Mixed Martial Arts: I am achieving great results in Shaolin

Chapter 219: Luxurious fragrance and fruity results!

As an emperor, I will inevitably have to deal with Xia Yaoge in the future. She is a beauty after all. As a man, you have to save face. Xia Yaoge has handed over all the words. Doesn't this make Xia Yaoge gain some experience?
Chen Mo clinked the two teacups. The quality of the teacups was quite good and the sound was very clear.

"I don't know how to play the flute, so I can only play some rhythm."

Zhang Sanfeng was also curious, what kind of music did the young monk listen to?
"cough cough"

Chen Mo cleared his throat and tried to touch the tea cup.

As the sound of ding ding ding sounded, Chen Mo also sang in time:

"On the Luoji River, there are cliffs and cliffs. Weining Caohai and buckwheat flowers are in full bloom. Who hangs the moon in the sky and shines it so that the words you want to say flow into the sea."

Chen Mo loved singing when he was in school in his previous life. In junior high school and high school, for six years, he had to perform on stage at the school's annual New Year's Day party.

This also led to the fact that although Chen Mo had not systematically studied music, he had laid a pretty good foundation.

The skills he learned as a student were perfectly used by Chen Mo in his work.

When he went to the nightclub with the big boss of his cooperative company, Chen Mo screamed twice, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Then he said that if his voice became hoarse during singing, he should go out for a breather and relax, leaving time and space to the big boss and the "little sister" who "accompanied" the singing. The probability of signing this contract would be high!
Now, Chen Mo deliberately lowered his voice and sang softly, setting the stage for the following chorus to create a contrast.

Zhang Sanfeng and Xia Yaoge both listened carefully, and felt that the words seemed a bit interesting. Two verses with poetic rhyme would be followed by two sentences in vernacular, but it seemed that there was nothing wrong with them.

As for the tune, it seems a bit bland.

At this moment, Chen Mo's voice suddenly rose an octave higher:
"Wumeng Mountain is connected to the mountains outside the mountain. The moonlight shines on the Xiangshui Beach. Can anyone tell me? But the sky is calling you. A mountain crosses a river. Thousands of mountains and rivers will never be lonely. You are here to spend your time. It is said that a cuckoo will not fall even if it is hundreds of miles away.”

Chen Mo raised his head and went two octaves higher:

"Hey cough cough cough."

Yes, it didn’t go any higher.

Xia Yaoge was ready to applaud Chen Mo to set the rhythm, but Chen Mo suddenly came out like this.

"You, you are here."

Xia Yaoge wanted to laugh, but she wanted to hold back, so her face kept twitching, and then she held it until tears rolled down her cheeks, and her shoulders kept shaking.

Chen Mo said angrily:

"You can laugh if you want, my dear, don't be tired if you bear it."

"I'm sorry, Master Shen Yuan, I really couldn't hold it back, hahaha."

Zhang Sanfeng asked:
"Little friend Shen Yuan, what's the name of this song?"

Chen Mo: "Mrs. Shexiang."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Mrs. Xishexiang? Was this song written for this person?"

Chen Mo roughly adapted the story of Mrs. Shexiang and told it to Zhang Sanfeng and Xia Yaoge.

A female official is a good performer, and she looks up to the sky thousands of miles away.Participate in politics, be courteous to virtuous scholars, and fold a piece of paper with your heart.

Musk surrendered and won a hundred thousand soldiers.

Xia Yaoge sighed:

"I never thought that there would be such a heroic woman in ancient times. I have never heard of this person from history."

Chen Mo: "Kiuzhou is too big and there are many capable people. Not everyone can leave a good story in history."

Xia Yaoge: "Master Shen Yuan, I have an unkind request. Can you teach me this song?"

Chen Mo: "If the empress wants to learn, the young monk is naturally willing to teach."

This song "Lady Luxury Fragrance" was originally the work of the former square dance god "Phoenix Legend". Chen Mo didn't mean to pretend to be original. He simply said that this song was one of the masterpieces of the two legendary partners in the singing world.

The music of the Kyushu world is similar to the music of various places in ancient China in the previous life, and what Chen Mo sings is the modern pop music of the previous life. There is a big difference between the two. Xia Yaoge has never been exposed to it, and this directly opens the door to a new world.

