Something strange is coming: I have 9000 trillion merits

Chapter 114: Killing the Paper Man
"With that little effort, not only did you get married, but you also got things done?"

Chen Moying felt like the world was spinning... Day and night, but he didn't expect that it was Li Qiaoqiao, a guy who looked mature, sexy and very feminine, who chewed his big pig's hooves!
Li Qiaoqiao's face instantly turned as red as her wedding dress. She lowered her head and whispered:

"Don't...don't talk nonsense."

"Since it's nonsense, why are you blushing!" Chen Moying's eyes were as sharp as an eagle.

"Cough cough..."

Duan Yuan on the side coughed lightly and explained to Chen Moying:

"The clothes she wore were due to the effect of the scheming mother, so I rushed over to save her. She and I... are very pure!"

"Yes! We have a pure male-female relationship!" Li Qiaoqiao raised her head and added.

Xiaopang asked curiously: "What is a pure relationship between men and women? Is it..."

Three sharp eyes fell on Xiaopang instantly, causing him to swallow back what he said.

Lin Qian'er on the side came out to smooth things over. She also saw that the atmosphere at the scene was not right and said:
"Okay, okay... Fellow Daoist Li must have been up all night after experiencing something like this. Let's let her rest for a while and then set off.

It’s still a long way from here to Maoshan…”

……

Everyone rested until noon before continuing their journey.

Everyone walked very comfortably because they knew they would not encounter anything weird during the day.

Chen Moying looked at the woods beside the road, the frightened birds, and suddenly shouted loudly:
"What a beautiful landscape! I want to compose an impromptu poem!"

"Team leader Niu! He can also compose poems!" Xiaopang clapped his hands vigorously, feeling a little excited.

"You can also compose poetry?" Duan Yuan looked at Chen Moying in surprise.

"Hmm... um... it's coming.

listen!
two birds on a tree,
Five people underground.

The frightened birds came up the tree,
People go to Maoshan. "

"Okay! Okay! Okay!" Little Fatty's face was bright red, he clapped hard and cheered loudly, "The team leader is so awesome!"

"So wet, so wet..." Duan Yuan also clapped.

Li Qiaoqiao and Lin Qian'er were not so shameless. They remained silent and tilted their heads to the side.

"Ahem...little chubby classmate..."

Chen Moying patted Xiaopang's arm, leaned into his ear, and whispered:

"The team leader will never forget your performance. It's not far away from you getting the code name of ACE! Keep working hard!"

When he thought that he would have the code name of ACE, Xiaopang became excited and said loudly:

"Team leader! I will work hard!"

"Hey... look... what's that in front of you?"

Lin Qian'er pointed diagonally forward, her face turned pale after a moment, "Dead... person! It's a dead person!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard the words.

They all looked in the direction pointed by Lin Qian'er.

There are woods on the roadside. The woods are not dense, and the situation inside can be seen clearly at a glance.

In the woods, close to the road, there were five "people" walking towards the direction of Duan Yuan and the others.

Those five "people" had their eyes closed tightly, and there was no trace of blood on their faces, except for their abnormally red lips.

At first glance, it seemed that he was not a living person.

"Weird?"

Xiaopang looked at this scene and asked in surprise.

"It's broad daylight, what the hell..." Chen Moying rolled up her sleeves and wanted to rush over.

"and many more……"

Duan Yuan looked at the five people and reached out to stop Chen Moying.

At this time, the five people had already walked onto the national highway, revealing the two paper figures behind them.

The paper figure was very huge, as tall as a person, and seemed to be cut out of a huge piece of white paper in one go.

"Paper man?" Everyone except Duan Yuan shouted in surprise.

Chen Moying: "A walking paper man?"

Fatty: "And he's holding a paper knife."

Li Qiaoqiao: "This thing... is so weird."

Lin Qian'er: "I remember my father said...what is this called...I forgot."

"Paper corpse chaser." Duan Yuan added from the side.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Qian'er clapped her hands, "It's called the corpse chaser! Does Fellow Daoist Duan know about this thing?"

"heard about it……"

Duan Yuan remembered the news he had seen on the Internet before he was reborn. After the strangeness came, paper men would sometimes appear on the road chasing corpses. Those paper men drove the corpses to their hometown, and finally let the corpses return to their hometown... …

As for where these corpse chasers come from and who is controlling them...

unknown.

Duan Yuan: "These are people who died in vain. Make way for them and let them pass..."

Several people stood on the side of the road and gave up their position in the middle of the national highway.

Five "people" were in front, and two corpse chasers were behind, slowly walking towards Duan Yuan and the others.

When passing by Duan Yuan and others, one of the corpse chasers turned his head and saluted Duan Yuan...

Chen Moying watched the team of corpse chasers leave, patted her small chest, and breathed a sigh of relief:

"The paper man turned his head and saluted just now, which scared me..."

"Don't be afraid. The purpose of those paper figures is to take those corpses back to their hometowns. They won't cause trouble."

Duan Yuan took the lead and walked forward again.

"Don't these corpses stink?" Xiaopang's eyes widened.

Duan Yuan: "There should be some secret method for preserving corpses."

Everyone was on the road again, and nothing happened since then.

Until sunset, everyone came to a small village on the side of the national highway.

"Let's take a rest today and continue walking tomorrow..."

Duan Yuan walked towards the village.

When everyone entered the village, they discovered something strange.

There are not many people left in the village now. Everyone gathered in an open space in the village, stepping on the ground alternately with their feet.

Duan Yuan looked at this scene and smiled.

He had a premonition that the strange behavior of these people must be related to weirdness, so he said:

"It seems like we can gain something again today."

Duan Yuan walked towards the oldest old man in the crowd and asked:
"Old man, why do you keep jumping in place..."

"Because if you don't jump, the Bamboo Pole God will take away your legs!"

"Pork Liver God?" Xiaopang licked his lips, "Does it taste good?"

"Don't blaspheme the Bamboo Pole God!" the old man said angrily, "You outsiders should leave quickly, otherwise when it gets dark later, the Bamboo Pole God will come out and take away your legs!"

Duan Yuan was sure at this time that this so-called pig liver god, ah no, bamboo pole god, must have something to do with weirdness, so he held the old man's shoulder and asked:
"Can you tell us more about it?"

"You young man..." The old man struggled for a while and found that Duan Yuan's hands were very strong and he couldn't break free at all, so he said:
“In our village, a bamboo pole has appeared every night since some time ago.

Anyone whose legs touch the ground will have their legs taken away by the Bamboo Pole God!

So, we jumped with our legs crossed so that our feet would not touch the ground! "

Chen Moying heard this and said curiously:

"You can just get a stool and put one leg on it, right?"

elder:"……"

(End of this chapter)