Fairy, please pay me back.

Chapter 58 Jian Fusheng cheats on the gang ([-]) ([-]-in-[-])

Yangfan University, Qihang Apartment.

In the 666 dormitory, Tang Seng walked up to Jian Fusheng, looked at him like a monster, and muttered:

"Monk Sha, you must have had plastic surgery!"

Jian Fusheng rolled his eyes, pointed at his face and said:
"I'm so handsome to begin with!"

Tang Seng curled his lips:

"I don't believe it! Your acne is gone, your skin has become whiter, and your chin has become sharper... Tell me, how much did you spend?"

Jian Fusheng was speechless. That was the combined effect of my Tiandao Qi refining and water poisoning!
Touching his face where he was tasting the tender meat, Jian Fusheng joked:
"How many times have I told you, I just had laser whitening and acne removal!"

Tang Monk sighed:

"Oh, it's not easy for your parents to raise you. How can you be willing to waste their hard-earned money..."

Jian Fusheng was too lazy to pay attention to this bitch, so he simply raised the "Marketing" in his hand and covered his face.

At this moment, Bajie rushed into the dormitory with excitement and shouted as soon as he entered the door:
"Haha, I've got my work done!"

Jian Fusheng and Tang Seng turned their heads together and stared at this guy in stunned silence, their jaws almost falling to the ground.

Tang Monk looked unbelieving and teased:
"Just brag. You stay in the dormitory playing games every day and don't go to class. Which company would dare to hire you?"

Bajie patted his belly and laughed:
"I was not happy with the game. I would scold the planners on my blog and write negative reviews for the game. Unknowingly, I had hundreds of thousands of fans! Today, Gouxun's 'Forcing Krypton Studio' took the initiative to contact me. Invite me to be a game tester!"

Tang Monk snorted coldly and said bitterly:

"Crooked door and ramp!"

Jian Fusheng sighed and couldn't help feeling that studying alone might not be a good way out!
The so-called 360 Five Elements, the best in each field, many people study hard for 20 years, but their annual income is not as much as an Internet celebrity's consignment. Who can blame it?
At this moment, a young man with hair gel hanging on his head and wearing trendy brand shoes walked into the dormitory with his legs on his head and his head raised.

Behind him was a skinny elementary school girl wearing a JK uniform...

Brother Monkey is back!
Tang Seng curled his lips and hummed:

"Yo, rare guest!"

Brother Monkey rolled his eyes at him, made way for the elementary school girl beside him, and introduced with a proud look:
"Here, let me introduce to you. This is my new girlfriend, Tu Lanlan... Lanlan, these three are my roommates. The one with the smelliest face is Tang Seng, and the fattest one is Bajie..."

As he said that, Brother Monkey saw Jian Fusheng who had put down his book. His eyes immediately became alert and he pointed at him and said:

"And that... Monk Sha... a rural man who just had plastic surgery!"

The elementary school girl had just finished watching Tang Seng and Bajie's antics and was covering her mouth while laughing. Then when she saw Jian Fusheng, her eyes suddenly lit up and her face turned red.

Although it is a plastic surgery...but he is really handsome!

The Monkey Brother next to me suddenly didn’t smell so good...

Jian Fusheng still couldn't see Brother Monkey's little thoughts, but since his girlfriend was here, he couldn't make trouble, so he waved his hand and said hello.

Although Tang Seng had a bad face, he was still upright at the critical moment. He praised the school girl for her beauty, which gave Brother Monkey plenty of face.

But Bajie only knows how to play games and has no understanding of the world. In addition, this guy has always disliked Brother Monkey's pretense, so he couldn't help but say in a strange way:

"Brother Monkey, didn't you just break up with Bone Demon No. [-], and you found Bone Demon No. [-] so quickly?"

Brother Monkey was furious and slapped Bajie in the face. Suddenly, monkeys chased pigs in the dormitory, chickens and dogs jumped!

After being beaten up by Brother Monkey, Bajie quickly apologized to his elementary school girl and lied that he was joking just now.

Tu Lanlan's face looked very ugly, and she used her red phoenix eye to gouge out Brother Monkey from time to time, one after another.

Brother Monkey didn't dare to accept the move, so he started chatting with his three roommates. It turned out that this guy was back to pack his things. He had just rented a small apartment outside the school, and he said he wanted to build a love nest with Tu Lanlan, but Jian Fusheng As soon as I heard it, I knew that it was probably too expensive to rent a house, so it would be more cost-effective to rent a house...

The conversation among several people quickly turned to finding a job. It was the school recruitment season soon, but the economic situation this year was not very good. I heard from the school’s employment office that the number of companies participating in the school recruitment this time has been reduced by half.

When Bajie found a job and a girl was present, he immediately became excited and boasted about how powerful the game tester profession was. After boasting, he immediately asked Tu Lanlan to introduce him to a girlfriend...

Tu Lanlan had just been connoted by Bajie, so naturally she didn't have a good expression. She glanced sideways at him, raised her chin and said:

"Senior, there are indeed many beauties in our network leadership department, but there are also many handsome guys. With your figure, I'm afraid no one will take notice of you! How about you go to the gym more, and when you lose half of your weight, I will My bestie will introduce it to you!"

