As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 211 Dong Bailey!
The outer desert of the extreme country Hell Star is always cloudy.

"It's been 5 minutes since the competition started."

"Athletes will go through the first checkpoint."

The announcements were particularly loud at checkpoints.

The place is packed with people.

The Cairo star with a big beard sat cross-legged in the auditorium, carving beetle-style melon seeds, and the people around him were lazily waiting. Compared to those guys who had money to enter the viewing venue, the people here were poor. Some.

Poverty, filth, and laziness spread like the plague.

A group of Cairo-kun and humanoid creatures gathered together to smoke rainbow cigarettes and listened to the radio:

"After passing through the first two checkpoints, the track will face dangerous challenges. After experiencing the racing accident 50 years ago, I really admire the organizers' courage to launch such a dangerous race this time."

"No, maybe I should say that what I admire is the energy of those prisoners to risk their lives."

"I don't know how the audience voted."

"After all, from the beginning..."

Snapped--

Mr. Cairo turned off the radio.

"Ah - such a boring explanation. I want to hear Hiro Hiro's explanation."

"Who did you buy it from?"

"Of course it's the Avengers team sponsored by the gorilla director. The gorilla is rich."

"If you have money and you can win the championship, it doesn't matter if you change it to another brat."

"What about you?"

"The four-eyed fanatics, their armor looks very safe."

"But it's too slow, it looks slow, and guys wearing glasses can't be trusted the most."

A dog wearing glasses threw a wrench: "Who do you think has four eyes?"

Mr. Cairo picked up the wrench and threw it out, and the spectacled dog chased him out happily with his tongue hanging out.

"What about you, who wins if you buy it?"

"That psychotic trio."

"Ho ho ho, it's a big bet, right? I remember the odds of those three guys are over 900! Betting a few hundred yuan can catch up with two months of relief funds."

"I sold the house and paid all my money to that lunatic."

The one who spoke was Mr. Wailuo with a cardboard box head.

Everyone looked at it.

"Did your head get squeezed by the door?"

Wailuo Jun opened the cardboard box and said, "I'm hollow inside, I have no brain."

God is dead.

People were crowded together, and the smell of sweat was everywhere.

——"Hey! I am Hiroyuki Hiroyuki! Now the network signal of the first checkpoint is connected, and I will broadcast the current track situation for you!"

The sound coming from the loudspeaker floating in the sky made a group of people energetic.

The appearance of the host's voice at the main venue means that the players are very close.

——"Please put the broadcast camera of the first unit in place, the game situation is more tense than we imagined!"

A camera popped up from the large floating device in the shape of an elf ball. The people inside heard the superior's request: "Add a filter to the close-up view."

The floating ball fell from the sky to the center of the track. The moment it appeared, the noise in the audience was almost forcibly muted, and everyone forgot about other things.

——"Our broadcast ball has reached the first checkpoint, the live broadcast has begun, let us wait for the players to appear!"

When Riro Riro's voice ended, in the mountains one kilometer away, orange light shot into the sky, the birds were frightened and the beasts dispersed, and the steel light dust penetrated the smoke and dust directly to the on-site track.

The audience looked there with wide eyes.

Hold your breath.

Excessive sweating.

suddenly,

boom--!
The blue vending car broke through the ballistic net and crossed the track. Before the broadcast ball could rise, a white arm was raised, chanting an obscure spell, and throwing the ball backward!

A sphinx came from behind with claws and teeth, smashed into the guardrail, twisted its body, and looked nothing like a sports car. It opened its sharp metal teeth, spit out the Gatling gun barrel, and spit out the artillery forward!

Da da da da!
The warheads flew into the air, and the bullets knocked the broadcast ball away and hit the auditorium. The barrel of the gun turned red.

In an instant, the leading two groups disappeared from sight.

The wind blew up the dust on the ground, and densely packed dinosaur-type sliding robots flew past in the sky, throwing incendiary bombs at the transfer station indiscriminately!

The sea of ​​​​fire filled the air instantly, and several cars rushed out of the flames and chased into the distance.

The fire lit up the place.

This group of spectators looked at the car shadow in the distance and suddenly shouted passionately!

"This tastes just right!"

"Fuck! No. 1 is actually that toy car!"

……

"The REDLINE competition has passed the first batch of checkpoints and the progress is 15 kilometers. What is being reported now is the on-site situation."