Xia Yaoge is quite talented in rhythm. Chen Mo only sang it once before, but Xia Yaoge had already memorized [-]% of it. After comparing it with Chen Mo, he could sing it together immediately.

This song is meant to be sung by a man and a woman, and it is complete when the two of them sing together.

Xia Yaoge said curiously:

"Master Shen Yuan, are there any other songs?"

Chen Mo: "Have you ever heard of Kun Qu?"

Xia Yaoge was stunned: "I've heard of it. It originated from the Kunshan dialect in the southeastern area of ​​​​Yangzhou."

"It's not that Kun, let me try my voice for you!"

Chen Mo covered his crotch with his left hand and waved his right hand around in a serious manner:

"A guinea, cup of wine, drink!"

Xia Yaoge: "."

Zhang Sanfeng spit out the kumquat lemon tea he drank on the spot.

Chen Mo actually asked seriously:
"Does it sound good?"

Xia Yaoge frowned and tapped Chen Mo's shoulder with his finger:

"Don't make trouble, be serious, I want to listen to music."

Chen Mo was helpless: "Okay, I'll give you another song called "Fireworks Are Easy to Cold".

Half a day later, outside Dihuang City, in the mountains and forests.

"Okay, Ah Lian, it should be safe here, come out."

After Chen Mo entered the Imperial City, he asked Chenghuang to hide in the clouds.

Therefore, Chen Mo did not stay on Huangfeng Mountain for too long, and left Dihuang City casually looking for an excuse.

As the emperor's servant, Chen Mo had absolute freedom, but Chen Mo also promised Emperor Qi that he would not leave Yuzhou for the time being. Maybe Emperor Qi would need his help in the next few days.

There were ripples in front of Chen Mo's eyes, and he walked out in yellow.

Chen Mo immediately took out the Green Spirit Xuan Crystal that Emperor Qi had given him before from the Sumeru Pearl:
"Ah Lian, can you use this thing?"

"Spirit crystal? How come you have this thing?"

Chen Mo: "I became the emperor, and Emperor Qi promised to give me a treasure as a gift, so I asked Emperor Qi what can be used by the alien beasts."

Chenghuang looked at Chen Mo:

"The gift given by the Great Xia Sage should be priceless. Why do you choose something for me?"

Chen Mo: "Ah? Do you need any more reason? It's not very good for you, and I don't need anything in particular. On the contrary, you, as an ancient beast, are being chased and beaten by Qiongqi. I'll see you next time." Qiongqi, it’s in the Mysterious Demon Realm, and you’re still in the Spirit Demon Realm, so how do you get back in the game?”

Cheng Huang thought about it for a long time:

"Thank you master."

"Hey!"

Chen Mo likes to let Chenghuang say nice things voluntarily. This is the usual mentality of pet owners.

The Green Spirit Xuan Crystal, which is what Chenghuang calls the "Spirit Crystal", contains the "spiritual energy" that can only be absorbed by strange beasts.

Only a place with strong aura of heaven and earth can be conceived through natural coincidence.

So it is particularly precious.

The spiritual vein in Lingyun Cave is a pure spiritual crystal vein.

In the past, Chen Mo didn't understand why the mysterious master in Yanzhou had to build Lingyun Grotto.

But now, Chen Mo may have guessed some clues.

For alien beasts, a piece of spiritual crystal as big as a fist can be regarded as a great tonic.

And if it were an entire spiritual vein, it would be a treasure for any strange beast!
If this spiritual vein is known to the strange beasts hiding in Kyushu,
Kyushu is too big, and although the human race is powerful, there are still many tyrannical ethnic groups that are multiplying and even growing.

If some ancient beasts greedy for spiritual veins directly launch a beast wave, it will be no different from a "natural disaster" to the people of Yanzhou.

Even if there are people in the devil's path, they can figure out how to collapse the spiritual veins.
Reiki is the most deadly poison to people!
Even Chen Mo couldn't withstand the impact of spiritual energy, let alone ordinary people?
When the air for thousands of miles around Lingyun Cave is filled with spiritual energy, can the people in such a large area still survive?
Lingyun Grotto was used by that ancient strange man to suppress the fate of the human race in Yanzhou. Now it seems that it does not mean that without Lingyun Grotto, the fate of the human race in Yanzhou would have plummeted.

But if the spiritual veins are not covered up, the human race in Yanzhou will never have peace!

