Join the time traveler chat group, but I haven’t time travelled！

Chat group.

Lan Bowan: "@苏青, no need to trouble you to come over, I'm fine, thank you, boss!"

Just when Su Qing was about to go there in person, Lan Bowan, who had been silent, finally spoke.

Su Qing: "Hey, good guy, brother, you finally spoke. What's going on? Why didn't it bubble up before?"

Seeing this, Su Qing accepted it and planned to ask about the situation before making plans.

Xie Lin: "The return of missing people, is this a lack of humanity or a loss of morality?"

Wang Defa: "Haha, Lao Xie, you still love to be funny!"

Fang Chang: "Guys, shouldn't the focus of attention be on the return of missing persons? Why does it involve morality?"

Wang Mang: "Is it possible that something happened to this brother?"

Xiao Longnu: "It's very possible!"

He Daqing: "The good brother finally showed up, and our three new group members are now gathered together."

Liu Aqi: "It's worth celebrating, scatter flowers!"

Not only Su Qing, but other group members also appeared one after another, wondering why Rambo Wan hadn't shown up for a long time.

Rambowan: "It's nothing. It's just my own psychological problem. I don't bother my brothers to worry about it."

Rambowan: "Let me introduce to you the planet I am on. I did some research during this period and found that this is a garbage planet, full of all kinds of garbage."

Rambowan: "Furthermore, except for my awakening of spiritual wisdom due to time travel, there is no second consciousness on the entire planet, and the world is completely silent."

Rambowan: "It can be said that this entire planet is a huge cage, and I am the only one imprisoned in the cage. There is no way to go to heaven and no way to go to the earth."

Rambowan: "The reason why I haven't gone crazy yet is due to the existence of chat groups. Looking at everyone's chat groups every day can also give me a little comfort in my heart, and I am finally not so lonely."

In the endless pile of mechanical garbage on Saitan, Rambowan's consciousness stirred and he said to the group.

Some time ago, he was almost diagnosed with autism.

Why did everyone travel through time and space into a shabby machine?

It's just that he traveled through time and became a machine. Without driving energy, he can't move and is equivalent to a vegetative state.

Therefore, during this period of time, he was too lazy to talk in the group. What could he say, envy, jealousy, and hate?

Su Qing: "It's okay. If you want to be more open-minded, you still have our group of time-travelers. Don't think too much."

Su Qing: "If you have any difficulties, just tell us and we will help you wherever we can."

After listening to what Lan Bowan said, Su Qing understood that he had a huge psychological gap and could not accept it for a while.

For this kind of psychological factor, others can't help him, he can only figure it out on his own.

Rambo Wan: "The boss is right. I understand. I have figured it out now. It is better to die than to live. As long as you live, you will definitely have a chance!"

Rambowan: "At any rate, I am still alive now. I am still alive and well. I am freed from the shackles of flesh and blood. I live better than human beings. There is no limit to my life span. As long as nothing happens, I can live forever. Ha ha!"

After taking a look at the personal information on the chat group panel, Rambo Wan smiled bitterly.

I don't know whether I should call him unlucky or lucky. He did not travel through time as an adult, but instead lived longer than humans.

Because of the particularity of the mechanical world, his consciousness can exist forever as long as he does not encounter any accidents.

Even if the possessed machine completely falls apart, he can be transferred to other machines to achieve an alternative form of immortality.

Flesh and flesh are bitter and weak, but machines are immortal!

He Daqing: "It feels so good to hold grass? Then why are you so confused?"

Liu Aqi: "Fuck, I'm so envious that my chickens are turning purple!"

When the two new group members heard this, they cursed at the same time.

Rambowan: "I didn't think about this before, and I almost made myself autistic."

Rambo Wan: "It didn't take long for me to figure it out. If I travel through time and become a machine, just be a machine. Whatever you like."

He also accidentally discovered that he had achieved a different kind of immortality, and then he came out of the haze.

Su Qing: "That's good, as long as you can figure it out."

Xie Lin: "That's okay!"

Wang Defa: "Fortunately, I have achieved enlightenment and become an immortal, so I won't be envious or jealous."

Wang Mang: "What a coincidence, I have also become an immortal. Not to mention eternal life, living for millions of years is not a problem."

Xiao Longnu: "Oh shit, I remembered, I haven't become an immortal yet! But it's okay, I can live for five hundred years at the golden elixir stage!"

Seeing that Rambowan seemed to be normal, the old group members were relieved.

Liu Aqi: "It seems that I have to work harder to practice, and strive to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal as soon as possible, so that I can be on par with the big guys in the group."

Liu Aqi: "Okay, brothers, I am no longer in the water. I have to practice hard."

Seeing this, Liu Aqi was greatly stimulated and immediately went offline to practice.

He Daqing: "I'm going to try practicing for the first time, bye."