Bajie waved his hand, climbed up the ladder and lay down on the bed, directly saying forget it.

Brother Monkey chuckled and said with a smile:

"Lan Lan's best friend is Li Qingyan, whom you miss day and night!"

When Bajie heard this, he jumped out of bed. The fourth advisor said:

"Where is the school gym?"

When Tang Seng heard that Tu Lanlan was from the network leadership department, he felt itchy in his heart and boasted:
"Actually, I don't have to worry about work! My mother has already contacted me. After graduation, I will go to the Wujie Temple in my hometown to become a monk. I don't have to sit in class and chant sutras. I am only responsible for publicity. My major is just right!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Seng looked at Tu Lanlan longingly and said tentatively:
"Senior sister, can you also introduce me to me?"

Tu Lanlan looked confused and asked:

"Don't you want to become a monk? Why do you want to fall in love?"

Tang Seng immediately explained:
"Be a monk at work and become a layman after work! The temple is actually the same as an outside company. The money for tickets and incense is the revenue, the abbot is the boss, and the monks and nuns are the employees! We go to work during the day to chant sutras, go home to eat meat at night, and wear wigs on weekends Why not fall in love while hanging out in a bar? If you introduce me to a girlfriend, I will introduce her to the nunnery next door, and we will work together for ten or eight years. Together, the two of us can earn [-] to [-] yuan a month. You don’t have to worry about being laid off by the company when you get older, isn’t it much better than the social beasts in the city?”

Tu Lanlan was stunned for a moment and said sarcastically:

"It sounds good...I, let me try it for you..."

Brother Monkey sneered, crossed his legs, and said with a sense of superiority:
"Work is still far away for me! My dad has just been promoted to vice president of the company and plans to let me study a language for a year and go abroad to study for a master's degree!"

The three roommates all cast envious glances.

Tu Lanlan glared at Danfeng and sneered:
"You went abroad, what about me?
Brother Monkey touched her head and comforted:
"Ah... this... Lan Lan, your bag seems a bit old. I'll buy you a new one tomorrow!"

Tu Lanlan immediately beamed:

“I want the Donkey brand bucket bag!”

Brother Hou's face immediately fell. His family has made some money in the past two years, but they are not particularly rich. Otherwise, he would have been sent abroad as an undergraduate. How would he come to this shabby place like Yangda? Donkey Brand The bucket bag costs [-] to [-] yuan, which makes me feel sick just thinking about it. "Monk Sha, have you submitted your resume?" Brother Monkey quickly changed the subject.

Jian Fusheng smiled slightly and said modestly:
"Not yet. I'm from a rural area and don't have any big ambitions. If I can't find a job, I'll just deliver food."

Having lived in two lifetimes, Jian Fusheng is much more mature than these three young boys. He knows very well that except for his parents, no one in this world wants others to live better than themselves...

So even though he had locked in the job of foundation director, he was too lazy to show off.

Sure enough, when Jian Fusheng said this, everyone in the room looked at him and found him particularly pleasing to the eye, and they all said beautiful words of comfort and encouragement.

Tu Lanlan looked at Jian Fusheng with sympathy on her face, took the initiative to walk to him, took out her mobile phone and said:
"Senior, you are so handsome, you might consider becoming an Internet celebrity! Leave me a WeChat ID. Our department has a special recruitment session for MCN, and I will notify you then!"

Jian Fusheng took one look at Brother Monkey's face and immediately politely declined!

Brother Monkey was not happy and pretended to be grand:
"Look at what I'm doing. Brother, I still can't trust you. Lan Lan, stop asking, come back... I'll create a group for the three of us, and you can inform him in the group!"

The few chatted for a while, and then Brother Monkey took Tu Lanlan away.

Jian Fusheng was about to go to the cafeteria to queue up for dinner when Master Jing suddenly informed him that he could contact Jiang Youyue!

Picking up his schoolbag, Jian Fusheng hurriedly went downstairs and headed straight for the woods.

Yesterday, Mr. Jing was driven to death by the shit, so Jian Fusheng asked to contact Jiang Youyue, planning to trick him into selling some gold and make some money, and repay some of Brother Kun's favors.

But Mr. Jing did not agree immediately and only asked him to wait.

After waiting for a full day, Jian Fusheng can finally continue his career of deception!

Rushing into the woods, Jian Fusheng immediately put down his schoolbag and put Master Jing out.

Just after he kowtowed, Master Jing sent four big words into Jian Fusheng's sea of ​​knowledge:
"Well done!"

