As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 209 What is our vehicle? ? ?

Children sometimes do things without logic.

Encouraged by adults, children acted recklessly, so Marger deserved to be beaten.

Brother Ma didn't know what the hammer was. After all, he hadn't been hit like Li Nuo.

"Li Nuo, you should tell me what you want to do first!"

"Mega evolution, don't hide!"

Marger took a step back and started running. Although most of Li Nuo's bad ideas would have good results, the process was often painful.

Cha Bai was drinking the freshly poured juice. When Marjie ran past her, he stretched out his long legs, flexibly hooked the toes in flip-flops on the corner of the table, turned around and put his knee on Marjie's abdomen, tripping him up and instantly stripped him of his fighting strength. Then he sat smoothly on the table and put his feet on Marger's back.

"Knock it."

She gave an order.

Little Cairo Jun is even more certain that he was right to knock Marjie.

After all, this ugly big sister is very gentle.

The hammer fell on Brother Ma's head.

There was a moment of darkness.

A halo shone in the center of the pupils of Marger's electronic eyes.

He closed his eyes.

When I opened my eyes again, an hour had passed.

Li Nuo and Little Cairo were sitting on his back and watching TV.

Little Cairo: "Ahhh! He was not knocked to death by me, thank God!"

Li Nuo raised his eyebrows, not surprised: "Are you awake?"

"Get up, Li Nuo." Marjie stood up slowly, lowered his head, seeming to be thinking about something, then suddenly raised his head and looked around: "Humph... So this is the super-dimensional fantasy world."

Li Nuo: "Speak humanly."

Marger: "I evolved."

He showed the panel:
[Magic Technology Physician: What you see as weird bolts, nuts or magic crystals is a work of art in the eyes of an outstanding magic technology expert.You press the button and the device starts working; Moko experts know why it works and how to make it better.Open a crystal board and not only know how to connect the power supply, but also put magic stones into it to create magic technology you have never seen before, or remotely control the particle backpack from a safe distance to take out various strange props from the void. 】

[They can easily calibrate implants, understand intricate parameters, and put this knowledge to use.Most people think that magic doctors are just a branch of mechanics, and they can usually do some simple repairs there.However, when they are forced into a corner and the mage next door starts to go berserk, the terror of the magic doctor will become apparent]

[Unlocking Keywords: Mechanic, Magic Technician]

[Magic technology proficiency: 67% (can adapt to the operation of all drawings in "NieR"]]

【Spiritual Power +10】

[Unlock a new title: King of Biogas Punk]

[Title Skill: Spoon of Tianyuan Breakthrough - Use 30% of the magic power to decompose the biogas particles of the "giant shit block", add a spoonful of steam, and make that damn heat wave move!Add a spoonful of anger and get ready to explode!Add a spoonful of psychosis and let the cybermaniac become your puppet, and finally add a spoonful of logic virus to make the mechanical cult go crazy for you! 】

Li Nuo was shocked: "Damn it, invincible."

Marger calmly stretched out his hand: "Give me your hat."

Li Nuo picked up his felt hat from the sofa, handed it over, and said: "Well...if you want to store the biogas in my hat, forget it."

"Humph."

Marger held the hat in his hand and suddenly let it go.

Magic threads popped out from the fingertips and wrapped around the hat.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

His laughter shocked little Cairo Jun and he hid in the drawer in shock.

But I saw Marjie's fingers were as graceful as butterflies, his eyes were like lightning, and he was mumbling something: "Inject magic power, unlock the crystal magic transmission function, and use magic power to forge circuit boards..."

Li Nuo and Cha Bai stood opposite like two idiots, staring blankly at Marjie's operation. Unknowingly, they watched for about ten minutes.

[15% magic power deduction]

Marjie was sweating coldly, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his eyes were dark, and he threw his hat to Li Nuo coolly.

"Hey, hey~"

Li Nuo caught it and was surprised to see the new entry in the hat.

