I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 8 The Charm of Jars

Chapter 8 The Charm of Jars

"a book?"

[Huanwo Piao Piao Fist] is as famous as the legendary Unrecognizable Kick, but its effect is completely opposite to it. It is a boxing technique that can beautify. It is not very lethal. On the contrary, the harder it is hit, the better the beautification effect.

It turned out to be Master Xing's trick.

Lin Chen explained: "This is a boxing book."

"Fist?"

Li Si was extremely surprised.

Zhang San stopped playing with his Fire Kirin-AK47, and said in surprise: "No, you really let me fire it?"

"What kind of boxing technique do you use to return me Piao Piao Fist?"

"never heard of that."

"There is always something indescribable about this name."

Li Si put his hands on his hips and started laughing wildly.

"Humph, a bunch of ignorant guys, what do you know? Boss, tell them, is my boxing skill very powerful?"

"Well, it's quite rare, but..."

Before Lin Chen finished speaking, Li Si showed off: "Haha! I knew it! It's time for me, Li Si, to turn around! The boss's product must be a high-quality product."

"Lao San, when I learn the secrets of this boxing technique, we will dominate the world together! I also want to let my fellow villagers know how we got my name, no matter what!"

"I want to take you to the romantic Dali, and then go to Luoyang and Jinling together~"

Everyone: "(°△°|||)"

Lin Chen's head was full of black lines.

"Stop, stop, stop! What the hell, why are you still singing?"

There's something wrong with this style of painting. It wouldn't be unreasonable to fire back my Piao Piao Fist.

"Ahem." Li Si said awkwardly: "Sorry, sorry, I really can't help myself."

"I'm not finished yet!"

Lin Chen glared at Li Si and continued: "Although this kind of boxing technique is very rare, it is not for attacking, but for making people beautiful!"

Li Si understood the meaning of each word, but when they were put together, he couldn't understand it.

"What do you mean?"

Lin Chen spread his hands helplessly.

"It's just that this kind of boxing has no lethality and only makes people more beautiful and beautiful. That's why I call it Piao Piao Quan."

"Oh, by the way, one more thing. If you open the secret book, you will automatically learn to return my Piao Piao Fist."

Li Si: "????"

"Pfft~hahahahaha..."

The crowd burst into laughter.

"This boxing technique matches you very well. It's really good, haha!"

"The harder you hit, the prettier you get? Dad, hit me!"

"Although my appearance is perfect enough, daddy, please beat me!"

"Brother, not dad, grandpa, you must help me. My appearance has been bothering me for a long time. Because of my appearance, your grandson and his wife still don't know where they are! Come on, ravage me hard. , don’t pity me because I’m a delicate flower, use your strength!”

Seeing the guy shamelessly hugging his thigh, Li Si tightened his fists again and again, and finally couldn't help crying.

"What the hell is this?"

"I'll pay! Dad, give me 50 taels of silver and beat me up!"

"I also pay 50 taels!"

Seeing everyone vying to pay him to be beaten, Li Si couldn't bear it anymore.

He had never heard such a request in his life!

Opening the secret book of Huanwo Piao Piao Quan, the secret book instantly turned into a stream of light and disappeared between Li Si's eyebrows.

Li Si felt something in his heart. After closing his eyes and digesting it for a while, he returned my Piaopiaoquan and entered the door.

Then he heartily accepted someone's money.

It's not shabby to earn money.

"Watch me kill you!"

"and many more!"

Lin Chen suddenly stopped Li Si who was about to take action.

"Although your boxing skills are not lethal, fighting is strictly prohibited in my store. You should take them elsewhere to fight."

"Okay boss. Hey, if you want to be beaten, bring your money and come with me!"

Li Siyi waved his hand and took away about ten people, most of whom were women.

Sure enough, women are the best at cheating, right? Women are the most beautiful.

Zhang San on the side felt bad after seeing this scene.

"Holy crap! Can this make money?"

After coming back to his senses, Zhang San hugged the Fire Qilin-AK47 and hurriedly chased after him.

"Hey, fourth brother, fourth brother! I suddenly discovered that you are in need of a bodyguard. What do you think of me...?"

"Finally it's my turn. One boss, no! Two jars!"

"Damn it, two cans? There are only two left in total and you want them all? I'll suck you to death, you bastard!"

"I'm happy to suck you to death! It's none of your business!"

"Damn! The queue is late, there are only two left so soon?"

"Boss, can you sell a few more jars?"

