After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

Chapter 44 Working part-time at a funeral parlor
After locking the hotel door, I quietly lit the incense.

As soon as he turned around after plugging in the incense burner, he saw Qin Muan holding a big abalone in his hand.

I was so frightened that I almost jumped up.

"Sister!" Qin Mu'an frowned, "Did you sell me?"

"Ah? Why did you say that suddenly?"

I felt a little guilty and didn't dare to look directly into Qin Muan's eyes.

"Because every time Ning Yi beats me up, you always give me a little kick! Last time it was an elbow, this time it's an abalone!" Qin Mu'an said this and gestured with his fingers. "It's still a three-headed abalone!"

"That...actually..."

"Sister, if you have anything to say, just say it!"

"Mu An is like this!" I quickly raised my stiff and unbendable arms, "My hands are so badly injured now that I can't even take care of myself, let alone you! So I want to discuss this with you... "

"Tell me who you transferred me to!"

Before I could finish speaking, Qin Muan sat down on the chair.

"I……"

"Anyway, it's not the first time that I've been transferred to someone else without my consent. I'm used to it!"

Damn!

I feel this inexplicable guilt!

It's like the shame that an adopted orphan feels when his adoptive mother gives him up for adoption!

"I'm here to discuss with you, not inform you."

I quickly softened my tone and squatted down in front of Qin Mu'an guiltily.

"Really?" Qin Mu'an frowned.

"Yeah, yeah!" I nodded repeatedly, "My good friend Ye Chenchen, she wants to worship you. She said that as long as you agree, you will not only be able to enjoy the hot food and drink spicy food, but also transfer a well-paid job to me. Although I am very short of money, but I can't have no limit. I told her that I want to discuss it with Qin Mu'an. If you don't agree, I won't make my own decision! "

"elder sister……"

Seeing Qin Mu'an's eyes filled with smoke, I wanted to slap myself hard.

Just when I was about to kneel down and apologize due to the torture of guilt, Qin Muan's eyes suddenly sparkled.

"Is Ye Chenchen's condition better than yours?"

"Yeah!" I scratched my head, "She is the second generation of demolition!"

"Are there any other Baojiaxian in her family?"

"no!"

"Then what are you waiting for!" Qin Mu'an jumped up excitedly, "Instead of following my sister and starving her nine times out of ten, and being picked up and beaten by Ning Zhen every now and then, I might as well go to Ye Chenchen's place to eat and drink and become a master!"

I,"……"

"Come on, stop the ink!"

This guy doesn’t miss the past at all!

I thought he would be reluctant to let go, so he hugged my legs and cried, asking me to keep him.

Unexpectedly, he couldn't wait to pack up and move in now.

"Are you sure?"

"Of course!"

"But I don't know how to turn it around!"

"How did Lin Xiaoxian turn around and you forgot?"

Qin Muan's words made my heart skip a beat.

Seeing him approaching step by step, I suddenly panicked.

Lin Xiaoxian was left as an orphan after his death. Do I have to die to transfer Baojiaxian?
"Sister, you are so cowardly!" Qin Mu'an suddenly lowered his head and looked at me, grinning, "I'm teasing you! Just turn around and you won't die! Hahaha..."

"Why are you laughing!" I let out a long breath, "Eat the abalone first and then I will take you to find Ye Chenchen!"

"Hey, I'm going to get rich overnight, who cares about your three melons and two dates? Save it for Ning Yi, he's used to poor quality tributes!"

I,"……"

……

Ye Chenchen took Qin Muan's order and held a simple handover ceremony.

After lighting the incense, he immediately saw Qin Muan.

It could be seen from Ye Chenchen's expression that she was very satisfied.

As for Qin Muan, he is even more satisfied!

Not everyone can afford rosewood to make a memorial tablet!

Ye Chenchen walked away holding the memorial tablet and left me a phone number before leaving.

I didn't hesitate and called directly.

"Hi, hello! I'm..."

"You finally called!" Before I could finish speaking, a hoarse voice interrupted me. "When can you come to work?"

"In such a hurry? I..."

"Eight thousand!" The man interrupted me again, "Come tonight!"

From five thousand to eight thousand all of a sudden?
This feels like pie in the sky!
"If something hadn't happened to the one in front of me, I wouldn't be looking for you in such a hurry! From twelve o'clock in the evening to six o'clock the next morning, you are only responsible for taking care of the things inside, and don't do any other physical work. You need to do it! If you want to come, you must sign a contract for at least half a year. If you break the contract, you will triple the compensation for our losses."

"This one……"

I clutched the phone tightly, hesitantly.

Just because of the triple liquidated damages, I was a little afraid to go.

"Salary is paid at the end of every month, can be paid in advance, and there are five insurances and one housing fund. Women even have maternity insurance, maternity leave and breastfeeding subsidies, and can even take their children to work!"

"I don't have kids! But can I bring the tablet to work?"

"Even if you move all your ancestral halls here, there will be no problem!"

"Then I'll go!" I suddenly became excited, "But I have to tell you one thing clearly. This job originally belonged to my classmate! But I can go over and re-interview, so..."

"No need!" The other person interrupted me again, "It doesn't matter who works here. What matters is who can continue to do it in the end."

……

When I excitedly looked for it according to the location the other party gave me, I looked up and saw the words 'Funeral Parlor' in big letters.

In an instant, the whole person turned to stone.

funeral parlor?
I dare you to say that the good job Ye Chenchen said is to guard the door of a funeral parlor?
From twelve o'clock in the evening to six o'clock in the morning, it's a weird time and a weird place. No wonder the salary is so high!
"coming?"