"The results of the competition were beyond most people's expectations. The toy car team, which was not optimistic at the beginning, well... let me not say the name of their registration, that one is too crazy. In short, the toy car team is ahead of everyone, ranking third one."

"The one who bites the toy car team is the Egyptian team. Why are they called the Egyptian team? Because they are all Egyptians, hahahahaha!"

There was BGM playing outside the blue tin car, speeding in the middle of the track.

Marjie pedaled like a hot wheel.

Li Nuo pressed down the brim of his hat and shouted: "Marjie! Slow down! How come you become the first one just by closing and opening your eyes!"

Marjie: "No, brake!"

"Damn..." Li Nuo gritted his teeth and looked behind him. The giant sphinx was galloping towards him.

"Chabai!"

"Oh!"

The three brown-skinned players sitting inside all wore windproof glasses, and the mirror reflected the trajectory of the sales cart's possible movement in the next second.

Missiles shot out from both sides of the lion's body, exploding into dust!

"Damn, he's not dead yet!"

"What happened to them, so fast!"

"Hey?"

The aerostat auxiliary machine appeared in their sight from the dust.

【Location locked】

When the auxiliary machine made a sound, the white-haired girl jumped out of the shelf.

The brown-white heel hit the Sphinx's head, cracking the Cairo Star's special steel shell.

The hosts were all exclaiming: "Oh oh oh! What kind of impact is this? It actually broke the hardest steel shell!"

To put it simply, the ability of [Pelvic Crusher] is to increase the explosive power of the thigh muscles under the condition of exerting force on the hips. With the triple blessing of weight, physique and speed, the Chabai shot out of oneself is equivalent to a high-speed steel ball. .

Chabai stood on the high-speed human face statue, lowered his arms and spread his fingers.

"Big fireball."

With a bright light in his hand, a big fireball hit the car. One member of the Egyptian team jumped out of the car, grabbed the window frame and jumped to the roof. He drew the gun in 0.2 seconds and pulled the revolver trigger in 0.8 seconds.

boom!
The bullets fired only left shallow bullet marks on Cha Bai's body.

Cha Bai patted his shoulder and squeezed the bullet out of his left chest.

The gun in the player's hand was still smoking, and he was already in bad shape: "What kind of physique is this..."

At this moment, Cha Bai's eyes froze: "Li Nuo! Flash!"

The moment she jumped up, a giant cannon shot through the pursuing sliding dinosaur robot and hit the roadside, causing an extremely violent explosion!
The impact of a small meteorite left a crater in the center of the track.

In the tank-like sports car at the rear, Qasim controlled the keyboard and shouted: "Li Nuo and the others were not killed!"

Sauron smiled: "It doesn't matter, I can kill one of them."

Zhang Buwei trembled: "Didn't you say that we would temporarily cooperate with the mask guy and the others?"

Yake held the long knife and glanced at him: "Cooperation? No, the reason Sauron greeted Li Nuo and the others was so that everyone would not interfere during the preparations. Now is the time to fight, who cares about cooperation."

Sauron lowered his head slightly, a layer of light flashed on his spectacle lenses, and said with a smile: "Anyway, the final showdown is between me and him. Let's clear out the useless people as soon as possible."

Qasim: "I have the order!"

The [French Cannon] on the roof of the car comes from the game "Red Alert". The blueprint that was used long ago has been abandoned because it could not be made. This time, Sauron installed it on the car and became a true navigation turret.

Hiroyuki in the broadcast room was shocked:
"Ahhhhhh! It's so fucking exciting! Everyone, who would have thought that these prisoners have the attributes of a turret!"

"The one who fired the giant cannon just now was the four-eyed team who was last in line. They probably stayed at the end on purpose and planned to use positioning cannonballs to clear out the other players."

Li Nuo and Hiro Hiro shouted at the same time: "What a bastard!"

"Don't tell others, it's the same for you." Chabai sat on the hammer and followed.

"Is that auxiliary machine pretty good to use?" Li Nuo asked.

Chabai touched the "head" of the white auxiliary machine and said: "Except for letting me recall the past in Yorha, the rest is fine. It's a pity that you can't use it. You need Yorha's prosthetic eye connection. Now The auxiliary machine cannot yet provide voice assistance, but it can share vision, which is convenient.”

Li Nuo: "What is the samsara eye?"

Marger shouted: "Stop flirting! I'm, quick, almost exhausted!"

Brother Ma was so tired that he started to stick out his tongue: "Li Nuo, you drive!"