[Hat boomerang: Throw it out and the brim will turn into a sharp blade]

"It didn't turn into shit, so I'm very satisfied..."

Marger didn't panic when he heard the comment.

I touched my pocket.

"Huh, no, there's no more cigarettes."

He looked at the crowd.

"I'm going to buy a pack of cigarettes. I have to show off."

With that said, he opened the door and went out.

Cha Bai asked uneasily: "Won't he damage his brain by upgrading?"

Li Nuo put his hat in front of the fan to disperse the smell and said with a smile: "If I guessed correctly, Marger should be roaring and running wildly. He needs to vent."

"important Notice!"

The TV volume suddenly becomes louder.

"A group of prisoners were disqualified from the competition because they attacked passers-by. Please be careful!"

Little Cairo poked his head out of the drawer, listened to the sound of the TV, looked at Li Nuo and Cha Bai cautiously, and hurriedly put his head back into the drawer.

"How could a player make such a low-level mistake?" Cha Bai sat on the sofa in confusion and said in an understatement: "Hey Li Nuo, someone is playing a secret trick."

Li Nuo looked out the window.

"Be prepared in advance. Some players are ready to take action before the game starts."

……

"Ahhh--!"

Marger ran wildly while roaring.

Tired from running, he leaned against the telephone pole, panting, looking at the blue sky, smiling like the spring breeze.

"Haha, hahaha, hahahahaha!"

"Now, I can finally install a biogas bomb in Li Nuo's equipment!"

Snapped!
There was a sliding window on the wire pole next to it. Mr. Cairo, an old lady with curly hair, stuck out his head: "Young man... don't get sick."

Marger looked over and was a little surprised that there were still people living in the telegraph poles, and the old lady had "Small Shop" written on her big square face.

"Buy, buy something?"

"Oh, here's a pack of cigarettes."

Marjie exchanged gold coins for some Cairo coins. The old lady tremblingly took out a pack of cigarettes and handed them to him. Suddenly her hand speeded up, she grabbed the Cairo coins and shrank back.

Shaking the empty cigarette box, there were only three cigarettes in this pack.

"It's really a pack of cigarettes."

He immediately grabbed the window pane that was about to be closed and stuck his head in: "Hey, this can't be done, money..."

The old lady in Cairo suddenly grabbed his face.

"No...don't just leave the cigarette...leave it!"

"Hey... hello!"

Marjie struggled to free himself, and the old lady in Cairo looked at him from behind the window, her eyes dull: =_=.

"Hey……"

What's going on in this world?

Marger groaned and put the cigarette in his trouser pocket, took out one, lit it and took a puff.

[Labor Cigarettes: Effectively Suppresses Pain]

"Hmph~ An unexpected bonus."

A car stopped next to her. The old lady in Cairo looked over first, and saw a guy dressed as a human sticking his head out of the car window.

The man with long hair wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses smiled and said, "I saw it, the prisoner was attacking the old lady."

"NO, I have not."

Marger raised his hand.

The old lady also said: "He didn't..."

"It's not important." The man pulled out his pistol.

Marger's eyes were stunned, and when he turned his face to one side, the bullet came out of the muzzle of the gun, grazed his cheek, and sunk into the wall behind him.

His subconscious resistance prompted the collar around his neck to chime: "Don't hurt anyone, or you'll be arrested for murder."

"Damn!"

Boom!

Marjie ran behind a car, raised his legs and ran away.

"Don't run!"

The car followed closely behind.

Li Nuo opened the door, took out a folding stool and placed it at the door. After thinking about it, he moved another low stool and sat at the door, looking like an idle person basking in the sun.

Marger came running from a distance.

"Go back to the house!"

Marco's voice slapped his ears like a trumpet.

Li Nuo raised his left arm and used [Puppet String] to shoot out silk threads, which caught Marjie and dragged him in front of him.

"You go back to the house."

