The female guest on the romance drama is my ex-girlfriend

Chapter 271 The final words of your life

Seeing the ghostly expression on Xia Tian's face, all the guests' eyes turned to him.

Wondering what exactly he saw.

The camera guy was very smart and immediately pointed the camera at the answer board in Xia Tian's hand.

The word "cemetery" scrawled in pitch black instantly caught the eyes of all the viewers in the live broadcast room.

[Getting up, I saw a cemetery? 】

[Going on a date at the cemetery, a genius idea. 】

[Actually, I think it’s okay. Except for those cemeteries, the cemetery is really nice to go to during the day. The main reason is that there are few people and you won’t be surrounded by fans. 】

[If you go to a cemetery on a date, your partner really won’t just bury you there? 】

[I’m curious, what kind of weirdo would write about such a date place? 】

Xia Tian glanced at everyone with majestic eyes: "Who wrote about this kind of place?"

As he spoke, he turned over the answer board and presented it to everyone.

When they saw the word "cemetery", the expressions on all the guests' faces were like summer, which was very exciting.

Only Lu Yunfeng was surprised, unexpected and unbelievable.

I got angry and cursed Xia Tian for randomly writing the location, but Xia Tian actually got it?
God is helping me, hold it in, hold it back, don’t laugh.

Unfortunately, he couldn't control his expression, and his face still showed joy after all.

Seeing everyone looking at him, he forcibly calmed his expression:
"That one was written by me. What I actually wanted to write about at first was a park. Later I thought that everyone should be able to write about such a popular place. I felt that everyone might not be able to draw me, so I wrote one at random, Yuyi, I really didn’t mean it.”

Lu Yunfeng explained forcefully, laughing in his heart but with an aggrieved expression on his face.

[If I read it correctly, Mr. Lu just laughed, and he must be having a hard time enduring it now. 】

[Lu Yunfeng: The hatred for seizing my wife is irreconcilable. In the summer, I just sent you to the cemetery to be buried! 】

[It’s really outrageous. Fortunately, Yu Yi didn’t catch up with him. Otherwise, why would she go on a date in a place like this and not be pissed to death? 】

[Will the Magic City Cemetery become the next Muma City Court?After all, cemeteries are just like courts. The main thing is that they are free. From now on, dating will be like this. Spend the least money and do the most expensive things. The main thing is cost-effectiveness. 】

"Director Yang, can you draw another one?"

Xia Tian looked at Yang Mingxing.

"There is no rule without rules. Our program team has always adhered to the principles of fairness, openness and justice, so it won't work."

Yang Mingxing rejected Xia Tian's proposal.

[Hahaha, I feel like Director Yang just wants to see a joke about the conspicuous package. 】

【Things are getting interesting. [Hold your glasses]]

[First enter the court, then enter the cemetery. This love drama is really good at playing! 】

Can not be done!
Xia Tian lowered his head and looked at the answer board in his hand.

Forget it, no way.

It was like a walk in the park, although the location was a bit weird.

"Where are the others, where did you draw them?"

Skipping Xia Tian, ​​Yang Mingxing asked the other four male guests about their chosen date locations.

What Ye Qian drew was the lake written by Lin Yuyi.

What Gu Niansheng drew was the theater written by Yan Qingyu.

What Cheng Zeyu drew was the video game city written by Chi Hongdou.

What Lu Yunfeng drew was the beach written by Ye Qian.

The date locations everyone writes about are all types, and as for the specific location, you can choose it yourself.

And this specific location is kept secret from the audience for the time being.

This prevents fans from going to the venue to stay as guests.

Therefore, the live broadcast was paused for 5 minutes.

After spending 5 minutes deciding where each group would go, the live broadcast started again.

The program team has prepared a car for each guest, followed by a dedicated driver and cameraman.

"Let's go."

Xia Tian looked at Chi Hongdou.

"Humph~"

Chi Hongdou turned her head proudly, ignored Xia Tian, ​​and opened the back door of the car.

After thinking about it, she closed it again and opened the passenger door.

She didn't want to sit in a row with Xia Tian.

However, the cameraman was already sitting in the passenger seat, and he was looking at Chi Hongdou who opened the car door with a confused look on his face.

Chi Hongdou's face changed very quickly. Facing the camera guy, her originally arrogant face suddenly showed a warm and lively smile:

"Brother, I like to sit in the front and enjoy the scenery. Can you give me the passenger seat?"

Then, the cameraman got out of the car in a daze and gave up his seat to Chi Hongdou.

[Wow, Hongdou changes his face so quickly. 】

[Hey, Nvgoose, did the son-in-law have a fight? 】

[Don’t worry, it’s just a fight between the young couple and they will make up soon. 】

Chi Hongdou's sudden change of expression made many viewers see that there seemed to be a slight conflict between her and Xia Tian.

