I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 71: Brain Teasers

The last chapter was banned. It was a bit over-written. I haven’t changed it once. I can only wait for the next time. Alas~
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"Don't be afraid. We are in a tree. What if it finds us? Can it climb up and bite us? Come on, how can a bear with such a fat body climb a tree?"

Li Yunjie expressed his calmness. He is a man who has seen the big world.

Looking at Li Yunjie's confident expression, Gao Qilong would have believed it if the gold-eating beast hadn't climbed to the middle of the tree.

"Why are you pulling me? I, Li Yunjie, have said nothing like this. Ouch!"

Before Li Yunjie finished speaking, he saw the gold-eating beast approaching at his feet.

Gao Qilong looked at Li Yunjie unusually calmly.

"Is there anything else to say?"

Li Yunjie replied seriously: "I want to shout for help."

"Oh, grass."

Gao Qilong sneered, and then shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Help! There is a bear eating people!! Who cares and no one cares?!"

Li Yunjie almost fell out of fright at Gao Qilong's voice.

Kaka!

Li Yunjie grabbed Gao Qilong who was desperately calling for help.

"Wait, listen, what's the sound?"

Gao Qilong stared at the gold-eating beast getting closer and closer, so anxious that he almost gave birth to a child.

"You damn meow, no matter what the sound, call for help, brother is about to bite your ass!"

click!
The two of them looked towards the tree trunk at the same time.

It turned out that the tree trunk could not bear the weight of two people and one beast, and cracks appeared.

look at each other.

"It's over."

Click!

The crisp snapping sound of the tree trunk made Li Yunjie and Gao Qilong's hearts stop beating.

The two men and the beast began to fall rapidly.

Seeing the gold-eating beast still climbing up, Gao Qilong felt bad.

"Brother, are you still climbing? Didn't you see that we are falling?"

"Ah~~!!!"

The sudden feeling of weightlessness made Li Yunjie hit a high note without feeling safe.

The gold-eating beast, which was immersed in crawling, was so stimulated by the noise that it painfully summoned a large earth thorn.

A large sloping soil thorn rose from the ground, and the tree trunk happened to fall on the soil thorn. The tree trunk fell into two halves, and then the front half rolled down the slope.

"Ouch! Oh~ Ouch! Uh. Damn it! Ah! Hmm~"

The gold-eating beast stuck on the other half of the tree trunk was dumbfounded. Why did it roll so fast? I hadn't even gotten in the car yet.

Saber couldn't stand it any longer, so he boasted about his transformation, and then with a bang, he cut the tree trunk in half with his two arm swords, turning it into a boat shape.

Let the roll turn into a glide.

"Good buddy! Thanks to you! I love you so much!"

Li Yunjie, who was kowtowing, opened his arms and asked for a hug with excitement.

Gao Qilong, whose face was filled with pain, sat up, and happened to see Li Yunjie begging for a hug with a lewd expression on his face, and then subconsciously hugged him.

"Ouch, what are you doing~?"

"Brother Jie, have you finally realized that women are just tools to give birth to children, and men are the true love?"

"You are one by one..."

Li Yunjie kicked Gao Qilong away and was about to say something, but his eyes widened in fright at the scene in front of him.

"There is a cliff ahead!!"

"Let me see. Damn!!!"

Then the two of them slid into the cliff with sparks and lightning.

Without any precaution, he just fell down.

……

At this time, Jiang Xiaoyu and others were still planting bananas.

The bad guy on the other side finally made progress.

Looking at the machine in front of him, the evil handsome man frowned.

The machine suddenly lit up and an electronic sound sounded.

"Maze question, if you answer four of the five questions correctly, you will get a random reward. If you don't answer four questions correctly, you will not get any reward."

"The first question. Excuse me, you participated in the race and overtook No. 2. Where did you rank? You have ten seconds to answer the question."

The evil handsome man replied directly without thinking: "No. 2."

"correct answer."

"Please listen to the next question. You participated in a race and overtook the last place. Where was your place? You have ten seconds to answer the question."

The evil handsome man narrowed his eyes slightly, and after waiting for five seconds, he replied: "It is impossible to catch up to the last one unless you run in circles."

“回答正确。”“请听下一题。1000+40+1000+30+1000+20+1000+10等于几？十秒答题时间。”

The evil handsome man sneered and replied: "4100."

Humph, you are still too young to trick your mind.

"correct answer."

"Please listen to the next question. When you pick your nose, does it feel better in your nostrils or your fingers?"

"1. Fingers feel good."

"2. Nostrils feel refreshed."

"3. It's all very fun."

"Ten seconds to answer the question."

The face of the bad handsome guy who was crossing his arms and looking like he was coming over suddenly turned dark.

This question is a bit unfair.

As time passed, the evil handsome man slowly raised his finger, and then thought that he didn't have a booger either.
In the end, I had to give up and just fooled someone.

"2. Nostrils."

"The answer is wrong. Picking your nose feels good for a while, and it feels good all the time, so the correct answer is 3. It feels good all the time."

Bad Shuai: "..."

"Last question, which of the following food combinations looks most like a defense?"

"1. Hot banana + dried red dates."

"2. Hot banana + winter dates."

"3. Raw banana + dried red dates."

"4. Raw banana + winter dates."

"Ten seconds to answer the question."

The evil and bad handsome man frowned.

What kind of bullshit are these?
"1. Hot bananas and dried red dates."

"wrong answer."

"The correct answer is 4, raw banana + winter dates. When raw bananas and winter dates are mixed, there will be a rancid smell. According to "experiencers", it is very similar to the smell of defense."

"If you answer three of the five questions correctly, unfortunately, you will not receive any reward."

boom!
The machine is scrapped.

Slowly retracting his legs, the evil handsome man twisted his neck.

"waste time."

At this time.

The good and bad handsome man suddenly ran over and accused him heartbrokenly: "You are so unethical. It's your fault that you can't answer the right answer. How can you take your anger out on it? Look at it, the poor little guy, cough cough , it’s all smoking.”

The evil handsome man ignored his thoughts and asked coldly: "Have you found a way out?"

"No."

"What are we doing here without you?"

The evil and bad handsome kick to the good and bad handsome.

The good and bad handsome man blocked it with his legs.

Their legs touched each other and they maintained a kicking posture.

The evil and bad handsome man became even more unhappy and started fighting with the good and bad handsome man without saying a word.

Although the evil and bad commanders were ruthless in their attacks, they could not hurt the good and bad commanders, and he was able to resolve them one by one.

"Don't fight, please don't fight."

When the evil and bad handsome man sees the good and bad handsome man, he gets angry and uses more force in his moves.

After a few hours.
The evil handsome man sat aside and panted.

The good guy and the bad guy were lying on the ground with their arms and legs spread out.

"They say don't fight, it's a waste of time."

"Humph!"

"Give you."

The good bad guy suddenly threw something to the evil guy.

[Longmu Ginseng] contains a trace of dragon energy, which has the effect of improving physical fitness and removing falsehood while retaining the true.

After catching it, the evil and bad handsome man looked at the thing in his hand, and he could tell that it was extraordinary at a glance, and asked doubtfully: "Where did it come from?"

The good and bad handsome man sat up and said with a smile: "If you answer the question correctly, you will be rewarded."

The evil handsome man couldn't help but ask: "Did you also encounter that thing just now?"

"I answered all five questions correctly."

The hint of showing off in Good and Bad Handsome's tone is very obvious.

Evil and bad handsome: "..."

childish.

……

(End of this chapter)