I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 69 Is eating a banana such a serious crime?
A very large terrace.

The surroundings were surrounded by Iron Fist monkeys, so many that some were hanging on the trees.

Looking at the monkeys all over the mountains and plains, everyone huddled together and shivered.

When they beat Bai Zhantang violently, everyone witnessed the whole process with their own eyes.

An old white iron fisted monkey holding a cane swung down from the tree.

The Iron Fist Monkey, who was almost crushed to death by his bones before, immediately stepped forward and punched and kicked the old Iron Fist Monkey.

Jiang Xiaoyu and others were dumbfounded.

Infighting?
After the Iron Fist Monkey beat him, the other Iron Fist Monkeys suddenly became restless and looked very angry.

"What's wrong? They're not fighting among themselves, right?"

"Internal strife is good, we can take advantage of the chaos to escape."

Lu Dayou, who knew monkeys very well, frowned and said, "Why do I feel like they are communicating by punching and kicking?"

Wu Dezhi didn't believe it at all.

"There is no such stupid way of communicating in the world."

Lu Dayou rubbed his chin and thought.

"It's similar to sign language, except it's a little rougher. I've seen some monkeys use it back then."

Bai Zhantang's eyes lit up after being beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face.

"Can you communicate with them? Thank God, let them let us go. I really don't want to see monkeys anymore."

"Not necessarily, I'll try my best."

Lu Dayou didn't feel confident, so he walked up to the old Iron Fist Monkey and slapped it lightly on the face a few times.

He was also afraid that if his guess was wrong, he would anger these monkeys. You know, wild monkeys are the most moody. They will even kill their own children in a hurry.

The old Iron Fist Monkey touched his chin, raised his fist and beat Lu Lu hard.

Although Lu Dayou was beaten with stars in his eyes, he was overjoyed inside.

There is a play!

The exchange is on!

Lu Dayou thought for a while and hit the old iron fist monkey a few times.

"Why are you arresting us?"

The old Iron Fist Monkey's eyes widened, his fists clenched loudly, and then he brutalized Lu Dayou's face.

Lu Dayou endured the dizziness and the burning pain on his face and explained to the others: "It seems to say that we not only invaded their territory, but also stole their bananas. Bananas are very important to them and they rely on them." Something to survive.”

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at the others in confusion and said, "Stealing bananas? We didn't steal any bananas at all!"

"Yes, who dares to eat the food here?"

"I didn't even see any bananas."

"Um, am I the only one who doesn't know what a banana is?"

The others immediately looked at him with speechless expressions.

You don’t even know bananas?
One person slowly raised his hand and said awkwardly: "Well, it seems like I should probably eat a banana."

"What?! Did you steal their bananas?" Lin Pingzhi grabbed his clothes angrily.

"I, I, I just ate one, just one."

Jiang Xiaoyu said with a headache: "It's just a banana. Tell them, at worst, we can just compensate them."

Lu Da nodded slightly, then raised his hand and hit the old iron fist monkey hard.

Mud, old bastard, let you hit me so hard, let’s see if I don’t beat you to death.

The old Iron Fist Monkey was also a little dizzy from being beaten. He shook his head and glared at Lu Dayou angrily. Then he rolled his eyes and laughed.

He raised his fist and started hitting Lu Dayou.

"Bananas are very important to them, very, very important! Oh, are you going to kill them? Bananas have supported their racial civilization and brought them prosperity. Oh, they are irreplaceable. What? What do you want? Tell us about the love-hate relationship between you Iron Fist Monkey and Banana from millions of years ago?”

Lu Dayou was so frightened that he quickly interrupted the old iron fist monkey.

"No need! You don't need to say that, we know how important bananas are to you."

After saying these words, Lu Dayou ran back to Jiang Xiaoyu and looked at everyone with a serious expression.

"Bananas are really important to them. This is equivalent to stealing everything from them. Therefore, this matter is very serious. It cannot be settled with simple compensation."

Wu Dezhi was anxious. "He stole your bananas. It has nothing to do with us. Can you let us go? Lu Dayou, please translate with him quickly. This has nothing to do with us at all!"

"This"

Lu Da looked at his senior brother in embarrassment.

Linghu Chong frowned and stood up and said, "Although he stole the food alone, we are a team and we cannot abandon him."

"Dayou, tell them how they can forgive him for letting us go."

"it is good."

Lu Da nodded and came to the old iron fist monkey. This time he did not dare to use force and could only hammer lightly a few times.

The old Iron Fist Monkey thought for a while, and after discussing with several Iron Fist Monkeys behind him for a while, he gave the landing a hard blow.

Lu Dayou showed a wry smile when receiving the message.

"Sooner or later he will be beaten to death."

"No wait! This is too serious! You can't punish us like this, I don't agree!"

Lu Dayou suddenly went berserk and shouted directly.

When the others heard this, their hearts skipped a beat and their legs became weak.

It’s over.

They were going to be sentenced to death for stealing a banana, especially a banana.

Wu Dezhi collapsed and roared out angrily.

"That's it, we're all going to die, are you satisfied?!"

As the only woman among the nine, Yue Lingshan sobbed softly.

Others also showed expressions of despair.

"Brother Dayou, I work alone and take responsibility for myself. I eat the bananas myself and it has nothing to do with other people. You tell them that I am the only one who will die and don't hurt other people."

Guan Zu stepped forward and grabbed Lu Dayou, who was still "fighting" with the old Iron Fist Monkey, and looked at him firmly.

"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" Lu Gao, who had a swollen mouth, looked at Guan Zu in confusion.

Guan Zu was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and said, "Didn't you say that stealing bananas is a capital crime? This was originally caused by me personally."

"Stop, stop, what is a capital crime? Who told you that eating bananas secretly is a capital crime?"

"Um???"

This time it was Guan Zu's turn to be confused.

"You didn't just say that the punishment was too severe. You didn't agree."

"Hey, you misunderstood."

Seeing the stupid looks in his eyes, Lu Dayou explained: "After discussion with the elders, we were sentenced to three crimes. The first one is the crime of stealing bananas. The second one is the crime of destroying monkey bananas. The third crime is, The crime of trespassing on territory. We are punished for several crimes and sentenced to work for them to grow bananas until they are satisfied."

Everyone: "("▔□▔)"

Bai Zhantang said speechlessly: "No, it's just this punishment. Why are you so excited? It's as if these monkeys are going to kill us."

Lu Dayou spread his hands helplessly.

"Just think about it, if we stay and grow bananas, we will be looking for a ridiculous treasure. How can we grow bananas in seven days? This week will not be in vain!"

"Hey! I'm scared to death."

"Made, Lu Dahou, you are a piece of shit."

"Just plant bananas, it's better than losing your life."

"Da You, just promise them. At worst, we'll come back to hunt for treasure next time. We'll keep the green hills and don't worry about running out of firewood."

"Okay, brother."

Lu Dayou had no choice but to "talk" to the old Iron Fist Monkey to agree to this punishment.

The old Iron Fist Monkey then burst into laughter, and then found another Iron Fist Monkey and hit it a few times.

The iron fist monkey nodded and hit Lu Dayou.

"It tells us to follow it."

A group of nine people just set off to plant bananas.

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(End of this chapter)