As a player, can you be normal?

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early morning.

What is the first thing you do after waking up every day?

Open your eyes.

Li Nuo stood up, put on his clothes and went to the computer desk. He slumped down on the chair, turned on the phone with squinted eyes, and checked the company chat group.

The fifteen messages from the "company" were mostly about arrangements for a live broadcast next month.

Li Nuo casually picked up the soda that was placed on the table last night and took a sip.

I was thinking about the issue of being able to contact people from Cairo at work.

"It's not an excessive request, and the company can accept it, but what if I go a little too far?"

So he made a request to Julie that was not too extreme.

"Can you give me a suite?"

Ten minutes later, the message was read.

An hour later, Li Nuo washed up, made breakfast, and came back to take a look, but there was still no reply...

Then Li Nuo made up a new one.

"Can I get a salary increase?"

This time Julie replied instantly.

"Look at the sales of comics in three months."

Li Nuo slightly nodded to himself.

"I'm still sleeping on a mattress. Can you give me a bed that can bear about 500 kilograms?"

"I want to get a shopping card, just one at my doorstep, so I can buy groceries within a month."

"I want to apply for a disability certificate, but it seems that I need instructions from the company."

"I want to open a flower shop so that I can water the flowers in the kindergarten every day."

“I would like to file a complaint against Dr. Ma (deleted) from the Anorectal Department of Cairo Hospital.”

"I want to travel abroad, can you book a ticket for me..."

He quickly checked and found out what rock music Chabai had been listening to the most recently...

"Can you book me a ticket to Germany?"

After this message was sent, he was blocked by Julie.

"That is to say... they decided to give me a life that is not bad, but will not make me inflated, and then live out my life as a good person under their noses?"

Li Nuo curled his lips with dead fish eyes.

"Actually, it's not bad..."

At this time, Julie added him back.

"Beds and shopping cards are OK, but others are not. It depends on performance."

Li Nuo covered his forehead and smiled helplessly: "Fuck, seriously."

At least one thing has been verified. Cairo will not give him more opportunities to contact the Cairo Stars. As a prisoner who has been "punished", as long as the players do not do anything excessive, the Cairo Stars will help behind the scenes. They lived a good life together.

The identities of the players are different in each scenario, but in reality, at least until they reach level 60, they are just a group of ordinary people.

Therefore, the honorary prisoner who is wanted by the interstellar hunter, the demon hunter who hunts the mirror master, the reincarnation person who breaks Yacol's fate, and the ultimate demon king in a certain world are currently eating fried dough sticks and looking at the web page.

He put on his clothes, wrote a note, stuck it on Tan Bai's shoulder with super glue, and then went to the "Endless Corridor" before she woke up.

Cha Bai opened his eyes slightly.

Tear off the note from the shoulder, it says: I am going to make a decoction. If you don't like the taste, just wait five hours before going over. Breakfast is in the kitchen.

Li Nuo is a bastard who takes good care of his own people.

Living with him would feel like... being taken care of by a poor man.

This kind of wedding-like day made Chabai feel magical... The sunlight outside the window swept into her eyes through the gauze curtains, and she closed her eyes and went to sleep.

"It's no longer magical when you fall asleep..."

……

within the space.

Li Nuo changed into work clothes, and the floor was filled with various tools, including hammers, electric drills, electric saws, cutting torches, and hundreds of test tubes.

The chainsaw ran at high speed, and Li Nuo began to process several materials that needed to be cut.

If you want to make alchemical potions, you cannot rely solely on mutation inducers and magic catalysis. You also need a certain amount of hands-on ability.

Some materials are too expensive. He is now fully capable of making subdivided materials from the materials. It is his principle to do it himself and not trouble the seller.

The tedious manufacturing begins, and the sound of cutting and knocking can be heard from time to time in the space. This is a delicate job.

After two full hours of work, Li Nuo completed the preliminary work.

Then he took out the "teeth of the three-headed dog" and the "meat and carapace of the saliva demon" and put in different alchemy materials in batches.

Only after using the witcher's potion do you know how fragrant it is.

Li Nuo was deeply benefited from it.

He tore off a paper towel and inserted it into his nostrils, set up four pots, and started cooking together.

