What's wrong with a lord daddy who just wants to draw cards?

Chapter 132-131- "On Postpartum Care of Pigeons"

"Wow~" Afu, who is already 18 years old, couldn't help but exclaimed when she saw Domi in the form of Barsaka.

By the way, is it normal for an 11-year-old boy to have such a figure?

And what is that tattoo? It’s so cool, right?
"That's because the young master has been strict with himself since he was a child and received high-intensity training, so he has reached his current level."

"Um... I'd like to ask, where are you from?"

"If that's true, then the young master doesn't have to wear a mask all day long." 47 said calmly.

"Yes, haha... haha." Afu smiled awkwardly.

the other side.

Duomi took a step, which was obviously an ordinary step without any forward movement, but it had huge explosive power, bringing him to the front of Touer in an instant.

In the flash of lightning, the two seemed to see each other's smiles as if they were rivals, even though the child was wearing a dove head.

If you had to use something to describe Domi’s fist, the shill would say without hesitation:

"Throwing tiles, being sharp, and not being sloppy at all! Is this the true side of you, young man, hidden under your archer skin!"

"Thank you for the compliment!"

"Also, I have never admitted that I am just a simple archer."

After saying that, Domi teleported to the back of Touer with a hound step, and used his fists to hit the dead spots behind him.

There was just a ping-ping-pong-pong sound, and most of the rain-like fists were blocked by his axe, and few of them landed on him.

Duomi has now discovered that every time Tuoer moves the axe, the magic of the wind will be attached to speed up the speed of moving the axe.

In this way, we can return to defense in time during every sneak attack.

In addition, this pigeon-headed combat intuition is also terrifyingly sharp.

If someone else had used wind magic to speed up, not to mention accurately blocking the attack, it would be a blessing not to be in a hurry.

Under the crossed and resisting double axes, there are the deep dove eyes of Tuoer:

"If there are any other means, it's better to use them quickly. If this is the case, there is no way to determine the outcome."

"I'll tell you the same thing!"

Duomi took the initiative to separate the distance, and then pressed his hand on the ground. The raised earth pillar immediately sent him into the air, giving him an absolute advantage in vision.

Then he stretched out his hand and pressed down, and sharp ice crystal thorns rained down on Tuoer's forehead.

He was naturally able to dodge this attack easily, but just when he was about to move, the ground under his feet suddenly became extremely sticky, and he sank a little.

But this is not over yet, these are just the appetizers in the bombardment of Domi's unstoppable chanting and elementary magic combos.

I saw a wall of earth rising around the swamp to surround Tou'er, and ice spikes mixed with tiny water needles in mid-air fell on Tou'er's head like a downpour.

The sound of pinging bells echoed within the circular earth wall.

The lightning in Tou'er's body exploded, smashing all the flying objects into mid-air one by one with thunder, making it impossible to get even half a step closer to him.

At the same time, he discovered that several vines without thorns had grown out of the quagmire at his feet, tightly entangled his ankles, and kept touching upwards.

Even he felt it was a bit tricky now: "While using high-frequency attacks to make me unable to do anything, I also continued to strengthen my control. You are indeed a fool!"

"But, I'm not that easy to deal with!"

There was a sharp thunder from inside the earthen wall, and the purple flash directly broke through the layers of barriers, but fell into the trap carefully designed by Duomi.

"Haha, motor!" He shouted excitedly after rushing out, completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.

He saw a fireball thrown from Duomi's direction. He easily dodged such a straightforward fireball with just one step.

"Young man, you are still too young."

But at this moment, another more powerful fireball blasted from the ground towards him, who thought there was no follow-up, and directly took full damage.

The pigeon's headgear also caught fire in a rare event, and the nurse quickly put it out.

Compared to the extent of his injuries, he actually prioritized protecting his headgear?

Duomi looked carefully and saw that even though Tou'er had eaten a full fireball, he didn't suffer much damage, and the health bar on his head didn't move much.

Although the damage was scratched, his tactics were still successful.

"How is this going?!"

The pigeon's eyeballs, which showed his wisdom, were full of doubts.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully."

