Farm widows have space, pick up a treasure on the way to escape

Chapter 359 Take off your obscene pants and put them over your head

Seeing that she had transferred her anger to her son, Old Man Lu secretly rejoiced in his heart and comforted him with a considerate look: "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. The third child is a bit awkward, but his wife is a good one and she will definitely be able to take care of him." If he teaches you well, don’t worry. Calm down your anger, calm down your anger..."

As he said this, he squeezed Sun's shoulders in a very shameless manner.

Mrs. Sun turned her head to look at him, her eyes full of warning: "Stand aside. Did I let you speak?"

Old Man Lu felt aggrieved instantly: "You are angry with your son, why are you taking your anger out on me?"

"That's all your fault! If I'm not angry with you, no one will be angry with you!"

Old Man Lu: ...I can’t refute that, okay (╯▽╰).

Mrs. Sun went back and lay down angrily. After being angry for a while, she finally said: "Come here, turn off the lights and go to bed!"

"Hey! Here we come!"

Old Man Lu immediately went over happily, turned off the light, went to bed, and fell asleep in a second.

Sun:  …

She really owed this family the surname Lu!
Early the next morning, Lu Baichuan woke up due to suffocation. He felt like he couldn't breathe, so he struggled to move. The familiar fragrance penetrated the tip of his nose and touched a soft mass, and his whole body stiffened instantly.

He Jiuniang was in a daze and was woken up by him. She finally let go of her hand holding his head and felt numb instantly.

"hiss……"

He Jiuniang frowned in pain, her hands were so numb that she couldn't lift them even if she wanted to shake them.

Lu Baichuan wisely took her hand and gently massaged her to relieve her pain.

He Jiuniang was exhausted last night and was still very sleepy now. Lu Baichuan pressed her hands, and she continued to sleep regardless.

Lu Baichuan looked at her peaceful sleeping face and couldn't help but twitch his Adam's apple. He leaned in to kiss her, but before he could get in front of her, He Jiu Niang slapped her away.

"Stay away from me, I have a psychological shadow on you."

With that said, He Jiuniang withdrew her hand, turned over and continued to sleep.

Lu Baichuan froze on the spot. He looked down and saw that he was not wearing a shirt, but he was wearing underwear, and his wife was also wearing underwear. In a situation like last night, she wouldn't have gotten up and put it on after doing something. Get ready before going to sleep?

Therefore, it can't be because of him that his wife can't stand it, so she says she has a psychological shadow on him, right?
So what happened?Why does his wife sleep holding his head?Shouldn't he be the one holding her?

He couldn't remember what happened last night, and he didn't even know how he slept with his wife.

But he would never say this, and once he got into this bed, he had no intention of getting off again!
It was still early, and he wanted to hug his wife and go back to sleep, but she wouldn't let him get close, so he sat on the bed and thought about life, trying to remember what happened last night.

The result was, well, my mind went blank.

After a while, people started to get up outside. Several children were going to school and had to practice martial arts for a while before going out. A maid got up to make food for them.

When He Jiuniang heard the noise, she couldn't sleep. She opened her eyes quietly, looked at Lu Baichuan in front of her, and said with resentment: "Lu Baichuan, I am convinced by you."

Seeing that she was completely awake, Lu Baichuan finally couldn't bear his curiosity and eagerly approached her and asked, "Daughter-in-law, what did I do last night?"

He Jiuniang looked at him strangely: "You can't remember?"

Lu Baichuan nodded: "Well..."

"I'm not telling you, Lu Baichuan, if you can't drink enough, just go sit at the children's table. If you can't, you can sit with me! I can help you hold back a few drinks!"

Lu Baichuan: ...He Jiuniang suddenly became interested and got up and sat down. The two were facing each other, and she started to pick up her fingers and help him recall every bit of last night.

"As soon as you enter the door, act coquettishly and tell me you've been bitten by a mosquito and ask me to scratch it for you."

"When I saw where there were mosquito bites, it was obvious that I was allergic. For a person of your age, if you are allergic, you should avoid food. You are just eating at home. I don't know what you are trying to do!"

"I applied medicine and let you sleep. You said you were thirsty and wanted to get me some water..."

He Jiuniang kept talking and talked about what happened last night.

She is the devil who forcibly helps you recall the embarrassing things you did when you were drunk.

Lu Baichuan's face turned the color of pig liver. He couldn't believe he looked like this after being drunk!
"Okay, okay, stop talking..."

Lu Baichuan held his head against his head. He regretted it. He shouldn't have asked.

But He Jiuniang clearly said she was addicted. Regardless of whether Lu Baichuan had done it or not, she just opened her mouth and said it, but he couldn't remember it anyway.

"How can I not tell you? You wanted me to hold you to sleep all night, and you said that you are a baby and you have to be held in my arms to sleep... Uh-huh..."

He Jiuniang was speaking enthusiastically, but Lu Baichuan couldn't bear to listen, so he threw her down, pushed her down and blocked her mouth.

The movements were coherent and fast, without giving He Jiuniang a chance to react. Moreover, she was talking in a small voice, so she was invaded so easily!
He Jiuniang's eyes widened and she was about to resist when the dog's surprised voice came from the door: "Daddy, why are you bullying my mother! If you want to kiss me, just kiss me well. Why are you suppressing my mother!"

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for the two of them to react, they ran out with short legs and left a sentence at the end: "I'll tell grandma!"

"Ehhh!"

Lu Baichuan didn't want to be accused of this kind of thing in front of his mother, and wanted to call his son, but he was already far away.

He was a little discouraged. He looked at He Jiuniang resentfully and asked, "Why don't you lock the door?"

"You blame me?" He Jiuniang smiled, "You actually have the nerve to blame me?"

Lu Baichuan: ...I always have a bad feeling.

Sure enough, He Jiuniang wiped her mouth and said with a sneer: "Who refused to bolt the door last night, saying that it was not safe and that it was dangerous to retreat?"

Lu Baichuan:......

He already wanted to take off his underpants and put them over his head. It was so embarrassing!
Fortunately, Mrs. Sun, as someone who had been there, was very happy to see such a scene, so when Gou'er went to complain, she happily carried her grandson to have breakfast, and talked about eight hundred topics, finally making Gou'er forget. His father bullied his mother.

However, He Jiuniang didn't give him a chance to mess around. She pushed him away and got up to wash up. There were so many people in the house and she didn't want everyone to see the joke.

However, Gou'er spoke quite loudly before, so everyone still heard some of it. When they saw He Jiuniang, they all had a lewd smile on their faces that could see through but not tell.

He Jiuniang was so angry, but she really couldn't refute, so she could only shut up and act like a quail.

When having breakfast, Lu Baichuan silently sat at the children's table with a bowl in hand.

Old Man Lu wanted to laugh at his son, but when he saw Mrs. Sun's warning eyes, he gave up and ate his own meal with a bowl in hand.

Lu Laoer looked at Lu Baichuan and then at his wife. Knowing that he had made a fool of himself after getting drunk last night, he also took a bowl and went to sit with Lu Baichuan.

Crowd: ...

(End of this chapter)