Something strange is coming: I have 9000 trillion merits

Chapter 67 Uncle Jiu VS Bajiao Gui

"I'll go and I'll go..."

Wencai reluctantly stood in front of the huge banana tree and asked:
"Master, what will you do next?"

Uncle Jiu walked up to Wencai and directed, "Take off your left shoe and sock first."

After Wencai complied, Uncle Jiu took out a red rope and tied one end to the thumb of Wencai's left foot, and the other end to the stamen of the huge banana tree.

"hand."

Uncle Jiu spread his hands in front of Wencai.

Wencai had a bitter look on his face, "Master, use my blood again? How about using yours this time?"

Uncle Jiu glared and said: "The rope is tied to your feet, of course with your blood."

Wen Cai reluctantly extended his right hand to Uncle Jiu's hand, and soon his index finger was pricked by Uncle Jiu.

A drop of blood appeared on the fingertip.

Uncle Jiu squeezed out the drop of blood, put it on his palm, and walked towards the banana tree.

Wencai put his index finger into his mouth and sucked.

Duan Yuan was just watching curiously, but the step of tying the toes of Master Jiu Shu and his apprentice was one of the steps that awakened Basho Gui in his memory.

"Do these two really know how to summon Basho?"

Duan Yuan put away his arrogance and prepared for the battle. If Uncle Jiu and his disciples took the right steps, Banana Gui would soon appear in the banana forest.

I saw Uncle Jiu holding up his palm, walking to the banana stamen, and smearing the drop of Wencai's blood on the banana stamen.

Strangely enough, after the blood was smeared on the banana stamens, it disappeared immediately.

Uncle Jiu, who saw this phenomenon, nodded repeatedly and said to Wencai:

"Close your eyes now, imagine the most beautiful woman in your mind, and then pull your big toe."

Wen Cai closed his eyes as he was told, with a silver sword expression on his face.

Uncle Jiu hit Wencai on the head with his copper coin sword again, "I asked you to think about beautiful women, don't think about all the messy things for me!"

"Oh~" Wencai's tone was quite aggrieved, and he muttered: "There are no beautiful women on the mountain. Of course, think of those on the CD... I have never seen them wearing clothes."

After Wen Cai finished speaking, he received another blow on the head. Then he calmed down, closed his eyes, and began to have a serious daydream.

Studio.

"Family members, what this little Taoist said is heartbreaking!"

"It resonates with me, brothers. There are no beautiful girls for me to look at in real life, but there are many beautiful girls on the Internet who care about me. They don't care about my relationship, they care about my heart."

"What are you talking about? They are obviously the community's senders of warmth."

"..."

"What's the point of these two people's techniques? Can this make things weird?"

"I don't know, I just think it's awesome."

"There is also a banana forest next to my house. I will try it tomorrow."

"Just try and die?"

In the banana forest, Wencai's big toe began to twitch unconsciously. This twitching was transmitted to the banana core through the red rope, causing the banana core to also start to twitch.

Duan Yuan felt gusts of cold wind coming from all around, and then the wind became stronger and stronger, blowing the clothes of the three of them.

Wencai opened his eyes and shouted: "Master, have you succeeded?"

"Look at this vision, why are you asking! Get ready to meet the enemy!"

Uncle Jiu held the copper coin sword tightly in his right hand and took out a charm with the other hand, while Wencai hurriedly pulled out a bronze mirror from the bag he carried with him.

Uncle Jiu was ready, but when he found that Duan Yuan still hadn't left, he reminded him again:

"Little brother, leave quickly. Something strange will appear here soon. If you don't leave, your life will be in danger!" Duan Yuan did not answer. He used the "Eating and Vomiting" skill and took out the hatchet he had placed inside. Holding the hatchet, the muscles all over his body were tense, his legs were slightly bent, and he entered a fighting posture.

Uncle Jiu was shocked when he saw Duan Yuan's figure. He did not expect that the young man in front of him, who looked younger than his apprentice, was actually hiding something.

Although Uncle Jiu didn't see what kind of kung fu Duan Yuan was using, he had a good eye. With just one glance, he knew that Duan Yuan definitely had some kung fu in him.

I also calmed down a little bit, and I wholeheartedly dealt with the strangeness that was about to happen.

The dark wind lasted for 1 minute and then stopped.

"Eh? Did it fail?" Wen Cai felt relieved a little.

Duan Yuan recalled the steps in his memory and immediately said in a deep voice: "It's coming."

As soon as he finished speaking, another stronger gust of wind blew up.

All the yellow flags on the ground were blown down by the cold wind.

"Master! Flag!" When Wencai saw this, he immediately shouted. He had never seen such a scene before.

Uncle Jiu also saw this scene, and the copper coin sword pulled out a sword flower in his hand.

"go with!"

The copper coin sword came out of his hand and flew towards the southeast direction of Uncle Jiu.

Where the copper coin sword pointed, at some point, a woman wearing a pink nurse uniform appeared.

The woman has an outstanding appearance, with long legs and a thin waist, a very "rich" chest, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on her face. She looks like an image in a Dongxu Kingdom feature film.

The copper coin sword came to the woman's eyes in the blink of an eye, and was about to plunge straight into the woman's face.

The next moment, the woman waved her hand and knocked away the copper coin sword.

"Master...Father!"

Wen Cai, who was watching this scene, shouted, his voice trembling a little. He didn't expect that there was a ghost in this world who could ignore his master's copper coin sword!
Wencai subconsciously raised the bronze mirror in his hand and pointed it at the woman.

Speaking of evil, a bunch of visible marks were printed on the bronze mirror, and then reflected on the woman!
But what's even more weird is that after the woman was hit by the moonlight reflected by the bronze mirror, she was not affected at all!

"Master! How about we run away! This ghost is not even afraid of the Universe Mirror!"

After Wencai finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to run, but he tripped and fell to the ground.

Uncle Jiu looked at Wen Cai who fell to the ground, retracted his feet, and shouted: "When facing the enemy, don't desert!"

After saying that, Uncle Jiu shouted, "Take it!"

The copper coin sword that landed on the ground flew up into the air and fell back into Uncle Jiu's hands!

in the live room.

"666"

"How handsome! This is more than just something, this is quite something!"

"This unique skill of flying swords, if placed in a fairy, it would be a flying sword that can snatch people's heads from thousands of miles away!"

"Does this weird image reveal the XP of that brother just now?"

"...Other people are focusing on Feijian, but you are the only one."

"Don't tell me, if all the weirdness is this image..."

"???Don't be too outrageous!"

In the banana forest.

Duan Yuan was also stunned by Uncle Jiu's move just now. It was very easy to throw the copper coin sword. If he were to throw it, it would be faster than the flying sword thrown by Uncle Jiu just now.

But the sword that flew out could fly back in the air, which was beyond Duan Yuan's ability.

"Does this Uncle Ninth have any skills like retrieving objects from a distance?"

(End of this chapter)