Li Nuo looked at the area behind him. The Sphinx was blocked by Sauron's cannon. What came out of the fire instead was an "ordinary" armored vehicle.

"Balbo?" Cha Bai: "The boxer who likes you?"

Li Nuo: "I guess he's attracted to you...I'll kill him."

"You two wait a minute!" Marger shouted: "Especially you, Li Nuo!"

"The energy core and basic constant speed have been adjusted. The old man canceled the handbrake in order to reach full speed, and turned the handbrake into an ejection device. If there is a big curve later, you will need to operate it." Marger rode and pressed each button on the operating panel. Plant button: "According to the battle report, only one-twentieth of the distance has been passed. The big one is behind. You two calm down. Everything is empty and everything is allowed."

Balbo's team's armored vehicle turned on the accelerator, its tires rippled, and it immediately caught up.

"There's no time to change people to operate..." Marger angrily pressed the horn button. A large amount of swamp gas poured out from the exhaust pipe behind the car, and brown mist enveloped the pursuing armored vehicle.

Balbo, who was in the car, pointed his finger at the driver, signaling to change the way he was traveling.

Spikes popped out of the armored vehicle's tires, and the vehicle grabbed onto the rock wall and pushed vertically.

"Ahem... the fog just now smells so bad." One of the punk girl duo sitting in the rear driving seat looked at the panel: "Balbo, that fog has chronic toxins!"

"Humph……"

"Burn it, little universe."

Marger whispered to himself, then pressed the wiper button next to the horn.

The vehicle's exhaust pipe spurted out flames, and the methane gas in the fire exploded violently!
The heat wave pushed the sales car to the side of the lake. The tires of the sales car had a layer of magic gold plating and could drive on the water. The car of Balbo's team followed closely on the track.

At the rear, the two sports cars of Safa's team had caught up and were also gliding in the water.

Balbo put his arms on the window frame, and his pupils reflected the waterfall rushing into the sky. He locked on the two vehicles of Safa's team and said to himself: "Is Safa going to use his true body so soon? "

Li Nuo discovered something unusual. The drivers of the two cars of Safa's team were both Safa!

"Separate?"

"No, it's me." Chabai's tactical goggles clearly identified Shafa's physical data: "Strange...what's going on."

Safa's two sports cars were separated from each other, and infrared rays were emitted from the sides of the cars, and they were connected like a flower rope.

"Sister, we are already in place."

"Okay, cut them with laser rays."

The two Saffas in the car are sisters. They usually merge into one body. Because they are imbued with the blood of the ancestor of vampires, their body structures are different from ordinary people. They will only actively separate their bodies when taking action.

The two of them are super-standard players who passed the last batch of train assessments by Li Nuo and others.

Balbo was horrified and wanted to leave, but the mechanical dinosaur from above arrived and dropped incendiary bombs, instantly igniting the track and the water!

Cha Bai immediately took out the [Summoning Magic Crystal].

"No more hiding, Li Nuo! Prepare the ether!"

Activate the magic crystal when she asked.

The magic stone in his hand shines green.

Cha Bai took away most of the magic power in an instant, held the hammer to cancel the floating magic, and turned over to enter the shelf.

["Dong Bailey" has been summoned]

[Consumption of 50% life force]

[Consumption of 80% magic power]

[This creature is level 70. Based on your level, spiritual power and strength, Dongbei can only exist in this scenario for 5 minutes]

[This creature has low blood volume and can only withstand three hits]

[This creature has a strong sense of territory. Those within a radius of 1 meter and those who actively touch it will be treated as enemies]

[This creature will attack the mission target first, and then consider whether to kill living creatures within a radius of 1 meter]

[If you die during the summoning, Dongbei will also disappear]

Dong Bailey, um, has appeared before, the monster who cut the demon Rudy out of the train with a knife, also known as the Chopper Monster.

He held a kitchen knife in his hand.

Wearing a white robe.

He is very short and can hit the knees of an adult when he jumps. He moves very quickly and cannot jump at the same time.

Because of his territorial awareness, Li Nuo immediately hooked Dong Bailey with his whip blade and dragged him across the water.

At the same time, he hugged Chabai with [Ether] and inserted the injection needle into her waist.

This scene was seen by Balbo on the track, with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Okay." Chabai immediately used the newly learned elf spell [Healing Teardrop] to restore his blood. Ripples rose and healing tears fell on his body.

At the same time, flame retarders popped out from under Balbo's armored vehicle and advanced to the lake.