So what exactly happened?
The audience was confused, and Xia Tian was also confused.

But dealing with Chi Hongdou is very simple.

Xia Tian didn't care. He opened the door and sat in the rear driving position, sitting in the same row as the cameraman.

Speechless all the way.

Soon, the car arrived at the entrance of the cemetery chosen by the two.

After getting out of the car, Chi Hongdou walked inside alone with a serious face.

Xia Tian breathed a long sigh of relief and stepped out her long legs to keep up with her pace.

After entering the cemetery, Xia Tian discovered that this place was still a little different from the cemetery he imagined.

There are well-manicured greenery everywhere, and the tombs are built in different styles.

There are also many sculptures dedicated to famous people who have passed away.

Because it is not Qingming Festival, there are few people inside now, but the chirping of birds and the chirping of insects are endless.

Walking in such a quiet and pleasant environment makes people relax unconsciously.

Even Chi Hongdou slowed down and looked around curiously.

Suddenly, she stopped in front of a tombstone, with a little sadness in her eyes.

Xia Tian also stopped beside her curiously and looked at Mu's master.

The tombstone in this cemetery is different from other normal rectangular tombstones. It is a cloud carefully carved by craftsmen.

There is a photo above of a beautiful little girl with a happy smile on her face.

The tombstone recorded the birth and death dates of the little girl. This was a child who died at the age of eight. No wonder Hongdou's eyes were filled with sadness.

"In the future, I want to be a free cloud, soaring freely in the blue sky."

This is the epitaph on the little girl's tombstone.

"Xia Tian, ​​do you think people really have a next life?"

This was the first time Chi Hongdou took the initiative to talk to Xia Tian today.

"maybe."

Reincarnation, who knows?
Facing death is a cruel thing.

Looking at the neatly arranged tombstones, the two of them couldn't help but feel a little sad and heavy.

Even the barrages in the live broadcast room are much rarer.

They just walked slowly among these tombstones.

Looking at Chi Hongdou's sad expression, Xia Tian couldn't help but said: "Hongdou, how about I tell you an interesting epitaph?"

"???"

Chi Hongdou looked at him doubtfully.

Xia Tian slowly picked up a leaf from the ground, raised it to his eyes, blocked the sunlight, and said with a smile:

"At the beginning, I studied literature, but I failed in three years; I changed to martial arts, and I was shot at the school, and the drummers were expelled; I started business again, and I was cheated, stolen, and bandited; then I worked hard, and there was a severe drought at the age of one. , one year old flood, one year old migratory locust; he studied medicine and achieved success. He wrote a good prescription, took it, and died."

[Good guy, you almost don’t understand what Xia Tian said? 】

[Let me translate it for you: When I started studying literature, I failed the exam for three consecutive years.

So he switched to martial arts and shot an arrow on the martial arts training ground. It hit a soldier who was beating the drum, and he was kicked out.

When he became a businessman again, he met a liar for the first time, a robber for the second time, and a bandit for the third time.

I can only become a farmer. There will be a severe drought in the first year, a flood in the second year, and a locust plague in the third year.

In the end, he changed to study medicine and made up a recipe to treat the disease. As a result, he died after drinking it. 】【Good guy, should I say that his life is hard or should I say that his life is miserable? 】

[Are there really such miserable people in the world? 】

Chi Hongdou was also a top student, so it wasn't like he couldn't understand. He was just stunned for a moment and then realized what he was saying.

"Pfft~ Who is this person? Why is he so miserable?"

Seeing Chi Hongdou smile, Xia Tian felt a lot more relaxed.

"you guess."

"It's not you, is it?"

"Nonsense, I'm not dead yet!"

"..."

After this episode, the atmosphere between the two became much more harmonious.

Xia Tian smiled secretly in his heart, let me just say, dealing with Chi Hongdou is very simple.

Along the way, they saw men, women and children, and people of all ages were sleeping here.

Many of them, like the little girl, left epitaphs for themselves.

It may be humorous, hopeful, or eye-catching, but it is not sad.

This is probably human nature.

The dead don’t want the living to continue to grieve for them.

Many of them made Xia Tian's eyes light up.

For example, a young man in his 30s who died young had a simple sentence written on his tombstone: Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death.

An old woman in her 80s with gray hair and strong spirit said: "I'm sorry, I can't get up."

A young girl: Nameless Monument, who am I?
A young man: Please don’t add coriander to my tribute.

An old man in his [-]s: looking at life and death with a cold eye, riding through the world of mortals.

