The years when I was deceived into northern Myanmar

2017 4 Month 14 Day.

When I wore the black suit carefully selected by Xiaoxiao and got into the black Audi A4, I couldn't describe the excitement in my heart.

At that time, I no longer knew how to sit. I was afraid that my trousers would be wrinkled by crossing my legs, and I felt that just sitting like this was too rigid. In the end, even Anne couldn't stand it any longer, so she reached into her pocket and took something out. He handed over a piece of Green Arrow chewing gum and said, "You need to distract yourself now, otherwise you will easily say the wrong thing out of nervousness after you pass the port."

I was right to bring her here.

There were four of us here this time. The driver was Burea, the co-pilot was Annie, and next to me sat Haika, the leader of the Wa ethnic group...

As for why it is Haika instead of Banbula, I decided this after careful consideration. After all, I represent the Wa State. If there is not even one person wearing national costumes in a car, it is a bit unreasonable. Already?
Besides, what if Banbula comes out with me? What if Bangkang is so big and needs someone to make the decision?
I took the chewing gum, opened the wrapping paper three times, put the candy into my mouth, and threw the wrapping paper out of the window...

"Hey!"

Annie said as if she was grabbing my pigtails: "You can't do this again after crossing the border."

When I thought about it, it was right. Team Leader Wei said that he came to the port to pick him up in person. Good guy, as soon as he was picked up, the convoy just got on the highway. You lowered the window and stretched out your hand holding a cigarette. Then What is it called?
When the driver in front looked at the rear mirror and was about to turn, he happened to see you in the mirror sticking your head out and spitting... Are you a leader from the Wa State? Don't be that little hooligan who came out of the street corner, right?

But the problem is, I have been a gangster for so many years. Even if I enter the Bangkang Municipal Government Office Building, wouldn’t I still throw my feet on the table?
"I try to be restrained."

That's all I can answer.

"Don't shake your legs."

Annie was not talking about me this time, but Haika.

He went too far than me. He got into the car, leaned up on the back seat, and spread his legs. As soon as his legs spread, one of them started shaking.

I can't blame people for saying that dog meat cannot be served on the main table. I can see that none of us are worthy of being on the throne and sitting in the palace. We are not born with such graceful and noble faces.

Snapped.

As soon as Anne finished talking about Haika, Bujea lit up the cigarette...

This time it was completely settled. As a foreign guest, the driver came down with a cigarette in his mouth. The leader of the ethnic minority sat down and started shaking his legs. I, the political leader, lowered the window and threw the chewing gum wrapper out. The three of us bundled up without a single piece. A primary school principal in China is very particular about grooming.

"Hey, you want one?"

It was impossible for Bourgeois to understand what Anne was talking about. He never thought there was anything wrong with smoking a cigarette while driving for me.

Annie rolled her eyes angrily: "This is the last cigarette you use when driving. After leaving the port, you are never allowed to light up your cigarette as long as you drive."

Bujea looked back at me, what can I say?

"Listen to others."

The car quickly drove out from Bangkang. When we got on the bridge, the Wa State port directly raised the pole. When we got to the opposite side, they didn't care about that. You have to stop when you need to stop, and you have to get the ID when you need to.

But the only good thing is that when the car with the flag of the Wa State drove by, they gave it the face they deserved. They simply took a look at the ID, stamped it, and immediately chose to let it go, even We were not asked to lower the car window and take a look at our documents.

But as soon as the bus passed the port, I don’t know what happened. The small problems of the few of us were instantly changed. When we saw the motorcade greeting us in the distance, the Wa leader also sat up straight in his seat, and Bure A also I pretended to put on my sunglasses, and even I checked my clothes.

The main reason is that the formation forces you to do this. The two rows of Dongfeng CF650G Dabai motorcycles are directly there for you, followed by a few Audi A6s in front, and an empty minibus at the end. I guess they are afraid of us. There were too many people to accommodate, so a minibus was brought over, and behind it was a police car with flashing lights. "Comrade Zhou Aiguo, I have been waiting for you!"

As soon as our Audi A4 stopped, someone came over and opened the door for me. As soon as I got out of the car, Team Leader Wei had already walked over.

I hurried over and reached out my hand. Team leader Wei held my hand and said, "Last time, when we went to Bangkang, we had to thank you for your warm hospitality. This time it's our turn to show some kindness to the landlords. "

"It should, it should."

Team Leader Wei nodded: "Okay, let's go to the provincial capital first, and then we'll talk about the rest."

"Come on, get in the car."

After a few words, I returned to the car. Then, I saw several large white motorcycles acrobatically driving forward for a distance, turning around, and riding along the road ahead. Only then did the police car follow, and then Followed closely by other vehicles.

"Follow that minibus." After Anne directed Boureat to drive out, I asked: "Annie, why do I remember that when welcoming foreign guests, there should be two rows of cars on both sides and the courtesy car in the middle? "

Anne responded: "That's a state guest ceremony!"

"Are you the head of state? One day you really become Aung San Suu Kyi, and you will experience that kind of treatment."

Aung San Suu Kyi?

Do I still dare to be that old woman?
As soon as the words "old woman" appeared in my mind, I immediately reminded myself that if I opened my mouth and said these three words at this moment, everything would be ruined. I must control my bad mouth.

Beep, beep, beep.

At this moment, the phone rang. I took it out and saw Team Leader Wei's name flashing on the phone.

"Hello, uncle?" I gave Annie a look and then answered the phone.

"Ah, Xu, this journey may take six or seven hours, so if you are tired, you can take a short rest on the way."

"Uncle, I'm fine..."

"Listen to me and rest. Adequate rest time can keep you awake at all times."

I glanced at Annie suspiciously and said to the phone: "Uncle, has something happened?"

Team Leader Wei hesitated for a long time, and then said: "You... have a good rest."

The phone was hung up inexplicably!
Team leader Wei didn't say anything after meeting me, and when he got in the car and drove to Kunming, he reminded me to have a good rest... Can I still not understand such an obvious intention?

But what did he want to remind me?

I immediately raised my head and glanced at Anne: "Annie, has something happened to the West Asians?" After all, the only people around me who could have a relationship were Anne and the West Asians.

Anne responded as if she hadn't really heard anything: "What could happen to him?"

I still felt something was wrong, so I took out my mobile phone and called the West Asian person. The response I got was: "Sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off." (End of Chapter)