He put Marger's feet into the house, walked sideways and slightly backwards, and properly avoided the bullets fired from the car.

Amber pupils pointed at the shooter as they got out of the car.

The man wearing a cowboy hat and black sunglasses walked at the front: "Hey~ You weaklings from Planet Cairo No. [-] didn't expect to have two brushes."

"Cairo Planet No. [-]... By the way, the Earth in our mouth is just an exploration planet in their mouth." Li Nuo lowered his sleeves and hid the robot hand and [Puppet String].

The visitor is a "human", but its strength is obviously higher than that of humans.

Judging from the habitual movements such as steps, breath, etc., it is considered a Lianjiazi.

"Li Nuo, not strong."

Cha Bai leaned against the door, hiding in the shadows, using black goggles to observe his blood volume and give a conclusion.

"I understand, keep an eye on Mr. Cairo and Marjie, and don't disturb Mr. Cairo. The technicians can't be involved in the dispute now." Li Nuo put on a smile and turned to look at the person coming: "Brother, what is this misunderstanding?"

Cowboy Hat: "No misunderstanding, we are interstellar bounty hunters, and we are ordered to maintain law and order. Before the competition starts tomorrow, we will lock up the troublemakers or kill them on the spot."

A tall man behind him pointed at the door and shouted: "Your friend was harassing an old lady just now!"

I believe this... Li Nuo slandered and said, "Okay, it can't be free, how much does it cost?"

The tall man was stunned: "Huh? This..."

Cowboy Hat: "There was a case of prisoners attacking passers-by in Area C. According to the newly issued regulations." He touched the pistol: "A head, 100000 Cairo coins, and points exclusive to interstellar hunters, you..."

Li Nuo touched his pocket and found a small dagger inside.

The collar makes a sound: "Do not harm anyone or you will be arrested for murder."

Cowboy hat:"……?"

boom!
Li Nuo lowered his shoulders and took the bullet with his left shoulder.

Raise your left hand, acting like a loser.

"Is there a possibility that you two have never seen us?"

Cowboy Hat smiled: "Unless we die."

Li Nuo: "Okay."

The tall man shouted: "Look, the prisoner is going to kill someone!"

Li Nuo hooked the dice with his fingers.

"How about killing the other person and then committing suicide?"

The collar is unresponsive.

You guessed it... Li Nuo complained that from the technology of the Cairo Stars, it can be seen that many of their tools have no concept of magic. For example, a camera that has forgotten memory fragments cannot affect creatures with a spiritual power value of 10 or above.

The same goes for the collar - it cannot form an effective response to non-offensive magic.

【11】

The dice spins and the number "14" appears.

The tall man grabbed the cowboy hat's head, tore open the cowboy hat's mouth with brute force, and tore his head in half.

Cha Bai hugged little Kailuo Jun to prevent the little guy from seeing the bloody scene.

"I...I..." The tall man looked at the brain plasma and blood stuck to his palms, his eyes trembling.

"You killed someone." Li Nuo smiled and asked, "What should I do if I kill someone?"

The big tall man: "Go, go to hell..."

Li Nuo snapped his fingers: "It has nothing to do with me~"

boom!
As the gunshot rang out, the big man fell to the ground, the gun in his hand was smoking, and he died with his eyes open.

Uncle Cairo, who was in the maintenance room, suddenly raised his big square head: "(｀へ)..."

The silver-gray spaceship descended from the sky and landed in the center of the block.

Soldiers holding firearms stood in a row, and the last person to step out was a lean gorilla wearing a white trench coat.

The orangutan looked at the two interstellar hunters who fell to the ground, took out a banana and held it in his mouth. The soldier beside him lit the banana for him and blew out a puff of smoke.

"I asked, is that a banana or a cigarette?" Li Nuo looked at it blankly.