That ancient strange man cooperated with the Qilin clan must be for this reason.

The relationship between the Qilin clan and the human race is quite good. Although humans are actually in Qilin's "recipe", up to now, according to all historical records, Qilin has only eaten "evil people".

Like "Ah Huo" at Lingyun Grotto, he was stupid and wanted to go out to beat the teeth for sacrifice. Because his whole body was on fire, everything he went was burned, so he became a "ferocious beast" in the people's mouth.

Chen Mo: "Look, how do you use this thing?"

Chenghuang didn't hesitate, and directly cut the millstone-sized green spirit crystal into several pieces with his sharp claws:

"Master, help me put it away first."

Chen Mo: "Why don't you find a place to absorb this thing now?"

Chenghuang: "There's no rush. I'm afraid you're here not only to bring me the spiritual crystals, but also to go to the purple bamboo forest again, right? If it weren't for me, you might not be a match for the iron-eating beast."

Chen Mo extended his thumb:

"A fox is a fox, he can really see into people's hearts."

Chenghuang rolled his eyes at Chen Mo and said, "Come up, I'll carry you."

"Got it!"

Two days later, in the purple bamboo forest deep in the mountains north of Tianshu City, a stupid giant panda was holding a purple bamboo shoot in his left hand and a larger purple bamboo shoot in his right hand. He bit it off with a click and opened his mouth. Hey, he eats non-stop.

Chen Mo and Chenghuang suddenly fell from the sky. The giant panda was so frightened that it dropped all the bamboo shoots and rolled its chubby body backwards.

"Hey, it's really here!"

Chen Mo stepped forward and helped the giant panda up.

"Hmm! Mmm!"

The giant panda seemed to blame Chen Mo for scaring it, staring at its feet.

Fortunately, this kick was not aimed at Chen Mo, otherwise, Chen Mo would have had to fly far away.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, it's my fault, I apologize to you, I apologize to you."

With that said, Chen Mo took out the purple golden bamboo shoots he got from the Sumeru Pearl last time he came to the Purple Bamboo Forest.

"Little friend, I'll give this to you as an apology, okay?"

Chenghuang reminded helplessly:
"Master, I haven't spoken in a different language yet, so it can't understand what you are saying."

Chen Mo: "Then you should use it quickly!"

Chenghuang rubbed all over Chen Mo again, attaching the demonic power and hair to Chen Mo's body.

The giant panda also spoke at this time, and Chen Mo could understand the meaning now:

"Bamboo shoots, golden bamboo shoots!"

Chen Mo's smile reached behind his ears.This familiar Sichuan and Chongqing accent
We must abduct this giant panda!

It looks harmless to humans and animals, but in fact it is extremely powerful and extremely powerful. With this giant panda and Chenghuang teaming up, Chen Mo doesn't even need to take action next time he encounters Xie Aotian and Qiongqi.
Chen Mo took out an empty basin and a wine jar from the Sumeru Bead.

This wine jar is made of frozen soil, and the temperature is extremely low, making it an excellent vessel for preserving fresh food.

This wine jar does not contain wine, but fresh milk.

Chen Mo opened the wine jar and poured it into the iron basin.

The giant panda was so excited that he clapped his hands and even threw the purple and golden bamboo shoots aside:

"Pots of milk! Pots of milk!"

Just after two pats, the giant panda suddenly shrank its head, fluttered its four legs, and disappeared in a flash.

Before Chen Mo could figure out why, Chenghuang suddenly said in horror:
"Master, go quickly! Go quickly!"

Chenghuang pounced directly on him, rolled Chen Mo onto his back with his tail, and jumped out with a kick of his legs.

"Damn, it's too late!"

Cheng Huang found a fairly large rock and ducked behind it to hide.

Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
There was a dull sound in my ears, and the ground trembled slightly under my feet.

It seemed to be some giant beast, stamping hard on the ground with its feet.

The sound was getting closer and closer. Chen Mo did not dare to say anything. He tried to slow down his breathing and looked through the gaps between the stones.

giant panda!
Another giant panda!

But the size of this giant panda.
Almost like an elephant.

It grinned, revealing its sharp fangs, stretched out its two front paws, and looked up to the sky and roared:

"Mmm!"

Chen Mo: "."

