu Mountain?
Panda Zhuangzhuang stopped standing upright, put his two front paws on the ground, and bowed his back high.

Earth-colored "steam" visible to the naked eye began to emerge from the ground, gathering towards the panda Zhuangzhuang.

This is a unique method of using the demonic power of earth inherited from the panda clan. It can communicate with a land and use the power of the land to strengthen itself.

"Come on, fight again!"

Chen Mo hit No. 20 with four palms, but Panda Zhuangzhuang seemed to have cast a golden bell and remained motionless. On the contrary, Chen Mo was pushed back more than three feet by the backlash.

When Chen Mo was still singing in a daze:
"Don't call it crazy, crazy people are kind!"

No.20 Five Palms Out!

"Don't laugh at idiots, because infatuation is hard to find!"

No.20 comes out with six palms!

One palm is stronger than the other, more powerful than the other.

But the panda Zhuangzhuang stood on the spot like a needle that fixed the sea. Without the unparalleled power of the Monkey King, he would never be able to shake it!

Chen Mo grinned and almost couldn't open his eyes. However, he didn't hesitate for a moment and changed his moves with both hands:

"Don't be afraid of getting drunk. If you get drunk, the sky will be as high as the sea!"

As the song started, seven golden dragons jumped out from Chen Mo's body at once, each of which was two feet long!
Subduing a dragon does not mean destroying a dragon. Its ultimate essence is "to subjugate", to subdue the real dragon for one's own use.

Only when the Dragon Subduing Palm has reached its perfection can the power of subduing the dragon be condensed and the golden dragon can fight against the enemy!
In the past, Chen Mo could only see Qiao Feng emerge as a golden dragon after he exerted his power of subduing the dragon, but now he has finally become one!

This is Chen Mo's No. 20 Seven Palms, seven golden dragons. The dragon's roar echoed through the forest, rushing towards the panda Zhuangzhuang.

Boom.
The earth shook and the mountain shook, shaking Xiao Guolai, who was holding a basin of milk in front of the house and drinking non-stop, and turned over, and the milk spilled directly on his face.

"Mom, let me have a lot of milk!"

The dark circles under the panda elder’s eyes seemed to be getting bigger:
"Ouch! What a terrifying palm power!"

The demonic power around the panda Zhuangzhuang collapsed, and his body shrank into a ball and rolled back, crushing countless bamboos along the way.

But not long after rolling, the panda's strong figure stopped.

It was the Great Elder who took action and blocked Panda Zhuangzhuang.

"Great Elder, hehe"

"My Qing Ling Bamboo was crushed by you! I can't even withstand the early stage of the human race's spirit monster realm, and you still have a double red stick, bah!"

After Chen Mo slapped No. 20 seven times, he saw the panda Zhuang Zhuang rolling far away, pointed at Zhuang Zhuang, laughed, and continued to sing:

"You're crazy, you're crazy, you're drunk, you're still young, good, good wine, hiccup"

Chen Mo burped, closed his eyes, fell back, hit the ground, threw his arms around, and fell asleep.

The great panda elder shook his head:
"Alas, the human race. Although the human race is short-lived, its inheritance is prosperous from generation to generation. We respect you, and you always have the confidence to respect us. The old dragon in the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations in the South China Sea always wants to capture Kyushu, and he really wants to come. , I’m afraid even the top experts of the human race could pull out all his dragon tendons!”

Panda Zhuangzhuang stood up and walked back to the house with the elder panda. He saw Xiao Guolai still holding the basin and licking the remaining milk on the basin, still whimpering:

"Well, I'll give you a lot of milk."

Panda Zhuangzhuang’s backhand is like a brain scoop:

"I treat your second father like a bastard! Your father has been beaten and you still think about it!"

The Great Elder Panda’s backhand is like a brain scoop:

"I beat your second father for being a bastard! Are you the one who educates children? Why don't you shovel the cover?" (shovel: fan, shovel cover: slap the back of the head)

Panda Zhuangzhuang was beaten so hard that his neck almost disappeared:

"Great Elder, you teach me to shovel lids, right?"

The Great Panda Elder: "Don't bother me, take Xiao Shen and Little Fox back to the guest room and let them have a good sleep."

"Oh, good!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang touched the back of his head, and as soon as he took two steps forward, he saw a faint white light suddenly emitting from Chenghuang's body. When the white light dissipated, a graceful woman wearing white velvet appeared.

Panda Zhuangzhuang: "Wow! The little fox has become a spirit!"

"Yeah!"

The Great Panda Elder was even more surprised than Panda Zhuangzhuang. He ran to Chenghuang and walked around, and even got closer and sniffed:
"Oh duck, I've really become a sperm! I've lived for 800 years and I haven't become a sperm yet!"

The theory of "becoming a spirit" is spread among all races in the world, including the human race.