"Hey, you are very capable, prisoner." The orangutan waved his black-haired hands, and the heavily armed soldiers pointed their guns at Li Nuo.Red laser spots were all over Li Nuo's body, and he would be beaten into pieces as long as he moved.

"Wait, what did I do?" Li Nuo raised his hand and asked.

"Kill." The orangutan said coldly.

"I'm a prisoner, so my killing collar will react, right?" Li Nuo asked back, and then said: "Even if you want to say that the collar may have malfunctioned, where is the evidence? Ah...or maybe, Mr. Orangutan didn't want to pay attention to the evidence. ..." He put on an expression of sudden realization: "You just want to kill me. Even if there are no my fingerprints on the gun, as long as you hope that I can't participate in tomorrow's game, you don't need to worry about any evidence. It turns out that this is how Cairo Star is. A lawless place."

One of the soldiers whispered, "He didn't sound like there was anything wrong with what he said."

The orangutan glared at the soldier, who lowered his head.

"Humph... you are eloquent." The orangutan smiled, saw Mr. Cairo coming out of the maintenance room, and said in a deep voice: "Harry, are you going to support this group of prisoners and make a name for yourself again?"

Uncle Cairo's eyes flashed fiercely: "You are trying to trick me again, you bastards from the zoo."

"Don't say that. There's no point in keeping your shabby shop open, right? It's better to turn it into a zoo where female orangutans are kept in captivity." The orangutan kicked the folding stool and said, "It's all scrap metal."

It smoked a banana cigarette and said: "The orangutan director will give you a week to move out on your own, just like your old neighbor. If you exceed the time, it will not matter whether you are the number one warrior in Cairo. No matter how powerful the warrior is, It can’t stop hundreds of laser ray cannons, can it?”

"Just like your son and wife, the brave fighting Cairo people, they turned into bananas in the end, hahahahahaha!" The orangutan sat on the folding stool: "Hahahahahaha...ha...ha...ah... …”

It snapped the banana and made a constipated expression.

Li Nuo pretended to be calm.

There is a retractable iron rod in the center of the folding stool...

The orangutan stood up pretending to be calm and put his hands behind his back to cover his butt: "Anyway... the team we sponsor is not a chick like you. I'll let you go this time."

It asked the soldiers to enter the spacecraft and then walked back slowly.

"Sir, why do you have a biogas injection device on your butt?"

"you shut up!"

Li Nuo touched his chin and pouted: "What's wrong with this idiot?"

Duang!

Uncle Cairo picked up a screwdriver and hit Li Nuo on the head.

"You brat, don't cause trouble for me!"

"Don't hit me! My blood volume is low!" Li Nuo touched his head and frowned and asked, "Sir, what's going on? The orangutan doesn't look like he's here to fish for us."

"It is the personal secretary of the orangutan, the director of the zoo. He brings people here every week to cause trouble." The uncle walked back and said, "Just leave it alone and just stay in the room. Prisoners will do what prisoners should do."

"It looks like they are coming to demolish it." Li Nuo muttered and looked up.

The neighborhood is surprisingly clean.

TV report: "Cairo Convenience Store has officially signed a contract with a certain prisoner team. According to reliable sources, the sponsorship fee includes snacks and armor-piercing gravity cannons."

TV broadcast: "It is reported that the team of prisoners who attacked passers-by have been turned into bananas by the gorilla director. Let us thank the gorilla director!"

"It couldn't have been Sauron, right?" Cha Bai asked.

"No, Sauron must be more ruthless in his actions. He will not do such a frustrating thing." Li Nuo looked at Marjie: "Reformation begins."

Marjie nodded: "Ah, okay."

Then it was time to organize the gear.

With the mask, weapon box and backpack grid, Li Nuo can carry a total of 26 props and equipment. Anyway, just bring whatever you don’t have.

The rest is weapon upgrades.

