Collection of Gods

Chapter 188 1 Language Puns

Chapter 188 A Pun

Late at night, Gubei No. [-].

Tang Yuan and Wen Muxue returned home in a Rolls-Royce Cullinan. After Li Qiming successfully proposed today, he not only invited many classmates and friends from Gaojin College, but also invited all the players of the Marx College basketball team, as well as Song Qingru's There are many classmates and friends, totaling nearly 30 people.

Such a wine party is naturally extremely lively.

During the exchange of cups, even with Tang Yuan's drinking capacity, he was still [-]% drunk when he left.

After returning home, the housekeeper Qiao Ying noticed the smell of alcohol on Tang Yuan's body, so she immediately asked someone to give Tang Yuan a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, and then asked someone to prepare a pot of hangover tea. At the same time, she took the initiative to hand over a hot towel to Tang Yuan. Wiping your hands and applying your face can be said to be thorough and meticulous.

Fresh orange juice is rich in vitamin C and fructose, which protects the liver, relieves hangovers and is a diuretic. Tang Yuan sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling window on the top floor. After drinking the entire glass of orange juice, he got up and walked to the bathroom to take a shower.

After he came out, the empty cup with orange juice disappeared and was replaced by a pot of warm chrysanthemum tea. Tang Yuan sat on a chair and drank several cups in succession.

He was originally seventy percent drunk, but now he was only three percent drunk.

Wen Muxue was taking a shower in another bathroom on the top floor. Tang Yuan saw the sound of running water in the bathroom, so he left the floor-to-ceiling window, sat on the bedside with his iPad and began to search for news about wargame venues at home and abroad.

About 15 minutes later, Wen Muxue walked out of the bathroom wearing silk pajamas and bare feet. The look of a beauty coming out of the bath made Tang Yuan no longer want to look up information.

Throwing the iPad aside, Tang Yuan walked down from the bed, slowly came to Wen Muxue, and subconsciously touched the belt of the silk pajamas with his right hand.

"do not……"

A slight blush flashed across Wen Muxue's fair face. She held down Tang Yuan's right hand that wanted to undress and take off his belt, with a charming look on her face.

"what happened?"

"It's almost 12 o'clock."

“Today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow, there may be no confusion.”

Tang Yuan gently stroked Wen Muxue's long black and silky hair and said with a serious face.

"Where are the things I just brought back from the dormitory?"

Wen Muxue looked around and suddenly asked about it.

"I put it in the small living room next door. Are you looking for something?"

Tang Yuan showed some doubts and responded truthfully.

When Wen Muxue heard this, she said softly: "Then wait a moment, I will be back soon with a surprise~"

After saying that, Wen Muxue hurried towards the small living room and closed the bedroom door before leaving.

"This girl..."

"what the hell?"

Tang Yuan muttered twice, but did not follow him out. Instead, he sat back on the bed, wanting to see what Wen Muxue was up to.

After a while, the bedroom door was pushed open again.

When Wen Muxue appeared in front of Tang Yuan again, Tang Yuan was stunned. Wen Muxue took off her original silk pajamas and put on another set of clothes.

Pure white collared short-sleeved shirt, sky blue bow, blue and white plaid pleated skirt, white mid-calf stockings, dressed like this, paired with Wen Muxue's stunning face, she looks like any man in the student world The most perfect image of white moonlight ever imagined by the times.

"How about it?"

"Does it look good?"

"I bought this suit when I participated in the 2016 National University Games. I wore it once and never again."

Wen Muxue circled in place, facing Tang Yuan's increasingly fiery eyes, she walked slowly to Tang Yuan and asked softly.

Tang Yuan's right hand caressed Wen Muxue's slender and straight legs: "Why did you suddenly think of wearing this outfit?"

"because……"

"I also want to have a talk with you tonight, a sweet campus love~"

Wen Muxue blushed, leaned over and whispered in Tang Yuan's ear.

The next second, with Wen Muxue's exclamation, a vigorous and indescribable battle began.

……

Two days later.

China Maritime Jiaotong University Xuhui Campus, Gaofin College Lecture Classroom.The old professor in front was teaching, and Tang Yuan was sitting in the back. Because the other person's lecture was more interesting, he listened attentively throughout the class.

"Ring Ling Ling..."

Unknowingly, the entire class time passed. As the bell rang, the old professor stopped teaching, packed up his lesson plan, and announced the end of get out of class.

"Um--!"

"Finally get out of class is over!"

"Having classes on a Saturday, is there anything more cruel in this world than this?"

Guan Yuntao, who had slept through the entire class, opened his eyes drowsily, stretched himself out, and at the same time complained in his mouth with some despair.

"Yes, I have."

"The only thing more cruel than Saturday is that classes continue on Sunday."

Tang Yuan glanced at Guan Yuntao and said with a smile while packing his schoolbag.

"What?"

"There are still classes tomorrow?"

"real or fake?"

"Is school going crazy?"

Guan Yuntao, who was still a little sleepy at first, was no longer sleepy in an instant after hearing the bad news. He stared at Tang Yuan with his bull's eyes, confused.

"Laoguan, Brother Yuan didn't lie to you."

"There will be classes tomorrow, Professor Zhao just said in class."

"Because he will attend an international economic forum next month and need to travel for more than half a month, he has to hurry up and try to finish the course early before he leaves."

Li Qiming carried his schoolbag behind his back and helped Tang Yuan prove that what he said was true.

Facing Guan Yuntao's increasingly desperate eyes, Tang Yuan shrugged: "Let's go? Are you planning to review your homework here for a while?"

Guan Yuntao had no choice but to sigh, carrying his schoolbag, and followed Tang Yuan and Li Qiming outside the lecture theater.

"Brother Yuan, what are your plans next?"

"Let's go play ball together or have a nightclub?"

Guan Yuntao asked Tang Yuan.

"No."

"I have something else to do later, so you can go find Xiao Ming or Xin Yu."

Tang Yuan shook his head and directly rejected Guan Yuntao's proposal.

Li Qiming immediately echoed: "Don't look at me, I just promised my wife to go shopping for furniture, and I don't have time."

After being rejected one after another, Guan Yuntao lowered his head and said, "Well, since you all have something to do, I can only talk to my female fair-weather friends."

"just you?"

"Is it long enough?"

"There's a high probability that you won't be able to touch someone's heart, right?"

When Li Qiming heard this, he smiled evilly and teased a few words, and then ran outside before Guan Yuntao could react.

Guan Yuntao was stunned for a while, and then he quickly reacted. He was almost angry to death: "Li Qiming, stop here and see if labor and management don't kill you today!"

With that said, Guan Yuntao seemed to have turned into a humanoid tank and chased after Li Qiming.

Tang Yuan looked at the two people's retreating figures, shook his head helplessly, and continued to walk slowly outside. However, as he walked, Tang Yuan felt something foreign under his feet, so he raised his feet and saw that He saw a piece of chalk stuck between the seams of his shoes.

Tang Yuan looked like this, reached out and dug out the piece of chalk from the seam of his shoe, then threw it aside and continued walking towards the parking lot, leaving only a sigh from him.

"There is still a lot of chalk in school..."

(End of this chapter)

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