The MMA professional boxer pulled out a steampunk-style ignition shotgun and aimed at the sales cart. In other words, he was all aiming at Li Nuo.

Chabai's pop-up shield protects the body and blocks bullets.

Waving his fingers, he drew flames to continuously block the machine gun fire from behind.

The Shafas in the rear are getting closer and closer, and there is also the troublesome Balbo on the side. Li Nuo made a basic analysis of the situation. Balbo's armored car is difficult to break, but the two sports cars in the rear are easier to shoot and explode. .

At this time, Balbo jumped out of the car, and his shotgun transformed into a mechanical hand armor. Judging from his eagerness to try, he was planning to attack directly.

"I said, brother... is there a possibility that I can help you kill your allies." Li Nuo pointed at the Safa convoy behind and said with a smile, "Then you can cool off on the side?"

"What do you think?" Balbo raised his mechanical gauntlet, and the cannon at the end of his arm burned with orange light.

Li Nuo: "Where did I recruit you?"

Of course Balbo wouldn't say it, but Li Nuo used [Seal of Yaksi] when he spoke. He was just curious whether his guess was correct.

This time the seal did not use dice, it was the most common mind control. Li Nuo checked Balbo's data and found that the spiritual power value was very low and he was in an "angry" mood, which could not offset the effect of the seal.

Therefore, in less than a second, Balbo's eyes became empty.

The teammate who was the main driver seemed to notice something strange: "Balbo? Balbo!"

Then I heard Balbo say resentfully: "My dream is not to be a professional boxer, but to marry a Two-dimensional wife..."

Li Nuo glared: "That's it."

Balder suddenly realized that the seal was over and his thinking was normal.

The three teammates in the car were silent. They thought Balbo was a cold boxer, but they didn't expect...

"This is the heart of a child." When the matter was over, Balbo said calmly: "I just envy you for having a woman who is so similar to 2B. If you don't get her, you will be destroyed."

"I understand." Li Nuo also became serious: "Either you die, or you die."

Cha Bai's face felt hot, and she comforted herself that it was the result of using too much fireball.

Li Nuo: "Let's fight."

Balbo: "Oh, go to hell!"

The two Safa were stunned when they saw this scene: "What the hell are you doing, Balbo."

Balbo was one of the surviving players in the train assessment. He had cooperated with Shafa in that assessment and was considered a strong player. However, this guy's heart was drawn to Two-dimensional, which Safa never expected.

The host Hiroyuki heard everything through the broadcast camera in the air, and shouted excitedly: "An unexpected unfolding! Sure enough, women and power are men's eternal topics! Now open new odds!"

"Is it a sword to win love? Or pure love is invincible!"

“All punters please start voting!”

Emotional drama is always a popular subject, comparable to Fast and Furious, and the audience at the venue was once again ignited with passion.

What’s more, some people even started setting off fireworks.

"It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement."

Li Nuo activated [Quen's Seal] to block Balbo's heat ray. When the seal broke into fragments, he swung his whip blade and threw out Dongbei, who was wrapped and dragged on the water.

"Chabai."

"Oh."

Cha Bai popped up his floating hand, and half of his face was illuminated by the firelight.

The arm flew out, grabbed Dong Bailey in the air, and activated the teleportation spell. Under the cover of the exploding wave, the arm carried Dong Bailey and entered the amber portal.

next second.

In the back seat of Balbo's carriage.

There was a mascot-like gadget between the two punk girls.

The driver saw a horrified scene in the rearview mirror: "Grass."

Dong Bailey was teleported into Balbo's car.

As blood leaked from the car window, the armored vehicle's tires scraped against the rocks on the roadside and overturned in the middle of the road.

The slithering dinosaur robot above dropped an incendiary bomb and set the car on fire.

Marger's cry was almost covered by the explosion: "Cliff ahead!"

The host's voice came from the microphone inside the car: "The length of the cliff and ravine is 450 meters. Please do not stay in the air for more than 10 seconds."

Average length.

You can pass it by flying.

But the chasing sliding dinosaur robots will not let players get what they want.

This is the first field trap so far.

Marger snorted coldly.

Throw the summoning card.

"Help me get through this, mechanical cult!"

In an instant, vehicles one kilometer away could see a mechanical wave built of mechanical life forms rushing into the sky in the distance!

The deafening sound of the mechanical life form shook the track within a kilometer radius.

"Long live the leader!"

(End of this chapter)