At the same time, in another pot, the potion of "cold lamp" that has been boiled overnight has been prepared.

The potion is solid blue.

You don’t need to drink it, just by looking at the color you can tell it’s the kind that can poison a Tibetan Mastiff to death.

[Han Deng’s decoction]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Toxicity: 20%]

[Brief description: An eye grows on the butt on a cloudy day]

Li Nuoxu stared, not wanting to complain at all.

Dozens of bottles of this useless decoction have been stockpiled.

Whether it's a decoction or a magic potion, the prepared potion doesn't mean it has good effects, what... You can get a dime by standing on your head, gain +1 by hitting the wall a thousand times, turn yourself into a propeller and spin at high speed, you will definitely be allergic to drinking alcohol , gained tenfold confidence after shouting "Assi"...

He used these potions as primers for new medicines.

With his backhand, he threw [Han Deng's decoction] and the medicine bottle into a pot where the medicine was being cooked.

While waiting, the rolling shutter door of the maintenance room opened.

Marger walked out with a tired look on his face.

"what?"

"Humph……"

The two men met each other.

Immediately, Li Nuo smelled a smell that suppressed all four medical pots.

"you……"

"Oh."

Marger stepped aside, and there was a [giant piece of shit] stored in the maintenance room.

"The last experience taught me that I still have to save shit cubes for emergencies."

Li Nuo was shocked.

"So you did nothing else all night and just fucked shit?"

"uh-huh……"

At this moment, two scents collided in the space, and time and space seemed to be distorted.

Li Nuo threw the scroll to Marjie.

After reading it, Brother Ma touched his chin with his unwashed hands...

"Look at it this way, isn't our comedy department the strongest?"

"Vegeta can't defeat Arale, but the God of Destruction can make Arale disappear." Li Nuo added seasonings to the potion and said, "The world systems are mutually reinforcing each other. People in Cairo are strong, but they are not invincible. God of War Harry is powerful. Even if Bahamut can be defeated in a fight, the Dragon King has different forms, and the Dragon King does not represent the upper limit of the fantasy world. We don't know what the upper limit of the Cairo world is, but in terms of the lower limit, whether it is a psychological level or a physical level,' Endless Corridor' is the lowest, so this should be no problem."

"Ha~~~~" Marjie yawned and rubbed his eyes: "What you mean is... maybe a player will pop out of any world and shout 'Athena', and then suddenly the small universe will explode and destroy the world. Explode with a punch?”

Li Nuo replied: "Of course, human beings' limited imagination creates infinite frankness."

"Is there a possibility..." Marger pondered for a moment and said: "According to the different symbolic meanings of different corridors, the equipment and skills obtained by players will also be somewhat different. For example, ours here is more 'nonsensical' or 'absurd'. 'The Corridor of Eternity' is just pure, serious stuff."

Li Nuo thought of the fighting methods of "Ninjutsu" and "Corridor of Eternal Life" players and nodded.

"It's possible...for example, you can't live without shit."

"Hmph, you lolicon."

Li Nuoxu's eyes changed into a serious expression.

"By the way, Lao Ma, please stop writing that bad review on my comics. Cha Bai wants to beat you up."

"Humph……"

"Really, she said, she feels more and more that I am a pervert, so I have to eliminate the problem from the root." Li Nuo pointed at Marjie and said word by word: "Kill the guy who wrote negative reviews."

"Hmph..." Marjie announced the end of the topic with this sound, then entered the maintenance room, took out a magic crystal, and threw it to Li Nuo.

【Evolutionary Crystal】

[Effect: Magic stone that stores knowledge]

Li Nuo held the stone in his mechanical hand.

The arm merges with the crystal.

Robotic hand evolution.

The appearance of the arm remained unchanged, the [Puppet String] disappeared and blended into the arm.

【Improvement area】

[1. Ray integration. The original ray system was too complex and not suitable for the current environment. Now the "Dragoon" cannon and the "Mechanical Lifeform Torrent Cannon" have been integrated, consuming half of the durability value at one time]

[2. The puppet string lifting function has been incorporated into the arm, and the silk can guide fire]

[3. Reflective laser lines can be released after a double jump in the air]

[4. The arm can instantly open a protective shield similar to a shield, which is very effective in blocking long-range weapons. Every time it is attacked, the durability will be consumed, and there is a probability that the laser cannon will no longer be fired]

[5. Full-power explosive attacks such as explosive punches can now eject your arms to attack the target]

Li Nuo looked at the robot hand with a dull expression and an excited heart.

