Get something in the courtyard

Chapter 747 Proposing a bet with Silly Zhu
Si Zhu didn't pour him wine, and he was a little dissatisfied: "Wang Kun, you have learned to flatter me. I have worked so hard to cook so many dishes, why don't you pour me wine."

Xu Damao took out Yanbu Guijia's wine and shouted to Shazhu: "Let's drink this."

Silly Zhu was about to take the bottle of wine that Wang Kun opened when he turned around and saw the wine in Xu Damao's hand.That's a wine bottle from Yanbu Gui's family. I don't know how many years it's been in use.Silly Zhu could see it at a glance.

"Xu Damao, are you kidding me? Don't think that I don't know. This bottle is water mixed with wine from the third uncle's house. Drinking this will cause diarrhea."

Hearing this, Xu Damao smiled and said, "Of course I know I'm going to have diarrhea. Aren't we two going to reconcile? I'm afraid you won't be convinced if we reconcile just after having a drink."

Silly Zhu chuckled: "You're smart, kid. The two of us drink together quite often, and every time we drink, we still fight."

Xu Damao said: "I really intend to reconcile with you this time. Since we want to reconcile, we must make the conflict between us clear. I also know that drinking too much of this stuff will cause diarrhea.

Let’s reconcile the accounts one by one, and whoever has the problem will take the blame.You deserve to have diarrhea after drinking it.You can't pull him to death anyway, so just think of it as the price to pay.How about it? "

When Silly Zhu heard this, he became interested: "I don't like you, but I have to say that you are a man this time. Okay, I will accompany you."

Having received Yi Zhonghai's education since childhood, Shazhu didn't think there was anything wrong with him.

The hatred he had with Xu Damao was that Xu Damao was unfilial to Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady, and Xu Damao bullied Qin Huairu. The biggest hatred was that Xu Damao ruined his blind date.

His only fault was that he lied, but Xu Damao got divorced.Because Xu Damao got divorced, everyone forgot to verify what he said.

Even if Xu Damao found him, the worst he could do would be to drink a glass of wine.With such a strong body, drinking a glass of expensive Yanbu wine would definitely not cause diarrhea.

Before accompanying Xu Damao, Shazhu still had to say: "Let's just drink, but I've cooked so many dishes and I'm not allowed to drink some serious wine, which is a bit unreasonable.

Wang Kun, pour me some wine. I'll drink a few glasses of wine first, and then I'll drink the third uncle's fake wine with Xu Damao. "

Yan Bugui was very dissatisfied with Shazhu's slander: "How can you talk? The wine I brought is fake. This is what I drink at home."

Liu Haizhong quickly grabbed Yan Bugui. It was embarrassing enough to mix wine with water, so what was there to argue about?

Xu Damao was very aware of his drinking capacity, and after thinking about cheating Silly Zhu for a while, he drank a few glasses of wine.

With the bet proposed by Xu Damao, Shazhu completely forgot that there was still a group of people waiting for him in the middle courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady waited around, but Wang Kun didn't come to invite him, and they felt very anxious.He kept comforting himself that even if Wang Kun didn't want to, Silly Zhu would mention him.As long as he is mentioned, those people cannot ignore him.

But the reality was that there was no movement at all, and there was no smell of Shazhu cooking in the courtyard.

They knew very well that this situation meant that Wang Kun really had no intention of inviting him, and Shazhu had also forgotten about him.

"asshole."

Unable to bear it anymore, Yi Zhonghai slapped the table hard.

The deaf old lady was holding her cane tightly, as if she was considering whether to knock on the glass of Wang Kun's house.

Opposite Qin Huairu, the expectation on his face slowly disappeared and gradually turned into disappointment and anger.

Jia Zhang had endured it for a long time, but she couldn't bear it anymore: "Qin Huairu, why are you still standing there? Didn't you see that Wang Kun's family started to eat? If you don't go, they will all finish eating.

Do you want to starve Bangge's three children to death? "Qin Huairu held the bowl in her hand, very hesitant. She knew very well that it would be difficult for her to borrow things from Wang Kun's house on her own. Everyone in the courtyard lent her things, but Wang Kun did not.

Wang Kun didn't know everything in the middle courtyard, and several people were sitting together drinking.

Wang Kun packed some dishes for Xue'er and Doudou in advance and let them eat in Xue'er's room.

After a few glasses of wine, Xu Damao and Silly Zhu began to reconcile their accounts.

Silly Zhu came up and accused Xu Damao of being unfilial and bullying Qin Huairu.In order to stabilize Silly Pillar, Xu Damao drank two glasses of wine.

"Okay, I won't argue with you about this matter. It's useless to argue. I just want to say that the first uncle is not related to me. It's up to you whether you want to treat him as a relative. I have parents and I don't want to give him anything. Find an elder yourself.

As for Sister Qin's matter, you can't blame me entirely. "

Silly Zhu was unwilling and asked, "Are you sincere in reconciling with me?"

Wang Kun interrupted Silly Zhu: "Okay. Silly Zhu, what Xu Damao said is right. We all have different surnames. It's nonsense to say that we are a family. Xu Damao has already had two drinks. These two things are It’s over.”

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui also said yes.They all have sons, and they strongly disagree with Yi Zhonghai's statement that living in the same courtyard is like a family.Especially Yan Bugui, it was because of the family's theory that he forced everyone to donate to Qinhuai Rujia.

When Silly Zhu saw this situation, he felt unwilling and could only do this: "Okay, after talking about these two things, there is another biggest question. How many times have you ruined it since I went on a blind date? I am three years old. I can’t find a partner for ten times, and it’s all your responsibility.”

Finally getting down to business, Xu Damao's face became excited: "You're talking nonsense. I admit that I ruined a few blind dates for you, but I don't admit that I ruined it all. How about we do it bit by bit Reconciliation.”

Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and said, "Okay. Let's start from the beginning. The person I went on a blind date with for the first time was destroyed by you, right?"

"No. On the day of your blind date, I was working in the factory. I have never seen your blind date. The third uncle can testify to this."

Silly Zhu's first blind date was when he was 22 years old, which was five or seven years ago.Although it was far away in time, Yan Bugui still had an impression.

Yan Bugui understood it very well, but he didn't dare to say it. If he did say it, he would offend others.

When Shazhu saw that Yan Bugui was silent, he immediately said: "You saw it. The third uncle won't testify for you. Hurry up and drink! You have to drink two drinks this time."

Xu Damao didn't say anything when he saw Yan Bugui, and he didn't care: "Don't worry. The third uncle doesn't want to say, I have other evidence. I must remember correctly, the matchmaker who introduced you to the target is named Liu, right?

Unfortunately, I was looking for someone to introduce my partner yesterday and happened to meet her.I begged her to introduce me to someone, but she didn't want to. "

Silly Zhu said: "If it were me, I wouldn't want to send that girl to the pit of fire."

I thought Xu Damao would be very angry, but he was not angry at all. Instead, he said with a smile: "I asked her why she didn't introduce her. She told me that it was you. She introduced the person to you back then. The girl's parents Come and get some news.

Chatting with the old women in the courtyard, everyone in the courtyard said that the tradition of Lao He's family is to like widows, but not those who are not widowed.He also told her to let the girl become a widow before introducing her. "

Silly Zhu slammed the table angrily: "Which bastard said such a thing? Are you spreading rumors?"

Xu Damao glanced at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui before saying, "I asked for you. She said there was a fat old woman, a very thin old woman, and a beautiful little daughter-in-law who was washing clothes, by the way. , she also said that an old lady on crutches was also there."

(End of this chapter)