I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 261 Please God Upper Body
Li Yunjie took out a dagger from his arms and cut his finger directly.

Blood flowed out and dripped on the Maoshen stove.

Mao Shenlu absorbed Li Yunjie's blood and glowed brightly for a while.

Li Yunjie watched excitedly. He felt that this light was the light that would allow him to do whatever he wanted from now on!

With Mao Shenlu, he can defeat everything!
He began to dream about the future. First, he wanted to defeat a country, become the emperor, collect all the beauties in the world into his harem, be a newlywed every day, and then make Gao Qilong his first eunuch!
[Gao Qilong, who was fishing in the backyard, suddenly felt a chill in his lower body: Huh? 】

He had already thought of the country name, so he called it Guan!Jars of jars!

This was to thank him for the jar, and to let his descendants know that their ancestors had conquered this country because of opening the jar!
By the way, he also wanted to imprison his father, Li Zhi, and make him grade papers every day, which exhausted him to death!

"Hey Hey……"

Li Yunjie stared straight at Mao Shenlu and kept giggling.

"Are you overly happy, are you stupid?"

"You laugh so obscenely."

"If it were the Meishen Furnace I fired, I would be able to laugh even more obscenely than him."

"Damn! Is this even better?"

Looking at Li Yunjie who seemed to have lost his mind, Yao Yue showed a look of disgust.

"Hey, wake up, wake up!"

"Huh? Suck~"

Li Yunjie wiped his saliva and came to his senses.

"Well, now that you are offering incense, you can invite gods to come to you, right?"

Lin Chen took a sip of Happy Fat House Water and said, "Yes, remember to be pious when kneeling down, so that you can succeed."

Li Yunjie swallowed and asked, "Well, what would happen if you were not pious, or not that pious?"

"You will fail to ask God."

Li Yunjie was stunned.

"Will it still fail?"

Lin Chen said: "Of course, if you don't have respect in your heart, why will people help you? When you go to ask for help, don't you have to show your good face and ask for help?"

"That's right, that's right. I was rash."

Li Yunjie scratched his head and said gratefully: "Thank you, thank you, Boss Lin."

"you are welcome."

Lin Chen waved his hand.

"Brother Li, how about showing it to me on the spot?"

"Yeah, let's open our eyes and see what it's like to ask God to get on top of you."

"Brother Li will be very powerful after he asks God to take over his body!"

"That is required!"

Li Yunjie gradually lost himself in the flattering compliments.

"Ahem, quiet, quiet! Let me say a few words!"

"it is good!"

The crowd cheered and became quiet.

Li Yunjie looked arrogant and pointed at Jiang Shan with his hands on his hips: "Well, since everyone wants to see it, I, Li Yunjie, am not a stingy person, ah, but I need to use incense to pray to the gods. How can I do it without incense? Who will buy me one? Do you want some incense? I’ll show it to you on the spot!”

"By the way, Boss Lin, what kind of incense do I need to use to pray to God? Can ordinary incense be used?"

Lin Chen nodded.

"Well, ordinary ones are fine. There are no requirements for this."

Li Yunjie looked at everyone and asked, "In that case, who is going?"

"I, I, I'm going, I'll be right back!"

A person disappears in a flash.

Some people who were about to agree showed a trace of regret and had no choice but to wait.

The feeling of the stars holding the moon is so wonderful!

Li Yunjie said with satisfaction: "Okay, while that brother went to buy incense, I opened the last jar, and then asked God to come up and open his eyes."

Everyone complimented again.

Hearing this, Li Yunjie was in a daze, picked up the hammer and hit it.

Click!

With a crisp sound, the jar shattered.

The light shot out and covered the entire counter.After a while, the light gradually dissipated.

I saw a cylindrical object appearing on the counter.

Looking at the pull tab on it, Li Yunjie guessed that it was a grenade, flash grenade, smoke grenade or something.

Invite for appraisal.

[Flash bomb], also known as blinding bomb, is a light non-lethal weapon that uses strong light to hinder the target's vision and noise to hinder the target's hearing. It is a type of throwing weapon.After a flash bomb is thrown, it will produce a dazzling light within a few seconds, which can temporarily blind the target.At the same time, it will also produce a huge noise of 170-200 decibels, causing the target to temporarily lose hearing.

OK, as expected.

Li Yunjie was not disappointed and put away the flash bomb.

At this moment, a voice came out from outside.

"Come on, come on! The incense is here!"

Li Yunjie's eyes lit up and he turned around to look.

The man who went out to buy incense ran in panting.

In order to see the upper body of Qingshen as soon as possible, he tried his best to pull his legs upside down to free the afterimage.

It took him just over a minute to complete the 10-minute journey.

Li Yunjie took the incense offered by him with satisfaction.

Make an empty space.

Li Yunjie took out three incense sticks, lit them, then inserted the incense into the Maoshen stove with a serious face, and began to kneel three times and kowtow nine times.

The eyes of everyone around were wide open, for fear of missing something.

Even Lu Bu, the bad handsome man, and the others were sitting upright and watching.

After Li Yunjie paid his respects, he stood up proudly and patted the non-existent dust on his pants.

1 minute has passed...

Li Yunjie still stood proudly.

Everyone watched without blinking.

5 minute has passed...

Li Yunjie's expression showed confusion.

Everyone's eyes were sore and they couldn't do it well. They urgently needed to blink now.

10 minute has passed...

Li Yunjie looked confused.

I don’t know why I haven’t got any upper body yet.

Everyone's eyes were bloodshot, and they gradually couldn't feel their eyes.
Li Yunjie asked hurriedly: "Boss Lin, it's been so long, why don't I feel anything?"

Lin Chen turned over from the recliner. He had just slept.
"Haqie~ If you didn't succeed in inviting the gods, of course you won't feel anything. If you succeed in inviting the gods, you will feel it instantly."

Li Yunjie puzzled: "It didn't succeed? How could it not succeed?"

Lin Chen explained: "It's not pious enough. You need to be more pious when you kneel down."

When everyone heard this, they blinked wildly.

Depend on!I've been making trouble for a long time, but I've been staring at it for nothing!My eyes are almost turning into red eyes!

"Not religious yet? Okay."

Li Yunjie took three more incense sticks and lit them. This time with an unprecedented pious expression, he inserted the incense into the Maoshen stove, then knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times.

While kneeling down, Li Yunjie hypnotized himself in his mind.

I am a devout believer.

When Li Yunjie finished kneeling down and worshiped devoutly, the Mao Shen Furnace suddenly lit up with a ray of light.

Everyone watched this scene intently.

The Divine Furnace shot out a stream of light and hit Li Yunjie directly.

Li Yunjie's whole body was instantly covered with light and he became a golden man.

Li Yunjie looked overjoyed and said to himself, "It's done!"

The next second, Li Yunjie felt that the world was spinning and he fainted. When he opened his eyes, he found that the inn had disappeared and was replaced by a dark space.

Li Yunjie looked around and said in panic: "Where is this?"

A figure suddenly appeared in front of Li Yunjie.

"No need to panic, this place is your state of mind."

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(End of this chapter)