Due to time constraints, Marger made some upgrades to his armor, and then began to adjust the [NieR Auxiliary Machine] and [Electromagnetic Gun Blueprints]. Since he had previously killed the Dragoons and obtained a large electromagnetic gun, he could obtain it by directly disassembling and reassembling it. More convenient weapons.

Marco used new technology to transform the submachine gun [Ying Long]. This gun is equipped with a magic meter. After injecting magic power, the front end can open the magic shield and automatically generate magic bullets. The power is slightly lower than ordinary bullets, but The battery life is ridiculous.

The high firepower of a submachine gun is more reliable in racing than the burst fire of a sniper rifle.

In terms of weapons, Li Nuo and Cha Bai upgraded their main weapons to +7.

What is consumed is the [wedge-shaped stone] obtained from the last script.

The power is almost unchanged, with one more entry each.

[Mercury Cane] is [Whip Blade Mode Length +1 Meter, Saw Blade Mode Use Time Increased by 5 Seconds].

The [Super Kinetic Explosive Hammer] is [Fire charging, accumulating fire magic power, and hitting objects hard to generate high-temperature thick fog].

The final preparation was for Marjie to use sewing needles to modify Cha Bai's pile of MOD clothes.

This is a big job and takes time.

Cha Bai also specifically asked: "I am very conservative."

Well... there is also the [Omega Core]. After Marco became familiar with Magic Technology, he knew how to use this thing. Now he can't use it. The core can be assembled on the armor to produce morphological changes, allowing the vehicle or armored robot to become that Hidden BOSS "Omega".

night.

Uncle Cairo brought out a few plates of noodles from the back room and put them on the table angrily.

"There is a competition tomorrow. You guys need to feed me a little."

The uncle is actually cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

Li Nuo took a fork and rolled up the squirming noodles: "Uncle, are you a bug?"

Marger took a sip, and a noodle came out of his nostril: "It's not just a bug."

Little Cairo ate happily and pouted, "Food is monopolized by orangutans. Bugs are rich in protein and can be disguised as noodles. Grandpa said this is more real than noodles, after all, it is meat."

Li Nuo looked at Little Cairo-kun, looked at the noodles on the plate, and lowered his eyes.

Uncle Cairo smoked a dry cigarette and glanced at him: "No need to pity us. If we get a good place in the competition tomorrow, I can also take some advantage."

Li Nuo raised his eyes: "Do you have chopsticks? I'm not used to eating noodles with a fork."

The uncle put the noodles on his face.

……

After dinner.

Cha Bai helps Little Cairo wash dishes in the kitchen.

"Sister, you wash the dishes so fast!" Little Cairo said excitedly.

Cha Bai put the washed dishes on the shelf: "Yeah."

"Where are Big Brother and the others?"

"You might have something to do, so just leave them alone."

"It's dangerous outside."

"Then don't worry about them."

Cha Bai is not worried about Li Nuo and the others.

"Sister." Little Cairo Jun suddenly said: "Come on tomorrow, don't die."

Cha Bai looked at the little guy, smiled and nodded.

Little Cairo added: "Although you are ugly, I still hope you survive. After all, you are cruel and gentle~"

Chabai: "..."

outside the house.

Marger sat at the door.

Li Nuo is cleaning the folding stool.

"Lao Ma, do you think this world is different from what we imagined?"

"Don't forget, the name here is 'Hell Star'. The core of comedy is tragedy. It is normal to use a hell environment to explain it." Marger looked at the dense moths under the street lamp and said: "The illogical nature of funny characters In many cases, sexual behavior can cause great harm to the creatures around them. There is no lower limit to the way they treat things, and no creature with a slightly normal brain can get along with it."

"I am very concerned about the situation of the gorilla director and other players." Li Nuo said.

"Don't cause trouble," Marger said.

There was a few seconds of silence.

Li Nuo: "How's it going, Mr. Cairo?"

Marjie shook his head: "I don't know."

"That's it..." Li Nuo put away the folding stool and said, "Lend me your [Skill Card: Predict the Future] for a while."