First of all, Marger did not break his promise and did not inject biogas into his hands.

Secondly, Li Nuo's most lethal move is still the direct punch with full power of the robot hand. The only drawback of this move is that it cannot launch the hand to attack, but now it can.

In other words...

"I finally have a missile as a conventional weapon..."

Li Nuo grinded his teeth to get rid of his excitement.

Then he patted the left mechanical hand with his right hand, releasing blue blue flames from his palm. The flames spread on the ground in the blink of an eye, and he pinched his fingers together to extinguish the flames, leaving blue dust floating in the air.

He took a few steps back under Marger's puzzled gaze.

Snapped!

After a snap of the fingers, the dust exploded!

The gun smoke is wrapped in blue light and lends itself to the sky.

Marjie squinted his eyes and glanced at Li Nuo through the smoke.

"Why do you look like Yanfeilong now..."

"Cang Yan has miraculous effects on 'demonic' creatures... Maybe I was really the Yanfei Dragon in my previous life..."

Li Nuo complained to himself and took a look at the wear and tear of his arm. The release of Cang Yan consumes magic power, and the dust blast affects the durability of the arm. This thing cannot be used as a routine method, but it is indeed a routine that allows him to surpass most players. trump card.

"Li Nuo, open the shield."

Marger gave a simple greeting, pulled out the pistol from his waist, and replaced it with a bullet.

boom!

A blast of gunfire!

Li Nuo subconsciously stretched his left arm forward, and the bionic leather outside the arm unfolded, and a circular fan-shaped ring-shaped iron piece popped out from the inside.

The bullet nailed the "shield" and refracted into Li Nuo's tombstone, leaving a smoking bullet hole on the stone monument.

"I go……"

Li Nuo was shocked and looked repeatedly at the buckler that popped up in his hand. There was still a weak layer of magic floating on it.

Marger glanced at it: "This 'shield' is the muzzle that fires the laser."

"Oh oh oh~" Li Nuo nodded and fired the laser at Marjie...

White light floated on the shield, and there was a roar, like a laser line from a thunderstorm, and the light flooded his entire arm. It felt like a Saiyan releasing a Qigong wave.

Marger's eyes tightened, and he threw out a "magic protective layer" on his preparedness. This thing was made of "NieR" technology, and released a semicircular ripple protective stance to effectively block magic attacks.

After the explosion, Marger pulled away and walked back to the maintenance room.

Li Nuo was knocked to the ground by the recoil, looked up at the sky, and murmured: "Why are the symptoms of muscle weakness not good..."

"Don't disturb me, I still have work." Marger pulled down the rolling shutter door.

Indoors, Neil's flying device was placed on a shelf in the room. He washed his hands and then looked over.

Marger pinched his chin: "In the last script, this thing was inconvenient to carry, so it had no function except emergency landing. We had to find a way to make it into a portable armor..."

Walk past the maintenance bay.

There was a strong metallic smell lingering in the room, and the heat wave caused by high-temperature smelting was still floating in the air.

Marger was used to the smell, just as he was used to the smell of formalin and toilets. Since learning to use magic to make things, fantasy things have completely surpassed old equipment in terms of technical content, functions, and power. The price is that the manufacturing cost is extremely high, and the difficulty and time-consuming are several times higher than before.

Sometimes he really wished for a "ding" and everything would be ready.

Things won't be that simple either.

The higher the level, the less favorable treatment the player receives from the system.

As a player who relies on equipment, he must make enough food and clothing by himself.

The old equipment can no longer keep up with high-level battles. This time Marger plans to officially enter the "fantasy" mecha and completely innovate the equipment.

Otherwise...he will become a drag on this team.

Li Nuo has long entered the ranks of high-level players. He has almost no blind spots with melee and long-range magic. Although he is fragile, he can jump up and down like a cockroach and swim under the eyes of the opponent, often leaving the opponent with no way to do anything.