As for the explanation of "becoming a spirit", it is the same among all races.

Transforming a strange beast into a human is called "becoming a spirit"!
As we all know, man is the spirit of heaven and earth.

Heaven and earth have given people extraordinary wisdom and creativity, but also many shackles.

Humans are not as fertile as rabbits and mice, and it is relatively difficult to reproduce.

They also don’t have the physical strength of powerful creatures like tigers and leopards.

But people rely on wisdom to develop their bodies to a rather terrifying level. They rely on their meridian system, internal organs, and even their understanding of heaven and earth to create their own unique cultivation method:
Kung Fu!

It is extremely difficult for an ordinary creature to become a strange beast. There may not be even one strange beast among a thousand tigers.

And relying on Kung Fu, theoretically, a thousand ordinary people can become a thousand martial arts practitioners!

The unique cultivation method of the human race allows the human race to use several years and decades to reach the state that the alien beasts can reach in hundreds of years.

Take the Great Elder for example. It took him 800 years to cultivate to the Mysterious Demon Realm (Shenxuan Realm), and another 900 years to reach the peak of the Xuan Demon Realm.

When an alien beast transforms into a human, it not only retains everything originally possessed by the alien bloodline, but after transforming into a human, it can also use human cultivation methods to achieve a cultivation speed that is comparable to or even faster than that of the human race!

When the ancient times were coming to an end, the ancient ancestors of all kinds of creatures saw the destiny of the human race, so they left behind the method of "becoming a spirit", hidden in the blood inheritance.

There were many wars in ancient times, from dragons and phoenixes to wars of all races. Spiritual beasts were active on the battlefield. They were young, powerful, and full of vitality. Their future was limitless.
But since the decline of all races and the rise of the human race, it has become difficult to see the spirit.

Even for hundreds of years, it is rare to see a strange beast become a spirit.

The great elder has been talking about it for most of his life, and most of his body is about to be buried, but he still has not found the way to spirituality in his bloodline.

Now, it saw with its own eyes that a not-too-old Chenghuang became a spirit!

Panda Zhuangzhuang walked to the great elder, his nose suddenly moved, and he said doubtfully:
"Eh? Great Elder, what does it taste like? Why is it so sour?"

"I'm so sore! Why don't we send these two to the bridal chamber!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang: "Cave, bridal chamber? Isn't this appropriate?"

Elder Panda: "What nonsense are you talking about? As long as these two don't die, they will definitely be the absolute leaders among the thousands of creatures in Kyushu in the future. Isn't our highest-standard guest room in the cave? If not called a bridal chamber, what is it called? A latrine?"

Panda Zhuangzhuang muttered: "I thought you wanted them to get married. It seems that the transformed beasts can have cubs with humans."

The eyes of the Great Panda Elder grew colder. Panda Zhuangzhuang quickly shut up, grabbed a person with one hand, threw him on his back, and headed towards the bridal chamber.
He ran towards the guest room built in the cave.

"Oh, I've become a spirit. Even if my old bones become a spirit, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold my head up. Otherwise, I have to go and see the legendary Nuanxiang Pavilion in the human race. What kind of place where monsters gather!"

The elder panda shook his head and walked back to the house door. He happened to see the cub Xiao Guolai chewing bamboo shoots.

It's just that the color of the bamboo shoots is a bit wrong, it's golden.

The great panda elder wailed:
"Ah! I have 1000 purple-gold bamboo shoots that are two hundred years old! Xiao Guolai!"

As the sun sets and the moon rises, Chen Mo, who was sleeping soundly, said unconsciously:

"Water, thirsty."

Chen Mo turned sideways and put his hands aside.

Something's wrong, this model.
This doesn't feel right!

Not Yan Sanniang, nor You Ruo!
Chen Mo opened his eyes in a daze, and with the sunlight shining in from the hole, he could see the face of the woman next to him clearly.

Beautiful, really beautiful, especially the mouth, which is pink and moist.

A face that completely conforms to Chen Mo's aesthetics.

In other words, even if it is a pig, it will make you laugh a little when you look at this human face!

He didn't need many words to describe it. Chen Mo pinched it a few times almost subconsciously.

Then he quickly sat up cross-legged and clasped his hands:
"Amitabha Amitabha, form is emptiness, emptiness is form."

Although Chen Mo knows very well that he is an old pervert, he also has principles!

If the other party is his natural meal, Yan Sanniang or Youruo, then Chen Mo will definitely use the Shaolin stick technique to serve him.

But if you don't know the other person, that's a different story.

A casual and frivolous girl whom I don't know at all, unless she spent money at Nuanxiang Pavilion, is there any difference between this behavior and that of an animal?
Chen Mo's movement made the woman wake up from her sleep. She looked at Chen Mo with her breathtaking peach blossom eyes and opened her mouth to say:
"Owner!"

Chen Mo: "."

(End of this chapter)