Something strange is coming: I have 9000 trillion merits

Chapter 22 Merit Machine 4.0
Duan Yuan looked at his "arrested" photo and pondered for a long time: "If I say that all this is false, it is all fabricated and just rumors.

You certainly don't believe it. "

The three nodded in unison.

Duan Yuan looked sad and angry: "How could a good student like me, an outstanding young man from Jiangsu University, do such a thing?"

"You can."

Duan Yuan: "...

You guys are really good at judging people!School belle He indeed eloped with me. "

"Beast! I knew it was your boy."

The three people heard this and said in unison, then showed expressions of satisfaction, stopped and returned to their seats.

Duan Yuan looked at the three people and couldn't help but feel sad when he thought that his image was so unbearable in their hearts.

Animals, these three animals, how did you reincarnate as humans?

Duan Yuan sat down on his seat. He saw that Zhang Wei not only did not throw away the hardened sock, but instead got under the table and put the sock back in its place.

Zhang Wei even carefully covered the socks with a piece of toilet paper, restoring everything to its original appearance.

Why are you collecting antiques?
Duan Yuan looked at this scene and sighed in his heart.

I, Duan Yuan, am so virtuous and capable that I can have these three guys as my roommates at the same time.

Zhang Wei, who had placed the "antiques", approached Duan Yuan and said:
"Yuanzi, please talk to the school beauty He and see if our dormitory can have a social gathering with their dormitory?"

Duan Yuan watched Zhang Wei approaching in horror, and said quickly: "Go wash your hands first, and then I'll consider what you said."

When Zhang Wei heard this, his smile turned into a chrysanthemum.

Looking at Zhang Wei who was going to wash his hands, Duan Yuan said to the other two people:
"My merit machine 4.0 has been successfully developed."

Duan Yuan's words instantly attracted the attention of Zhao Dali and Wang Chao. They wanted to see if Duan Yuan had any more shocking ideas.

Just hearing the name of Gongde Machine 4.0, it is a level higher than Gongde Machine 3.0.

Judging from the previous model upgrades of Duan Yuan's merit machines, Duan Yuan's naming of the merit machines is extremely accurate. It is not as simple as those unscrupulous merchants who just change the name and dare to sell it for 2000 more.

Every model upgrade represents a huge transcendence and another upgrade of the imagination.

After washing his hands, Zhang Wei, who came out of the toilet, also heard Duan Yuan's words. In an instant, he forgot about his desire to socialize. He said curiously:

"Yuanzi, your merit machine is upgraded very quickly. My dog ​​doesn't change its hair as fast as you."

"You fuck off..."

Duan Yuan did not expect that Zhang Wei would compare his dog's hair change with the upgrade of his merit machine.

After Duan Yuan finished scolding Zhang Wei, he continued:
"The inspiration for the Merit Machine 4.0 was inspired by the story of Sakyamuni cutting off his flesh and feeding it to an eagle. The whole device has a tragic feeling that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell."

The three of them looked at each other, and Zhao Dali took the lead in asking: "What is this story about Sakyamuni cutting off his flesh and feeding it to the eagles?"

"A monk named Sakyamuni saw an eagle chasing a dove, and he rescued the dove, but the eagle said that you saved the dove, but I am going to starve to death.

The monk thought that this was the truth, so he cut off as much meat as a pigeon from his own body and fed it to the eagle. "

The three of them were all shocked after hearing Duan Yuan's explanation.

Wang Chao asked hurriedly: "Yuanzi, please don't do anything stupid. Where do you want to cut? The butt meat?"

Duan Yuan: "...

Can I be circumcised? Wang Chao: "That's okay." "

"It's okay, uncle..." Duan Yuan was very angry at Wang Chao and said anxiously: "Didn't you listen to me? I was inspired by this story. Please listen to me carefully."

Zhang Wei: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet."

"...Well, I found a biopharmaceutical company and they now have a technology that can burn some information into the mitochondria."

"Mitochondria?" The three of them exclaimed at the same time, "So powerful?"

"Well, it's the latest technology." Duan Yuan nodded and continued: "So I burned the scriptures into the mitochondria, and then introduced the mitochondria containing the scriptures into the athlete's foot fungus."

When Zhao Dali heard this, he suddenly realized: "This is just like your merit machine 2.0. Let the fungus keep reciting the scriptures, and you can continue to gain merit!"

Wang Chao clapped his hands and said excitedly: "Awesome, Yuanzi, you don't even let go of fungi, you are a real dog."

Duan Yuan waved his hand: "I haven't finished speaking yet. How can it be so simple? Things without wisdom cannot obtain merit. Don't you know this basic setting?"

The three of them shook their heads together, thinking who the hell could know about this thing?

Duan Yuan looked at three pairs of pure eyes that were not contaminated by knowledge and shook his head:
“So, I still need one last step, which is crucial and inspired by the story of cutting meat to feed eagles.

That is... transplanting the athlete's foot fungus that was introduced into the mitochondria of scripture into my feet.

In this way, the athlete's foot fungus coexists with me and can be considered one with me.The fungi chanted sutras 24 hours a day, and by taking the initiative to contract the athlete's foot fungus, I accomplished the great merit of cutting my flesh to feed eagles and sacrificing my life to feed tigers.

The merit they obtain will be transferred to me, and the exponential reproduction rate of the fungus will increase the merit generated exponentially. "

After Duan Yuan finished speaking, the dormitory was already so quiet that one could hear needles dropping.

It took a while for the other three to react.

applause.

Extremely warm applause.

Zhang Wei clapped his hands and cried: "Yuanzi, you are really underachieving at Jiang University. You should go to the underworld."

Wang Chao: "I have nothing to say. I suspect that your human identity is fake. You are a Martian pretending to be a Martian. Is this something that humans can come up with?

Are you still sacrificing your life to feed tigers and cut your flesh to feed eagles? "

Zhao Dali's tone was serious, and he said solemnly: "I declare that after the advent of Yuanzi's Merit Machine 4.0, the underworld will enter an era of crisis."

"How about it? Do you want me to give you some of this merit machine 4.0?"

Duan Yuan started to take off his shoes.

"Fuck."

"No."

"go away."

Seeing the firm eyes of the three roommates, Duan Yuan had no choice but to put on his shoes again.

"Really?" Duan Yuan asked again, unwilling to give up.

"No!" The three of them still insisted on their previous thoughts without wavering at all.

"Hey! You three don't know the stuff, so of course there are people who know the stuff." Duan Yuan picked up his phone, opened the address book, and sent a text message to Chen Moying and Xiaopang respectively.

[Duan Yuan: I have a good baby to share with you. ]
Soon, Chen Moying and Xiaopang's text messages came back.

[Chen Moying: What a good thing, show me quickly. ][Little Fatty: Deputy team leader, what baby? ]
[Duan Yuan: My athlete’s foot. ]
[Chen Moying: Get out! ! ! ][Xiao Pang: ...The deputy team leader is so funny. ]
(End of this chapter)