There was nothing we could do about it, even though this giant panda showed up in a ferocious array, if there were some sounds like dragons roaring and tigers roaring, or at least some wolves howling, it would be particularly scary to hear.

But the panda's cry is just like that, not loud at all.

Chen Mo almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but at this moment, even if he choked to death, he couldn't make a sound.

The small iron-eating beast from before was already quite ridiculously powerful.

And this large iron-eating beast is very likely, very likely, nine times out of ten, to be a great demon of the Mysterious Demon Realm whose combat power is comparable to that of the Divine Xuan Realm!

Otherwise, Chenghuang wouldn't have told Chen Mo to run away.

Chen Mo continued to observe, and this iron-eating beast, which could rival an elephant in size, actually stood up, put its two front paws on its hips, and shouted loudly.

Thanks to the "different language communication", Chen Mo understood clearly what the iron-eating beast said:

"Guo Lai! Guo Lai! What a bastard, where did you cut it for me? If I find you today, your head will be smashed!"

This large iron-eating beast actually spoke in Sichuan and Chongqing dialect!

Chen Mo was determined:

"This iron-eating beast is obviously calling the small iron-eating beast to come over! My dear, are the parents here to catch the naughty children?"

The large iron-eating beast looked around, but still found no trace of the small iron-eating beast, but she found pots of milk on the ground!

Chen Mo had put the basin on the ground to pour milk, but Cheng Huang swept him away with his tail, and he had no chance to clean up the scene.

"Yo! Plenty of milk! Okay, so why don't you drink it by yourself behind my back!" (PS: Translated, this means drinking it alone behind my back.)
The large iron-eating beast walked to the basin of milk and shouted again:
"It's a shame! If you don't get out of Shudaoshan, I will suck all the milk out of you, and I won't even leave any of it for you! One! Two!"

"Uh-huh, daddy, daddy, don't give me your milk."

After being threatened, the little iron beast finally broke its guard and ran out.

Then the large iron-eating beast rushed forward with fists clenched.
"Let you run! Let you run around! Your mother is almost dying of anxiety, do you know? What a big baby, Tiantian Dou knows kei! Kei! Kei! I let you kei!" (PS: kei, which means "eat" ", in the Sichuan and Chongqing dialect, the synonymous spoken word is: "通", Tongfan = eating.)
The large iron-eating beast manipulated the small iron-eating beast in various ways, as if playing diabolo, and threatened:

"Hey! Where did you get the milk? Is there any more?"

The little iron-eating beast cried in fright:
"Baa De Lao, Baa De Lao, really Baa De Lao!" (Baa De Lao: No more.)
Chen Mo was really dumbfounded by these two living treasures, one big and one small.

"Hey! Where did the milk come from! If you don't tell me about your underwear, I'll spank your ass into three halves!"

Chen Mo's heart trembled.

To suffer!

This little iron-eating beast was not familiar with him, so he was definitely capable of selling out his teammates.

If this large iron-eating beast was offended, Chen Mo would probably be unable to eat and carry it around.

"No, it's a nest, it's a nest!"

Chen Mo really didn't expect that the little iron beast would be so generous. He would rather get his butt swollen than betray his teammates.

"Hey, Ge, you are still messing around with me. Do you think I won't know if you don't tell me?"

The large iron-eating beast caught the small iron-eating beast and jumped up.

The next moment, he landed in front of Chen Mo.

Rumble!
The behemoth hit the ground and the ground cracked. The large iron-eating beast stared at Chen Mo with its eyes surrounded by black circles:

"You're the one who feeds my baby, right?"

The corner of Chen Mo's mouth twitched, while Cheng Huang had already used the world to hide his shame.

Chenghuang's voice sounded in Chen Mo's ears:

"Master, the iron-eating beasts cannot fly. You jump into the sky and I will pick you up!"

Chen Mo understood that the current situation was very dangerous, and he had to find a way to divert the attention of the large iron-eating beast in order to escape smoothly.

A smile appeared on Chen Mo's lips:
"I saw that the panda was so good, so I brought him some milk."

The large iron-eating beast was so frightened that it backed away:

"Ya'er? Do you know that our real name is Panda'er? Hey, do you know how to speak our clan's language?"

Chen Mo was born and raised in Chongqing in his previous life. Can’t you believe that he can pick up the Sichuan and Chongqing dialects at his fingertips?

