The female guest on the romance drama is my ex-girlfriend

Chapter 260 I suggest that the miserable teacher kill the mistress

"Teacher Xia Tian, ​​it's time to say goodbye again!"

Ye Qian came over from behind and said goodbye to Xia Tian in a sad tone.

"Why do you say it like goodbye forever? Anyway, we can see you again next week."

Xia Tian glanced at the old boy calmly.

"By the way, you are going back to Nanli to film "Where the Wind Is". As for the male and female protagonists, I really envy you!"

Ye Qian glanced at Xia Xia and Chi Hongdou ambiguously, and said with a smile.

The show Youfeng has already started to warm up, so Ye Qian naturally knows about it.

"Brother Ye, I think you auditioned for a new drama last week. How was the role?"

Chi Hongdou asked curiously.

"Just talking about it makes me angry!"

Speaking of this drama, Ye Qian was a little surprised.

"what happened?"

Xia Tian was also curious.

"You don't know, the director told me before I went for the audition that most of the show would be sex scenes."

"That relationship is great. Isn't this a benefit to you men?"

Chi Hongdou glanced at Ye Qian with contempt.

"Ha ha······"

Ye Qian sneered:
"The second male lead plays a patient. From beginning to end, 70% of the scenes were spent lying on the bed. I was afraid of getting bedsores even after lying there for two fucking months."

"Pfft~"

Chi Hongdou couldn't hold it back, covered her mouth and laughed softly.

Xia Tian originally didn't want to laugh, but Chi Hongdou's smile infected him after all, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

The sex scene is not that easy to perform, because you can't make big movements, so the micro-expressions on the face and the eyes must be more full.

After some twists and turns, Xia Tian and Chi Hongdou's team finally set off.

They would spend most of the next day on the plane.

Not long after taking off, Xia Tian took out his mobile phone and started playing.

The kid in front was so noisy that he couldn't sleep.

Looking at his phone, he suddenly remembered the "emotional mentor" he had online.

It was he who gave him the advice to get his girlfriend as soon as possible to avoid having erotic dreams about Ye Mei.

You have to thank them properly.

Dreams come true into reality group (help group)
【Popularity Lovers】: Family, are you all here?Are you still in good health recently?
As soon as he, the security captain, appeared, the originally quiet group quickly became lively.

[I am a crab, I have no claws]: Security captain, are you still alive?

(withdraw)
[I’m a crab, I don’t have any pliers]: I mean you haven’t been bitten by those beautiful cleaning knives?
[Poor Lover]: What are you talking about? Of course I am living well.

[Put your jade butt lightly]: It’s good to be alive. How are you? Have you flushed?
Sister Yubuti is still so bold and goes straight to the point.

【Popularity Lover】:······· Rushed.

[Poor Woman from a Rich Family]: Good boy, yes, tell me, which one should I go for?Current girlfriend or ex-girlfriend in your dream?Or maybe some other small cleaning?
He Rong always had nothing to do, and the beeping noise in the group quickly attracted her.

[Put your jade butt lightly]: I didn’t realize it, but you’re pretty awesome.

[Popularity Lovers]: Special thanks to the miserable woman teacher for her previous advice. She is my current girlfriend [shy].Also, I’m not that great, practice makes perfect, just like I’ve been wiping butts for more than [-] years and I’ve never seen one before, but I can do it right every time.

This metaphor made everyone lose their minds a bit, after a period of silence.

[I’m a crab, I don’t have any pliers]: Isn’t it just a quick cleaning?

(withdraw)
[I am a crab, I have no claws]: I mean, congratulations.

[V I am 50 to read the secret recipe of crab roe stew]: Hey, knowing that the security captain has a sex life is even more uncomfortable than me dying.

[Smashing Lovers]: Mr. Crab Roe Stew, don’t you also know what you are talking about?

[V I am 50 to see the secret recipe of crab roe stew]:? ? ?

[Popularity Lover]: Don’t you make fun of other people’s uncles online every day? [Screenshot of swearing.jpg]
[I am a crab, I have no pliers]: That’s right, the crab roe pot teacher’s mouth is comparable to a toilet spatula stained with feces. [thumbs up]
[V I’m 50 to read the secret recipe for crab roe stew]: You guys really deserve to die...

[Popularity Enthusiast]: By the way, Teacher Miserable Woman, I remember you said last time that your daughter also has someone she likes. How are they getting along with each other?
[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: It didn’t go well.

[Set the jade butt lightly]: Why is it not going well?Xisuo, I want to hear it.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: There is a mistress meddling in my daughter’s relationship.

[V I am 50 to see the secret recipe of crab roe stew]: Mistress?That is really a disgusting species!
[I am a crab, I have no claws]: Who says it’s not the case?I suggest that the miserly woman teacher kill this mistress.

