Collection of Gods

Chapter 110 Language Traps
China is rich in land and resources.

Five-star chefs and famous restaurant chefs may sound a bit unclear, but looking at the whole of China, although people with this skill cannot be said to be like the crucian carp crossing the river, there are still quite a lot of them, so as long as the money is available, it is still Some people are willing to go to hospital and work as cooks.

After all, the work intensity here in Tang Yuan must be far lower than that of a five-star hotel or a famous restaurant, but the salary is still high. Naturally, some people are willing to do such a job that has money and leisure.

There was a feast of wine and wine in front of them. As the host, Tang Yuan said a few words briefly and then greeted everyone to start eating with their chopsticks.

Inside a professional foreign wine glass, a round and smooth ice ball is soaked in amber wine. Under the illumination of the light, the ice ball reflects a bright and magnificent soft light.

The whiskey that Tang Yuan opened first was one of the Langmore twins, with the bottle labeled 508 on the bottle.

Gently sip it into your lips, you will find the fragrance of orange peel and raspberry, as well as the unique bitter taste of licorice, black tea and chocolate. After the wine flows down the throat for a while, the mixed aftertaste of blackberry and smoke will appear. It can be said to be long and profound.

"tasty?"

Wen Muxue asked curiously after seeing Tang Yuan drink the wine.

"Would you like to taste it?"

Tang Yuan smiled and gently pushed the wine glass in his hand towards Wen Muxue.

"Mmmmmmm!"

Wen Muxue nodded heavily. She picked up Tang Yuan's wine glass, with a look of anticipation on her face, and took a sip like a dragonfly taking a sip of water.

"what……"

"so spicy!"

Just a small sip made Wen Muxue a little unable to bear it. She slightly stuck out her tongue, then quickly picked up the red wine glass next to her, using the taste of red wine to cover up the spiciness of the whiskey.

Seeing Wen Muxue's reaction, Tang Yuan couldn't help but smile, shook his head gently, and then turned his attention to Li Qiming and others.

At this time, Li Qiming, who had just been quarreling with the unruly Guan Yuntao over drinks, was busy taking care of Song Qingru, who had arrived late. Everything he saw and heard was told in detail to Song Qingru, who was like a peerless warm man.

"Depend on!"

"This Li Qiming really values ​​sex over friends, and is very unethical!"

"Is this dog food really just forced into my mouth?"

The loving look of Li Qiming and Song Qingru made Guan Yuntao a little upset, and he turned to complain to Tang Yuan.

"If you are envious, just find a good girl, have a serious relationship, and show off when the time comes. That'll be fine, right?"

With a smile on his lips, Tang Yuan picked up his wine glass and touched it gently with Guan Yuntao.

"Hey……"

"It's not that I don't want to fall in love seriously, it's just that I can't meet the right person."

As the spicy wine entered his throat, Guan Yuntao smacked his lips, then sighed softly and responded to Tang Yuan.

Tang Yuan put down his wine glass and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Tell me, what kind of person should you think the right person is?"

"Um……"

"First of all, you must be kind and virtuous. Your character must be good, your wealth must be clean, and you must be considerate. Secondly, you must be beautiful, gentle, curvy, and not too tall. I like Xiaojiabiyu-type girls. Finally, you must be independent, but not too independent. You need to know how to act nice and cute occasionally, act coquettishly with me, and so on."

Guan Yuntao pondered for a moment, then mentioned a bunch of conditions in pieces, and finally turned his attention to Tang Yuan, with a look of expectation on his face: "Brother Yuan, is there such a girl by your side? If so, can you Please help introduce her, and I will definitely treat her with my 100% sincerity!"

"Don't count on me anymore. There is no such girl around me." Tang Yuan looked a little speechless: "But if you are sincere, you will be wise. If you kowtow twice a day, gods and Buddhas may appear to you one day." I’ve met the right person.”

"Makes sense!"

"Brother Yuan, where do you think it is easiest to kowtow to get blessings from gods and Buddhas?"

Guan Yuntao nodded heavily, and then asked again.

