This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 53 Make the funeral shop bigger and stronger and go public

Netizens almost died laughing when they heard the two yelling at each other.

: "The anchor is really a genius. He made the two scammers have a conversation, and they started to curse."

: "It is said that colleagues in the same industry are enemies, and this statement is indeed true. It didn't take a few words for them to get angry at each other."

: "The two of them are seamlessly connected, and their business is a perfect match."

: "It's a pity that the two of us could have chatted for a long time without advance notice. It sounds like I'm enjoying myself."

: "..."

The two scolded each other more and more harshly, and Su Haozhe couldn't listen to it anymore.

"Stop, stop, there are so many people watching, pay attention to your quality."

Su Haozhe spoke directly and interrupted the two of them.

There was a sudden silence on the phone.

"who are you?"

"Which one are you?"

The two asked in unison.

"I am sent by God to save you. Read it with me. Chinese people do not deceive Chinese people."

Su Haozhe hung up the phone immediately after speaking.

"Awesome, aren't you afraid of them making harassing phone calls?"

Brother Yang was also very impressed. He probably wouldn't have been able to come up with this move without having cerebral thrombosis for ten years.

"I blocked the unknown number. It's not a phone number saved in my phone, so I can't call it at all."

Su Haozhe had already made arrangements and was not afraid of harassment at all.

"It's so difficult to do good things. I thought we could solve the problems on both sides."

Su Haozhe sighed.

: "God pays so much attention to quality. The anchor made me laugh away all my merits."

: "I didn't expect that the Crouching Dragon, Phoenix, and Tsukatora would all be gathered at once."

: "It would be a pity if the anchor does not engage in fraud. He is definitely better than these two people."

: "Follow me. This is the legendary Su Shen. I heard from my friends that it's so fun."

: "..."

As soon as he started, he started doing things one after another, and the popularity of Su Haozhe's live broadcast room skyrocketed.

Other celebrities are looking for jobs step by step and preparing to earn points.

In fact, celebrities don't care much about these bonuses, they are much less than the appearance fees.

Celebrities care more about exposure. As long as they can attract more fans, their commercial value will be higher.

"Whose live broadcast room is the most popular right now?"

"Is it the popular goddess Tang Shishi, or the popular young student Chai Mingkun?"

The director came backstage and asked about the data.

The two celebrities mentioned are the most popular male and female celebrities now, and both of them have a large number of fans.

"These two are currently ranked in the top three, but they are not number one."

The backend operation said with a smile.

"Oh? Who can surpass the two of them? These two have too many fans."

The director thought for a moment and wondered who could be so fierce.

"The first one is the last anchor Su Haozhe. This guy is really a genius. I laughed to death watching it."

I have been watching the backstage operations, and only Su Haozhe's live broadcast is the funniest.

"I know this person. Many of our company are his fans, otherwise we wouldn't invite him here."

"By the way, keep an eye on this person. I heard that this person often causes trouble."

The director smiled and felt that he had chosen the right person.

the other side.

Su Haozhe searched the location of a funeral parlor on his mobile phone and took the bus there.

[Ding, points trigger a lottery draw in the system, do you want to draw a lottery now?]

The long-lost system lottery finally came again, and this time Su Haozhe saved a lot of points before triggering it.

"Draw a lottery now."

[Congratulations to the host for gaining speech ability +40 and becoming a natural leader]

Arriving near an old community, Su Haozhe found this store.

"Hello, are you the boss here?"

Su Haozhe walked in and saw an old woman sitting inside.

"Oh oh."

The old woman nodded.

"Your store is so small, how much money can you make?"

Su Haozhe took a look and found that the store was more than 30 square meters, but there were too many things on it, so it seemed a bit crowded.

"How much do you want me to pay?" The old woman leaned sideways and stretched out her head to listen.

"Mother-in-law, your hearing is not very good."

Su Haozhe spoke loudly.

"As we get older, our ears don't work as well. You can get whatever you want."

The old woman pointed to her ears and sat down again.

"How about we switch to another company? How can we communicate with each other?"

Brother Yang felt uncomfortable staying inside. Looking at these funeral supplies, he felt very uncomfortable.

At this moment.

"Are you buying something?"

A middle-aged man came in from the door.

"Are you the boss here?"

Su Haozhe saw that this person looked somewhat similar to this mother-in-law.

"Yes, do you have any funeral arrangements to attend to?"

The man walked in.

"I'm here to apply for a job. I want to be a salesperson here."

After Su Haozhe finished speaking, the boss looked Su Haozhe up and down.

"I don't even have customers here, so what are you recruiting people for? What do you want to do at such a young age?"

The boss was very puzzled. There were almost no young people in this industry.

"It's because there are few young people in this industry that I joined. This is a blue ocean."

"Boss, do you just want to keep such a small shop? The little money you make every day may not be enough to support your family."

Su Haozhe also sat down and started chatting with the boss.

"This store doesn't make any money at all. I may not work anymore when the rent expires. Now I will rely on other businesses to sustain myself."

The man sighed, this business is getting more and more difficult.

Especially for small stores, the business is single, sometimes only selling one or two hundred items a day, so there is no way to make a profit.

"Boss, your thinking is too old. Listen to me."

"Nowadays, we pay attention to brand management, differentiated marketing, and one-stop service. Only if you do these well can you make money."

"First redecorate this store so that others will see it as unusual and professional, and then provide some value-added services."

"Putting up a funeral canopy, mourning, choosing a cemetery, checking Feng Shui, etc., it can be done all in one package."

Su Haozhe's newly acquired speaking ability came into play, and he spoke passionately and very provocatively.

"You are right. Now I am continuing to dispatch hearses, build funeral sheds, and select burial sites. I rely on these businesses to subsidize the store."

The man nodded. What Su Haozhe said made sense.

"We still need to build this store into a flagship store standard, and then people will naturally come and ask, and the purpose of attracting traffic will be achieved."

"You can also engage in online sales, short videos, etc. to build your reputation."

"Then we copy the successful experience and start opening chain stores. The next step is to prepare to go public."

"In a few years, no matter who dies, the whole world will come to us to report it."

Su Haozhe waved his hands and spoke passionately.

The boss was dumbfounded. This goal was too ambitious.

"Boss, don't you want to become bigger and stronger?"

Su Haozhe clenched his fists and continued to give the boss blood.

: "What is Su Shen talking about? If the funeral parlor becomes bigger and stronger, how many people will die?"

: "This idea is so clear, but how can it follow the same routine as a food chain?"

: "You want to build a funeral shop into a listed company? Su Shen is really getting more and more outrageous."

: "The more I hear it, the scarier it becomes. Anyone who dies has to report here. Isn't that the Hall of the King of Hell?"

: "There must be no negative reviews from users in this industry, because users can no longer comment."

: "..."

Netizens took Su Haozhe's outrageous remarks as a joke.

"Is it going on the market now? Are you okay, young man?"

The boss was a little excited, but still felt something was wrong.

"Boss, the situation needs to be opened up. If you don't dare to think about it, you can only guard this place forever and look at the sky as big as your palm."

Su Haozhe spoke with emotion.

"Well said, I have always wanted to work hard so that my mother can take good care of herself in her old age."

"Mom, you can rest at home tomorrow. I'll let this little brother come to work."

The boss's ambition was reawakened and he was ready to give it another try.

Give it a go, the bike turns into a motorcycle.

If you fight hard, loess will turn into platinum.

(End of this chapter)