[Put your jade butt lightly]: Dao Dao Dao, you know Dao Dao, do you want the miserable teacher to step on the sewing machine?

[I am a crab, I have no pliers]: Yes, maybe the Paradise Umbrella you buy later will have the Miserable Woman Teacher effect.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: It is impossible to kill someone with a knife, but I plan to find the mistress during this time and ask her to quit on her own initiative.

[Poor Lovers]: Support the miserable teacher.

[Lightly Jade Butt]: The mistress is not easy to deal with. How do you plan to get her to quit on her own initiative?
[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: Do you think I can make her leave my future son-in-law if I give her 500 million?
[Popularity Lovers]:? ? ?

[Lightly place the jade buttocks]:? ? ?

[I am a crab, I have no claws]: The miserable teacher is delirious?
(withdraw)
[I am a crab, I have no pliers]: I mean, why did the miserable teacher give the mistress 500 million to let her leave? If you think it’s too much money to spend, I can help you spend it!
[V me 50 to see the secret recipe of crab roe stew]: Mr. Miserable Woman, V me 50 to verify your strength.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: Hey, who made my future son-in-law be affectionate and devoted? He has already become boyfriend and girlfriend with that mistress.

"Ahh~"

Lin Xiaosan Yuyi couldn't help but sneeze.

[Shit Jade Butt Lightly]: Wait, wait, wait, let me put it into perspective, what the miserable teacher means is that your daughter has fallen in love with a married man?So your daughter is the mistress!

Seeing this news, He Rong frowned and looked unhappy.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: Nonsense. My daughter and that man met earlier than the mistress. That man even fought with others for my daughter. He loves my daughter. Everything is the mistress’s problem.

[Popularity Lover]: I can’t understand the emotional concept of the miserable woman teacher, but I respect it.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: Can you, a security captain, understand emotions as well as I do?Just tell me if my advice to you to get your girlfriend earlier has any effect.

[Lost Fans]:······It is effective.

He indeed no longer had erotic dreams about Ye Mei.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: That’s alright, so listen to me, my future son-in-law’s girlfriend is the mistress who hinders my daughter’s pursuit of love.

He Rong used the rights of the group leader to force Lin Yuyi to be the mistress.

She wanted to hear people in the group express their opinion about the pairing of Zi Yuan and Xia Tian.

[Wealthy Woman]: Have you watched the most popular live broadcast of the love variety show in the past two days?
It's so good, why are you talking about this show?

Xia Tian found it quite interesting to watch other people talking about themselves on their mobile phones.

[Lightly Jade Butt]: Of course I watched it. I can’t find a partner in reality, so of course I need to find some CP to rub against.

[V Me 50 to watch the secret recipe of crab roe stew]: I also watched it. I originally liked Mr. Lu to charge for love and directly enter the battlefield. I wanted to knock him and Lin Yuyi. Unfortunately, I asked him to V Me 50 last time and he refused. , so I climbed the wall to complain about Xia Tian and Lin Yuyi’s rainy CP.

Yes, discerning.Seeing this reply, Xia Tian had a smile on his face.

V you 50 next time.

[I am a crab, I have no claws]: I am a conspicuous person.

What kind of weird CP is this?

Xia Tian is a little curious. He remembers that this couple should not be in their program.

[Lightly setting the jade buttocks]: I also like this pair, it’s like watching a campus love drama.

There was no campus CP among the people in the group, and He Rong was a little unhappy.

She doesn't like to see these.

Only Xia Tian did not speak.

[Wealthy Woman]: Security captain, what about you?
[Popularity Lovers]: Let’s rain on CP. By the way, what is conspicuous bag CP?
[I am a crab, I have no claws]: Did you really watch the last episode?Of course it's Xia Tian and Chi Hongdou. I like to watch them play together as a married couple, insulting others together, and embarrassing themselves together.

"..."

Xia Tian glanced at Chi Hongdou sitting next to him with complicated eyes.

Why are they so conspicuous again?
Also, Chi Hongdou is obviously the only one embarrassing himself on the show, so it's none of his business.

[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: A bunch of blind people, you don’t understand love at all. Listen to me, campus CP is true love, other CPs are all staged, my vision is not wrong.

I do not know how?
[Popularity Enthusiasts]: Teacher Miserable Woman, are you sure you got it right?
[Miscellaneous Woman from a Rich Family]: Of course, even if the love between you and the cleaning girl is fake, they are still real.On the night of the final confession, they must be a couple. If they are wrong, I will lick them from City H to City X with my tongue.

Haha, I hope you keep your word.

Xia Tian quietly saved the screenshot of the chat history.

[Take care of your jade butt]: By the way, I told you that Xia Tian could participate in this show because her ex-girlfriend had unspoken rules. Her only requirement for participating in this show was to have her ex-girlfriend who had gone to the center of the earth. Pack together with your boyfriend.