"Relying on the particularity of my shadow ability, the first fireball is fake. When it hits you, a shadow will appear below. The real fireball is actually shot from the shadow. The main thing is an imagination. force."

"I see, no wonder it came out from underneath... I really belong to you, young man!"

"In that case, I have to show some real skills!"

Purple thunder wrapped around the double axes, as if it was charging up.

After aiming at Domi, Thor directly threw the one in his right hand towards him and started running at the same time.

When the flying ax was halfway rotated, a suffocation operation that Domi had never expected occurred!

Tou'er actually threw the ax in his left hand again.

The two rotating axes collided directly with each other. At the moment of the collision, all the thunder contained in them spurted out and turned into a wave of light, directly knocking Duomi into the river.

There was a pop, crisp and loud.

At this time, Tuo'er relied on the wind and thunder to accelerate, picked up two axes flying in mid-air on the way, jumped up high, and then struck Duomi in the river together!

Whoa!

The water splashed directly up to a height of more than ten meters!It was as if a depth charge exploded in it!

"Little Lord!"

"Mr. Death Omen!"

The two people watching the battle never thought that this jumping chop would have such amazing power.

Is this... an A-level battle? !

However, the two people who had sunk to the bottom of the river could not hear the shouts from above.

Where the water flow was turbulent, Duomi actually caught the double axes struck by Tuoer with both hands!
While Touer was a little doubtful about life, Domi was also grinning in pain because his back hit the river bed.

Child care: "Gulu, gulu, gulu..." (I have a hand~)

Domi: "Wow wow wow wow..." (To each other.)
"Guluwala, guluwala!" (Let's show off!)

Rivers are where water magic is most abundant.

Under Duomi's summons, countless water magic powers gathered into a Chinese-style water dragon, which was born from the depths of the whirlpool and charged towards him with its huge mouth and fangs open!

The lightning magic power all over his body poured out, and purple arcs even filled the surface of the river.

The next time they met, the two of them were directly knocked into the air by a water dragon with an electric arc!

Places with abundant water magic power are always Domi's home field. Although the thunder element can restrain the water element, if Domi also has the thunder element, its power will be weakened too much.In the shocked eyes of 47 and Afu, Duomi stood proudly on top of the water dragon, using ice crystals as a long bow and water as an arrow, aiming at the mid-air Touer, and shooting out an arrow after drawing it full!
"竜が我が enemy を喰らう!! (ryu ga waga enemy wa kurau!)"

The water dragon roared and flew towards Tou'er along with the arrows, and then splashed small water splashes on the soles of his feet, tickling him so much that he screamed.

Then he fell into the river with a plop like Domi.

The two people looked at each other again and laughed happily.

This warm-up competition ended here, and the results were pretty good.

After landing, two spectators brought towels.

Naturally, Duomi had 47 help wipe it.

Although he can use magic to dry it directly, but with the cute 47 helping him wipe it, why not do it.

Seeing that Duomi was being served by a girl, the child care provider inevitably became sour and quickly said coquettishly to the tough guy Afu:
"Afufu, I also want you to wipe it for me~"

"Hey, that's disgusting." She threw the towel directly to the child, rubbed her arms tremblingly, and left, as if she was disgusted.

If Afu had come into contact with the culture of his previous life, he would definitely summon an elongated watermelon stick with a pair of big eyes and a sausage mouth on it at this moment, and shout:

"Who in my family understands that I was asked to wipe my body by a wretched uncle? How disgusting, shrimp-headed man."

He was very disappointed and looked at Domi quite aggrievedly.

"Young man, I thought that the bond between me and the team members was already very deep, but...but, I never expected that she wouldn't even help me wipe it...wuwuwu!"

Duomi also said helplessly: "Just be satisfied if someone brings you a towel."

"47 works part-time as my little maid, that's why you help me wipe my body. Let's put it this way. What do you mean to Afu? Are you a pigeon spirit?"

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Under such heart-wrenching words, Tuoer burst into tears, and the macho man burst into tears on the spot.

Seeing that he was so pitiful and lonely, Duomi gave him a small drying and moisturizing package, which was considered as fulfilling his social responsibility to care for the empty nester.

"You'd better be nice to me, young man!"

"Go away, didn't you see that 47 was scared away by you?"