"what?"

"I guess the matter between Mr. Cairo and the orangutan director may be a side story. I want to take a look."

Marjie took out the skill card and handed it to him and said, "I'll go with you. Miss Chabai always told me to keep an eye on you. I can't break my promise. Do you know where to go?"

Li Nuo pointed to his nose and said with a smile: "The demon hunter's sense of smell is very sensitive. The body odor of the orangutan secretary today is quite strong."

A cloud of red smoke appeared in front of his eyes, pointing to a certain orangutan whorehouse.

……

After 12 hours.

outskirts of the city.

A group of interstellar beggars from an unknown planet are piled on the roadside.

A high-powered race car speeds past and crashes across the finish line.

The beggars raised their hands in the air.

cheer.

Yelling and cursing.

silence.

"The odds haven't come out yet?"

"It's too slow, it's already been a day!"

"Even if you say so, this death racing is very special. The odds will not be calculated until the game starts."

Outside the competition venue, "gamblers" gathered together, and the noise turned the mouths of Mr. Cairo who bought tickets into wavy lines.

"Don't worry!"

"Inside information, the odds calculation can only be seen after all the race cars appear!"

“I heard there was a group of drivers with toy cars.”

"hahahahahahahaha--!"

Amid the noise, a spaceship landed in the distance.

At the same time, the street patrol robot entered the square: "Illegal gathering—judgment—no Cairo stars—leave within three seconds."

A group of people ran away in panic after seeing the robot.

Robot: "Three seconds are up - take coercive measures."

It fired laser bombs indiscriminately at the front of the square. After the explosion, the ground was covered with a layer of hot magma.

The short orangutan director walked out of the spaceship.

Orangutan Secretary: "Sir, the idlers have been cleared away."

The orangutan director picked his nose and said, "Don't hurt our own people in Cairo."

"Don't worry." The orangutan secretary bent down.

"Also, next time, turn them into bananas. Laser bombs are too rough and uncivilized." The orangutan director put on his cloak and walked towards the empty square: "When will the odds be released?"

"All vehicles need to be displayed before they can appear." The orangutan secretary said: "By the way, sir, that old man in Cairo also sponsored a team."

The orangutan director smiled and said, "Don't worry about that group of rubbish."

……

waiting room.

Cha Bai sat on the chair and looked at Li Nuo and Marjie who were slumped on the sofa.

"Where were you two last night?"

These two guys looked like they were going to die.

Li Nuo: "Well...doing some work."

Marger: "I went to a place where only men can go..."

Cha Baihu's body trembled: "You two stayed in the men's room all night?"

Then the door opened.

A big-brained Cairo star walked in with a tablet and said, "Dear contestants, please register the main driver's vehicle now."

There can be three vehicles in this competition. In fact, there is no priority. However, in order to calculate the odds, a main vehicle must be registered first.

Cha Bai stood up and walked to the parking lot.

The car should have been delivered this morning, but they didn't know when, because as prisoners they were brought here suddenly.

Open the iron gate.

The storage room was empty except for a note.

She picked it up, took a look at it, and said: "The car hasn't been modified yet, you guys need to think about it first..."

Big sweat spots appeared on Mr. Cailuo's face: "That's not possible."

Cha Bai looked at Li Nuo and Mar Jie: "What should we do?"

Marjie looked at Li Nuo: "What should I do?"

Li Nuo shrugged: "You see, I'm useless...this uncle in Cairo is unreliable..."

Mr. Cairo: "Please decide quickly, otherwise it will be counted as abstaining."

Li Nuo had a flash of inspiration.

He pulled Marger up and pushed him over: "That's it."

Marjie was stunned: "Huh?"

Mr. Cairo took out the scanner and pointed it at Marjie, and then said with satisfaction: "Yes, he has been a vehicle and it meets the standards."

Marger: "I...ha!?"

(End of this chapter)