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Chapter 25: People eat, sheep eat grass, you are younger than your father

Seeing that Su Haozhe wanted to tell fortunes, netizens in the live broadcast room also became interested.

People are always curious about this kind of mysterious thing.

Especially in ancient times, there were many such celebrities.

"I am the 18th generation descendant of Taishan. I am a person who calculates life and death, and is known as Su Banxian by people in the world."

Su Haozhe first introduced himself.

"Isn't it a Taoist priest from Maoshan? There are also Taoist priests from Mount Tai?"

The fat man came over to watch the fortune telling, and became suspicious after hearing it.

"A true master will never expose himself. I am from a hidden family. It's normal for you not to know."

Su Haozhe's speech slowed down and his tone was different.

"I know your name, and I am traveling thousands of miles in a hurry - as hasty as the law."

Su Haozhe made a few random gestures based on the anime he had watched.

Then, he grabbed Jiang Miaomiao's hand.

"How about it?"

Jiang Miaomiao stared with big eyes, full of curiosity.

"It's raining and the ground is slippery. Your father's last name is whatever your last name is, right?"

After Su Haozhe finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Miaomiao.

"correct."

Jiang Miaomiao nodded.

"People eat sheep and eat grass. You are younger than your father, right?"

Su Haozhe spoke quickly without giving Jiang Miaomiao time to react.

"Well, there's nothing wrong."

Jiang Miaomiao thought for a while, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"When the sun sets on the west mountain and shines on the east wall, you have to call your father's wife mother, right?"

Jiang Miaomiao thought for a moment and said, "That's right."

"Let me tell you a big secret. Your parents got married on the same day, right?"

Su Haozhe shouted loudly.

"Wow, you are so awesome, you hit the mark."

Jiang Miaomiao opened her mouth wide, but she didn't expect that she was right.

Fatty's CPU was almost burning next to him. He heard something was wrong, but he didn't have time to think.

: "Listening to what you have to say is like listening to what you have to say."

: "This girl is so cute. She believes everything she says. She's so cute."

: "How did Su Shen do it? It's all nonsense, none of it is useful."

: "I've also learned that you have to take a taxi when you go out, and your father's sister has to be called Sheng Gu."

: "The calculation is so accurate, it's unbelievable. I don't believe in science anymore."

: "..."

Sha Diao netizens joked in the live broadcast room.

"Sister Yan, please do the math. It's really accurate."

After Jiang Miaomiao finished her fortune-telling, she took Yan Ruxue to tell her fortune.

"With your head, isn't everything he said nonsense?"

Yan Ruxue also accepted this roommate, which was really heartless.

"What is nonsense? If you want to renege on your debt, just say so."

Su Haozhe was not happy to hear this.

"What do you call fortune telling? Who doesn't have the same surname as his father?"

Yan Ruxue asked back.

"A lot of people, even in the orphanage, are not like that."

Su Haozhe's words left Yan Ruxue speechless.

"Okay, forget it."

Yan Ruxue didn't want to get entangled in the issue of the orphanage, so she extended her hand.

"Tsk tsk tsk."

Su Haozhe held Yan Ruxue's hand and couldn't help but admire it.

My hands are really soft, my skin is like cream, and my skin is really good.

"Do you want to count it down?"

Yan Ruxue rolled her eyes speechlessly.

"You haven't said what it counts yet, wealth, marriage, health or something else?"

Su Haozhe held on and refused to let go. After passing this village, there was no such shop.

"Consider it marriage."

Yan Ruxue came close to Jiang Miaomiao and whispered in Jiang Miaomiao's ear: "Look at this gangster, he must be destined to me."

Jiang Miaomiao nodded doubtfully.

"Marriage, north, south, left, west, right, east. You are single now."

Su Haozhe looked at the palm prints and pushed first.

"It's accurate again. It's amazing."

Jiang Miaomiao opened her mouth wide. It was obvious that Su Haozhe was right.

"is single."

Yan Ruxue withdrew her hand.

"I'll count on my fingers. When you find someone, you have someone."

Su Haozhe pinched his ring finger and said calmly.

"Oh."