"Yes, yes, boss, you see so many of us haven't bought it yet, please sell a few more."

"..."

Lin Chen pressed his hand down.

"Don't bother everyone. The rule is ten jars a day. If the jars are sold out, we can only ask you early tomorrow." "If you want to buy, please put your hands on the Naling Pearl."

This man paid for two years of hard work and felt proud after buying the jar.

"Oh, what a pity."

"I'll be here early tomorrow morning. I have to open the can!"

"A person actually buys two of these pieces of shit! I'm so angry!"

Suddenly feeling the glare on his back, he couldn't help but restrain himself.

"Good luck."

Lin Chen put the last two jars on the counter and made a sign of invitation.

"God, I must prescribe the most precious elixir. Wish me good luck with my practice! Prescribe it to me!"

Click!

The light flashed.

A milky white pill suddenly appeared on the counter.

"Damn it! The elixir is out!"

"Really? Let me see!"

"This kid is extremely lucky."

"Sniff, hmm~ This elixir is so powerful. Just smelling it makes my lower abdomen feel swollen and my face becomes red and hot. What kind of elixir is this?"

"Hahaha! It's developed!"

The man who opened the can was flushed and a little excited.

"Boss, what kind of elixir did I prescribe?"

Lin Chen had a strange look in his eyes and was a little embarrassed to say it.

[Ju Yang Dan (top grade)] Ju Yang Dan has the effects of nourishing kidney yang and strengthening muscles and bones. It is most suitable for diseases such as impotence and spermatorrhea, weakness of muscles and bones caused by kidney yang deficiency.

[Note: This elixir is very powerful, please use it with caution. Once taken, it is best to cooperate with several partners. It doesn’t matter if you take it eighteen times a night, you know. 】

"This is the Ju Yang Dan. It is effective. It strengthens the kidneys and nourishes yang. It can treat all problems in men. It is a man's little cotton-padded jacket. Whoever uses it will decide. Eighteen times a night is not a dream. But a friendly reminder, this medicine It is extremely potent, so use with caution.”

"Hiss~ I admit, my heart is moved."

"No wonder I feel a bit of an annoying hot feeling in my lower abdomen after smelling it."

"Oh my god, eighteen times? Don't break it."

"I'm so ashamed of myself. Why do you still have such an immoral elixir?"

"I said what happened to me?"

Everyone: "!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ"

After listening to Lin Chen’s explanation, some of the men were excited, some were shy, and some were both excited and shy.

"Brother, I bought the elixir for 1 taels of silver."

"Brother, I'll give you 5000 taels!"

"8000 taels!"

"..."

It is indeed good news for men, but it is different. The price rises much faster than other things.

Lin Chen sighed with emotion.

"Thirty-two thousand taels!"

"Are you going to do anything for an aphrodisiac? I advise you to take care of yourself! I will pay 4 taels!"

"Damn! I fought so hard to stand up in front of my family! All my belongings! 5 taels!!"

As time went by, the price once reached 5 taels, but this was basically the limit.

Seeing that no one was bidding anymore, the person who offered the Ju Yang Pill looked very excited and said quickly: "Deal! Pay the money and deliver the goods with one hand. This Ju Yang Pill is yours."

Although I didn't get anything to improve my strength, my skill was exchanged for 5 taels of silver in one year, which is a lot of money!

After selling the Ju Yang Pill, the man continued to open the jar.

Although the jars have been sold out, no one in the store left. Everyone wanted to see what else the last jar could contain.

Hand hammer down.

Click!

The jar shattered.

Wait until the light disappears.

A thin book lay quietly on the counter.

"Is it another secret book?"

[Substitution Technique] A disruptive ninjutsu that quickly replaces the body with a wooden board at the moment of being attacked, making the opponent think that the attack was successful. It can only be performed in conjunction with the seal.

Lin Chen introduced: "The Substitution Technique. When you are attacked by someone, after forming a seal, you can use a wooden board to take the attack on your behalf. It is a fairly practical ninjutsu."

"Substitute?"

The man nodded thoughtfully, aware of the eager eyes of the people around him, and he quickly learned this ninjutsu.

This is a life-saving skill.

"Okay, all the cans have been sold out today. If you still want to buy, please come back tomorrow."

Everyone is a person who has traveled around the world, so there is no shortage of people who know the goods.

But the more you know the goods, the more shocked you are.

After all, what comes out of this jar is not just any simple thing, but all kinds of weird treasures.

Therefore, everyone looked at Lin Chen with more and more intense eyes.

……

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