But the Kyushu world has already unified the writing and pronunciation of speech, and no one would say such a thing at all.

Chen Mo: "I rescued an old panda before, and he taught me this."

The big ferocious iron-eating beast was even more shocked:
"Old Panda? What's his name?"

Chen Mo: "I don't know. I was still young at the time. I lived in the village and often went to the mountains to cut firewood. I met that old panda."

Chen Mo made up the lie without blushing, and quickly described clearly the strange encounter he had with a certain old panda who had no reason to exist.

"It's strange that you can speak the language of our clan. Hey, brother, I'm sorry, I just teased you." (Hey: bluffing)

The large iron-eating beast was very enthusiastic and wanted to pat Chen Mo's shoulder with his hand, but he was afraid that Chen Mo, with his thin arms and legs, would fall apart if he patted him, so he had no choice but to stop.

But the large iron-eating beast really had no intention of attacking Chen Mo again. It held the small iron-eating beast in its arms and looked at him like this.

Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief.

Chenghuang was also hiding behind Chen Mo. Whenever there was any danger, she had to take Chen Mo away as soon as possible.

However, Chenghuang's ability to "hide shame in the world" is really brilliant. The large iron-eating beast in front of him has already reached the Mysterious Demon Realm, and he still can't see through Chenghuang's disguise.

"Hey, since you are a little baby that has been taken care of by the elders of the clan, I will definitely tie it up for you! My baby is a bit naughty and will definitely cause you some trouble."

Chen Mo quickly waved his hand: "It's not in the way, it's not in the way. Seeing how friendly the little doll is reminds me of the old panda when I was a child."

The large iron-eating beast put the small iron-eating beast down and said in a deep voice:

"Since it was given by a brother, go ahead and remember to lick your mouth clean!"

"Thank you dad!"

"Don't thank me, thank your uncle!"

"Thank you little uncle!"

The little iron-eating beast immediately ran towards the pot of milk.

After the small iron-eating beast walked away, the large iron-eating beast asked softly:

"Hey, brother, do you still have a basin of milk? Give me a couple of mouthfuls. I haven't had one in several years. I think so!"

"Uh, yes!"

Chen Mo was very happy and immediately took out a jar of milk.

The large iron-eating beast was also wary of the small iron-eating beast. Seeing the small iron-eating beast drinking seriously, it quickly opened the lid and started drinking.

"Oh, Bashi!"

The large iron-eating beast quickly drank all the milk in the jar, and then said:
"Brother, what's your name?"

Chen Mo: "Little monk, be careful!"

The large iron-eating beast patted its chest:

"My name is Zhuangzhuang, and my baby's name is Guolai."

Chen Mo smiled: "Is it really just Guolai?"

Panda Zhuangzhuang said helplessly:
"My mother got it for me. She calls it smoothly."

Chen Mo asked curiously: "Hey, Brother Zhuangzhuang, what is going on with your panda clan? There is no record of you in our human race, and you are so strong!"

"Hey, this is a long story. I'm not very clear about some things. In short, in the past few thousand years, our panda clan has lived in our own small place. Only foreigners recognized by us can visit our clan as guests. "

Panda Zhuangzhuang: "Hey, speaking of which, brother, do you want to come back to the tribe with us? Maybe you can meet the old man you mentioned!"

Chen Mo: "Uh, this"

Panda Zhuangzhuang seemed to have guessed something and said dissatisfied:
"Claw? You don't believe me, are you afraid that I will eat you?"

Chen Mo: "Oh, that's not true. If the mountains are high and the roads are far away, I'm afraid the young monk won't have that much time."

"It's not far, it's not far. If it's too far, Guolai won't come here. Mr. Ge is very greedy for this little melon! If you don't eat the Qingling Bamboo with strong aura in the clan, it's okay to come out to eat it." The purple bamboo used for eggs, alas.”

"Master, the panda clan is kind-hearted by nature, and has rarely had conflicts with other clans since ancient times. If master gets Zhuang Zhuang's favor, then the panda clan can go!"

After Chenghuang's reminder, Chen Mo felt relieved.

"Okay then, I'll just go with Brother Zhuangzhuang!"

"Hey, I want it! It's so refreshing!"

Panda Zhuangzhuang stood up and shouted:

"Guolai! Guolai! Come here quickly! We want to go back to Chelao!"

(End of this chapter)