Like Liu Aqi, He Daqing was also greatly stimulated. After saying this, he logged off and tried practicing for the first time in his life.

Xie Lin: "Hey, why did everyone run away? Where are the people?"

Su Qing: "Didn't you see that their portraits have turned gray? They have all gone to practice!"

Wang Defa: "It's boring, I'll do it too."

Xiao Longnu: "Well, I have to get busy, unify the world as soon as possible, and then ascend to other worlds."

The old group members chatted for a few words and then went about their business.

Courtyard world.

When He Daqing's eyes returned from the chat group to reality, Silly Zhu had already slept like a dead pig, whirring.

He sat cross-legged, with the contents of the 'Basic Body Training Technique of the Human Race - Advanced Edition' flowing in his mind, and began to try his first practice in his life.

Yesterday, he ate a superpower fruit, which not only stimulated his mental superpowers, but also improved his physical fitness and stimulated his potential.

At this time, while trying to practice the immortal method, he immediately sensed the rich energy between heaven and earth.

According to the immortal method, He Daqing slowly absorbed the energy of the outside world into his body, and then converted it into spiritual power.

As time passed, his mind was completely lost in the pleasure of cultivation, and he couldn't extricate himself for a while.

Just when He Daqing was calmly practicing, something unexpected happened in the yard.

At this moment, a faint light fell from the distant sky, entering this world from the outside world.

The dim light paused for a moment, and in an instant, at a speed that could not be detected by the naked eye, it fell straight from the air into the Xu family's backyard.

In the quiet backyard of Xu's house, Xu Damao leaned on Shu Xiao'e and worked hard, and 123 was completed.

He drank a few more sips of wine and fell into a deep sleep after finishing. He did not see the disgust and annoyance in Lou Xiao'e's eyes.

Lou Xiao'e tidied up, angrily turned off the light and went to sleep. She turned around and turned her back to Xu Damao. The two were like bedfellows.

Not to mention Lou Xiao'e's resentment, but Xu Damao, after he fell asleep, he came to a vast space in a daze.     “Hey, am I dreaming?”

Xu Damao looked around unsteadily and muttered.

"Xu Damao, you are here!"

At this time, a voice came from all directions in the space.

"Who? Who called you Uncle Xu, come out, I saw you!"

Xu Damao suddenly woke up and shouted with a trace of panic in his eyes.

"Xu Damao, I am the God you humans call God. I have a very important task for you now. Are you willing to accept it?"

The voice was neither urgent nor slow, and slowly reached Xu Damao's ears, making him look uncertain.

"God? Mission? What if I accept it? So what if I don't accept it? What benefits will I get?"

Xu Damao swallowed, he was not very interested in the so-called God, he just cared about his own interests.

"Do you know why you haven't been able to have children after many years of marriage? Why are you targeted by the protagonist Silly Zhu everywhere? Why can't you get promoted to an official position and your rank has always remained the same?"

That voice was full of temptation, making Xu Damao's heart beat faster and his eyes flicker.

"what do you want to do?"

He took a deep breath and asked.

"Let's do this. I will transmit a memory to you, and you will know after reading it."

As the voice spoke, Xu Damao suddenly had a lot of memories, from when he was born, to when he graduated from junior high school and studied filmmaking with his father Xu Fugui, and then married Lou Xiao'e, a rich girl, and had no children for several years, and then to what happened today The incident of the old hen being stolen, and what happens in the future.

Tomorrow at noon, Widow Qin will find him, blackmail him for five white-faced steamed buns, and be punished by Silly Zhu. The hatred between the two continues to deepen.

Then Widow Qin introduced Sha Zhu to her cousin in the country. Widow Qin revealed the news to Xu Damao intentionally or unintentionally, which made him fall in love with Shuiling Qin Jingru at a glance. She intercepted Sha Zhu's blind date, and was targeted by Sha Zhu again. She took off his underwear, and when Lou Xiaoe found out about it, the two got divorced.

After the divorce, Lou Xiao'e lived in the house of a deaf old lady in the backyard, and was matched up with Sha Zhu by the old lady. The two had sex. When Xu Damao found out, he reported the Lou family, and he himself was plotted by Widow Qin. Qin Jingru Come to the door with a pregnancy test sheet, he can only marry this country woman

In the next ten years, Xu Damao hugged Li Huaide and became the deputy director of the steel rolling mill. He made a lot of money, but was later liquidated. His position was wiped out and he could only go back to play movies.

After the reform, Xu Damao was cheated by Li Huaide into doing business and lost all his money.

Finally, he managed to survive until the new century. He collected the body for Shazhu and died of cold and hunger under the overpass.

What will happen in the next few decades echoes in Xu Damao's mind like a movie, making his face change drastically, as if he has seen a ghost.