······
In this way, the two of them walked and stopped in this beautiful cemetery for a long time.

Looking at Chi Hongdou, whose expression gradually returned to calm, he suddenly asked curiously:

"Hongdou, if it were you, what would you write on your epitaph?"

Chi Hongdou stopped and looked up at the dense branches and leaves above her head. She pondered for a while before answering:

"Life is like tofu cake, sweet and salty, nothing interesting, it's all crumbs anyway."

"No, if there is tofu brain in my tribute, it must not be salty."

Xia Tian shook his head.

"you······"

The sadness that had just been brewing was instantly destroyed by Xia Tian.

Chi Hongdou couldn't help but rolled her eyes at him.

"You're so picky, I think you and the one who doesn't eat coriander can sleep together."

"Well, I think it's okay. It just so happens that I don't eat coriander. If I had enough money, I would pull out all the coriander in the world."

Xia Tian nodded seriously, seeming to have seriously considered Chi Hongdou's proposal.

"Anyone who doesn't eat coriander is a heretic."

"Those who eat coriander are heretics."

"..."

As the two quarreled from epitaphs to cilantro, netizens on the Internet began to imagine and think about what they would write as the final words of their lives in the future.

It didn’t take long for a highly discussed topic to become a hot search topic.

#Your life curtain call#
The two wandered in the cemetery for a long time before they came out of the maze-like park.

And it's almost time to have lunch.

As a man, he must remain a gentleman. Xia Tian took the initiative to ask Chi Hongdou:
"What to eat?"

"casual."

"Then let's go eat hot pot."

"No, eating hot pot will make you angry."

"What about boiled fish?"

"It's too spicy."

"Fujian cuisine?"

"It's too sweet. I'm losing weight recently."

"What do you want to eat?"

"casual."

"..."

"Chi Hongdou, are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

"No, I just said casually."

[Family, my conspicuous bag CP is back again. 】

[It’s over, my hands are itchy, and my girlfriend’s “casual” shadow appears. 】

"you······"

"Forget it, you come with me."

So, under the leadership of Chi Hongdou, they went to a private chef that seemed to be quite high-end.

Then, Xia Tian discovered that there really was such a dish as "anything".

Just stir-fry whatever is available in the kitchen that day. This is called casual, or stir-fried vegetables.

This private chef does not accept reservations, and the dishes are different every day. What is cooked depends on the mood of the chef.

However, the chef's cooking skills are excellent, each dish is unique and tastes good.

Anyway, the two of them had a great time eating.

After having enough wine and food, it’s free time in the afternoon.

The two decided to choose a date location each.

First up is Chi Hongdou.

She chose a temple not too far away from here to pray.

In front of the camera, she said that she wanted to get a marriage lottery for herself.

Then, she changed three lottery tubes, broke sixteen of them and signed the lottery, but could not pull out any one.

This made Xia Tian laugh at her for a long time.

Because Xia Tian only begged once, that is, to sign.

Unwilling to be reconciled, she also wanted to ask for No. 17. Finally, under the persuasion of the temple monks that "this is all superstition", she reluctantly gave up this activity.

In the car heading to the next date, Xia Tian did not forget to stimulate Chi Hongdou, and hummed a song with a smile:

“I kept guessing and made another prediction.

Good or bad, good or bad, or fearful.

I love you so much that I can't see the end of the world.

Good fortune confuses people's fate by a combination of circumstances~~"

Chi Hongdou was furious and almost chose to die with Xia Tian.

After going to the date place chosen by Chi Hongdou, he went to the date place chosen by Xia Tian.

Xia Tian didn't waste too much thought. He casually looked around and picked a handicraft store where he could make DIY tokens.

There were quite a few other people in the store.

Most of them are children, and parents bring them to play on weekends.

The shop owner didn't have any surprises about the camera guy. It's probably because there are quite a few Internet celebrities who usually come to him to do handicrafts.

The people in the store were probably used to it. They didn't pay attention to the two of them, so that they were not recognized.

The two people's handiwork also made netizens feel excited.

Others in the store are either making engraved rings or making custom earrings and pendants.

Xia Tian measured Chi Hongdou's wrist for a long time and planned to use her as an experiment to make a bracelet for her first. Once she has experience, she can make a better and more beautiful one for Lin Yuyi.

As a result, he spent a lot of time and polished it for a long time, and finally made a crooked but vaguely shaped sterling silver tight hoop.

Chi Hongdou was no less generous.

With Xia Tian's expression of "You've earned it", when she gave her the sterling silver hoop, she also took out a pair of silver handcuffs welded together with a silver chain in the middle and gave them to Xia Tian.

The two teamed up to blow up netizens and gift circles.

(End of this chapter)