Cha Bai's magical power and physical strength crushed everyone, coupled with the fighting instinct in the memory of the artificial man, he became a perfect fighting machine.

These two people also have the blessing of [Identity Holder].

Marjie feels that if he continues like this, he will become a "tool girl/brother" like Nanami.

In fact, Brother Ma thinks too much.

Sometimes people still need to be a little more confident.

Anyone who has dealt with them knows that the most difficult person in this team to deal with is Marger.

The reason is very simple. It's easy to slap someone in the mouth, but putting your hand into a manhole and crushing a group of maggots often catches people off guard.

He took out the mechanical iron sheet from the rapid cooling box, turned it into a compressed ball, and placed it on the table.

There are several compression balls placed on the alloy table in front of them, all of which are mechanical products from space - the "compression matrix" obtained in "Cyberpunk".

Picking up the "Compression Matrix" obtained in "Cyberpunk", after thinking for a moment, he put some shit on it and the flying device, then put them together on the synthesis table, and smashed them down with a hammer.

Two things merged together.

Obtain a drawing.

[Fantasy steam flying device (biogas portable type)]

[Portable aircraft requires "steam type" and "magic type" transformation theory support]

"Humph, just what I want."

Marger didn't want to transform himself into a robot like Adam's Hammer. Now that he had an army of mechanical life forms as backup, he could definitely take a wretched route of "optical camouflage" and the blessing of magic outer armor.

……

A few hours later.

Li Nuo's decoction has been finished.

There is only one that can be used.

He squatted in front of the tombstone, sending a message to Chen Shou while staring at the new decoction.

[Advanced Demon Hunter Decoction]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 40%]

[Brief description: Attack power increased by 10%, all skill damage increased by 20%, poison tolerance increased by 10%]

"what?"

"Why did the saliva demon + three-headed dog + cold lamp combine to create such a thing..."

Anyway...

In addition to [Potion: Hourglass of Time], the main potions in his hand now are [Higher Demon Hunter Decoction], [Ignis Decoction] (releases holy light), [White's Decoction] (increases magic content) ), [Dragon Cavalry's Decoction] (attack to restore blood).

Among the potions in the world of "The Witcher", excluding special functional potions such as [Advanced Black Blood], there are only two that are still effective, and the rest have basically been eliminated.

[Vampire Night Demon Decoction] increases critical hit rate.

[Advanced Pure White Farad Decoction], instantly restores all health points and makes you immune to all damage within 1 second (extremely toxic).

He mourned for the female night devil who died under Marjie's shit...

During the moment of silence, the sound of footsteps and a sigh came from behind.

"Oh my God...Lord of Triss..."

Cha Bai took a sharp breath, and then recited a layer of magic to himself to reduce the odor.

"What did you and Marjie do? Why does the space smell so bad?"

Li Nuo clicked on Marjie's maintenance room.

"Lao Ma made shit cakes overnight, and I made four pots of decoction."

"You two are really..." Chabai was speechless for a moment...he didn't say anything about the two of you.

The rolling shutter door was opened, and Marger and Victor walked out, followed by a group of mechanical life forms who helped with the work.

"Oh, Miss Chabai."

"Marjie, please delete those comments of yours."

Cha Bai ordered, touched the tip of his nose, and took a breath.

"I found some skill lists, which are...skill routes that we can upgrade. I'll give them to you in a moment. I have to go to the skill workshop...can you...find a way to erase the smell of the space..."

Marger lit a cigarette and took a puff of it melancholy.

"Just in time, I still have some equipment in the workshop. They are renovating it. They should be able to pick it up today. Miss Chabai, please pick it up on the way."

Cha Bai hesitated.

Take out three black cards.

"When will you use this?"

There is a special reward in the gift package after the "Cyberpunk" script.

[Advanced magical candy card*3]

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: Upgrade to five levels. The reward points are different according to the player's situation. Attribute points can be allocated at will (can be used in the script)]

[Brief description: You no longer have to worry about upgrading too quickly]

"Wait, let's get into the train."

Li Nuoyan was concise and to the point.

……

Cha Bai went outside.

Marger returned to the repair shop and continued working. He didn't have to go to work today and could use the full eight hours.