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, the door of the funeral home opened.

An old man in work clothes said this to me, then took off his mask, revealing a face full of ravines.

That voice sounded like the one who was talking to me on the phone. "I'll ask He Xi, the curator here."

He Xi is going?
Go west with a crane?

This name is perfect!
"Director He, I..."

"Have you brought all your luggage?" Director He glanced at the suitcase in my hand, "I just packed up the duty room. Come in and take a look!"

Before I could say anything, Director He turned around and left.

It seems so rude to leave right after arriving!
It's better to go in and take a look first, and then just find some excuse to say it's inappropriate.

funeral parlor?
joke!

There is no way in my life I will work in a funeral home!
The funeral home is quiet and spacious inside.

After passing through the clean courtyard, Director He came to a door.

After opening the door, I was shocked again.

Where is the duty room here?
Isn’t this a finely decorated presidential suite?
The layout of three bedrooms and one living room, Chinese decoration style, is extremely low-key and elegant.

There is everything you need, including karaoke and treadmills.

There are all kinds of fruits on the fruit plate on the living room table, some of which I have never seen before.

"These fruits are..."

"Oh, in addition to breakfast, dinner and late night snacks, you will also have a fruit meal. Balanced nutrition can ensure good health, and a good body is the basis for a good job."

"Doesn't this cost money?"

"Of course!" Director He nodded, "The salary in our library is very high, but there are only a few who can really accept it!"

"Then...do I live alone here?"

Three bedrooms and one living room, no matter how you look at it, it should be a shared apartment, right?

"The conditions are a bit bad!" Director He frowned, "After all, you are a new employee and you signed a temporary contract. Unlike other regular employees who can be assigned their own room."

"You still allocate houses?"

"In our business, we work with the dead. No living person dares to approach us! Because if you pay more, you will get more."

Say something!

For social terrorism, there is no better job than this, right?
"I heard that you are still a student?"

"Ok!"

"Then don't tell other people about your work here, otherwise they will treat you as a scourge and avoid you!"

"it is good!"

"Then let's sign the contract!" Director He said this and suddenly stared into my eyes. "We have agreed! As long as you sign the contract, you will work for at least half a year. Your duty is to ensure that there are not too many guests here. You can do whatever else you want? In the funeral home and even in this lounge, you have absolute freedom !”

As soon as my head got hot, I signed the contract inexplicably.

After signing, I still haven’t come back to my senses.

Afterwards, I felt that I had been PUAed!
But think on the bright side, I have Yin and Yang eyes. Since I am destined to see ghosts, what's the harm in living in a funeral parlor?
"Director He, I have a problem!"

"The contract has been signed, it's too late to regret it!" Director He hurriedly put away the contract.

"No, no!" I shook my head quickly, "I want to ask how can I become a regular worker here?"

These words caused the wrinkles on Director He's face to wrinkle instantly.

"You should finish the job for half a year first and then talk about it!" Director He said angrily, "There are not many people before you who can finish the job for half a year!"

"Then they all paid liquidated damages?"

"No!" Director He suddenly narrowed his eyes strangely, "They are all dead!"

……

The contract has been signed, and I don’t think I can regret it anymore.

Especially when Director He brought me a rich dinner, I completely forgot what regret was.

Which janitor can eat steak?
But after all, I was a little bit nervous about being in a funeral home.

Is this really steak?Or use local materials?
When I think of this, I get chills all over.

For safety reasons, I placed the steak in front of Ning Yi’s memorial tablet.

After I lit the incense, I turned around and saw Ning Zhen elegantly wiping his mouth with a napkin.

"What have you done to offend me?"

Before I could speak, Ning Yi spoke indifferently.

"Xianjia, why do you say that?"

"Otherwise, with your petty ambition, how could you be willing to use Wagyu beef as an offering to me?"

"Wagyu?" I was stunned for a moment, then exclaimed. "Is it the expensive wagyu?"

"Yes!" Ning Yi frowned slightly.

Oh oh oh!
Wagyu!

My dream meat!

"What are you doing with such a sad face? I...wait!" Ning Ting said this and suddenly looked around. "Where is this?"

"Funeral parlor!" I drooped my head, "I found a part-time job!"

"So, Qin Muan and Ye Chenchen are together?"

After hearing me explain the cause and effect, Ning Yi narrowed his eyes slightly.

What is this expression?
Envy?
"Xianjia, when I get rich, I will also give you a rosewood tablet!"

"You should have sent him away a long time ago!" Ning Yi let go of his frown, "Otherwise, I will beat him to death sooner or later!"

"There are guests!"

Just as he was about to say something, Director He suddenly heard shouting from outside.

I hurriedly ran out of the lounge, and as soon as I arrived in the courtyard, I heard the sound of crying.

I saw a large group of people wearing sackcloth and mourning, supporting each other and squeezing in. In front of them was a hearse with a coffin.

"Director He, do you need my help?"

I came back to my senses and hurriedly whispered to Director He.

With a monthly salary of [-] yuan, I feel uneasy if I don’t do something.

"We have full authority to receive the guests from Group A. You only need to keep an eye on the guests from Group B!" Director He said this and suddenly looked at me. "What do you belong?"

"I'm nineteen and I'm a sheep!"

"The deceased was born in the year of Ox, so avoid dragon, horse, sheep, dog, and rabbit. Please get out of the way!"

……

(End of this chapter)