The friendly discussion came to an end. On the way to find a restaurant for lunch, Thor recalled the battle just now and curiously asked:

"Young man, are you learning every kind of magic? Why do you feel like you know everything? You are so proficient that you don't even have to chant a spell."

"It's not that powerful. Except for the shadow system and the necromantic system, I only learned some basic magic in other magic systems."

"I spent four years in the library. Don't underestimate scholars!"

"Damn it, scholars are really scary..."

"It makes me want to put more ink into my brain. Are there any books you can recommend that I can read?"

After thinking for a while, Duomi said seriously: "On the postpartum care of pigeons, I think you will gain a lot after learning it."

Everyone burst into laughter, except for the caretaker who looked thoughtful.

It wasn't that Duomi deliberately tricked him. When he was studying various creatures, he actually saw such a book, which shocked the young him.

After lunch, Tuoer actually ran to the local bookstore. He grabbed the clerk's shoulder as soon as he entered the door, with an inexplicable fanaticism in his eyes:
“On the postpartum care of pigeons, where is it?!”

"what…………"

Being fucked by a muscular hunk...

The shop assistant's eyes seemed to have turned into rolling poached eggs, her legs could not stop shaking, and she felt like she was about to lose control.

It was then that the child realized how rude his actions were and apologized quickly.

"Um...it's okay, customer." The clerk lifted her loose glasses and put on a professional smile: "On the Postpartum Care of Pigeons? That's an animal book. Please follow me. Ba~"

The store clerk searched for it for a long time, and finally found it. It was quite a thick book.

She was still a little confused. Pigeons were not very complicated birds, so why could there be so much written about postpartum care...

But this is no longer her responsibility. She needs to ask the author.

She handed the thick book to Tuoer, and when she saw a few large characters and a cute dove painted on the cover, Tuoer left the bookstore with satisfaction.

The store clerk watched him leave.

"Even such a big man likes to read. It's true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance..."

After returning to the hotel from the town, in the lobby on the first floor, Domi and 47 were sitting by the window enjoying a northern-style matcha cake.

Seeing that Tuoer was back, Domi said hello to him, but Tuoer lowered his head and replied casually and walked upstairs.

"Is this guy... broken in love?"

As soon as we arrived in the corridor, Afu happened to come out of the room.

As a member of the same team, despite some outrageous requests, Afu would still greet the child in a friendly manner.

"Well, I'm back..."

The nurse still lowered her head to study the care manual in her hand.

This was the first time she had seen such a focused child. Before she could ask what he was looking at, the child had already entered his room and locked the door. He was still mysterious.

"Ah, this...can't really be postpartum care, right?"

Every illustration and every word in the book was read very seriously by the nurse.

This book was like opening the door to a new world for him, allowing him to understand that there are many more ways to interact with pigeons!
For half a day after that, the three of them didn't see the nurse come out of the room again.

They gathered outside the door, a little worried. They were going to enter the ruins the day after tomorrow. If the caretaker dropped the chain at this time, it would be a serious problem.

"Captain, is the book "On Postpartum Care of Pigeons" you mentioned really so interesting?"

Duomi shook his head: "I don't know if it means anything, but the heavy words are true. Maybe this is what I want to support him..."

"After all... well... people who wear pigeons on their heads... then... they must have a soft spot..."

Hearing the word "heavy words", everyone thought of some strange scene and shuddered all over.

"No! We can't let him fall any further!"

"Little Lord……"

"team leader?"

Domi mustered up the courage and at the same time repented of his casual sins. He knocked on the child's door and said to him in a rare gentle tone:

"Sitter, we're going to eat!"

"You go! I have opened the door to a new world and am exploring another world!"

There are actually pigeons cooing from time to time inside. Who knows if they are real pigeons or sitters imitating pigeons.

"It's over, it's over..." Domi suddenly broke into a cold sweat.

If the previous child care was quite normal occasionally, now he is about to enter the next stage of the disease!
At this point, it was no longer useful to ask for help, so Duomi turned to praying to God:
Piety said: "God of Gu Gu Gu, the caretaker is still useful. Please let your loyal believers come back for two more days..."

(End of this chapter)