It turns out that the reason why he has no children is because he was kicked by Silly Pillar, which made him infertile.

It turns out that the reason why he was targeted by Sha Zhu was because Sha Zhu was the protagonist and he, Xu Damao, was the villain.

It turned out that the reason why he couldn't get an official position was because he married a capitalist's girl, which made him unable to become an official due to his status.

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"Why am I the villain and Silly Zhu is the protagonist? Why?"

After digesting this memory, Xu Damao jumped to his feet and cursed.

"No, in the memory you gave me, there is no He Daqing at the chicken stealing conference. He will not be picked up by me until more than ten years later."

But in an instant, Xu Damao discovered something was wrong. After calming down, he said loudly: "But He Daqing is back today."

"Yes, you are really smart. You discovered the root of the problem at a glance."

The voice was full of approval and said: "This is also the reason why I came to you."

"You mean, this is not the real He Daqing?"

Xu Damao was startled by his guess, and his heart was filled with turmoil.

"The real He Daqing has frozen to death in Baoding. He was plotted by the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai and was forced to become the Bai family's donkey."

The voice said: "Two years ago, after the White Widow died of illness, he was kicked out by the Bai brothers. Two nights ago, he froze to death."

"Just after his death, an extraterrestrial demon descended from the sky, entered his body, took over his body, and transformed into He Daqing."

"That's why the plot changed. He Daqing, who was supposed to be in Baoding, came back and intervened in the affairs of the hospital, sending Yi Zhonghai in."

"Next, he will have an incalculable impact on the entire world. The neighbors in the entire compound will be implicated by him, and you may even die because of it."

"So, are you willing to police evil and punish rape and maintain world peace?"

This voice is the ‘Lord of the System’ who has not appeared for a long time.

He was blocked from the realm of the eastern heavens by a Hunyuan being, and he also learned that the first invasion of the earth failed. He was naturally unwilling to accept it.

Therefore, He released one hundred and eight thousand system clones and invaded all the heavens and realms under the jurisdiction of the Eastern Heavens Realm, in an attempt to reconcile the inside and the outside, and finally completely capture the Eastern Heavens Realm.

Entering the world of Siheyuan and finding the dim light on Xu Damao's head is one of the one hundred and eighty thousand system clones.

"I, Xu Damao, will do my best to safeguard world peace!"

Whether the neighbors die or not has nothing to do with Xu Damao.

But if he himself will be affected, that's a no-no.

"Very well, I did not misjudge the person. The responsibility of maintaining world peace will be left to you."

After a while of deception by the clone of the 'Lord of the System', Xu Damao finally accepted the task.

【Ding! The host accepts the task and activates the god-level sign-in system! 】

[This system is an important tool to help the host maintain world peace and kill the extraterrestrial demon ‘He Daqing’. It can be divided into three modules: ‘Attribute Panel’, ‘Sign-in’, and ‘System Backpack’. The host is asked to explore by himself! 】

Then, a mechanical sound sounded in Xu Damao's ears, and a message appeared in his mind, explaining the system and using it.

God-level sign-in system, as the name suggests, Xu Damao, as the host, can sign in every day, and will receive various rewards every time he signs in.

Therefore, after getting this information about the instructions for use, Xu Damao quickly understood how to use the system.

"System, show my properties panel!"

Xu Damao muttered silently in his mind and opened the system panel.

[Host]: Xu Damao

【Sex: Male

【Age】：28/65

[Physique]: 6

【Strength】: 6

【Speed】: 9

【Spirit】: 11

[Abnormal state]: The reproductive system is damaged, resulting in lifelong infertility!

[Pocket Backpack]: Newbie Gift Pack (not opened)

Looking at the 'abnormal status' on the panel, Xu Damao's expression was very ugly.

Sure enough, as God said, the reason why he was unable to have children was because he was kicked out by the fool.

"God, can it still be cured? I don't want to be a homeless person!"

Xu Damao asked subconsciously, but unfortunately the voice did not respond.

"Did God leave?"

When Xu Damao opened his eyes, what he saw was his bedroom, with his wife Lou Xiao'e lying next to him.

"System, open the novice gift package!"

He glanced at Lou Xiao'e with a complicated expression and reopened the system panel.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the talent ‘Nine Bulls and Two Tigers’ (blue). It has the power of nine bulls and two tigers, with infinite strength and amazing defense. 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining: 100 large unity sheets, 100 large gold bars, 1 ton of flour, 1 ton of rice, 1 ton of pork, 1 ton of beef, 1 ton of chicken, 1 ton of mutton, and 1 ton of freshwater fish. Ton. 】

After the novice gift package is opened, a series of ten items will be opened and automatically placed in the system backpack.

Hold the grass!

Looking at the massive amounts of meat and food in the system's backpack, Xu Damao couldn't help but open his mouth and cursed. (End of chapter)