You are well-informed...
But besides Ye Mei, there is also Lin Yuyi.

He himself only learned the news from Yang Mingxing.

[V I’m 50 to watch the secret recipe of crab roe stew]: Tsk, if you have a good-looking face, you will be popular. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day Xia Huaping officially announces that he is dating five female guests on the show at the same time.

"..."

Brother, don't be too outrageous, I'm not that carefree.

Xia Tian was just about to reason with him. He was a good man who was affectionate and dedicated.

Suddenly a loud cry came from the front row.

Because they were in a hurry, they did not book business class for this flight in the summer, but took ordinary class.

The people sitting in front of them were probably three generations of the family.

An old lady in her 60s, a woman in her 30s, and a five or six-year-old child.

In fact, the child has been making trouble since he got on the plane. The stewardess came over and tried to persuade him twice, but it was of little use.

This made Xia Tian miss the five little Doudings in the program group.

But after all, this is an ordinary cabin, which is a bit messy, so just bear with it.

But now I don't know why, this child started crying.

The more his mother coaxed him, the louder he cried.

Not only did the old lady not help her mother, she even curled her lips and scolded her:
"I'm not talking about you. Doesn't the child just want a toy? So what if I bought it for him? If I had known better, I wouldn't have let my sweet grandson come to this big city and suffer with you..."

For a time, the child's crying, the dissatisfied looks of the people around her, and the old man's censure made the already tired mother angry.

She turned around and said to the old man first: "Mom, you can't spoil your child like this, or you will raise him to waste."

Then, ignoring the old man's eyes that immediately closed up after hearing her words, he gently slapped the crying child and threatened in a low voice:

"If you keep messing around, I'll sell you."

However, she hit her lightly and her words were not very threatening, so the boy cried even more vigorously:
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I want to race, I want to race, grandma will buy me a racing car..."

Everyone in the entire cabin was affected to a greater or lesser extent, and many people even planned to catch up on their sleep on the plane.

At this moment, everyone frowned and looked at the three people. The flight attendant tried hard to persuade him and gave the boy some snacks, hoping that he would calm down.

But it didn't work.

This kid is obviously spoiled by his grandma and will not give up until he achieves his goal.

Chi Hongdou beside Xia Tian frowned, with a strong sense of justice.

She pulled up her mask, pulled up the brim of her hat, stood up under Xia Tian's surprised gaze, and spoke in a lowered voice:
"Sister, how can you sell this child? I want to buy it."

"..."

For a moment, the cabin became quiet, and everyone looked at her.

Including the little boy who was rolling around just now.

"My husband and I have been married for two years and have no children. We are thinking of buying one to raise and play with."

After finishing speaking, Chi Hongdou also pulled up Xia Tian's clothes.

You kid, why don’t you have any eyesight?
Won't you cooperate?

Seeing Chi Hongdou's sexy moves, Qin Hong, who was not far away, was stunned.

My ancestor, you are a female star, can you say this?
If someone else records it and posts it online, the house will definitely collapse, okay?
Ning Yao looked at her with surprise. Chi Hongdou was really smart and cunning.

She actually found such an opportunity to call Xia Husband. She had always wanted to but didn't dare to say it out loud.

I'm so angry, why didn't I think of that?
Xia Tian immediately understood Chi Hongdou's eyes. He was also very annoyed with this noisy and spoiled brat, so he decided to cooperate.

He stood up, came to Chi Hongdou and said in a low voice:

"Dear, our family is small and we haven't prepared a room for the child yet. Where can you buy it for him to live in?
Chi Hongdou's eyes lit up, "You boy, you cooperated well."

She took Xia Tian's arm and still lowered her voice:
"Isn't your family a pig farmer? If you clean up the pig pen, you can still live in it."

"..."

This time, the little boy really didn't dare to cry anymore.

No, I didn’t dare to cry loudly, so I could only cover my mouth and shed tears, while trying my best to squeeze towards grandma.

The child stopped making trouble, but when the old lady saw that her darling grandson was frightened, her expression immediately changed.

"Oh, if you don't cry, don't cry. If your good grandson doesn't cry, grandma won't sell my good grandson..."

Holding the child tightly in his arms and coaxing him, he raised his head and glanced at the two people who were wrapped tightly.

"Today's young people are too ugly to be seen in public, and their mouths are also worse than the last..."

Of course, Chi Hongdou would not spoil her, so she said something even more sinister:

"Nowadays, Lao Deng is not very particular, but his life is longer than the last..."

"..."

Despite the looks of surprise or admiration from everyone in the cabin, Chi Hongdou looked at the old lady without flinching at all:

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't say you were Lao Deng."

(End of this chapter)