When Yan Ruxue heard that it was still nonsense, she pulled Jiang Mengmeng away directly.

"Sister Yan, you didn't guess right."

Jiang Mengmeng laughed, and Yan Ruxue guessed that he was destined to her.

"Think more about new works and have less contact with such idle people." Looking at Su Haozhe's look, Yan Ruxue felt that he was not a serious person.

"Su Haozhe is very talented. Didn't you say before that he was very nervous, but you just have a high aesthetic threshold?"

"I take back what I said, this person is really bad."

The two of them went back to the dormitory while talking.

: "I don't know if Su Shen can tell fortunes, but he can really take advantage of others."

: "I'm going to tell the fortune of our class beauty tomorrow. Brothers, is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

: "Be careful to choose an open place. It's easy to run away after being beaten."

: "I've already made a prediction. There is a bad omen (xiong mask) in your class beauty."

: "..."

Netizens imitated Su Haozhe and started counting in the live broadcast room.

The second floor of the resort teaching building.

The temporary office of Good Voice is located here.

Director Yan Dongqiang walked in.

"It's been live broadcasting for most of the day. Which contestant is the most popular?"

Yan Dongqiang came to ask for data again.

The Voice is a large-scale commercial talent show, and it must be based on who has traffic in order to have commercial value.

If a player is very strong but has no commercial value, it will definitely be difficult for him to win the championship.

"It's still Su Haozhe's, and he's leading by a cliff."

The staff member replied without thinking.

"What is he doing? Another good piece of writing?"

Director Yan thought, maybe the song was good.

"No, he's telling fortunes."

The staff burst out laughing.

"Fortune telling."

Director Yan was also speechless.

This guy never seems to do anything serious, but the audience just loves to watch.

"Do whatever you want. This guy has over a million followers in a few days. It would be good to attract some traffic."

Director Yan couldn't understand the young people's thoughts. It was obviously a music program.

Thinking about this, Director Yan walked around the room and then went to the toilet.

At this moment.

Su Haozhe and Fatty also got on the elevator.

"Why don't you turn around."

The fat man looked at Su Haozhe face to face, feeling very uncomfortable.

"I have a persecution disorder. When I turn around, I'm afraid you'll harm me."

Su Haozhe said with a smile.

Hey~
The elevator went to the second floor.

The two of them were talking and preparing to go to the toilet.

When Director Yan heard the words, he turned around and saw Su Haozhe.

Thinking of what happened last time, Director Yan suddenly didn't want to go to the toilet.

"Director, go to the bathroom."

Su Haozhe saw Director Yan and said hello directly.

"Uh, yes."

Director Yan saw that this road could only go to the toilet.

You can't just slip away halfway, that would be even more shameful.

Director Yan bravely walked in. As a leader, there was nothing to avoid.

Su Haozhe and Fatty followed him in.

The fat man stopped at the second urinal at the door.

Su Haozhe walked inside still smiling, with no intention of stopping.

Director Yan gritted his teeth and unbuckled his belt. He had an arrow on the string and had to shoot.

dong dong dong~
Su Haozhe walked to the end and stopped behind Director Yan.

The fat man looked at this scene and almost dug his toes out of the villa.

Fortunately, he didn't stand behind me.

Fatty was secretly glad.

"Aren't you going to the bathroom?"

Director Yan turned his head slightly and asked.

"I'm a polite person. I like to queue up for everything. I'm not in a hurry, director."

Su Haozhe stood behind, just waiting.

Someone was watching from behind. Director Yan couldn't urinate anymore. He stood for more than ten seconds, picked up his pants and left quickly.

"Director Yan is very fast this time."

Su Haozhe smiled and praised.

Come on, you are faster.

Director Yan complained and walked quickly to go to the toilet on the third floor.

The fat man is afraid. He won't hit anyone when he sleeps at night, right?

"Where's Director Yan? I'm still talking to him about something."

When Su Haozhe walked out, Director Yan had long since disappeared.

"I don't know, maybe something happened, so I left in a hurry."

Of course the fat man didn't know.

"Then go to the office and find a leader."

Su Haozhe came to the office and saw the host here.

(End of this chapter)