Dressed like a loser and went to raise a baby

Chapter 343 Father, are you coming to pee too?
After leaving the city, although the car drove faster, the queue was too long and the driving speed was still very slow.

After driving for two hours, we still haven't reached Phoenix Mountain. It's almost noon and it's time to have lunch. The team stopped to let people rest, eat and pay their respects.

The snacks prepared before departure for this meal were mentioned in the previous notice. Lunch may be used on the road. Since we are in a hurry and cannot set up a stove to cook, we need to prepare it ourselves.

If there is a toilet bowl outside the palace, the woman can close the carriage window and solve the problem in the carriage. Of course, the toilet bucket will be cleaned in time. There is a river not far away.

The man found a private place to deal with it casually, and the same was true for the palace maid and eunuch.

Leng Luoyue couldn't accept eating and paying respects on the carriage again. This carriage was not a spacious house after all. There was only so much space, so the smell naturally didn't dissipate.

However, she didn't drink much water, so she couldn't be impatient and could still endure it.

The kitten ate two snacks and drank two sips of milk that was still hot in the thermos cup.

Both the thermos cup and the milk bottle were exposed in front of other palace people in Lengxiang Palace. Leng Luoyue deceived Chengsheng and the others that they were high-end goods from the Western Region, saying that they were secretly given by the emperor.

He also said that the emperor didn't want others to know that he gave Xiaomaoer such a high-end thing to avoid the jealousy of the concubines in the palace, so he kept it secret and used it secretly.

They also told Chengsheng and the others not to tell others, and not to show in front of the emperor that they already knew about the existence of this high-end product, otherwise the emperor would be unhappy.

Chengsheng and the others believed it and swore that they would never tell anyone.

"Mother, hush hush." ​​Mao Mao'er tugged on Leng Luoyue's sleeve.

"Mom, let me get you out of the car and pee." It happened that her back was sore from sitting in the carriage, and she wanted to get out of the car and take a walk.

So, Leng Luoyue took Mao Er out of the car.

When the Imperial Guard guarding the car saw Concubine Leng and the little prince getting out of the car, they quickly asked nervously: "Where are the empress and the little prince going?"

Their duty was to protect Concubine Leng and the young prince. Now that Concubine Leng and the young prince got out of the car, they naturally wanted to ask.

Without waiting for her mother to answer, Xiaomaoer quickly said: "Brother, the cat needs to pee--" and stamped his feet, looking very anxious.
"Isn't there Gong Tong?" Lin Yu asked softly.

"He couldn't urinate using the toilet bucket in the car." Leng Luoyue, who didn't want to eat or drink in the car, directly threw the pot on Xiao Mao'er's head.

Xiaomao'er: Let it be whatever mother says!

"I will take him to that tree to pee and then come back." Leng Luoyue pointed to the big banyan tree a hundred meters away.

Lin Yu and another Yulin glanced at the big tree and said, "I will go with Concubine Leng and the little prince."

Leng Luoyue: "Okay."

So, Leng Luoyue took the little cat's soft little hand, followed by the two forest guards, Cai Wei and Cheng Sheng, and walked towards the banyan tree.

When the Royal Forest Army, the clan children, and the officials' children saw Concubine Leng getting off the carriage, their eyes began to follow the white figure.

Feng Chenghan had some snacks and got off the carriage. When he saw Leng Luoyue and the kitten walking out of the team, he frowned and asked Wang Xin beside him, "Where are they going?"

Wang Xin looked at it and said, "I guess I just need to get off my horse and walk around to get some fresh air!"

The little prince is a child, and children are very active. After staying in the carriage for so long, the little prince may not be able to stay any longer, and he will naturally want to get off the carriage and take a walk.

Feng Chenghan didn't say anything, but he raised his feet and walked in the direction of Leng Luoyue.Wang Xin was startled for a moment, then waved his hand quickly, asking the imperial guards and imperial guards to follow him quickly.

Halfway through, Leng Luoyue felt that there were many people following her, so she stopped and glanced behind her.

She "tsk" in her heart, the emperor was different when he was outside, with so many people around him to protect him.