When Tang Yuan heard this, he pointed directly in front of him and replied seriously: "Go south, because it's quite difficult!"

Guan Yuntao: "???"

Wen Muxue, who was sitting on the other side of Tang Yuan, had heard every word of the conversation between the two of them just now. Now looking at Guan Yuntao's dull expression mixed with a bit of resentment, she couldn't help laughing. He covered his mouth and chuckled.

... After three rounds of wine, five tastes of food.

Although the alcohol content of whiskey is not as high as that of liquor, whiskey is much easier to drink than liquor. At first, when they were sober, everyone was more cautious about what they drank, but after the alcohol hit their head, everyone began to drink less.

In just over an hour, most of the second bottle of whiskey was gone.

At the round table, everyone was in high spirits.

Chen Yongbing is a player who gets drunk when he drinks. He is blushing and necking. He is holding Guan Yuntao in his left hand and Yang Wenlong, a substitute for the basketball team of Gaojin College, in his right hand. He is cursing at the top of his lungs.

"Let me tell you, I will never forget the beating I received when I was 9 years old. My mother had a rolling pin in her left hand and a shoehorn in her right hand. My father chased me all over the neighborhood with a belt in his left hand and a skipping rope in his right hand. Run, they played mixed doubles and beat me for two hours, so hard that I couldn't get out of bed for two days!"

Guan Yuntao showed some sympathy when he heard this. Just listening to the other party's description, he could imagine how badly Chen Yongbing was beaten.

"What's the matter?"

"Did you point out the school?"

"Why are your parents so angry?"

Yang Wenlong asked with a smile, full of interest in the reason why Chen Yongbing was beaten.

"Damn it!"

"I had a classmate at that time. One day he suddenly gave me a disc and said that it contained a super good movie, but if it was not full, I had to ask my parents to accompany me to watch it." When Chen Yongbing mentioned this, he couldn't help but gritted his teeth: "I was It’s so simple, it happened to be the weekend, so I called my parents when I got home, and when the disc started playing, the film played was actually his grandma’s educational film about the island country!”

"I was ignorant at the time and didn't know what an educational film about an island nation was. I just saw two men and women taking off their clothes. Before I could read further, my mother's big mouth was already twitching. The scene was really Those who see it will shed tears, and those who hear it will be sad!”

The more Chen Yongbing talked, the more excited he became, while Guan Yuntao and others wanted to laugh more and more as they listened. Finally, after Chen Yongbing finished speaking, all the boys on the round table couldn't help laughing, and some almost laughed under the table. .

"What a jerk."

Tang Yuan's face froze with laughter. He rubbed his face and then turned his gaze to Wen Muxue, who had a rosy face. He suddenly became interested and moved closer to him. He whispered teasingly: "Xiao Muxue, do you know Cang Muxue?" Who is the teacher?"

Facing Tang Yuan's sudden inquiry, Wen Muxue's heartbeat accelerated slightly. She pretended to be calm and asked with pretense of confusion: "Who is Teacher Cang?"

"What about Mr. Jingu?"

"do not know."

"What about Teacher Chun?"

"do not know."

"What about Teacher Sasa?"

Wen Muxue still shook her head, with a pure and innocent expression on her face.

"You should know Xinheng Yui, right?"

Tang Yuan spoke faster and suddenly asked again.

"what?"

"Does Xinheng Yui also make that kind of film?"

Wen Muxue was shocked, her beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and she subconsciously asked.

Tang Yuan did not answer, but looked at Wen Muxue with a half-smile, with a bit of teasing in his eyes.

When Wen Muxue saw Tang Yuan's expression, she didn't know that she had accidentally fallen into the language trap that Tang Yuan had set for herself. This made her feel a little embarrassed and annoyed, and she couldn't help but give Tang Yuan a few blows. .

"Senior, you are dead!"

Wen Muxue's face was red and her voice was so charming.

"Hahaha……"

When Tang Yuan heard this, he couldn't help but smile and started laughing again.

(End of this chapter)