……

In Linglong Realm, Jiang Youyue grabbed Shen Mubai's sleeve and whispered in his ear:
"Senior brother, this bronze mirror may be that powerful treasure from another world. That person seems to be very advanced and can pass things across realms! You'd better be polite to them, otherwise we can't afford it if the seniors blame them... "

Shen Mubai's face was expressionless, his eyebrows twitching wildly for a long time, and then he said:

"Transmitting things across realms is the power of the Bronze Mirror. People from other worlds may not be really powerful! From what I see, whether the Bronze Mirror is great or powerful, although they are not bad people, they are You are not a virtuous person! From now on, you can barter with them and get what you need, so don’t be too polite to them! If they gang up to bully you, feel free to come to Senior Brother to complain, Senior Brother has many ways to deal with them!"

Jiang Youyue looked at her senior brother with admiration, and her admiration arose spontaneously.

Senior brother is so amazing. In such a short time, he has figured out the secrets of bronze mirrors!
But if the cross-realm transmission is all due to the bronze mirror, then wasn't the power from the other world deceiving me before?

No wonder the magic weapon that was sent had no aura at all. Could this guy be a liar?
No, I have to ask him this time!

After waiting for a long time, the bronze mirror finally emitted a gleaming brilliance, and a golden figure appeared in the mirror.

At Yang Fan University, Jian Fusheng was squatting in the woods, looking at the man and woman in the mirror with a confused look on his face.

This...why is there an extra person!

Still a man!
It doesn’t matter that he is a man, but he is so good-looking!
My face, which has been modified by God, can't even catch up with him. Is this still a human being?
Jian Fusheng was about to ask when he saw Jiang Youyue hugging him, then walked up to Shen Mubai affectionately, took his arm, and introduced:

"Thanks to the care of senior, I have left the secret realm! This is my senior brother Shen Mubai, who is also the closest person to junior in the sect. Senior brother heard that senior has profound knowledge, so he came here specifically to see senior and want to get some advice from senior."

Shen Mubai stood behind Jiang Youyue with a calm look. He smiled and nodded to Jian Fusheng, but his smiling face was annoying to Jian Fusheng!

Looking at the perfect couple, a golden boy and a beautiful girl, Jian Fusheng sighed secretly in his heart and laughed at himself:

The two worlds are separated and people are in love with each other. What should I do here?

Forget it, get some more money quickly and let Tu Lanlan introduce me to a girlfriend!
However, thinking about his character, Jian Fusheng still put on the airs of a senior expert and praised:

"You are a handsome gentleman and a graceful lady. I, my junior, and your senior brother are indeed a perfect match made in heaven! I wish you two good wings and a long life together!"

Jiang Youyue blushed when she heard this. Her senior brother was more than 20 years older than him. She had always treated him as an elder, but she had never thought about it that way.

But for people who cultivate immortality, age doesn’t seem to be a problem, right?

I secretly glanced at Senior Brother, only to see that his face was livid and full of anger!

Shen Mubai pulled the old man and said in a deep voice:

"Listen to me! Junior sister and I share the same love as father and daughter. Please don't act like a mandarin duck in the future!"

Jian Fusheng frowned, feeling extremely unhappy.

How do you talk?

Can't you tell the difference between good and bad words?
Even if you don't like girl, you don't have to argue with me!
Is this your attitude towards asking me for advice?

Looking at Jiang Youyue who was blushing again, Jian Fusheng felt a little sympathetic.

This girl said she regards her senior brother as an elder, so she's not secretly in love, right?
According to this situation, the girl may have unrequited love, which is quite pitiful...

Forget it, why do I care about so many other things? Let’s spend some money first!
Thinking of this, Jian Fusheng ignored the senior brother and sighed deeply:
"Junior, your hairpin last time could not suppress the fire of my karma at all. Although my limbs are not damaged, the fire that attacked my heart was poisoned! This poison is extraordinary and can only be cured by real gold. You quickly find three kilograms of gold, and I will return the hairpin to you!"

Jiang Youyue thought for a moment after hearing this. The Jiang family had a lot of gold, three pounds and 48 taels, which was not too much for a family that cultivated immortals. She just said hello to her father and asked someone to go to the warehouse to get it.

Anxious to change her hairpin, Jiang Youyue immediately nodded and said:
"Senior, wait a moment, I'm going down the mountain to get the gold ingots!"

"Wait a minute!" Shen Mubai stretched out his hand to stop it and said with a smile: "There is gold, but you have to answer my question first!"

Jian Fu didn't even show his anger. He was about to get the gold, but he insisted on causing trouble.

However, seeing Jiang Youyue's obedient and obedient face, looking up and down for his senior brother, he had no choice but to suppress the anger in his heart and said angrily:
"You're rude, if you fart, hurry up!"

Shen Mubai sneered and asked:

"You claim to be a powerful person from another world, but you sent my junior sister away with a firearm that has no spiritual essence. It's quite suspicious! I would like to ask you, you can conceive a baby with the ninth level of the golden elixir, but now I have the tenth level of the golden elixir. , but there are no signs of transformation into an infant, why?"

When Jian Fusheng heard this, he broke into a cold sweat.

I'm only at the first level of Qi refining, who knows what the hell is your tenth level of golden elixir?

No wonder Mr. Jing told me to "take care of myself", it turns out that there is an expert next to the girl!

It’s over, now it’s time to get dressed!
(End of this chapter)