"Mom~" The anxious kitten saw her mother stop and stamped her feet again. The kitten was about to pee its pants.

Seeing that her son was in such a hurry, Leng Luoyue picked him up and walked quickly towards the big banyan tree.

Fengcheng Han saw Leng Luoyue stop and look back. He thought she would stop and wait for him after seeing him, but he didn't expect that she turned her head and ran away with the kitten in her arms. (Leng Luoyue: I’m leaving, thank you.)
Feng Chenghan frowned in displeasure. What did this woman mean? Where was she going to run with his son in her arms?He also quickened his pace.

Leng Luoyue carried the kitten and walked to the banyan tree, then quickly lifted up his little robe and took off his pants.

The little cat's brows relaxed and he started to shush happily.

Feng Chenghan got closer and saw the kitten peeing against the banyan tree and Leng Luoyue lifting his little robe for him.

"Your Majesty." Caiwei and others saluted quickly.

Feng Chenghan raised his hand, and Cai Wei and others stood up.

Xiaomaoer heard someone calling him Father, and while shushing, he turned his head and called out sweetly: "Father."

"Yeah." Feng Chenghan responded.I also understand why Leng Luoyue ran away with the kitten in her arms. It was probably because the kitten was anxious.

After the kitten shushed, the mother-in-law put his pants on, and he opened his hands and ran towards his father.

Feng Chenghan bent down and saw him picking him up, so he put his soft little hands around his father's neck and asked innocently: "Father, are you coming to pee too?"

Phew, Leng Luoyue suppressed her laughter, feeling that Mao Mao'er's question was similar to "Are you here to poop?"

Feng Chenghan's expression froze for a moment and he said, "No."

There was still a while before departure, and Feng Chenghan was not in a hurry to carry the kitten back, so he just held the kitten and walked around the big banyan tree.

Then, "One Hundred Thousand Whys" began to ask his father.

"Father~What?" The little finger pointed at the brown grasshopper sitting on the withered yellow grass.

Feng Chenghan took a closer look and said, "This is a grasshopper."

"Grasshopper——"

"Father~" The little finger pointed at the cicada shell on the tree trunk.

"This is the shell of a cicada."

"Keke——"

Feng Chenghan frowned, shouldn't he be called Zhizhi?Keike is completely unrecognizable, he is talking about cicada.

The imperial guards and imperial guards had no idea that the ruthless and majestic emperor would patiently answer the questions raised by his children like an ordinary father.

Holding the little prince in his arms, the emperor's innate aura of chilling coldness was reduced a lot, and his stern face became much softer.

"Bitch, old woman, when I, Dulusha, become the emperor's concubine, I will definitely let you know how powerful I am." The woman in green squatted by the river, pulling out the green grass on the ground and throwing it into the river. , thinking about it while throwing it away.

This girl was none other than Du Lusha, the concubine of Marquis Yong'an. Because Marquis Yong'an liked her biological mother very much, he loved the whole family and loved this daughter very much.In order to ensure a good future for this daughter, she was also raised in the name of the first wife, and she is now regarded as a legitimate daughter.

Du Lusha had never been to any of the previous banquets in the palace. This time Yong'an Hou wanted her to appear in front of the emperor, so he asked Mrs. Yong'an Hou to bring her daughter with her.

When the emperor left the palace, Du Lusha dozed off in the carriage and did not get to see Tianyan.

After the team stopped for a lunch break, they wanted to go to the front to have a look at the emperor.After Mrs. Yong'an Hou and Du Luyan found out, they scolded and humiliated her.

He said that she had no rules, was not ashamed, overestimated her abilities and wanted to seduce the emperor.

She also said that there were many royal guards and imperial guards guarding the emperor, and she would be arrested as an assassin before she even got close to the emperor's dragon chariot.

She was so humiliated that she couldn't speak. She couldn't stay in the carriage any longer, so she jumped out of the carriage. Afraid that she would really be arrested as an assassin if she went to see the emperor, she ran to the river to pull weeds and cursed her aunt and daughter-in-law. Sister vented her anger.

(End of this chapter)