Chen Shou climbed out of the basement.

"Brother Ma, I'm here."

"Ok?"

Marjie looked out and saw Chen Shou's generous figure occupying one-third of the space outside the rolling shutter door.

"How did you come?"

"Li Nuo said he found a game he had never played before and asked me to play it."

"That bastard..." Marjie gritted his teeth: "You can finish your work and then go play, right..."

"By the way, is it convenient now?" Chen Shou stared at the building and said inquiringly: "Li Nuo and Sister Cha..."

Hmm... Brother Shou calls Cha Bai Sister Cha, and Li Nuo calls Chen Shou Brother Shou. It's just a mess anyway.

"Miss Chabai went to the workshop, don't worry about bumping into someone you shouldn't, even if you bump into someone." Marjie turned his head and said in a very resentful tone: "Can you help me cut off Li Nuo's [beep]? "

The thin brother was shocked: "No, it's not like that..."

Marger: "Just kidding."

Chen Shou originally wanted to ask Marjie if he would be embarrassed by the relationship between the two people, but when he saw Victor next to Marjie and a large group of mechanical life forms busy controlling the machines, he felt... embarrassed.

Li Nuo poked his head out of the second-story window: "Skinny brother!"

Chen Shou waved his hand, looking at Li Nuo's expression that didn't feel any pressure at all, and then thinking about the high-level player that others said could crawl out of the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood, he really couldn't bring him in.

Li Nuo roared: "I'll turn on the phone, just come up."

He ran to the game console and took out the game box he got from Mr. Wink yesterday.

There are many games in the world, and there are always some that you have never played before, just like this game.

The cover of the box shows clouds in the sky.

The title text is incomprehensible.

It may be a game that a player brought from another world.

Li Nuo took out the CD.

Mr. Wink always gets sluts from his place.

It’s not impossible to get supplies from other worlds. For example, this game board might come from another “planet” or even a parallel time and space line.

According to the rules of the corridor, the entertainment materials that can be purchased in the mall do not have a panel, and only the time-space line materials that players come into contact with are sold.

There are no pop-up panels on the disk.

At least it shows that the game board is an entertainment material.

Put the CD into the machine.

hum...

The sound of the machine running, the sound of the disc jamming, and the picture flashing on the screen all appeared together.

Blue sky, an island, and dense towns beneath the clouds.

"Two-dimensional painting style?"

The title contains unknown characters.

Nothing else.

The game is very simple to enter. Even if you don’t understand the text, just remember to click on the top option.

Li Nuo put the controller on the ground, sat cross-legged on the stall, and looked at the picture on the screen, always feeling familiar.

The screen jumps to a white spot.

【connecting……】

In my ears, the sound of the system rang.

Li Nuo was stunned.

"This game..."

He immediately pulled out his gun and pulled the trigger on the game console!

All sounds are silent.

There was no gunfire.

Chen Shou pushed open the door.

"Li Nuo."

The room was empty.

The thin brother frowned. He thought Li Nuo had jumped out of the window, so he walked to the window but saw no one.

"Brother Ma, Li Nuo seems to have quit. I'll leave first."

When he said the last word, he was already standing in front of the repair shop, and Marger was gone.

Chen Shou felt something was wrong, and leaving without saying goodbye was not like the two of them.

He returned to the playhouse on the second floor.

The screen lit up with flashing images.

A piece of text was displayed that he couldn't understand at first glance... but gradually, after a few seconds, he could understand it.

……

[The story always ends abruptly at a place where justice defeats evil and good people return to their daily lives]

[Boys and girls may grow up together in the river valley and even get married, and survive on the fields left behind, but people in small towns still cannot build a hopeful life in the face of the lost land]

[No matter what people have experienced, the world will not change at all]

[Human beings go round and round and return to the prophecy falling from the sky: The sky will bring luck and misfortune. Please forget the past, and please humans, don’t live with memories anymore]

……

【Loading】

[The player team "Humph" is about to enter the script]

【Loading】

[This script... has special circumstances]

[The area where the script is located is the "Corridor of the Sky"]

[Player 5899, Player 5900, Player 5950]

[Three people were judged to be...]

【Intruder】

(End of this chapter)